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Topic	'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly
MachineJaipur 07/28/22 11:14:19 AM #1	https://mobile.twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1552298506177724418 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/4/AAecKNAADgII.jpg Invokes this dumb image: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AAecKNAADgIJ.jpg Why do they have to equate people to inanimate objects? We're people, not tools.
Topic	"There are no pronouns in the Constitution"
MachineJaipur 07/28/22 11:07:36 AM #20	gunplagirl posted... Keep in mind they mean more than just in some literal sense. What they're saying is that they think transgender people shouldn't exist and because we aren't mentioned in the constitution, we don't deserve any rights. And they fully intend to do what is necessary to eliminate us, forever. Also, she probably means that there's nothing in the US Constitution that demands we use (preferred) pronouns regarding people so 'get fucked for asking me to be a decent human being'
Topic	"There are no pronouns in the Constitution"
MachineJaipur 07/28/22 10:51:10 AM #9	Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... Who is this person? Today is the first time I've heard of her and I've seen her saying two different idiotic things A candidate for Florida's 24th district
Topic	"There are no pronouns in the Constitution"
MachineJaipur 07/28/22 10:43:45 AM #1	https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1552008907454914561 For such a... Prideful population that the GOP attracts, you'd think the GOP base would be furious at the intellectual contempt the GOP treats them with
Topic	People who have two first names
MachineJaipur 07/26/22 8:39:32 PM #9	Corey Taylor
Topic	People who have two first names
MachineJaipur 07/26/22 6:13:19 PM #1	Tom Scott
Topic	Creator marks video "not for kids". YouTube says It's for kids
MachineJaipur 07/26/22 9:22:28 AM #42	BakonBitz posted... Seriously, the national news needs to pick this up as a story warning parents not to use Youtube Kids because of awful age-inappropriate videos getting sent through the filter. It cannot be run entirely by algorithms...shitty algorithms at that. It kind of has to be run by algorithms, though. The sheer amount of content funneled into YouTube every second is unmoniterable by a human fleet. And if you mandate manual review for all content kickbacked, you'd have people intentionally submitting troll claims to clog the system.
Topic	Would you sleep with a pregnant person that you did not impregnate yourself?
MachineJaipur 07/26/22 1:24:08 AM #15	MrDrMan posted... Not worth the headache. Why'd it be a headache?
Topic	Would you sleep with a pregnant person that you did not impregnate yourself?
MachineJaipur 07/25/22 9:54:35 PM #12	CE is willing to do this.
Topic	Would you sleep with a pregnant person that you did not impregnate yourself?
MachineJaipur 07/25/22 5:45:16 PM #9	meralonne posted... My wife would probably be pretty pissed if I did that, and rightfully so. What if you weren't married?
Topic	Would you sleep with a pregnant person that you did not impregnate yourself?
MachineJaipur 07/25/22 5:06:35 PM #1	Would you? You know they're pregnant I am currently doing that I have done that and would do it again I have done that but unsure if I'd be willing to do it again I would be willing to do that Only if they paid me Don't think I'd be willing to do that Absolutely not I wouldn't sleep a pregnant person at all Ability to be pregnant conflicts with my sexual preferences Other Would you? You know they're pregnant - Results (60 votes) I am currently doing that 1.67% (1 vote) 1 I have done that and would do it again 8.33% (5 votes) 5 I have done that but unsure if I'd be willing to do it again 0% (0 votes) 0 I would be willing to do that 46.67% (28 votes) 28 Only if they paid me 1.67% (1 vote) 1 Don't think I'd be willing to do that 6.67% (4 votes) 4 Absolutely not 31.67% (19 votes) 19 I wouldn't sleep a pregnant person at all 3.33% (2 votes) 2 Ability to be pregnant conflicts with my sexual preferences 0% (0 votes) 0 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Would you?
Topic	What do you think about Turbam?
MachineJaipur 07/24/22 8:01:31 PM #12	BloodMoon7 posted... Probably has a big pp https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/0/AAecKNAADfWi.jpg
Topic	Ever held a dildo, CE?
