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Topic$100,000 a year to be Trump's literal ass wiper
MachineJaipur
08/07/21 1:23:53 PM
#3
BilalPowell posted...
People get paid far less to stick their hands up a horse's ass daily.
Do they at least take the horse out to dinner first?
TopicWHO pays your internet bill, CE?
MachineJaipur
08/07/21 7:26:27 AM
#15
Error1355 posted...
I work for the ISP, so I get 750Mbps down, 20 up for roughly $6.

I could get 300Mbps down for free, but I pay the extra $5+ tax to get faster speeds.
What does one do with all that power?
TopicWHO pays your internet bill, CE?
MachineJaipur
08/07/21 7:02:54 AM
#11
ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Its the one bill that I actually do pay
Who pays the rest of your bills?
TopicWHO pays your internet bill, CE?
MachineJaipur
08/06/21 8:24:23 PM
#1
Who does?



What kind of speeds do you get, CE?

I get like 100 down and idfk up
TopicPfizer - > f -> 6. I ->9->6. R -> 16 -> 6 Pfizer = 666
MachineJaipur
08/05/21 5:13:33 PM
#5
WilliamPorygon posted...
Z -> 26 -> 6 would've made more sense flipping a 9 upside down, at least then the stupidity would be consistent

Edit: Actually, I just realized R isn't even the 16th letter of the alphabet, like come on man
It's the 18th

Though realistically the Alphabet is put together randomly and its only accepted common knowledge (to my understanding)
TopicTrump wants his supporters to carry 'Trump Cards'
MachineJaipur
08/05/21 1:30:55 PM
#28
Turbam posted...
Can I pay for things with it?
@Turbam by buying one you can pay on Trump's debt
TopicPfizer - > f -> 6. I ->9->6. R -> 16 -> 6 Pfizer = 666
MachineJaipur
08/05/21 9:38:56 AM
#1


Ah good ol' insanity.
TopicAre you Submissive and Breedable or Dominant and Load-Bearing?
MachineJaipur
08/04/21 12:27:37 PM
#11
A solid 1/3 of CE is submissive and breedable
TopicAre you Submissive and Breedable or Dominant and Load-Bearing?
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 8:33:38 PM
#10
Chicken posted...
Is load bearing where you give the load or take it?
I come bearing many loads
TopicDaBaby begs for forgiveness a SECOND time. Losing support fast.
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 8:15:44 PM
#4
darkprince45 posted...
His latest music video released after this, has a s*** ton of videos already
His video has videos?
TopicAre you Submissive and Breedable or Dominant and Load-Bearing?
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 8:14:24 PM
#1
Which?







This is weird, ngl
TopicMaricopa County Board of Supervisors Chairman verbally murders Senators
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 8:09:43 PM
#8
ScazarMeltex posted...
They oppose her view that the election was full of fraud.
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1422367318085181440
Ah so he's a mask off fascist
TopicMaricopa County Board of Supervisors Chairman verbally murders Senators
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 7:12:27 PM
#3
ScazarMeltex posted...
Don't worry, a GOP Arizona state senator called for the imprisonment of people on Maricopa's Election Board.
Under what provision and reasoning?
TopicMaricopa County Board of Supervisors Chairman verbally murders Senators
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 7:09:00 PM
#1
TopicAnti-vaxxer murdered by Auschwitz Museum
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 9:14:43 AM
#6
IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'm not sure I understand what the issue is. Are they arguing that getting vaccines is the same as being Jewish in an internment camp, or are they being sincere in saying vaccines make you free and it is just an unfortunately worded tweet.
Regardless it's insensitive as hell to repurpose the phrase.

But given this guy's apparent track record, he's definitely comparing it to being Jewish (in Auschwitz)
TopicAnti-vaxxer murdered by Auschwitz Museum
MachineJaipur
08/03/21 9:03:51 AM
#1


Impfung is vaccination.

