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TopicYou know what's vaguely irritating?
Hornswoggled
04/26/24 12:18:20 AM
#1
When you go into a restaurant that you've been to a few times, and they remember what you're gonna order before you tell them.

Why do you remember me? What's so goddamn memorable about me? Am I funny to you? Am I a clown?
TopicIs Rex even a real name?
Hornswoggled
04/23/24 10:38:01 PM
#20
Rex is the name of the tree that was turned into the cross that Jesus was crucified on.

https://youtu.be/8l_1pwNkAd8
TopicWhen did AVGN fall off so hard?
Hornswoggled
04/19/24 7:20:21 PM
#7
Hayame_Zero posted...
Controversial opinion: I genuinely think the Screenwave team needs to be around again. James having ZERO other personalities around him just comes off as lonely and empty.

Yeah, bring back the slobs. Their lack of chemistry with James was really funny.
TopicElderly man kills elderly woman Uber driver because of weird scam
Hornswoggled
04/17/24 12:13:40 AM
#29
Just a prank, brah.
TopicKeanu Reeves is Shadow the Hedgehog.
Hornswoggled
04/15/24 11:42:08 PM
#40
Finally, some important news.
TopicSo you're American and you never leave your birth state
Hornswoggled
04/13/24 5:47:43 PM
#17
Last time I was out of state was maybe 2007. Went to Cedar Point in Ohio. At least my family did. I don't like that shit, so I stayed at the hotel.
TopicAmerican Psycho: written by a gay man, directed by a feminist to mock toxic masc
Hornswoggled
04/13/24 5:24:53 PM
#12
Isn't the author of that book disliked now because he's not woke, or something?
TopicNot enjoying what you used to enjoy used to be a sign of depression
Hornswoggled
04/12/24 10:02:27 PM
#6
In my case, I think it has more to do with constantly being high for the last two years.
TopicWill you ever find a GIRLFRIEND?
Hornswoggled
04/12/24 9:50:11 PM
#34
TommyVercetti posted...
you do? so how do you work, you live all by yourself?

I don't work. I'm on disability. I live with family.
TopicWill you ever find a GIRLFRIEND?
Hornswoggled
04/12/24 9:43:05 PM
#30
I don't have one because I fucking hate being around people, and no amount of CBT is gonna beat that out of me.
TopicOJ Simpson died
Hornswoggled
04/11/24 12:37:55 PM
#84
Member the iconic bronco chase? I member.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/25432a61.jpg
TopicDetroit gets it's own Hollywood sign.
Hornswoggled
04/11/24 10:19:55 AM
#1
All the cities problems are now solved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkB48uhLId4&ab_channel=NotSoPureMichigan
TopicThese are "virginity statistics" according to Open AI
Hornswoggled
04/10/24 8:28:38 PM
#196
super_felicia posted...
Ok then. I guess I am just a person who thinks he needs to be improving because of how hard I regressed in teenaghood

My only real "goal" in life is to avoid aggravation. No easier way to do that than to avoid relationships and employment.
TopicThese are "virginity statistics" according to Open AI
Hornswoggled
04/10/24 8:05:55 PM
#192
Well,I'm not really looking for advice on how to change my life. Just using myself as an example that this type of person exists.

My life has it's benefits. I don't have to work, because I get disability. I like that.
TopicThese are "virginity statistics" according to Open AI
Hornswoggled
04/10/24 7:38:56 PM
#190
haloiscoolisbak posted...
So my disabled client, the one from page 1 that started this conversation really into gear, is autistic too. I didn't want to mention that as I didn't want to imply it had anything to do with the ability to date and stuff, but the... Lack of understanding of certain nuances in social situations and communication has held him back a lot. It's a tricky one to tackle

Girls have tried flirting with me in the past, but I never pursued it. I have no will to pursue social relationships. I've kinda gone beyond autism and into Schizoid personality disorder. I'm a pretty extreme loner.
TopicThese are "virginity statistics" according to Open AI
Hornswoggled
04/10/24 7:24:17 PM
#186
I'm 37, so I'm getting there.

I'm diagnosed autistic, and have body dysmorphia issues, but I mostly credit it to never trying whatsoever.
TopicSo what is Beetlejuice..about?
Hornswoggled
04/05/24 5:40:06 PM
#1
What was Tim Burton trying to say with this movie? Anything?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/87f5b32e.jpg
TopicThe Ugly Sonic Disaster Is Still Freaking Hollywood Out.
Hornswoggled
04/03/24 4:11:06 PM
#1
https://gizmodo.com/sonic-original-movie-design-paramount-drama-video-games-1851383994

It's so funny that it's treated as this huge revelation in Hollywood that the fans of something will be nicer to you if you make the characters actually look like the characters from the thing you're adapting from.
TopicThe entire internet is dogshit now.
Hornswoggled
04/02/24 10:14:04 AM
#23
I miss the old internet.

It was a time of heroes. Of myths and legends.
TopicSmiling Friends season 2 premieres May 12th
Hornswoggled
04/01/24 3:20:47 PM
#4
Watched it all last night. Awesome.
TopicThe truth they've been hiding about Star Wars!
Hornswoggled
03/30/24 8:02:35 PM
#10
I want a Star Wars movie where they have to save the franchise from streaming hell.
TopicTaliban will resume stoning women accused of adultery
Hornswoggled
03/29/24 12:19:59 PM
#95
NihonOctopus posted...
Remember when people on CE thought Taliban would be fine?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/63df36dd.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3e71b451.jpg

How are people this sheltered? >_>

"They don't care to be actual bad guys."