MachineJaipur 07/24/22 6:05:23 PM #14	Lost_All_Senses posted... I just remembered one is in my butt right now. That's what I was trying to think of Ass cheeks to rival the Gods if you can clench that hard for that long Gremlynn posted... Don't suppose my dozen Bad Dragons count. They're phallic shaped toys designed for pleasure, no?
Topic	Ever held a dildo, CE?
MachineJaipur 07/24/22 5:52:56 PM #9	VeryFatKid posted... the way this country is going murder and sexual depravity will be normal by the time someone discovers it The country has already devolved into sexual depravity, depending on who you ask
Topic	Ever held a dildo, CE?
MachineJaipur 07/24/22 5:28:33 PM #1	Ever? Yes and with more than just my hands ;o Yes, but only with my hands Yes, but not for very long Only touched it to move it, didn't firmly grasp it No, but I've watched, in person, someone use one No, but I've seen one in person No, can't say I've even seen one Ever? - Results (73 votes) Yes and with more than just my hands ;o 39.73% (29 votes) 29 Yes, but only with my hands 13.7% (10 votes) 10 Yes, but not for very long 4.11% (3 votes) 3 Only touched it to move it, didn't firmly grasp it 1.37% (1 vote) 1 No, but I've watched, in person, someone use one 1.37% (1 vote) 1 No, but I've seen one in person 13.7% (10 votes) 10 No, can't say I've even seen one 26.03% (19 votes) 19 Any kind of phallic shaped toy expressly designed for pleasure
Topic	What do you think about Turbam?
MachineJaipur 07/24/22 9:25:12 AM #1	The user. I'm thinking YUM I'm thinking YUCK The user. - Results (45 votes) I'm thinking YUM 51.11% (23 votes) 23 I'm thinking YUCK 48.89% (22 votes) 22 @Turbam where's the foreskin topic. You said yesterday.
Topic	What do you think some people do at ATMs that makes them use it forever?
MachineJaipur 07/24/22 8:21:05 AM #16	VeggetaX posted... Who the hail does that at an ATM? Go inside and get a rep to help you holy hail. In my experience, some ATMs prompt you if you want to check your balance and then print out the receipt and then make you do the whole song and dance again to actually get your money. It's dumb.
Topic	Have you ever worked at a fast food restaurant?
MachineJaipur 07/23/22 2:46:54 PM #1	Have you? Yes, three or more Yes, a couple Yes, a McDonald's Yes, another big burger chain Yes, another fast food chain No, but I've worked a restaurant job No, I've not worked any kind of restaurant job No, I've never worked any kind of (potentially) public facing job No, I've never worked any job Other Have you? - Results (34 votes) Yes, three or more 5.88% (2 votes) 2 Yes, a couple 11.76% (4 votes) 4 Yes, a McDonald's 5.88% (2 votes) 2 Yes, another big burger chain 11.76% (4 votes) 4 Yes, another fast food chain 11.76% (4 votes) 4 No, but I've worked a restaurant job 14.71% (5 votes) 5 No, I've not worked any kind of restaurant job 26.47% (9 votes) 9 No, I've never worked any kind of (potentially) public facing job 5.88% (2 votes) 2 No, I've never worked any job 2.94% (1 vote) 1 Other 2.94% (1 vote) 1 Food that moves faster than slow
Topic	What do you think some people do at ATMs that makes them use it forever?
