Current Events > How do I get rid of a baby chick responsibly?

Topic List
Page List: 1
IdiotMachine
03/31/24 12:29:21 AM
#1:


I acquired a baby Rhode Island Red baby chick. I have no idea what to do with this chick. I believe she is one week old. My two indoor cats and my 20-month old toddler are fascinated over this chick. How do I responsibly get rid of this chick, before it dies in this household?

---
https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
metralo
03/31/24 12:36:12 AM
#2:


How do you get it?

And uhh I guess bring it to a feed store if there's one. Or a vet. Or facebook marketplace it.

---
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1298321979/image.jpg bustin makes me feel good
... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine
03/31/24 7:33:41 AM
#3:


metralo posted...
How do you get it?

And uhh I guess bring it to a feed store if there's one. Or a vet. Or facebook marketplace it.
FB marketplace sounds like the easiest. Good idea.

---
https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus
03/31/24 7:35:18 AM
#4:


Why would you accept a chicken you don't want

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine
04/01/24 7:43:15 PM
#5:


Someone came and took the chick off of me.

---
https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM
04/01/24 7:44:01 PM
#6:


tell it to get a job.
... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction
04/01/24 7:46:24 PM
#7:


take it out back behind the shed and take care of it LIKE A MAN
... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman
04/01/24 7:49:59 PM
#8:


Hopefully it went to a good person :)

---
Italian, French, German.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn
04/01/24 7:55:05 PM
#9:


Did you ask what the person from FB marketplace was going to do with it?

---
I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.
... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338
04/01/24 8:02:51 PM
#10:


Every baby chick Ive been responsible for (1 eighth grade biology class) perished due to the incubator thermostat being set too high.

Also the timer that was supposed to give a dark/light cycle wasnt on. Dead
chicks everywhere.

---
Moustache twirling villian
https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey
... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen
04/01/24 8:05:32 PM
#11:


How did you end up with a baby chick

---
Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
Step FOUR! Get Paid!
... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine
04/01/24 8:35:36 PM
#12:


Jiek_Fafn posted...
Did you ask what the person from FB marketplace was going to do with it?
Nope.

---
https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime
04/01/24 8:36:25 PM
#13:


Take it to your local mcdonalds. Theyll make a nugget for you
... Copied to Clipboard!
bobspacethespacecow
04/01/24 8:36:29 PM
#14:


you have a chicken now

sorry

---
BtCV
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide
04/01/24 8:37:04 PM
#15:


Give it to a horse, horses love baby chicks.

---
evening main 2.4356848e+91
https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU
... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack
04/01/24 8:37:56 PM
#16:


The fact that TC refuses to answer the question of how they got the baby chick in the first place is sus as hell.

---
The Bagel made me do it.
I am the master of dead memes
... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys
04/01/24 8:57:39 PM
#17:


yeet that thing

---
twylite sprinkle
http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2
... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine
04/02/24 6:35:59 PM
#18:


MarbyIsBack posted...
The fact that TC refuses to answer the question of how they got the baby chick in the first place is sus as hell.
The chick was adorable so I couldnt refuse it.

---
https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2
04/02/24 6:54:20 PM
#19:


deoxxys posted...
yeet that thing


brings back memory of that poor rooster that gotten kicked.

---
currently playing: WRC 10 (ps4)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth
04/02/24 6:55:53 PM
#20:


IdiotMachine posted...
The chick was adorable so I couldnt refuse it.

But you could get rid of it by giving it to some stranger?

Doesn't check out.
... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine
04/02/24 7:01:13 PM
#21:


Murphiroth posted...
But you could get rid of it by giving it to some stranger?

Doesn't check out.
It grows really freaking fast, apparently.

---
https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338
04/02/24 7:09:14 PM
#22:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5ad18e86.jpg
Im being asked to tell you we can take your baby chick in and give it a good home.

---
Moustache twirling villian
https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smallville
04/04/24 8:02:49 AM
#23:


IdiotMachine posted...
I acquired a baby Rhode Island Red baby chick. I have no idea what to do with this chick. I believe she is one week old. My two indoor cats and my 20-month old toddler are fascinated over this chick. How do I responsibly get rid of this chick, before it dies in this household?
where did you get the chick from? and the high school incubator works? iirc those do not work......

---
"That won't work Boss, hide the target in a place they're unlikely to be found"---GZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner
04/04/24 8:04:36 AM
#24:


This is a lazy gimmick

---
He's all alone through the day and night.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bobspacethespacecow
04/05/24 7:04:15 PM
#25:


there are plenty of people who would pay like $5-10 for a chicken

just don't ask the person how it's doing after a year or so

just go to a feed store and spend another $10 on chicken food

you have a pet now

---
BtCV
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine
04/07/24 4:21:15 PM
#26:


Smallville posted...
where did you get the chick from? and the high school incubator works? iirc those do not work......
I bought a grill, and a baby chick came free with it for some reason at Tractor Supply Inc. I didnt refuse it. Brought it home and found out its actually something I now have to deal with, and decided to not keep a pet chicken.

---
https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338
04/07/24 4:24:07 PM
#27:


IdiotMachine posted...
I bought a grill, and a baby chick came free with it for some reason at Tractor Supply Inc. I didnt refuse it. Brought it home and found out its actually something I now have to deal with, and decided to not keep a pet chicken.
Youre supposed to raise until it reaches grilling age.

Then you grill it.

---
Moustache twirling villian
https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey
... Copied to Clipboard!
psideresider
04/07/24 4:27:03 PM
#28:


IdiotMachine posted...
I bought a grill, and a baby chick came free with it for some reason at Tractor Supply Inc. I didnt refuse it. Brought it home and found out its actually something I now have to deal with, and decided to not keep a pet chicken.


You should move out of Hazzard county.

---
"Running twice as fast to stay in the same place" -Faith No More
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1