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MabusIncarnate
04/25/23 2:11:31 PM
#353:


@a-c-a-b You see this lineup?

https://www.songkick.com/concerts/40940547-nofx-at-vinoy-park

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a-c-a-b
04/25/23 4:08:15 PM
#354:


MabusIncarnate posted...
@a-c-a-b You see this lineup?

https://www.songkick.com/concerts/40940547-nofx-at-vinoy-park
Nice. That would be a nostalgia overload for me.

If you were to ask my high school self what the best bands ever were, Nofx, Pennywise and Less Than Jake would all be on the list.

Circle Jerks are great too but didn't get into them until a bit later on.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 7:14:33 PM
#355:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Water is in purg, idk why.

Cat left me the head this morning, tried taking it when I snapped the pic yesterday but he wasn't having it. Not the first time hes left just the head of something laying around.

With my garden stuff, chickens and chicken feed outside, field mice happen. Outdoor cat usually takes care of it but they get in sometimes.

one of my parents cats when I was a kid got something and brought be a pile of entrails. They were still pulsating lol. Another time I caught a grasshopper and tried to feed it to her just to see if she'd eat it. She did and seemed to like it, so I caught like 20-30 more and she ate all of them >_>
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/23 9:08:58 PM
#356:


a-c-a-b posted...
Nice. That would be a nostalgia overload for me.

If you were to ask my high school self what the best bands ever were, Nofx, Pennywise and Less Than Jake would all be on the list.

Circle Jerks are great too but didn't get into them until a bit later on.

I think he's hinting that he wants you to go with him. Circle Jerks all included.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/23 9:26:48 PM
#357:


Stealing this from @dolomedes but when I played it my cat had this disgusted/confused look on his face like he couldn't figure out what the fuck they were trying to do.

https://youtu.be/XgIu2xcIJ6w

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a-c-a-b
04/25/23 9:40:39 PM
#358:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I think he's hinting that he wants you to go with him. Circle Jerks all included.
https://i.imgur.com/nWPa1Qc.jpg

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a-c-a-b
04/25/23 9:41:23 PM
#359:


Who needs to find reaction pics on the internet when you can just screenprint your own?

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/23 9:43:19 PM
#360:


You need to make a Drinking Topic screenprint.

Got beer tonight for the hells of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N36iuVCfUDU

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a-c-a-b
04/25/23 10:07:14 PM
#361:


I'd have to pay for that myself though.

That "Please Yield" sign was something I got paid to make.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:11:15 PM
#362:


fucking god damn it Celtics wtf at that bullshit lead blowing bullshit >:(
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/23 10:13:24 PM
#363:


I'm gonna get Pus n Boots to make up a drawing. I'll buy one if you make it. I'm not payin Canadian though. I pay in Pesos Amigo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eczE9pAEHo4

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FigureOfSpeech
04/25/23 10:15:45 PM
#364:


hey that's the beavis and butthead jerking off song!
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/25/23 10:18:08 PM
#365:


I know that's what I was thinking of I just had to look up the name of the song.

Back to the old regulars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9MV2mpVQQ

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Questionmarktarius
04/25/23 10:18:36 PM
#366:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
hey that's the beavis and butthead jerking off song!

Ain't you them kids that have been whackin' off in my tool shed?
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/26/23 8:58:21 PM
#367:


Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda were shocked to discover a potato growing inside a womans vagina.
According to Colombia Reports, the 22-year-old unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains. After medical staff discovered the potato, the woman explained her mother told her to insert it as a means of preventing pregnancy.
My mom told me that if I didnt want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her, the woman said.
After about two weeks of having the potato inside her body, the woman began to experience abdominal pains. The potato had germinated and grew roots inside the young woman.

@ankha ever see anything like that in the field?