MachineJaipur 07/23/22 12:46:50 PM #2	Technologically challenged and illiterate people who fail to understand that reading is an effective skill
Topic	English Rugby seeks to BAN Trans Women from women's matches
MachineJaipur 07/23/22 9:47:30 AM #1	https://www.sportarsh.com/rugby-to-ban-transgender-women/ The Rugby Football Union has recommended that transgender women be barred from playing in womens matches. The decision was made after a two-year review, and if accepted by the RFU Council, the new policy could be implemented before the 202223 season. A statement read: The RFU council will vote on a recommendation for a policy change for contact rugby to only permit players in the female category whose sex recorded at birth was female. This is a complex and difficult decision and the recommendation has not been made lightly or without thorough and full research and consultation. The RFU has contacted registered trans female players, on whom the policy will have a direct impact to offer its support in continuing to encourage them to participate in the sport. Prior to this change in policy, the English governing body had occasionally let transsexual women to compete in womens rugby. English rugby has since changed its position, claiming that research shows that male puberty causes physical disparities and advantages in strength, stamina, and physique. "We know we're banning you from women's matches, but perhaps you'll consider continuing to play the sport?"
Topic	My B/P is 229/135
MachineJaipur 07/22/22 1:50:37 PM #50	I've heard wrist cuff BP monitors are... Less than reliable. I think you wouldn't feel near well enough to be posting on gamefaqs if your blood pressure was actually 229/135
Topic	The habbening is Sunday; Chinese Elders have ordered US Treasury to change back
MachineJaipur 07/22/22 1:07:07 PM #4	Questionmarktarius posted... what's the context here? Just more nutty predictions by the Qult. Jsut another date where something is supposed to happen, where nothing does.
Topic	The habbening is Sunday; Chinese Elders have ordered US Treasury to change back
MachineJaipur 07/22/22 1:02:19 PM #1	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/4/AAecKNAADex4.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/5/AAecKNAADex5.png Now we're up to worldwide Martial Law, launching the Emergency Broadcast System and a ten day lock down of the entire world economy. Wish my fever dreams were this vibrant
Topic	What's the longest you've gone without showering/bathing?
MachineJaipur 07/21/22 11:49:09 PM #1	How long? Be honest. Less than a 24 hour period 24-48 hours 48-72 hours 72-96 hours 4 to 7 business days Over a week Two weeks Upwards of a month More than a month Stopped keeping track How long? Be honest. - Results (88 votes) Less than a 24 hour period 2.27% (2 votes) 2 24-48 hours 13.64% (12 votes) 12 48-72 hours 14.77% (13 votes) 13 72-96 hours 14.77% (13 votes) 13 4 to 7 business days 20.45% (18 votes) 18 Over a week 5.68% (5 votes) 5 Two weeks 3.41% (3 votes) 3 Upwards of a month 7.95% (7 votes) 7 More than a month 12.5% (11 votes) 11 Stopped keeping track 4.55% (4 votes) 4 For whatever reason, though if you went an extraordinarily long time due to outside circumstances beyond yours or anybodies control, then you decide if you count that or not
Topic	$25 but you must watch 2 randos fuck
MachineJaipur 07/21/22 8:28:17 PM #5	Scintillant posted... can the randos be people i'm actually attracted to or do they just have to be random pairing Random people, an average attractive level of all the people you run into in a Walmart.
Topic	$25 but you must watch 2 randos fuck
MachineJaipur 07/21/22 8:18:08 PM #1	Cannot join but can watch or play with yourself. Fuckers are of your preferred pairing I take the money and watch and play with myself I take the money and watch Nah I'm good I'll pay $25 to not watch to random people fuck Other Cannot join but can watch or play with yourself. Fuckers are of your preferred pairing - Results (30 votes) I take the money and watch and play with myself 43.33% (13 votes) 13 I take the money and watch 30% (9 votes) 9 Nah I'm good 23.33% (7 votes) 7 I'll pay $25 to not watch to random people fuck 3.33% (1 vote) 1 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 They're paying you $25. At least one of them has a fetish for being watched. You're sitting in a corner, in a chair. No recording, this ain't a porno. (it's actually weird to think this is more or less the job of an amateur porno cameraman)
Topic	Is PS plus premium actually better?
MachineJaipur 07/20/22 8:15:16 AM #20	Lost_All_Senses posted... I don't get the appeal of Stray. Can someone explain it to me? You play as a stray cat. That's all the reason you need
Topic	Do you walk the dog for bathroom breaks at certain times?
