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TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 7:30:21 PM
#299
good name choice :)

I haven't had 151 in ages. Bacardi used to have a product called Ciclon that I really liked. It was a rum and tequila mix with a bit of citrus flavor. Not overly sweet (35%) but well spiced. Made amazing margaritas but was delicious straight too. One time I got a ride home from a party and I had a maybe quarter-full bottle in my bag, which I stupidly tossed out of the car because it was crowded and made it easier to get out. I heard the bottle break and I was like "fuck..." It landed upright though so it wasn't all lost. I drank a few more shots worth out of the broken bottle and went to bed. Next morning, there were maybe 1 or 2 shots left and I saw glass dust. I was like "ohhhh shit I'm glad I didn't finish it O_O"
TopicGoing to adopt a kitty tomorrow
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 7:22:51 PM
#65
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/4/AAHlKpAAEZ9E.jpg

oh nice

Looks like a cat my cousin and her husband had (maybe still have. Not sure if he's still around but he'd be old now I think). Hilarious but a little shit at the same time. At a gathering, I gave him a bite of my pizza and just a few minutes later, I was petting him and he scratched me and drew blood. I was like "that's not a very nice way to say 'thanks for that bite of pizza,' buddy >:/." Another time I was hanging out with them and some of their friends and they had all these figurines on a shelf. I think he was showing off because company was over, but he just started casually knocking them onto the floor.
TopicBesides Drake, who's had the runnest run of success in the history of music?
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 1:54:44 AM
#18
Turtlebread posted...
most ppl cant name one drake song though

my favorite one is the one that's not a song but that meme pic of him but with pitbulls
TopicI don't understand why anyone would buy a trailer
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 1:50:16 AM
#12
Sariana21 posted...
Id rather buy the whole movie.

TopicBan social media = millenial version of ban violent games
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 1:48:00 AM
#12
_Angel_ posted...
Im no expert but I feel like like social media is a hell of a double edged sword that isnt really comparable to video games

that said its too ubiquitous to ban so lol at that idea gaining meaningful traction

I agree with this.
TopicWhy do some people on the internet call other people 'right-wing'...
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 1:34:16 AM
#22
FL81 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/1/AAOGRhAADstj.jpg

TopicITT: Your reaction when you get hit with a moderation
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 1:05:38 AM
#7
I ask mah boy swagnet0 to tell the mods to fuck off out my face
TopicGhosted. Will CE watch this movie with Ana De Armas and Chris Evans?
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 1:03:32 AM
#18
nope. not getting apple TV
TopicGood pasta without meat, cheese or seafood. Does it exist?
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 12:18:45 AM
#6
I eat pasta without meat or seafood more often when not? Without cheese though? I can only remember one time I did that and I was crashing at a buddy's place and he told "make whatever you want if you're hungry" before he passed out drunk. I couldn't find any cheese so I just made pasta with butter, salt and pepper. I was drunk too though so, maybe I could've seen what else he had on hand and like... looked harder lol.
TopicThis might be what God is. A type 7 civilization
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:36:42 PM
#13
I'm type 9
TopicGirl moans while riding on a roller-coaster
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:31:37 PM
#12
deoxxys posted...
Sounded like the noise was coming from the girl next to her

combination of both imo. Sounded like the other one in the middle parts of the video.
TopicDebra Jo Rupp didn't know That 70's Show was set in the 70's.
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:29:35 PM
#23
my grandparents had a cottage that was entirely dark stained wood, olive green, dark yellow and burnt orange in aesthetics, with the exception of a red chair and some red cushions. I spent quite a lot of time there as kid. It was like... full '70s. They sold it some 20 years ago. I still have dreams about once in a while even today. Even when I have dreams in settings that I've never been too, that color scheme is the most common one. It's very ingrained in my subconcious and that cottage is the only place I've been that has it.
TopicLMFAO! God I love Scottsdale!
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:20:02 PM
#13
electricbugs2 posted...
Lmao, you know a couple is wack when the wannabe mafia member is the more sane one than his psychotic wife.

well sometimes. In the episode mostly but I've seen other video (outtakes, and stuff not from the show) where he's more unhinged than her. They definitely fucking deserve each other. I feel sorry for their cats though.
TopicRip Oakland Athletics the will be moving to Vegas in 2027
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:15:42 PM
#46
Medussa posted...
they went to Kansas City for ~10 years before those two moved to California.

ah okay.
TopicLMFAO! God I love Scottsdale!
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:13:15 PM
#11
electricbugs2 posted...
Love me some KN. Would go there just to laugh at them, but as far as I know they moved to Europe because of the backlash.

