Current Events > How does it feel knowing you'll probably never be able to f*** a cartoon horse?

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
TheAnthraxBunny
12/28/17 7:51:01 PM
#1:


How does it feel?





It doesnt stress me out too much that I cant but as soon as the technologys there Im making it a priority in my life.
---
Syrobonkus!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet
12/28/17 7:51:31 PM
#2:


Bojack would fuck me if I asked him to :(
... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81
12/28/17 8:06:24 PM
#3:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000
12/28/17 8:07:37 PM
#4:


What the fuck is wrong with you?
---
Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335
#ImpeachTrump
... Copied to Clipboard!
Talks
12/28/17 8:09:52 PM
#5:


I've never wanted to do that. But I'm pretty sure VR will make it possible.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny
12/28/17 11:16:05 PM
#6:


Lonestar2000 posted...
What the fuck is wrong with you?

If it makes you feel any better I'd probably f*** you too.

Talks posted...
I've never wanted to do that. But I'm pretty sure VR will make it possible.

That's not enough though. Like I really wanna feel the warm embrace of their equine womanhood.
---
Syrobonkus!
... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell
12/28/17 11:19:39 PM
#7:


TheAnthraxBunny posted...

That's not enough though. Like I really wanna feel the warm embrace of their equine womanhood.

they have fleshlights for that.

thank you for making me google horse vegina fleshlight
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
pizz
12/28/17 11:20:53 PM
#8:


... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell
12/28/17 11:22:22 PM
#9:


... Copied to Clipboard!
pizz
12/28/17 11:25:41 PM
#10:


more_cow_bell posted...
pizz posted...
snip

dear god why?

id bury my face in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTE4U0yoGd4
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny
12/28/17 11:48:57 PM
#11:


pizz posted...
snip

Real horses are nasty I only wanna f*** the fake ones.
---
Syrobonkus!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
12/28/17 11:51:24 PM
#12:


Even if they were real, they wouldn't wanna fuck you, bro
They'd go after the Chads
---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl
12/28/17 11:51:42 PM
#13:


This is one of the creepiest topics I've seen here in a while.
---
Posted with GameRaven 3.3
... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn
12/28/17 11:52:56 PM
#14:


pizz posted...

what the f
... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie
12/28/17 11:54:25 PM
#15:


UbrVsHl
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny
12/28/17 11:57:49 PM
#16:


Turbam posted...
Even if they were real, they wouldn't wanna fuck you, bro
They'd go after the Chads

Idk I'd probably be able to get with at least one of them. I'm not chad-tier but I do alright for myself.

Howl posted...
This is one of the creepiest topics I've seen here in a while.

Y'know I'm just gonna take pride in that right?
---
Syrobonkus!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77
12/28/17 11:57:50 PM
#17:


... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup
12/28/17 11:59:28 PM
#18:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
12/29/17 12:02:07 AM
#19:


TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Idk I'd probably be able to get with at least one of them. I'm not chad-tier but I do alright for myself.

Nah my man.
They'd send you a text saying "2 busy rite now, nomming on some hay lol ^_~", meanwhile they are mounted on top of Chad whinnying like a slut.
---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell
12/29/17 12:05:46 AM
#20:


... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny
12/29/17 12:07:04 AM
#21:


Turbam posted...
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Idk I'd probably be able to get with at least one of them. I'm not chad-tier but I do alright for myself.

Nah my man.
They'd send you a text saying "2 busy rite now, nomming on some hay lol ^_~", meanwhile they are mounted on top of Chad whinnying like a slut.

Naw my dude because ponies actually date nice guys unlike swine 3D girls.
---
Syrobonkus!
... Copied to Clipboard!
#22
Post #22 was unavailable or deleted.
Turbam
12/29/17 12:11:12 AM
#23:


more_cow_bell posted...
you sig gif is perfect for this thread

I do what I can.

TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Turbam posted...
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Idk I'd probably be able to get with at least one of them. I'm not chad-tier but I do alright for myself.

Nah my man.
They'd send you a text saying "2 busy rite now, nomming on some hay lol ^_~", meanwhile they are mounted on top of Chad whinnying like a slut.

Naw my dude because ponies actually date nice guys unlike swine 3D girls.

k8d3aJw

-Has his own car
-Plays the guitar
-Most popular guy at school
-Can jump up a flight of stairs in a single bound
-Got Sunset's horse pussy before he got Twilight's horse pussy

Definition of a Chad.
---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds
12/29/17 12:15:42 AM
#24:


Wait, My Little Pony actually tackled human-pony relationships? Even if it's a scenario where the girls turn human, that still kinda surprises me.

