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RetuenOfDevsman
03/30/24 6:35:52 PM
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a droid!
It's been hanging in front of our noses the whole time!
His name is literally OB-1, which is a droid name if I've ever heard one!

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DementedDurian
03/30/24 6:37:53 PM
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Is he like Bender because he drinks Chilean beer?

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Damn_Underscore
03/30/24 6:38:14 PM
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He's a sith, he literally said only sith deal in absolutes

He just hated Palpatine and obviously thought Anakin was a fool for becoming Palatine's apprentice

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__aCEr__
03/30/24 6:44:26 PM
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Then how did he get into the Mos Eisley cantina?

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/30/24 7:32:39 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Then how did he get into the Mos Eisley cantina?
Jedi mind trick

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Verdekal
03/30/24 7:40:32 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Then how did he get into the Mos Eisley cantina?
He's surrounded by living tissue.

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Torgo
03/30/24 7:47:42 PM
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Not gonna lie, that would make a dope subversion or skit for a comedy show like Robot Chicken.

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Torgo
03/30/24 7:48:21 PM
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He's an android from a more civilized time.

When small children in farmhouses didn't build them.

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Mistere_Man
03/30/24 7:51:37 PM
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Skynet sent a terminator back way too far, and it became a Jedi.

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Hornswoggled
03/30/24 8:02:35 PM
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I want a Star Wars movie where they have to save the franchise from streaming hell.
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Trumble
03/30/24 8:05:39 PM
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They should do a Star Wars movie where the Klingons and the Death Eaters team up.

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andri_g
03/30/24 8:15:07 PM
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Hornswoggled posted...
I want a Star Wars movie where they have to save the franchise from streaming hell.
George Lucas Buys Back: A Star Wars Story (?)

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