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Topic" Donald Trump Suffers Huge Vote Against Him in Pennsylvania Primary"
IdiotMachine
04/24/24 7:49:37 PM
#6
Doom_Art posted...
When you're the presumptive nominee and there's no one actively running against you it's not great
Biden won PA primary with 88% of the votes. Would that also be a loss? Ive heard of Nikki (Trumps opposition), but never even heard of Dean Phillips (Bidens opposition).

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Topic" Donald Trump Suffers Huge Vote Against Him in Pennsylvania Primary"
IdiotMachine
04/24/24 7:19:44 PM
#1
Donald Trump suffered a blow in the Pennsylvania primary on Tuesday, as tens of thousands of Republicans refused to vote for him despite being the presumptive GOP nominee.

The former president won the primary race in the key swing state with 83.5 percent of the vote, amounting to more than 786,000 votes.

Source:
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-pennsylvania-primary-presidential-election-huge-vote-against-him-1893520

In what world is winning 83.5% of the vote suffers huge loss? What a clickbaity title.

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TopicHow much was your first rental, after you left your parents' house?
IdiotMachine
04/21/24 3:37:11 PM
#3
TheGoldenEel posted...
Are you asking how much the unit was, or my share of it?
I actually didnt think about people having roommates. Lets go with how much it cost you.

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TopicHow much was your first rental, after you left your parents' house?
IdiotMachine
04/21/24 3:35:51 PM
#1
And how long ago was it?

My first place was ~$560/mo and that was for a 1-bedroom, ~1200sqft apartment about a decade ago.

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TopicHow much is enough for universal income?
IdiotMachine
04/21/24 10:55:03 AM
#6
Jagr_68 posted...
1 million dollars then.
Be real

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TopicHow much is enough for universal income?
IdiotMachine
04/21/24 9:33:52 AM
#1
How much do you think is a reasonable amount for universal income for anyone aged 18 or over to automatically get from the government?

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TopicBeen a week, and we still don't know what the hornyposting/politics rules are
IdiotMachine
04/21/24 9:27:02 AM
#19
Announcement says-
Additionally, political topics outside of CE will be banned.

Doesn't this imply any political topics in CE is okay, because the preceding sentences had nothing to do with politics?

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TopicPlayStation, N64, Wii emulator coming to iOS.
IdiotMachine
04/20/24 11:12:06 AM
#20
Philip027 posted...
Why are you assuming I was talking about anyone else's circumstances?
You sound like a conservative, with the idc about anyone else mentality.

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TopicPlayStation, N64, Wii emulator coming to iOS.
IdiotMachine
04/20/24 7:25:29 AM
#4
Error1355 posted...
Damn, Google in panic mode now.
I mean, Samsung is literally in panic mode, requiring 6-day work week now because of poor performance.

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TopicPlayStation, N64, Wii emulator coming to iOS.
IdiotMachine
04/20/24 7:16:57 AM
#1
Exclusive: iPhone emulator Provenance following Delta onto the App Store, with SEGA and PlayStation support in tow

https://www.imore.com/iphone/exclusive-iphone-emulator-provenance-following-delta-onto-the-app-store-with-sega-and-playstation-support-in-tow

All supported emulators on Provenance:
https://wiki.provenance-emu.com/info/supported-systems

Final nail in the coffin for android.

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TopicIt's 2024, well after Covid. Do you tip when picking up orders?
IdiotMachine
04/19/24 5:30:53 PM
#14
C-zom posted...
No, and I didn't during covid either. I was the one working.

Fun fact: Restaurant owners were supposed to ramp everyone up to minimum wage or higher and use the PPA loans to maintain their staff.

I do not know a single owner who didn't renovate, build elaborate outdoor dining spaces, buy a car or just "lose" the money. Wage theft in restaurants is why I got out of the industry. It's so, so bad.
Isn't this fraud

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TopicIt's 2024, well after Covid. Do you tip when picking up orders?
IdiotMachine
04/19/24 3:35:18 PM
#12
GuerrillaSoldier posted...
i don't believe this is even true
Before covid, never had a place automatically put tip into the final price before checking out online. Now, its everywhere and you have to actively hit custom and enter $0 or no tip option. Its awful.

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TopicIt's 2024, well after Covid. Do you tip when picking up orders?
IdiotMachine
04/19/24 3:17:14 PM
#1
During covid and prior to widespread availability of vaccines, tipping for pick up was the norm since these brave souls were putting themselves on the line as essential workers to ensure you can pick up your favorite restaurant food.

But what about now, in 2024, with covid done, and vaccines widely available, and the world almost back to normal; do you tip when picking up your food?

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TopicWarren Buffett wants to give me a $1.5 million ATM card!
IdiotMachine
04/16/24 8:36:39 PM
#9
mybbqrules posted...
Literally trolling about killing innocent animals for no reason.

Stay classy.
I didnt kill any animals brah. Way to misrepresent.

