Lurker > MachineJaipur

I do wonder if there would be a way to have an experiment to measure which provides better stress relief or if there would be too many variables to control for since if you're 'bating for science, the sessions might not be as effective. Whereas smoking/nicotine is literally a drug/chemical that your body is already addicted to.

BurmesePenguin posted...

If there's a friend involved, isn't that just sex?

Sitting next to a bro while you're both individually going to town on yourselves =/= sex

Mutual masturbation =/= sex. I guess maybe technically a form of non-penetrative sex.

Now if their or your orifices are involved then yes that would be sex.

lilORANG posted...

Suddenly all the shower drains on campus are clogged.

Shower is like one of the worst places to do it though

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/2/AAecKNAAEN6a.jpg

Gonna need a lot of grit to 'bate where you can vape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbLsmxyXW7Y

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/2/AAecKNAAENvK.jpg

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1628780695026794499

Oh f***, the panther

Have you compared the size of your penis with another mans, in person?

Supersex420 posted...

That's fake

Everything is fake

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/5/AAecKNAAEMEf.jpg

I'll take "What is an STD?" for $1000, Alex.

3/5 of CE would not

Would you get a matching or paired tattoo?

Sufferedphoneix posted...

If I got to keep it flesh and all I'd be tempted to cook a small portion and eat it just to satisfy morbid curiosity on what human flesh tastes like.

Keeping the bones would be cool though I'd probably try to make home made weapons out of them

Tagging appropriately as suspect cannibal

really surprised CE wants to keep their leg

2/3 of ce wants to

ShineboxPhil posted...

Imagine the smell of a rotting dismembered leg.

We've mastered the art of keeping things from rotting, wouldn't be an issue I think

Would you?

https://twitter.com/daxdives/status/1622857288947220481/

Can we not? Please?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/0/AAecKNAAEKSC.jpg

What is closest to the location and positioning of your bed?

Probably eventually when I, and everyone else, have forgotten there was controversy surrounding it and I can get it for like $5

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1622787113769893888

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/6/AAecKNAAEKOs.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/7/AAecKNAAEKOt.jpg
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/9/AAecKNAAEKOv.jpg

Yes, the Abrahamic God unleashed his wrath on the... 99 percent Islamic population for shit going on in a secular nation...

https://twitter.com/jaycuda/status/1622011192196702211?s=21

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/5/AAecKNAAEKDv.jpg

Fishy indeed.

Its who was the all time franchise home run leader that year. Not who led HRs that specific year.

wanderingshade posted...

I don't really like these shitty opinion articles that pretend the working poor don't exist and that everyone makes 90k a year or more. Even then, the middle class shouldn't be subsidizing the restaurant and coffee shop industry with 20% tips.

I'll 10% tip when I want.

No, no, no.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/0/AAecKNAAEKBU.jpg

10% is basically "slap your mom in the face" rude
15% is " intentionally stepped on your toes" rude
Even 20% can make you seem a cheapskate

You have to tip 25% or more

10% is only okay for takeout

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/1/AAecKNAAEKBV.jpg

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You will give the rich more money for them doing nothing, and you will like it

PMarth2002 posted...

trick question, those aren't candy.

Really?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/3/AAecKNAAEJzn.jpg

2 quarters on left side or 1 quarter on right side?

https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/4/23585612/twitter-gold-checkmark-business-subscription

