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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:51:55 AM
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Puelto295 posted...
Cruel.

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Wait. Im confused. Why is this cruel? Bird shouldnt have planted a nest over a regularly used area. Now if the eggs already hatched, Id say its cruel.

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Turbam
04/12/24 9:53:24 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3379df94.jpg

Instead of calling the pest company, I just knocked the nest off. It had two eggs in it, it seems like.

IdiotMachine posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bb0de095.jpg
momma bird came back
What the fuck man?

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Murphiroth
04/12/24 9:55:24 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Wait. Im confused. Why is this cruel? Bird shouldnt have planted a nest over a regularly used area. Now if the eggs already hatched, Id say its cruel.

You really don't see how splattering the eggs on the ground then gloating about it on CE and then posting a pic of the mother bird isn't cruel? Like, you're broadcasting your complete lack of empathy and gloating about it, my guy.
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TheSavageDragon
04/12/24 9:56:47 AM
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But you'd have to clean bird poop! You can't imagine the horror of occasionally cleaning bird poop of a single bird for a few months!
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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:57:02 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Bird shouldnt have planted a nest over a regularly used area.
^ That's not me being obtuse, by the way. We use the grills weekly (i.e., it's a regularly used area with a lot of human activity). The bird should have been smart enough to avoid human contact.

Especially with food being cooked and served directly under where the bird decided to plant its nest, the last thing I want is a bird shitting on the food or bringing worms or some other unsanitary stuff near our human food.

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-Crissaegrim-
04/12/24 9:57:21 AM
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I'm rooting for the bird.

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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:58:07 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
You really don't see how splattering the eggs on the ground then gloating about it on CE and then posting a pic of the mother bird isn't cruel? Like, you're broadcasting your complete lack of empathy and gloating about it, my guy.
I mean, it's not like I intentionally splattered the eggs. I went up there with a ladder, saw the eggs, and decided to "rehome" the nest (put it by a retainer wall) vs. throwing it away; but I dropped the nest accidentally. Felt kinda bad, but it is what it is.

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hyperskate65
04/12/24 9:59:07 AM
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Don't care if this is modded, you're an absolute piece of shit. You could've just moved the nest you entitled fuck.

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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 9:59:17 AM
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The double standard is ridiculous here. "My body, my choice" in killing human babies in womb, but bird eggs = "fucking disgusting". Wow.

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TheSavageDragon
04/12/24 10:00:27 AM
#63:


IdiotMachine posted...
I mean, it's not like I intentionally splattered the eggs. I went up there with a ladder, saw the eggs, and decided to "rehome" the nest (put it by a retainer wall) vs. throwing it away; but I dropped the nest accidentally. Felt kinda bad, but it is what it is.

"So I just knocked it off"
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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 10:00:30 AM
#64:


hyperskate65 posted...
Don't care if this is modded, you're an absolute piece of shit. You could've just moved the nest you entitled fuck.

IdiotMachine posted...
I mean, it's not like I intentionally splattered the eggs. I went up there with a ladder, saw the eggs, and decided to "rehome" the nest (put it by a retainer wall) vs. throwing it away; but I dropped the nest accidentally. Felt kinda bad, but it is what it is.


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Murphiroth
04/12/24 10:01:43 AM
#66:


IdiotMachine posted...
I mean, it's not like I intentionally splattered the eggs. I went up there with a ladder, saw the eggs, and decided to "rehome" the nest (put it by a retainer wall) vs. throwing it away; but I dropped the nest accidentally. Felt kinda bad, but it is what it is.

"Accidentally" lmao. This is a lie and contradicts your original post.

IdiotMachine posted...
Instead of calling the pest company, I just knocked the nest off. It had two eggs in it, it seems like.

Did you knock the nest off or not? Did you know the eggs were there or did you only realize after the fact as indicated by the "seems like" in your original post?

IdiotMachine posted...
The double standard is ridiculous here. "My body, my choice" in killing human babies in womb, but bird eggs = "fucking disgusting". Wow.

And here we swerve into "fuckin' yikes" territory.
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hyperskate65
04/12/24 10:01:54 AM
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There's no way anyone believes you simply dropped the nest by mistake AND felt any sort of remorse after reading this topic. Fuck off.


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pikakaeru
04/12/24 10:02:27 AM
#69:


IdiotMachine posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3379df94.jpg

Instead of calling the pest company, I just knocked the nest off. It had two eggs in it, it seems like.
lmao

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Choco
04/12/24 10:02:37 AM
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what the actual literal fuck

this is the worst thing i've seen on this shit ass board since someone posted cp

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-Crissaegrim-
04/12/24 10:03:00 AM
#71:


IdiotMachine posted...
The double standard is ridiculous here. "My body, my choice" in killing human babies in womb, but bird eggs = "fucking disgusting". Wow.

Digging yourself into one hole not enough for you?

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Turbam
04/12/24 10:03:11 AM
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There's not a chance in hell that you felt bad about it and then decided "well I'll post pics of what I did and the mothers reaction"

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Puelto295
04/12/24 10:03:18 AM
#73:


IdiotMachine posted...
The double standard is ridiculous here. "My body, my choice" in killing human babies in womb, but bird eggs = "fucking disgusting". Wow.



Jesus Christ dude, your username fits like a glove.

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IdiotMachine
04/12/24 10:03:31 AM
#74:


Murphiroth posted...
"Accidentally" lmao. This is a lie.
Yea you caught me. I did have a thought where I was thinking about moving it, and even Google'd it while I was up there with the ladder, and saw that birds will abandon their nest if you move it. So I did decide to throw the whole nest out. I did actually accidentally knock it off though... I meant to grab the whole thing as one unit and throw it in the garbage can to not create a mess.

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ArchonKnight
04/12/24 10:03:55 AM
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God damn, bro.

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LoveLikeJazz
04/12/24 10:08:02 AM
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Username checks out

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-Crissaegrim-
04/12/24 10:09:26 AM
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LoveLikeJazz posted...
Username checks out

It would check out better if he renamed himself to Fuckwad.

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Choco
04/12/24 10:09:29 AM
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tc got warned for that post

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Jupiter
04/12/24 10:15:02 AM
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I was just about to say I'm surprised TC hasn't been modded. >_> But got damn at this topic. I'm not an animal lover at all (nor do I hate animals), but even I know that's extremely cruel. >_>

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Choco
04/12/24 10:26:24 AM
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pikakaeru posted...
lmao
also what the fuck at some of these reactions. how is this funny

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TheSavageDragon
04/12/24 10:28:01 AM
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Choco posted...
also what the fuck at some of these reactions. how is this funny

That's catboy you're quoting. So that should explain it.
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