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FigureOfSpeech
04/26/23 9:05:07 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda were shocked to discover a potato growing inside a womans vagina.
According to Colombia Reports, the 22-year-old unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains. After medical staff discovered the potato, the woman explained her mother told her to insert it as a means of preventing pregnancy.
My mom told me that if I didnt want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her, the woman said.
After about two weeks of having the potato inside her body, the woman began to experience abdominal pains. The potato had germinated and grew roots inside the young woman.

ankha ever see anything like that in the field?

this reminds me of a story a coworker told me about some TV show he watched that had a theme of people having to get medical attention for genital injuries.

On the episode in question, apparently some older hippie dude in California went out into the woods naked and got fucked up (wasn't specified on what) to meditate and "commune with nature" and a lizard crawled up his dickhole. He went to the ER after a few hours so they could get it out. When the doctors asked him why he let the lizard crawl all the way in, instead of, you know... trying to stop that from happening, his explanation was that it felt good at first.

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IfGodCouldDie
04/26/23 9:23:46 PM
#370:


I'm officially more than 24hrs without a cigarette

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/26/23 9:31:49 PM
#371:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'm officially more than 24hrs without a cigarette

*pokes you with a stick*

How bad is it? I'd fuckin SNAP.

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IfGodCouldDie
04/26/23 9:38:05 PM
#372:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
*pokes you with a stick*

How bad is it? I'd fuckin SNAP.
It hasn't been too bad because im using a vape, but last time I had officially quit for a year and a half I started out with nicorette sticks and had eventually just stopped using them as well so im hoping for the same outcome with the vape where I just eventually stop using it all together and stay nicotine free after that.

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IfGodCouldDie
04/26/23 9:43:23 PM
#374:


I hope so, I've been promising my kids ill quit their whole lives and I haven't broken a promise to them yet.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/26/23 9:43:27 PM
#375:


Ahhh you didn't realllllly quit you just went a notch down. Most people I know that trade down to Vapes go back to smoking.

I remember when I snapped my pelvis I couldn't do shit in El Paso because I was always literally stuck in a bed but the morphine took my mind off it.

The rehab place I went to after was a different story. Tried the gum and went through a pack in an hour only to find out it did nothing. My friend brought em to me and another old guy there had cartons of shitty cigarettes and we'd always go to breakfast before rehab at 7am. November at 7am i'm wheelin my ass outside to smoke didn't give a fuck. I even told the doctor "AY... consider it arm strength therapy i'm wheeling my ass outside to smoke SIT DOWN".

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IfGodCouldDie
04/26/23 9:46:04 PM
#376:


Thats fair, but like I said I've used an aid to get nicotine free before and I was nicotine free for about a year and a half until I started a job that had me in the passenger seat with a driver that smoked non stop, which is what got me back into smoking. I'm hoping the vape yields similar results and I can get nicotine free again because this time it will stick.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/26/23 9:49:42 PM
#377:


Hope it works out. I wish I never started this filthy shit but here I am. Maybe later this year i'll be in a less stress situation where I can maybe take a stab at it.

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IfGodCouldDie
04/26/23 9:54:35 PM
#378:


Thats always the worst part for me is being in a stressful situation makes it harder and everything always feels more stressful when quitting. It's a double edged sword.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/26/23 10:15:51 PM
#379:


Yeah this is not my year to be quittin anything. It's getting better though. I hope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGlo9LzmOME

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/26/23 11:47:35 PM
#380:


3-1 KRAKEN!!! COME ON!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o

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a-c-a-b
04/27/23 4:55:56 PM
#381:


Not quite as cool as the concert posters that Mabus designs, but if any of the Canadians here go to the post office in the future, there's a possibility that the sign in the window that displays the business hours will have been printed by me.

Not quite done yet. I still need to print white over everything except the clear rectangles or else it will look like shit when it goes up on the window.

https://i.imgur.com/crtaOia.jpg


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a-c-a-b
04/27/23 5:01:19 PM
#382:


That pic kinda makes the quality look shitty, but it looks great in person.

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IfGodCouldDie
04/27/23 6:26:43 PM
#383:


I'll make sure my wife knows it was you that made those signs. She is a Canada Post employee, letter carrier though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/23 6:51:15 PM
#384:


I want a Canada Post sign... I'd hang that fucker right up on my wall and it would make people ask some serious questions.