So Impfung macht frei would translate to "Vaccination makes you free"

Which is a bastardization of "Arbeit macht frei (Work makes you free)" which hung over Auschwitz's entrance.
TopicMidna Mondays
MachineJaipur
08/02/21 8:39:21 PM
#16
WilliamPorygon posted...
sexy Weavile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM
TopicTucker Carlson
MachineJaipur
08/02/21 6:55:11 PM
#1
Tucker Carlson











TopicNovak Djokovic Makes a Fool of Himself Two Days After Lecturing Simone Biles
MachineJaipur
08/02/21 4:46:55 PM
#3
Patty_Fleur posted...
She fucking quit. He's passionate about his play. It's not the same.
If he's so passionate then why doesn't he play in the fucking doubles?
Topic2 months after the $300 ended, have people gone back to work yet?
MachineJaipur
08/01/21 11:17:50 AM
#24
Idk for a fact but i think some places may have started being a bit more competitive with their pay and benefits.
Topic*sees that Chris Chan is trending*
MachineJaipur
07/30/21 9:59:10 PM
#129
Questionmarktarius posted...
Okay, now that's the most disturbing thing in this thread so far.
on a scale of 0-100, 2 is still a higher number than 1
Topic*sees that Chris Chan is trending*
MachineJaipur
07/30/21 9:44:08 PM
#125
Questionmarktarius posted...
...why?
Even if it is true, if Barb's mental capability is in question, then it basically revokes her ability to give consent. And it would be incumbent upon Chris-Chan, being the more capable adult, to deny any such advances
TopicThe perfect girl but she wants to lick your teeth
MachineJaipur
07/30/21 2:34:41 PM
#1
When making out. Could you deal?



No tongue wrestling. She goes straight to licking along your teeth when making out. It really turns her on for some reason and is the ultimate form of foreplay for her
Topic*sees that Chris Chan is trending*
MachineJaipur
07/30/21 12:19:57 PM
#33
1337toothbrush posted...
If you view it in imgur, you can enlarge.
Barely. Still an image for ants
Topic*sees that Chris Chan is trending*
MachineJaipur
07/30/21 12:15:30 PM
#31
That's the one who used to recycle her own juice, right?
TopicWhat is Qanan and when did it start?
MachineJaipur
07/30/21 9:56:15 AM
#13
The best part is apparently Q Level is like top level of the Department of Energy.

So not even White House insider lol
TopicGameFAQS vs Reddit
MachineJaipur
07/29/21 10:00:07 AM
#24
Even a decade ago, I never had issues reading reddit.

Its literally brain dead simple. The only times it can be hard to keep up is if you're knee deep in a comment thread but most threads on Reddit usually don't even go that deep. And if you close replies to a sub-comment, you can tell where the next sub-comment begins.

Like, I don't understand how you guys have issues reading reddit.

Damn_Underscore posted...
Reddits layout is bad but on mobile its even worse.

Thru are doing more and more all the time to make you use the app.

And I've used reddit on mobile for like 6 years now. Not the app, just in mobile browser, though so maybe the app just sucks
TopicCDC confirms vaccinated people can infect others easily
MachineJaipur
07/28/21 1:54:35 PM
#98
WingsOfGood posted...
So that means you don't need a mask, you done your part blah blah, you gonna go out infect others and get cognitive decline?

Mask up, don't act in a way that would make you called a dumbass.
@WingsOfGood

Lol that wasn't what I was saying.

I was merely acknowledging that dumbasses gonna be dumbasses and use backwards ass logic
TopicCDC confirms vaccinated people can infect others easily
MachineJaipur
07/28/21 10:22:55 AM
#2
antivaxxers will just use this as an excuse to go "see! Don't need the bioweapon if I'm still gonna suffer regardless!"
TopicIt's morphin time!!!
MachineJaipur
07/26/21 7:20:23 PM
#10
totally did not read that as Morphine time
TopicWhy Flight Simulator doesn't have FUN MODE?
MachineJaipur
07/26/21 4:27:51 PM
#4
https://youtu.be/EeC0ZTT8n7E

Seems fun if you've friends
TopicA coworker tells you ''I'm waiting for your wife to get a better husband''
MachineJaipur
07/26/21 4:20:33 PM
#1
How do you respond?










