Current Events > I envy ass men sometimes.

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You can stare at an ass all day and never get caught. You can't check out a pair of breasts without a woman knowing it because they're parallel to her eyes.

I spoke to a stacked 18 year old yesterday -- might've been fakes -- and it was all I could do to keep my eyes on hers. She never gave me an opening to get a good glimpse. :(

Oh you get caught sometimes, that's how some know you want it though.
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Only thing to worry about is gawking at it ans feeling other people are going to catch you.

FortuneCookie posted...

I spoke to a stacked 18 year old yesterday

creep
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In the past kids wanted to be supermen

Now kids want to be ass men

What will kids want to be in the future?
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FortuneCookie posted...

You can't check out a pair of breasts without a woman knowing it because they're parallel to her eyes.

Bullshit
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Renault posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

I spoke to a stacked 18 year old yesterday

creep

In what world is being sexually attracted to a hot 18 y.o. "creepy"?

Boo_Guy posted...

In what world is being sexually attracted to a hot 18 y.o. "creepy"?

In this one:

http://sailormoon.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis
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A lot love the attention

Why you think they wear those leggings that hug that tush nice and snug?
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Eh, it's harder for the actual woman in question to catch you, but it's easier for other people to tell what you're doing since your eyes go down lower. Also if you're walking behind a woman she will have a "Schrdinger's ogler" situation and have to assume it is inevitable that you stared without ever having to actually catch you.
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or maybe stop caring what she thinks and check her out while she sees you do it? sane women like it
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Awesome posted...

or maybe stop caring what she thinks and check her out while she sees you do it? sane women like it

That depends man

If the woman thinks you're hot, she's going to fall in your arms

If the woman thinks you're not hot, she's suing your ass and ruining your life
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

Also if you're walking behind a woman she will have a "Schrdinger's ogler" situation and have to assume it is inevitable that you stared without ever having to actually catch you.

This happens at work every so often. I'll be walking behind a girl with a nice ass (not even up close either, I'm talking like at least 10-20 feet between us), and then like suddenly she'll jerk her head around like someone tapped her.

Thankfully I've mastered the eye dodge from years of staring at other women's chests.
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But then you have to deal with the paranoid type who are constantly looking over their shoulders.
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ass ftw
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