last I heard they were in Israel, but that wasn't a super recent update. Such a bizarre story. Such a bizarre couple... and the sheer volumes of memes they brought onto themselves. I could totally see you and your crew getting into it with them and getting death threats and giving no fucks.
TopicRip Oakland Athletics the will be moving to Vegas in 2027
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:08:00 PM
#44
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Most likely not. Raiders didn't, and the A's branding is historical and iconic.

oh that's a good point. Now that you mention it, I remember they were originally in Philly up until like the 40s or 50s and moved out west at the same time as... at least one other Northeast team. I can't remember if the move was at the same time as the (baseball Giants) or the Brooklyn Dodgers or both. I know 2/3 if not all 3 teams moved west around the same time.
TopicLMFAO! God I love Scottsdale!
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 11:04:04 PM
#5
ah shit you replied before my edit went up lol :P
TopicLMFAO! God I love Scottsdale!
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 10:59:56 PM
#2
which one's Scottsdale? The lion mane one or the Mr. T mohawk with the mullet? I'm not familiar with that anime.

also, you should look up Amy's Baking Company. That was a famous restraurant in Scottsdale and you'd enjoy checking it out and fucking around there I'm sure. Unfortunately it's closed now and the owners fled the country. But it would have been a fun place to cause shenanigans, throw gang signs, etc. Sounds like it would be be right up your alley if it still existed.
TopicRip Oakland Athletics the will be moving to Vegas in 2027
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 10:57:57 PM
#40
Noname12 posted...
It will def sell if not sell out every game. The Triple A aviators from the A's. is in under Summelin and averages almost 8k a game. One of the highest in the minors and actually more than the A's. It's also gonna be just north of Allegiant as well.

*sees sig*

They did it for Las Vegas.
They didn't do it for the lord.

(come on, admit it... clever and relevant >_>)
TopicRip Oakland Athletics the will be moving to Vegas in 2027
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 10:51:54 PM
#38
Are they gonna change their name? There was a hole in my heart when the Washington Football Team changed their name to the Washington Commanders, so I'm hoping this new baseball team with be called the Las Vegas Football Team (and yes I know that doesn't make sense and some people will be confused by it, but that's half the point. It's fun and whimsical).
Topichow would a TV show about my life do?
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 10:42:51 PM
#7
I would only watch the poker episodes tbh
TopicI *finally* got blinds installed on my house
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 10:40:22 PM
#31
my apt got renovated and landlord took down blinds. I wouldn't even move back in until new blinds were installed. I didn't feel like waiting so my stepfather measured the windows, bought the blinds and installed them. I didn't have the patience >_>. Landlord is responsible for that though and so he reimbursed the cost of them (as well as bathroom fictures) so it was no big deal at all. He was just rushed for time. As it is, the renovations took twice as long as expected since the more he worked on it, the more he wanted to update, and I was patient about it and knew he really wanted to keep me as a tennant (and I wanted to stay for that matter), so all was well. I just wasn't about to go a day with no blinds though (it's 1st floor).
TopicUS Senate just released a 300 page breakdown about the origins of COVID-19
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 10:11:35 PM
#112
joe40001 posted...
I'm not taking the bait anymore.

I'm in a much healthier place mentally and emotionally and will no longer do the thing were I dignify people who lie and troll by arguing with them. There are much more important things than indulging in petty internet arguing.

As I said before:

so you've been accused of being anti-vaccines, and you are not arguing with that. Sounds very... anti-vax.
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 10:01:25 PM
#403
florplaaaarp screee donald trump fnerp gl rg scrotn wqw9 leeeeb
TopicGoing to adopt a kitty tomorrow
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 9:52:40 PM
#38
Ike (after the South Park character)
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/20/23 9:26:21 PM
#264
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Also Go Seattle tonight so here's more Seattle music.