<__<
... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl
12/29/17 12:17:38 AM
#25:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
Bojack would fuck me if I asked him to :(

Second post is what I'm watching and the first thing I thought of when I saw the title.
---
Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020
IGN: Vanessa
... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl
12/29/17 12:18:15 AM
#26:


Skye Reynolds posted...
Wait, My Little Pony actually tackled human-pony relationships? Even if it's a scenario where the girls turn human, that still kinda surprises me.

<__<

They've not really gone into detail. Yet.
---
Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020
IGN: Vanessa
... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds
12/29/17 12:20:46 AM
#27:


But still, Twilight has a human boyfriend?
... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl
12/29/17 12:21:46 AM
#28:


Not yet. A crush but well.
---
Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020
IGN: Vanessa
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
12/29/17 12:22:31 AM
#29:


He takes her to the "Big Dance" and then she goes back to horse town all tired
---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77
12/29/17 12:24:54 AM
#30:


Skye Reynolds posted...
But still, Twilight has a human boyfriend?

In one of the new Equestria Girls minishorts, SciTwi goes out on an official date with Chad
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber
12/29/17 12:25:15 AM
#31:


Probably?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds
12/29/17 12:35:26 AM
#32:


Puglia77 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
But still, Twilight has a human boyfriend?

In one of the new Equestria Girls minishorts, SciTwi goes out on an official date with Chad


That legit surprises me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl
12/29/17 12:38:31 AM
#33:


@gilberto

What do you think of this topic?
---
Posted with GameRaven 3.3
... Copied to Clipboard!
#34
Post #34 was unavailable or deleted.
WilliamPorygon
12/29/17 1:03:21 AM
#35:


Well, as I mentioned elsewhere, I have a Twilight Sparkle doll that I may have done some things with, which is close enough for now I guess. I mean, her personality and intelligence is far more of a turn-on to me than the fact that she's a horse, but still...

I won't lie, I find mare "winking" to be pretty hot, though
---
Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove
... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom
12/29/17 1:05:26 AM
#36:


My thoughts on the posts in this topic

2IQFBxZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Talks
12/29/17 1:07:09 AM
#37:


I came back to this topic and its like literal horse fuckers now D:
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege
12/29/17 1:08:17 AM
#38:


TheAnthraxBunny posted...
It stresses me out a lot.

Any choice that isn't this one is a blatant lie.
---
This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko
12/29/17 1:11:19 AM
#39:


id only wanna fuck shining armor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEJ8CzAD4TE

---
yusketeer
... Copied to Clipboard!
UncleBourbon33
12/29/17 1:13:25 AM
#40:


Bronies were a mistake.
---
"Wanting something doesn't make it a human right."
https://i.imgur.com/aqrImUY.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell
12/29/17 10:27:58 AM
#41:


... Copied to Clipboard!
eston
12/29/17 10:32:36 AM
#42:


... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny
12/29/17 2:05:38 PM
#43:


Talks posted...
I came back to this topic and its like literal horse f***ers now D:

Yeah that shit's fucked. I'm only into consenting fictional horses.
---
Syrobonkus!
... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward
12/29/17 2:07:16 PM
#44:


TIL Turbam is a brony
---
http://i.imgur.com/DKNJbBm.jpg
What a terrifying thing to happen. I'm not sure why but I have this big fear of going blond - Zurkon
... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko
12/29/17 2:10:45 PM
#45:


id also fuck big mac

yep
---
yusketeer
... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward
12/29/17 2:14:45 PM
#46:


yusiko posted...
id also fuck big mac

yep

Ew. Give me sexy ass Braeburn any day
---
http://i.imgur.com/DKNJbBm.jpg
What a terrifying thing to happen. I'm not sure why but I have this big fear of going blond - Zurkon
... Copied to Clipboard!
Neoconkers
12/29/17 3:50:33 PM
#47:


horses were a mistake
---
Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon
12/29/17 3:57:41 PM
#48:


I'd also fuck Rainbow Dash
---
Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
12/29/17 3:58:22 PM
#49:


isnt fenderbender the one that wants to fuck horses
---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo
12/29/17 3:59:25 PM
#50:


@fenderbender321
---
"This is your last dance."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2