Jokingly, of course but still
TopicMan secretly makes copy of girl's housekey, sneaks in, steals 21 panties.
MachineJaipur
07/25/21 4:07:47 PM
#6
Is it racist if I suspected this was in Japan before entering the topic?
TopicSomebody vocoded the entire Bee Movie to Gangsta's Paradise.
MachineJaipur
07/24/21 9:46:38 PM
#1
It's literally the whole movie so I'm not sure I can link it here
TopicFact: All YouTube videos under 1 minute are legendary
MachineJaipur
07/23/21 8:37:53 PM
#269
TopicYour best friend hits you up and says "I need help hiding a body"
MachineJaipur
07/23/21 6:32:20 PM
#34
CE would make for terrible best friends.

Can't trust you guys with shit
TopicYour best friend hits you up and says "I need help hiding a body"
MachineJaipur
07/23/21 2:04:11 PM
#23
Boombam99 posted...
So apparently a lot of people cant wait to be an accessory to murder
What are friends for?
TopicYour best friend hits you up and says "I need help hiding a body"
MachineJaipur
07/23/21 1:11:32 PM
#1
Do you ask questions?








It's a human body that they're disposing of. That's all you know.
TopicHow long will it take Greedtendo to realize we can play pkmn Untie w/out online?
MachineJaipur
07/22/21 12:51:23 PM
#2
Why Unite when you can Untie
TopicIf life starts at conception, should child support start then?
MachineJaipur
07/22/21 9:43:06 AM
#3
monkmith posted...
that's better then the mandatory anal exam and a note from the wife for a viagra prescription rider that they tried to tag on to some of those heartbeat bills.
Can you extrapolate on this?
TopicIf life starts at conception, should child support start then?
MachineJaipur
07/22/21 9:34:59 AM
#1
If the baby is alive and aborting it would be murder, should not the father be held liable for child support?


Presuming the father bounces at any point (before or after discovery of pregnancy)



The idea came from this but evangelicals love to claim life starts at conception. So they'd be okay with mandating the father pay child support since the baby is, in fact, alive, right?
TopicDoes a picture of your genitals exist somewhere on the internet?
MachineJaipur
07/22/21 12:17:40 AM
#1
Does it?



No dick pics of me
Topic4.6 Billion year old Meteorite could reveal origin of life
MachineJaipur
07/21/21 10:48:09 AM
#1
https://www.heritagedaily.com/2021/07/ancient-meteorite-found-in-england-could-reveal-the-origins-of-life-on-earth/139699

Spoilers: the Queen of England is the origin of all life on Earth, she's sure old enough


