Current Events > There's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:45:46 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b46a788.jpg

Do I just get up there and throw the nest and eggs away when the bird is away?

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Revolution_X
04/11/24 5:47:25 PM
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Simple, you don't.

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ArchonKnight
04/11/24 5:47:57 PM
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Buy a new home and move.

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murrica
04/11/24 5:48:01 PM
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Your gimmick is boring.

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:49:09 PM
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Revolution_X posted...
Simple, you don't.
I dont want a bird in my pool house.

After some thought, Im going to call my pest company tomorrow and see if they can take care of it. If not, Ill just go out there over the weekend and throw the nest away.

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BucketCat
04/11/24 5:49:55 PM
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you don't. enjoy your new roommates.

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:50:01 PM
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murrica posted...
Your gimmick is boring.
How is it a gimmick? This is legit happening. I am legit going to call my pest company that I hire to control pests in my house tomorrow first thing and see if they do birds. If not, Im going to just throw the nest away.

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:50:19 PM
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BucketCat posted...
you don't. enjoy your new roommates.
No. I dont want bird shit all over my pool house.

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BucketCat
04/11/24 5:50:56 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
No. I dont want bird shit all over my pool house.
and you think that kicking them out won't cause them to round up all their friends for a lil revenge shitting?

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:53:26 PM
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murrica posted...
Your gimmick is boring.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b6d0a026.jpg

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:53:46 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/82a6bcdb.jpg

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Revisited
04/11/24 5:54:07 PM
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Revolution_X posted...
Simple, you don't.
Didn't you mean to say that's the neat part, you don't?
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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:54:37 PM
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BucketCat posted...
and you think that kicking them out won't cause them to round up all their friends for a lil revenge shitting?
Wouldnt the bird just choose another place to nest? I mean I can just get my air rifle and shoot it.

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Revisited
04/11/24 5:58:00 PM
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ArchonKnight posted...
Buy a new home and move.
You say this, but... our old home with a pool had a bird's nest up above too! What's with bird nests and being proximity to swimming pools?
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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 5:58:22 PM
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Revisited posted...
You say this, but... our old home with a pool had a bird's nest up above too! What's with bird nests and being proximity to swimming pools?
Close proximity to drinkable water?

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BucketCat
04/11/24 6:00:34 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Wouldnt the bird just choose another place to nest? I mean I can just get my air rifle and shoot it.
and jumpstart the baby bird's revenge arc?

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:01:21 PM
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BucketCat posted...
and jumpstart the baby bird's revenge arc?
I really dont want to kill the bird. I hope my pest company can rehome this bird. If not, Im just going to get rid of the nest and see what happens.

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Murphiroth
04/11/24 6:01:44 PM
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Goddamn, murrica really rustled your jimmies.
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Robot2600
04/11/24 6:03:38 PM
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ai can do that note

anyway, you can't move a bird nest it's a federal crime or w/e

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:04:07 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Goddamn, murrica really rustled your jimmies.
lol he did. Idk why people think things dont happen when it really happens. Like why would I make up the fact theres a bird nest in my pool house?

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:04:42 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
anyway, you can't move a bird nest it's a federal crime or w/e

I dont believe this one bit, unless its an endangered animal.

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Lordgold666
04/11/24 6:07:06 PM
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Time to bust out the power washer

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BucketCat
04/11/24 6:07:18 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
I dont believe this one bit, unless its an endangered animal.
maybe not endangered, but definitely in danger.

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Kradek
04/11/24 6:09:10 PM
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Yeesh, I give TC the benefit of the doubt on "being real on this" and I understand their pov as a homeowner, however every post they've made in this thread just makes me hate them more than I already did from previous threads.

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Trumble
04/11/24 6:09:22 PM
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Build a pool house in the nest.

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:10:32 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Time to bust out the power washer
I actually do have a power washer. I wonder if thats a better idea to just blast it out of there instead of me getting a ladder and using my hands.