Twitter wants to cash in on businesses on the platform by charging them $1,000 per month to keep their gold checkmarks, according to a report from The Information. As noted by The Information, brands who dont pay the $1,000 per month fee will lose their gold badges, although its unclear when that will happen.
Internal messages viewed by the outlet also reveal that Twitters looking to tack on an extra $50 per month charge to add badges to each account affiliated with the business. This aligns with a screenshot posted by social media consultant Matt Navarra, which shows what appears to be an email between Twitter product manager Evan Jones and an unnamed business.
As an early access subscriber, youll get a gold checkmark for your organization and affiliation badges for its associates, the email reads. If youd like to subscribe, Verified for Organizations is $1,000 per month, and $50 per additional affiliated handle per month with one month of free affiliations.
Twitter rolled out gold badges ahead of its Verification for Organizations program (formerly called Blue for Business), which allows companies to verify and distinguish themselves on Twitter. It also lets companies add badges showing miniature versions of their Twitter profile pictures to accounts belonging to employees, executives, and anyone else associated with the brand, just like the tiny Twitter logo on Twitter product manager Esther Crawfords profile.
Navarra later followed up with another screenshot of a direct message between another business and product manager at Twitter, who once again confirms the $1,000 per month rate. Twitter still hasnt officially revealed any pricing information for its Verification for Organization subscription and started offering early access to the program last month. The company didnt immediately respond to The Verges request for comment, as the company no longer has a communications team.
The pricey subscription is just one of the many changes CEO Elon Musk has implemented in an attempt to boost revenue and chip away at Twitters $12.5 billion debt. In addition to mass layoffs, Musk started charging users $8 per month for a blue checkmark, and will soon start forcing developers to pay for access to Twitters API after unceremoniously kicking their apps off the platform last month.
And while Musk promised to share Twitters ad revenue with creators, he says theyre only eligible if they pay for Blue. The company has also been auctioning off office furniture and other assets after reportedly failing to pay rent in several locations, including Twitters San Francisco headquarters.

I think you're grandfathered if you already got it as a business, but new ones? Fuck you, pay me.

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HBO Max and (plowin') tracks

https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1621375072736002048

https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1621372954167881728

HBO Max and climax time

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/8/AAecKNAAEJby.jpg

I'm not even shocked

DrewAllar posted...

Wtf is API?

https://youtu.be/s7wmiS2mSXY

https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621026986784337922

Site gonna fall apart at the seams

CEnitals are not online

Aloc posted...

PrEP doesn't protect against say herpes.

Look it's fine and all to have casual sex. But you don't just take PrEP unless you are practicing enough unsafe sex to get certain diseases.

I really hope this kind of take isn't moddable.

I can see it being a fair concern that if someone is on PrEP that they may also have other STDs besides HIV

R1masher posted...

Is this prep like a hard on pill?

No, that's Viagra

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If the word black was new to them, they could be forgiven for thinking both black and MFer are potentially individual insults

That's the context here. A brand new word

Lmao in the time it took to type that you've guys already wrapped back around

I feel like you guys have gotten away from the original context of the message, which was that the first time someone, with no prior knowledge of the word, saw 'Cis' being used.

So in that context it isn't the most absurd thing for an uninformed person to also think that cis is part of the insult, as a qualifier or even just as a bulk word

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-arkansas-deputies-seen-striking-man-video-are-charged-rcna67337

Like these fucks should already be in prison for attempted murder. Repeatedly hitting someone in the head, while they're face down.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/9/AAecKNAAEJFd.jpg

Is it fair to think someone sleeps around a lot if they're on PrEP?

Garabandal posted...

This isn't even the dumbest thing I've read from TERFs. Y'all need to read more radical feminist theory. Or not.

No thanks, I'm good

gunplagirl posted...

Her father is supposedly an etymologist and told her that

Lmao

Is she Rosetta of Rosetta Stone?

https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1620170437505486852

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAecKNAAEI75.jpg

Pictures of your genitalia. Do they exist online?

CE had some real CE reactions to this.

Obviously police shouldn't aim for the head with their guns, that's stupid. Because the head is a smaller target and rounds travel.

I was not-so-subtly talking about the Tyre Nichols video where officers are kicking him in the head when he can't even resist at all.

rexcrk posted...

No thank them option?

You like getting disrespected or something?

Hoodroar posted...

Unforgivable unless it's your trans girlfriend.

What if it's my cis boyfriend?

Point blank, it should be attempted murder charges if the victim lives and murder charges if they don't. You can't kick someone's head like a fucking football and say "well I didn't mean to kill them or it was not my intent"

tripleh213 posted...

How did you even come up with this topic?

"I'll slap you after bustin' a fuckin' nut in my palm" - Hopsin

That's about the height of disrespect, isn't it?