A 4.6-billion-year-old meteorite found in a field in Gloucestershire, England, is likely a remnant of cosmic debris left over from the birth of the solar system and could answer questions about how life began on Earth.
It was discovered by Derek Robson of the East Anglian Astrophysical Research Organisation (EAARO) in February 2021, after travelling more than 110 million miles from its primordial home between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter in the Asteroid Belt.
Now, scientists at Loughborough University are analysing the small charcoal-coloured space rock to determine its structure and composition in a bid to answer questions about the early Universe and possibly our own origins.
Along with colleagues from EAARO, researchers are using techniques such as electron microscopy to survey the surface morphology at the micron and nanometre scale; and vibrational spectroscopy and X-ray diffraction, which give detailed information about chemical structure, phase and polymorphism, crystallinity and molecular interactions, to determine the structure and composition.
So far, they have found that the incredibly delicate sample, which resembles loosely held-together concreted dust and particles, never underwent the violent cosmic collisions that most ancient space debris experienced as it smashed together to create the planets and moons of our solar system.
The internal structure is fragile and loosely bound, porous with fissures and cracks, said Shaun Fowler a specialist in optical and electron microscopy at the Loughborough Materials Characterisation Centre (LMCC).
It doesnt appear to have undergone thermal metamorphosis, which means its been sitting out there past Mars, untouched, since before any of the planets were created meaning we have the rare opportunity to examine a piece of our primordial past.
The bulk of the meteorite is comprised of minerals such as olivine and phyllosilicates, with other mineral inclusions called chondrules, which, for example, can be minerals such as magnetite or calcite.
But the composition is different to anything you would find here on Earth and potentially unlike any other meteorites weve found possibly containing some previously unknown chemistry or physical structure never before seen in other recorded samples.
The ancient rock is a rare example of a carbonaceous chondrite, a type of meteorite which often contains biological material. Fewer than 5% of meteorites which fall to Earth belong to this classification.
Identifying organic compounds would support the idea that early meteorites carried amino acids the building blocks of life to supply the Earths primordial soup where life first began.
Carbonaceous chondrites contain organic compounds including amino acids, which are found in all living things, said Director of Astrochemistry at EAARO Derek Robson who found the meteorite and who will soon join Loughborough University as an academic visitor for collaborative research.
Being able to identify and confirm the presence of such compounds from a material that existed before the Earth was born would be an important step towards understanding how life began.
Professor Sandie Dann, of the Chemistry Department in the School of Science, first worked with Derek in 1997 and has kept in touch with him regularly since.
She said: Its a scientific fairy-tale. First your friend tracks a meteorite, then finds it and then gifts a bit of this extra-terrestrial material to you to analyse.
At this stage, we have learned a good deal about it, but weve barely scratched the surface.
There is huge potential to learn about ourselves and our solar system its an amazing project to be part of.
Jason Williams, Managing Director of EAARO, added: One of EAAROs primary objectives is to open the doors of science and technology to those who may not get the opportunity.
Derek and I felt our new find could help us further these objectives by opening up research opportunities in meteoritical science.
We carefully chose Loughborough, along with University of Sheffield, a number of commercial partners, and a handful of overseas specialists to work with us on this exciting project as we continue to excite and inspire people young and old by promoting and encourage space research and STEM subjects to a wider community.
TopicBy September we will be in stage 5 lock down and living on government rashins
MachineJaipur
07/21/21 10:13:47 AM
#1
By we, I mean Australians


https://youtu.be/2q35PgSXhKg

Pretty sure some big internet shut down was supposed to happen these past few days.

Did you guys experience any interruptions in your internet?

These guys use so many buzzwords that if bees could speak, they'd be jealous
TopicITT: How to die on impact in a minor car accident
MachineJaipur
07/19/21 9:39:15 PM
#1


Why would anyone do this
TopicShe says she'll sleep with you if you admit Russia is the best country on Earth
MachineJaipur
07/18/21 3:10:02 PM
#46
TopicSo...do Republicans realize they are the more racist party of the two?
MachineJaipur
07/18/21 2:44:24 PM
#23
Robot2600 posted...
Republicans are more likely to think that "everyone is a little racist. it's just natural." or something along those lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RovF1zsDoeM
TopicIs Sunday the first or last day of the week on a calender?
MachineJaipur
07/18/21 7:58:11 AM
#1
For wherever you are, which is it CE



Does Sunday mark the start of a week or the end of a week?
TopicCould you marry a (ex-)porn star?
MachineJaipur
07/18/21 7:23:45 AM
#25
Mistere Man posted...
Nah just making a joke about my extremely small penis.

I mean I used to compare it to a tic tac, but then they made them 20% bigger.
They made them bigger, too bad you're stuck with what you got, smaller than a tic tac
TopicProtestors to cops: 'Don't shoot!' Cop: *shoots non-lethal at point blank range*
MachineJaipur
07/18/21 12:07:52 AM
#11
shnangyboos posted...
Well this is nonsense of the highest order.
Not because non/less-lethal is somehow more dangerous than real bullets, just that cops are more likely to be complacent or liberal in their use of it.
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