MachineJaipur 07/19/22 9:35:16 PM #4	One sad soul has never owned a dog
Topic	Do you walk the dog for bathroom breaks at certain times?
MachineJaipur 07/19/22 2:59:12 PM #1	Or do you wait for the dog to tell you when they're ready to go? The dog stays outside and can go when it pleases The dog is free to come and go inside and outside as it pleases (doggie door or something) The dog just asks to be let out and I'll let the dog out on its own I wait for the dog to ask to go out I'll take them when I get up/before work and when I get back/before bed but otherwise no set times I'll take them out a few times but no schedule We have a strict schedule Have dog pads for that Have no dog to walk Never owned a dog Or do you wait for the dog to tell you when they're ready to go? - Results (16 votes) The dog stays outside and can go when it pleases 0% (0 votes) 0 The dog is free to come and go inside and outside as it pleases (doggie door or something) 6.25% (1 vote) 1 The dog just asks to be let out and I'll let the dog out on its own 18.75% (3 votes) 3 I wait for the dog to ask to go out 12.5% (2 votes) 2 I'll take them when I get up/before work and when I get back/before bed but otherwise no set times 25% (4 votes) 4 I'll take them out a few times but no schedule 12.5% (2 votes) 2 We have a strict schedule 12.5% (2 votes) 2 Have dog pads for that 0% (0 votes) 0 Have no dog to walk 6.25% (1 vote) 1 Never owned a dog 6.25% (1 vote) 1 Do you follow a schedule or is it up to the dog?
Topic	Have you been horny today?
MachineJaipur 07/19/22 2:47:20 PM #1	Have you? Me so horny Yeah Once Only when I woke up with wood Not yet No, not likely to No, too depressed to be horny My libido stopped working for other reasons Other Have you? - Results (25 votes) Me so horny 28% (7 votes) 7 Yeah 16% (4 votes) 4 Once 12% (3 votes) 3 Only when I woke up with wood 8% (2 votes) 2 Not yet 20% (5 votes) 5 No, not likely to 8% (2 votes) 2 No, too depressed to be horny 4% (1 vote) 1 My libido stopped working for other reasons 4% (1 vote) 1 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 You so horny?
Topic	Creator marks video "not for kids". YouTube says It's for kids
MachineJaipur 07/19/22 9:04:39 AM #26	Crazyman93 posted... You know, YouTube set out to prove you right, on my home page was a "children's music" mix. First song: English version of Panzerlied. Nothing says child friendly like songs about fighting in tanks and possibly dying. Had that same "Children's music" list show up once and the song 'Internet Porn' was the first on the list. It has no filter
Topic	Duncanwii is BANNED!
MachineJaipur 07/17/22 12:41:36 PM #251	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] YWS not being an active member? Shocking
Topic	Duncanwii is BANNED!
MachineJaipur 07/15/22 4:15:06 PM #241	AldousIsDead posted... As we are of him. The balance has been restored to CE
Topic	Would you pretend to be sexually inexperienced to gain pity sex?
MachineJaipur 07/15/22 4:14:39 PM #1	Would you? I've done that before and I would do it again I've done that before but would do it again I would do that I would not do that Rather die a virgin than be pity fucked Other Would you? - Results (20 votes) I've done that before and I would do it again 0% (0 votes) 0 I've done that before but would do it again 0% (0 votes) 0 I would do that 10% (2 votes) 2 I would not do that 60% (12 votes) 12 Rather die a virgin than be pity fucked 10% (2 votes) 2 Other 20% (4 votes) 4 Pretend you're a virgin or very limited sexual experience to bag a lay for the night? Damn my phone stole the not in option 2, thanks
Topic	Duncanwii is BANNED!
MachineJaipur 07/15/22 1:37:17 PM #237	tripleh213 posted... Free Duncan!! He is free now. Free of this place
Topic	Duncanwii is BANNED!
MachineJaipur 07/15/22 1:07:43 PM #235	St0rmFury posted... Alright alright, you may now pay your respects here... or something. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/568115-death-knights-of-krynn/80095213 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/568115-death-knights-of-krynn/41857254 What a bad take lmao
Topic	Duncanwii is BANNED!