Real life isn't like the movies. Nobody thinks they're "the bad guy", unless they're crazy. The Taliban thinks everything they're doing is completely justified. They aren't over there twirling mustaches.
TopicOh my God...
Hornswoggled
03/25/24 1:18:19 AM
#1
Cybertron is coming...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c3ee617d.jpg
TopicRacist mfs side with the racist X-Men villain cuz of course they do
Hornswoggled
03/24/24 10:12:13 PM
#326
Mutants are scary, dude.

Remember in X2, where it was established that Professor Xavier is capable of killing everybody on the planet, and was manipulated into nearly doing it twice in a row?
TopicRemember how oppressive the pandemic was
Hornswoggled
03/24/24 5:45:09 PM
#164
Homeless_Waifu posted...
the real problem was Trump. Before Covid and during Covid, he downplayed the fuck out of Covid thus encouraging antivaxxers to avoid Covid shots/spreading misinformation
ultimately its because of trump being trump is the main reason why Covid spread so much.

there was a lot of things that could of prevented the spread, sure.
however when you have a president (at the time) who did what he could do to thwart any attempt minimize the spread of a disease only exacerbated the whole Covid fiasco . Weeks turned to months, months to to a whole year, families were torn, businesses ruined because of the poor decision making from the former president.


I honestly don't think American's would have responded to quarantines and lockdowns all that much better if Trump wasn't there.
TopicBoogie what the fuck
Hornswoggled
03/24/24 5:25:10 PM
#63
LeoRavus posted...
Yeah what did this guy do to become famous? Or is he a former CEman and only famous here, because I've never seen his name anywhere else.

The short answer is that he's famous for being really fat.
Topicwtf Twitch
Hornswoggled
03/24/24 5:20:23 PM
#13
Is he one of these people who says and does nothing of consequence, but has tons of people in a parasocial relationship with him anyway?
TopicKotaku's Staff Expected to Write 50 Guides Per Week
Hornswoggled
03/24/24 4:33:50 PM
#42
Wil Kotaku have a guide for Civ V with the Brave New World expansion pack?
TopicMoistcritikal/Penguinz0: Dan Schneider is A Creep
Hornswoggled
03/21/24 10:21:04 PM
#5
Rika_Furude posted...
did you guys hear about that hot new craze Pokemon GO

To the polls?
Topicwhat happened to occupy wallstreet?
Hornswoggled
03/21/24 7:22:53 PM
#6
Ketchup sunk it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/55abcef8.jpg
TopicSo the Pooh Blood and Honey people are making a 'Twisted Childhood Universe'
Hornswoggled
03/18/24 4:14:07 PM
#22
Looks like they actually freaking talk in the new one. That's a step up, at least.

https://youtu.be/mXmhy3ArE6k
TopicIf tiktok is banned it will get the stage for riots
Hornswoggled
03/16/24 6:56:50 PM
#14
At least if they riot they'll actually go the fuck outside, and maybe even talk to some fellow rioters with their mouths.
TopicThe horny post era is over
Hornswoggled
03/07/24 5:13:16 PM
#50
Time to transition into the Attitude Era.
TopicRemember when the Last Jedi broke the Internet?
Hornswoggled
03/04/24 4:52:33 PM
#6
Last Jedi was the Gamergate of movies.
TopicNew Mexico teacher told students to duel with swords. Female student was injured
Hornswoggled
03/01/24 8:52:50 PM
#24
There can be only one!
TopicNew AVGN episode dropped: The Goonies
Hornswoggled
02/27/24 3:03:35 PM
#67
No review.

I refuse.
TopicBorderlands (2024) Trailer
Hornswoggled
02/21/24 12:35:49 PM
#15
Clearly trying to go for a Guardians of the Galaxy vibe. Just like that D&D movie.
Topicfunky cold medina
Hornswoggled
02/21/24 12:14:16 PM
#4
Song makes me think of Saint's Row 3.
TopicMadame Web Bomb Has Killed Sony's Hopes for a Franchise
Hornswoggled
02/19/24 8:33:35 PM
#66
They knew nobody was gonna care about this movie. They didn't even bother with any credits scenes.
TopicI like Gen Z but one of the things that annoys me is
Hornswoggled
02/17/24 10:52:17 AM
#8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vftu5Zq5SWY&ab_channel=TALONFORCE
TopicRemember how Nintendo shocked us with the Metroid Prime remaster?
Hornswoggled
02/17/24 3:23:31 AM
#6
I remember the Metroid Prime Federation Force reveal..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePUSjM2SQKU&ab_channel=ShaunPatrick
TopicWho has a Sonic OC?
Hornswoggled
02/16/24 9:47:27 PM
#1
Answer: All of you.

Tell us about your Sonic OC.
TopicPost Superbowl tears are always one of the highlights of the year.
Hornswoggled
02/12/24 7:04:10 PM
#5
And here I sit, blissfully unaware of anything to do with the Superbowl.
TopicWhy is the N word being so casually used by people now?
Hornswoggled
02/12/24 6:59:43 PM
#12
ExistentialFear posted...
It's just jarring. You go on sites like this or twitter or reddit and people on there declare that anyone who says the N word is basically human scum. Yet the younger generation seems to have adopted it into their everyday vocabulary.



The internet isn't real life.
TopicBoogie2988 ranks every Mountain Dew flavor
Hornswoggled
02/12/24 6:58:26 PM
#15
This video should be enough to make people swear off soda.
TopicGood types of Sriracha?
Hornswoggled
02/11/24 8:37:05 PM
#20
I love sriracha ketchup.
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