Time for the weekend and some Kentucky Bourbon! Technically I got an hour left on the clock but fuck it no one else is working but me so what could go wrong eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czuc4q4axqU

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Questionmarktarius
04/28/23 7:58:58 PM
#385:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/1/AAEhCpAAEbVx.jpg

it tastes like I don't know
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/23 8:00:03 PM
#386:


Never heard of it but if that whole bottle can get ya some drunk crack that fucker open and lets get her goin.

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a-c-a-b
04/28/23 8:01:29 PM
#387:


Just having some beers right now but I'm probably gonna make a few vodka drinks in a bit.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/23 8:04:59 PM
#388:


ACAB you don't subscribe to the "liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor makes ya sicker" theory?

I personally think it's horseshit. I've had nothing but liquor in one night and wasn't in the clear the next day at all. I think smart ass shit heads think if something rhymes it's true.

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a-c-a-b
04/28/23 8:10:54 PM
#389:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ACAB you don't subscribe to the "liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor makes ya sicker" theory?


I haven't heard that saying in years. But no, I don't pay attention to it. I just drink whatever I feel like in whatever order I feel like.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/28/23 8:24:54 PM
#390:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ACAB you don't subscribe to the "liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor makes ya sicker" theory?

I personally think it's horseshit. I've had nothing but liquor in one night and wasn't in the clear the next day at all. I think smart ass shit heads think if something rhymes it's true.

yeah that's all nonsense. For me, the only things that matter are how much I drink overall and how quickly I drink. Type of alcohol and order of consumption if drinking different types don't ever mean shit.
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/23 8:32:39 PM
#391:


I guess in a way it's true but again that's for shitheads. They slam beers all night then switch to shots not realizing the alcohol content just went through the roof on em and boom, room spinning and they turn into a puke sprinkler.

The only reason I drink liquor before beer is when it's a night where im finishing a bottle but I have beer still so i'll switch to those to keep the drunk level there.

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a-c-a-b
04/28/23 9:33:09 PM
#392:


I figured that shit mostly applies to people who binge drink. I'm an alcoholic, not a binge drinker.

https://youtu.be/0CFAVGxbbRU

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Scorsese2002
04/28/23 9:47:44 PM
#393:


Home from work a little bit ago, pre gaming before the bar..need it after this week

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/23 9:48:51 PM
#394:


LET'S GO KRAKKKKKENNnnnnnnnnnn

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FigureOfSpeech
04/28/23 10:19:52 PM
#396:


I was angry at myself when I missed the Bruins' go ahead goal while I was putting my newly purchased liquor away.

Then I was angry at the Bruins for everything that happened after that ._.
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MabusIncarnate
04/28/23 10:29:09 PM
#397:


a-c-a-b posted...
Not quite as cool as the concert posters that Mabus designs, but if any of the Canadians here go to the post office in the future, there's a possibility that the sign in the window that displays the business hours will have been printed by me.

Not quite done yet. I still need to print white over everything except the clear rectangles or else it will look like shit when it goes up on the window.

https://i.imgur.com/crtaOia.jpg
Right on man, you enjoying this job more? I bet working in a print shop with paper and ink is better than wood and sawdust all day, I kinda like the smell of factory ink.

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Kamil
04/28/23 10:29:39 PM
#398:


I'm not drinking, you are drinking!!!!

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Scorsese2002
04/28/23 10:30:32 PM
#399:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/3/AACM8MAAEbZF.jpg

Home

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MabusIncarnate
04/28/23 10:34:50 PM
#400:


Ayy is that Sheep Dog the peanut butter stuff?

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IfGodCouldDie
04/28/23 10:40:29 PM
#401:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ACAB you don't subscribe to the "liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor makes ya sicker" theory?
I always heard it as "Liquor before beer have no fear, beer before liquor get drunk quicker"

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/23 10:51:36 PM
#402:


That would be new to me... Either way it's all horse shit.

1-0 Kraken commmeee onnnn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rD-0tlGGPo

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