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Cornmuffins
04/11/24 6:13:18 PM
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Light it on fire

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UndefeatedGOAT
04/11/24 6:17:14 PM
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im jealous that you are rich and have a poolhouse

just kidding im untrollable so ill pretend i love birds nests
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Revisited
04/11/24 6:21:42 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
im jealous that you are rich and have a poolhouse

just kidding im untrollable so ill pretend i love birds nests
Why would you need to pretend to love something as wholesome and cute as birds nests though? Why not for real?
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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:27:41 PM
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Revisited posted...
Why would you need to pretend to love something as wholesome and cute as birds nests though? Why not for real?
What makes bird nests cute?

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Turbam
04/11/24 6:30:15 PM
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Your pool has a house?

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Guide
04/11/24 6:31:57 PM
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board's gone fucky again

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IdiotMachine
04/11/24 6:34:58 PM
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Turbam posted...
Your pool has a house?
I mean, its a building built next to the pool, where you can change / has a bathroom with a shower stall, has a bar, a small cooking area, and a pair of grills (normal Weber and a Blackstone).

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UndefeatedGOAT
04/11/24 7:26:36 PM
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Revisited posted...
Why would you need to pretend to love something as wholesome and cute as birds nests though? Why not for real?

i like birds nests but ill give tc what he is shooting for as well
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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:14:55 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3379df94.jpg

Instead of calling the pest company, I just knocked the nest off. It had two eggs in it, it seems like.

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LoveLikeJazz
04/12/24 9:26:56 AM
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Lmfao the eggs splattered next to the nest. "It seems like."

What a rollercoaster this thread has been.

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Irony
04/12/24 9:28:24 AM
#39:


Bug spray and a lighter

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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:29:57 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bb0de095.jpg
momma bird came back

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Murphiroth
04/12/24 9:31:11 AM
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Between this and your topic about ditching that baby chick you were given, I've noticed you have a startling lack of empathy for animals.
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Irony
04/12/24 9:32:30 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
Between this and your topic about ditching that baby chick you were given, I've noticed you have a startling lack of empathy for animals.
There was also the topic where he wanted to euthanize his healthy cats

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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:37:05 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
Between this and your topic about ditching that baby chick you were given, I've noticed you have a startling lack of empathy for animals.
I wanted to rehome the free baby chick I got, so I dont kill it with my ignorance on taking care of a chicken. Thats empathy! As for wild animals, I agree with you, I have a severe lack of empathy. Ever since I moved from NYC into this fuckery of a place in PA, Ive had snake, possum, rats, and raccoon problems in my house, which is precisely why I said fuck it and hired a pest company to regularly treat my house and be on call for whenever this shit happens to me.

*EDIT* I forgot, I also had god damn bats in my house and had to get rabies shots for my entire family, including a 14 month old (at the time). Four shots bro that wasnt fun.

Irony posted...
There was also the topic where he wanted to euthanize his healthy cats
I absolutely did not. I love my two cats. It was an intrusive thought I had.

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Paragon21XX
04/12/24 9:38:52 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
I dont believe this one bit, unless its an endangered animal.
If you're an American then the Migratory Bird Treaty Act may apply.

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Ratchetrockon
04/12/24 9:40:17 AM
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Let them stay

Wait wtf

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LoveLikeJazz
04/12/24 9:41:20 AM
#46:


IdiotMachine posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bb0de095.jpg
momma bird came back
Rofl

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Unsuprised_Pika
04/12/24 9:42:43 AM
#47:


BucketCat posted...
and you think that kicking them out won't cause them to round up all their friends for a lil revenge shitting?

If its a crow that might legit happen tbh

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Cheetaluv
04/12/24 9:43:48 AM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
i like birds nests but ill give tc what he is shooting for as well

His cries that he mentally ill? Cause Idk what else it would be.

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Puelto295
04/12/24 9:44:37 AM
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Cruel.

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