MachineJaipur 07/15/22 1:06:17 PM #234	Alucard188 posted... How dare you, good sir. Don't you know everybody deserves peace and security? >_> In their empire, perhaps
Topic	Live look at mods reading a moderation contest
MachineJaipur 07/15/22 12:48:32 PM #1	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/9/AAecKNAADdKX.jpg
Topic	Duncanwii is BANNED!
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 9:41:50 PM #147	With his Alt banned, does that mean he got the axe?
Topic	Duncanwii is BANNED!
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 5:29:35 PM #19	I'd say RIP but that would imply he deserves peace
Topic	"She's your daughter. Not your date."
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 5:27:19 PM #52	synth_real posted... Florida is an insult to America That's why America should follow Bugs Bunny's lead and cut it off
Topic	Do you consider banging your step-family to be incest?
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 5:24:59 PM #21	Lost_All_Senses posted... I dunno. I'll ask them what they think. Lost_All_Senses posted... They kicked me out the group chat. Candidate for best two post combo of the year Interstella5555 posted... Tha'ts not "theoretical," you're openly asking if it's ok to bang your relatives. I asked if ce thought it was okay, doesn't mean I think it is okay
Topic	Do you consider banging your step-family to be incest?
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 4:15:04 PM #4	Ivynn posted... Don't bang your stepsister, TC. Don't have one to do so with even if I was theoretically down to do so
Topic	Do you consider banging your step-family to be incest?
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 4:07:29 PM #1	No blood relation to you, only someone's legal document ties you together. That's the same as incest It's step-incest but not full incest It's too close for comfort is what it is It's not incest but that doesn't make it right to do It's not incest and it's okay so long as there isn't a yuge age gap/grooming going on It's not incest and it's okay A family that plays together, stays together if you know what I'm saying Other No blood relation to you, only someone's legal document ties you together. - Results (74 votes) That's the same as incest 12.16% (9 votes) 9 It's step-incest but not full incest 14.86% (11 votes) 11 It's too close for comfort is what it is 12.16% (9 votes) 9 It's not incest but that doesn't make it right to do 18.92% (14 votes) 14 It's not incest and it's okay so long as there isn't a yuge age gap/grooming going on 18.92% (14 votes) 14 It's not incest and it's okay 18.92% (14 votes) 14 A family that plays together, stays together if you know what I'm saying 4.05% (3 votes) 3 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Saw someone here say that a sexual step-father/step-daughter situation was incest in their opinion but what does CE think?
Topic	You're taking a shower. Do you lock the bathroom door?
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 12:31:45 PM #19	NoxObscuras posted... Yes, because I have a 7 year old and that necessitates locking the door whenever I'm in the bathroom. Otherwise my son will burst in and ask a million questions, because who cares about privacy, right? 7 year Olds have little to no concept of it, it is on you to teach it to them. Either by boundaries or scaring the shit out of them
Topic	You're taking a shower. Do you lock the bathroom door?
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 12:02:06 PM #1	Do you? Yes No There's only one bathroom, that'd be inconsiderate I live all by myself, so no point Other I don't shower at home Do you? - Results (106 votes) Yes 33.96% (36 votes) 36 No 35.85% (38 votes) 38 There's only one bathroom, that'd be inconsiderate 2.83% (3 votes) 3 I live all by myself, so no point 22.64% (24 votes) 24 Other 4.72% (5 votes) 5 I don't shower at home 0% (0 votes) 0 Do you lock the bathroom door?
Topic	Have you dreamed about sex this year?
MachineJaipur 07/14/22 10:32:18 AM #1	Have you? Yes No I don't ever remember my dreams I don't dream Have you? - Results (6 votes) Yes 83.33% (5 votes) 5 No 16.67% (1 vote) 1 I don't ever remember my dreams 0% (0 votes) 0 I don't dream 0% (0 votes) 0 Any kind, coitus, oral, fingering, etc.
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