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TopicWarren Buffett wants to give me a $1.5 million ATM card!
IdiotMachine
04/16/24 8:09:45 PM
#5
Cassie posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80746981
Got a fanboy here <3

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TopicWarren Buffett wants to give me a $1.5 million ATM card!
IdiotMachine
04/16/24 8:04:49 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6924205d.jpg

It's my lucky day!

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TopicConsumer Reports says Lunchables should not be given to kids due to lead, sodium
IdiotMachine
04/14/24 11:58:23 PM
#31
I freakin loved the pizza one back in the days

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TopicGeez, why do you guys dislike me so much?
IdiotMachine
04/14/24 11:22:28 PM
#34
Jeez, I love my two cats. It was an intrusive thought I had. I would never euthanize them (unless they get some life-ending disease and its more humane to do so).

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TopicGeez, why do you guys dislike me so much?
IdiotMachine
04/14/24 7:38:23 PM
#4
Mistere_Man posted...
I honestly have no idea what is going on, nor what you are talking about. I dont dislike anyone here.


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TopicGeez, why do you guys dislike me so much?
IdiotMachine
04/14/24 7:32:00 PM
#1
Im just sharing my life experience.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 10:03:31 AM
#74
Murphiroth posted...
"Accidentally" lmao. This is a lie.
Yea you caught me. I did have a thought where I was thinking about moving it, and even Google'd it while I was up there with the ladder, and saw that birds will abandon their nest if you move it. So I did decide to throw the whole nest out. I did actually accidentally knock it off though... I meant to grab the whole thing as one unit and throw it in the garbage can to not create a mess.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 10:00:30 AM
#64
hyperskate65 posted...
Don't care if this is modded, you're an absolute piece of shit. You could've just moved the nest you entitled fuck.

IdiotMachine posted...
I mean, it's not like I intentionally splattered the eggs. I went up there with a ladder, saw the eggs, and decided to "rehome" the nest (put it by a retainer wall) vs. throwing it away; but I dropped the nest accidentally. Felt kinda bad, but it is what it is.


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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:59:17 AM
#62
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The double standard is ridiculous here. "My body, my choice" in killing human babies in womb, but bird eggs = "fucking disgusting". Wow.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:58:07 AM
#60
Murphiroth posted...
You really don't see how splattering the eggs on the ground then gloating about it on CE and then posting a pic of the mother bird isn't cruel? Like, you're broadcasting your complete lack of empathy and gloating about it, my guy.
I mean, it's not like I intentionally splattered the eggs. I went up there with a ladder, saw the eggs, and decided to "rehome" the nest (put it by a retainer wall) vs. throwing it away; but I dropped the nest accidentally. Felt kinda bad, but it is what it is.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:57:02 AM
#58
IdiotMachine posted...
Bird shouldnt have planted a nest over a regularly used area.
^ That's not me being obtuse, by the way. We use the grills weekly (i.e., it's a regularly used area with a lot of human activity). The bird should have been smart enough to avoid human contact.

Especially with food being cooked and served directly under where the bird decided to plant its nest, the last thing I want is a bird shitting on the food or bringing worms or some other unsanitary stuff near our human food.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:51:55 AM
#52
Puelto295 posted...
Cruel.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Wait. Im confused. Why is this cruel? Bird shouldnt have planted a nest over a regularly used area. Now if the eggs already hatched, Id say its cruel.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:37:05 AM
#43
Murphiroth posted...
Between this and your topic about ditching that baby chick you were given, I've noticed you have a startling lack of empathy for animals.
I wanted to rehome the free baby chick I got, so I dont kill it with my ignorance on taking care of a chicken. Thats empathy! As for wild animals, I agree with you, I have a severe lack of empathy. Ever since I moved from NYC into this fuckery of a place in PA, Ive had snake, possum, rats, and raccoon problems in my house, which is precisely why I said fuck it and hired a pest company to regularly treat my house and be on call for whenever this shit happens to me.

*EDIT* I forgot, I also had god damn bats in my house and had to get rabies shots for my entire family, including a 14 month old (at the time). Four shots bro that wasnt fun.

Irony posted...
There was also the topic where he wanted to euthanize his healthy cats
I absolutely did not. I love my two cats. It was an intrusive thought I had.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:29:57 AM
#40
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bb0de095.jpg
momma bird came back

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:14:55 AM
#37
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3379df94.jpg

Instead of calling the pest company, I just knocked the nest off. It had two eggs in it, it seems like.

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TopicThis is why I dislike Google Pixels.
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 10:43:28 PM
#5
nekrodev posted...
I've worked at cellular providers, tech companies, and in corporate IT support for years each - and there's ZERO reason to ever go Apple, unless you're just a fully Apple person that doesn't use anything else - which means that you're also probably very wealthy and not tech savvy.
If you've worked for those type of companies, you should know corporate loves iPhones because it's cheap (SE series), reliable, and can easily be locked down vs. any other phone. Unless you mean personal phones...