I texted a gamefaqs buddy of mine during their first game "Relase the Kraken" and he didn't understand why -_-
TopicI can't even play games under 120fps anymore.
FigureOfSpeech
04/19/23 12:55:18 AM
#42
Tc knows what's up and keeps it realest of all possible real
TopicI can't even play games under 120fps anymore.
FigureOfSpeech
04/19/23 12:40:16 AM
#39
Trickfinger posted...
Is this true?

yes and no, once each and yes for a 2nd and 3rd and 4th time.... and also maybe for a 1st and 1st and a hafl time. I don't like the system we have for this bureaucratic bull shit
TopicApparently it's a Southern thing to put NUTs in your coke?
FigureOfSpeech
04/19/23 12:24:53 AM
#14
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


you made me laugh too much >_>
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 10:45:00 PM
#242
Questionmarktarius posted...
shhhh!!
@bseebrlblurfsn8
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 10:43:20 PM
#240
Questionmarktarius posted...
I forgot who's alt you are, and it's probably best I don't remember and you don't tell me.
what? bruh :/

I'm Machete
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 10:40:31 PM
#238
Apherosy's in purgatory it seems @Questionmarktarius @blarbleblarbleblarble
TopicSomeone hacked Matt Walsh's Twitter
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 8:35:44 PM
#16
was it the other Matt Walsh? The one's who's actually cool and funny and a comedian?
TopicNew "Iriodiologist" is telling people not to take our medication
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 7:13:22 PM
#13
FL81 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/1/AAOGRhAAEZQ9.jpg

that's fuckin dark
TopicWhy the FUCK did nobody tell me they are bringing Metalocalypse back?!
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 6:22:56 PM
#7
Crimson_Corsair posted...
They not do my boy Toki dirty.

Toki deserves far more respect than he gets imo. He was right when he said (about Dr. Rockso) "We's didn't agrees'd on nothing! We just all yelled and then he was beaten! That's was our conclusions!" Ahead of his fucking time imo.
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 6:18:17 PM
#144
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's even better because theyre not in on it and still got in on it. You know its never stopping now.

It's also funny because it reminds me of a big competition I co-hosted once and the user now known as just Choco was in it, but had a bunch of numbers in his username at the time, and my co-host kept typing them wrong in our shared database (which we used to announce stuff, so we kinda had to get peoples' names right). At one point, my co-host screwed up repeatedly and I responded by dumping a massive update where I intentionally fucked up the numbers in Choco's name just to be a troll. I think he had like 7 or 8 digits in the number of his at the time username (pre-namechange) and I just button mashed twice and then referred to him as "Choco4" for the 3rd one. He and my co-host both found it amusing.
TopicMore people mad at Beer.
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 6:07:23 PM
#36
Compsognathus posted...
I can't say I was expecting Topeka but I'm definitely not surprised it was in Topeka.

Garbage city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 6:05:08 PM
#139
lmao I always love the memes of @bzlarznnnnbeepbep's name being butchered
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 5:39:34 PM
#136
Harpie posted...
I love your username @FigureOfSpeech !
AGREED

haha. I don't remember exactly why I chose it for this alt but I've never changed it because sometimes I see posts where I'm like "MY USERNAME IS RELEVANT TO THIS POST! " so I just can't change it.
TopicI can't even play games under 120fps anymore.
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 5:05:21 PM
#24
the human eye can't tell the difference between 69 fps and 420 fps
TopicMore people mad at Beer.
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 5:03:26 PM
#20
Flauros posted...
Leave the damn beer alone. Its just nasty pisswater anyway.
yeah bud light's in kinda a dead zone of pointlessness as beer goes. If I wanna just drink pisswater beer to get wasted, I'm gonna get cheaper shit like Milwaukee's Best, Natty or PBR. If I want to actually enjoy the beer I'm drinking, I'll get something local/regional that actually tastes good, or even something just higher end in general. Bud light isn't good enough to enjoy and is too much more expensive than other pisswaters to be worth buying just to get fucked up.
TopicSopranos quotes always work.
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 4:48:46 PM
#28
Vyrulisse posted...
CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?

PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific

TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan

PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH

TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie

FURIO: in italy we do not read these things


TopicFull_Pokedex is SUSPENDED!!!!
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 4:44:03 PM
#39
DrizztLink posted...
Agreed.

Like, even for Duncan that seems excessive.

yeah. If he had victim blamed, I'd say fair next but it was a pretty general post that didn't even speak to the specifics of the incident.
TopicFull_Pokedex is SUSPENDED!!!!
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 4:37:33 PM
#37
hmm yeah that was a shitty take on his part but I don't think he should've been suspended for it, even with his history.

The other deleted post in that topic was worse.
TopicFull_Pokedex is SUSPENDED!!!!
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 4:32:48 PM
#35
DarthAragorn posted...
Duncan did when he should have don't
damn this was literally word for word what I was going to say lol... and I don't even know what happened. He seemed to have been behaving himself on that account, from what I saw at least.
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 3:58:23 AM
#111
Harpie posted...
FUCK that would've been a better answer.. it it too late to switch??

I mean I don;t have a switch so maybe? And also probably? Actually almost certainly tbh.

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