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TopicThis is why I dislike Google Pixels.
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 10:37:46 PM
#1
I bought the Pixel 6 Pro because I fell for their Tensor chip and AI-powered photo-editing software "that only their Tensor chip can do". I then disliked all the small issues the Pixel 6 Pro had, and just switched back to iPhone 14 Pro when that came out just a year later.

Shortly after that, Google released the "amazing Tensor-only-capable AI-powered photo-editing" to Google One (storage subscription) users. And now, it's being released to all Google Photo users:
https://blog.google/products/photos/google-photos-editing-features-availability/

What a bullshit marketing gimmick that Tensor chip was.

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TopicWelp, our fridge is dead.
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 10:03:50 PM
#10
You should go with Subzero or Viking, which are tried and true brands. I'd stay away from Thermador (despite their pretty cool open assist feature) or Liebherr, since Thermador is relatively new in the refrigerator business (a decade or so), and Liebherr is just one cog in a giant conglomerate machine. If those are out of your budget, then go with JennAir or Miele.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:34:58 PM
#35
Turbam posted...
Your pool has a house?
I mean, its a building built next to the pool, where you can change / has a bathroom with a shower stall, has a bar, a small cooking area, and a pair of grills (normal Weber and a Blackstone).

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:27:41 PM
#32
Revisited posted...
Why would you need to pretend to love something as wholesome and cute as birds nests though? Why not for real?
What makes bird nests cute?

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:10:32 PM
#28
Lordgold666 posted...
Time to bust out the power washer
I actually do have a power washer. I wonder if thats a better idea to just blast it out of there instead of me getting a ladder and using my hands.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:04:42 PM
#22
Robot2600 posted...
anyway, you can't move a bird nest it's a federal crime or w/e

I dont believe this one bit, unless its an endangered animal.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:04:07 PM
#21
Murphiroth posted...
Goddamn, murrica really rustled your jimmies.
lol he did. Idk why people think things dont happen when it really happens. Like why would I make up the fact theres a bird nest in my pool house?

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:01:21 PM
#18
BucketCat posted...
and jumpstart the baby bird's revenge arc?
I really dont want to kill the bird. I hope my pest company can rehome this bird. If not, Im just going to get rid of the nest and see what happens.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:58:22 PM
#16
Revisited posted...
You say this, but... our old home with a pool had a bird's nest up above too! What's with bird nests and being proximity to swimming pools?
Close proximity to drinkable water?

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:54:37 PM
#14
BucketCat posted...
and you think that kicking them out won't cause them to round up all their friends for a lil revenge shitting?
Wouldnt the bird just choose another place to nest? I mean I can just get my air rifle and shoot it.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:53:46 PM
#11
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/82a6bcdb.jpg

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:53:26 PM
#10
murrica posted...
Your gimmick is boring.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b6d0a026.jpg

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:50:19 PM
#8
BucketCat posted...
you don't. enjoy your new roommates.
No. I dont want bird shit all over my pool house.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:50:01 PM
#7
murrica posted...
Your gimmick is boring.
How is it a gimmick? This is legit happening. I am legit going to call my pest company that I hire to control pests in my house tomorrow first thing and see if they do birds. If not, Im going to just throw the nest away.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:49:09 PM
#5
Revolution_X posted...
Simple, you don't.
I dont want a bird in my pool house.

After some thought, Im going to call my pest company tomorrow and see if they can take care of it. If not, Ill just go out there over the weekend and throw the nest away.

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TopicThere's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:45:46 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b46a788.jpg

Do I just get up there and throw the nest and eggs away when the bird is away?

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TopicAre you supposed to tip photographers?
IdiotMachine
04/09/24 7:59:43 PM
#1
Im paying a photographer $675 for newborn photo shoot; this will be my second time going to the same photographer because she did a fantastic job the first time. I mentioned this to my coworkers, and they asked how much I tipped. I thought they were joking and laughed, but they were serious. Apparently youre supposed to tip photographers? Im paying this lady $675 to take a bunch of photos and I need to tip on top of that?

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TopicIs it possible to skydive onto Mount Everest?
IdiotMachine
04/07/24 11:09:52 PM
#1
Like a halo jump or like that Felix guy who jumped from space? Can you land on the peak of Mount Everest?

I feel like its possible how come no stunt devils, like Felix or Tom Cruise, ever try it?

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TopicHow often do you reformat your PC?
IdiotMachine
04/07/24 8:18:41 PM
#1
I feel like despite Windows dumbing down the OS and making it idiot proof, it still slows down after like a year or so, and you need to just pull the plug and do a complete reset.

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TopicHow do I get rid of a baby chick responsibly?
IdiotMachine
04/07/24 4:21:15 PM
#26
Smallville posted...
where did you get the chick from? and the high school incubator works? iirc those do not work......
I bought a grill, and a baby chick came free with it for some reason at Tractor Supply Inc. I didnt refuse it. Brought it home and found out its actually something I now have to deal with, and decided to not keep a pet chicken.

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