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TopicI have no good qualities or talents. Ask me anything.
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 11:26:52 PM
#14
Sexypwnstar posted...
I agree with the topic title

*gives you and TC a hug*
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 10:50:29 PM
#232
BlazinBlue88 posted...
100%ing Blast Corps is impressive as hell. Congrats dude.

thanks :)

for years, I had just 2 levels left to platinum that always elluded me. They required literal perfect runs and the player's chances to manipulate the AI into making that happen require split-second precision. They had a... common theme to them. I bet you can guess which ones I'm talking about? >_>

Now I kinda wish I had held onto my N64 and memory card. I wonder if they would've been worth something for that lol

as for main stages, I think the volcano one was the last one I finally got, and that was less about time and more about wonky camera and hitbox shit. Those other 2 were just brutally full on "no margin for error and it's gonna take you hundreds of tries to even know what constitutes errors"

I got an N64 pretty much when it first came out and I was in middle or high school at the time. Blast Corps was one of the first games I got. I 100%ed it in my mid to late 20s. I could never give up though. It was too fun.
Topic$1 billion, but you must spend 1 year in jail with Chris Pratt as a cell mate.
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 10:15:17 PM
#5
I would probably just pretend to be a velociraptor most of the time just to fuck with him
TopicTucker Carlson officially leaving Fox News
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 10:12:35 PM
#183
bknight posted...
The Late Late Show is firing James Corden, imagine the ratings if Tucker took over. Also James Corden going to Fox would be awesome.

moist critical would have a fucking field day with that
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 10:08:00 PM
#229
Harpie posted...
Goddamn you're dedicated. The only game I've ever 100% is mario kart..

I don't generally try to 100% anything but one game I did manage to 100% was Blast Corps, and that one had layers on layers of completition tasks that would unlock harder ones. I didn't get 100% until like a decade after I first got the game, and I never fully put it down, I just kinda played intermittantly for years. It has this "badge" system where you get new titles as you progress. The final title, which requires 100%ing is literally called "You Can Stop Now"
TopicTucker Carlson officially leaving Fox News
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 9:57:58 PM
#181
Dragon56 posted...
Sources say he is going to go full left-wing now and expose the republican party

I'll believe it when I see it
TopicYou see a group of 4 white dudes walking past you on the street
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 7:55:10 PM
#4
ironman2009 posted...
I'll down nod and carry on. But I do that for any dudes.

this, only I do it for everyone, not just dudes.
TopicHave you ever shat where you ate at
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 7:40:01 PM
#8
There were opportunities. I didn't go for any of them. There were 2 in particular who were coming onto me pretty hard. I wasn't really into either of them. One of them was really chill though so just casually hung out a few times. She was a college student and left at the end of the semester and didn't end up coming back. The other one had some red flags so I was hesitant. It was the right call. She ended up moving on to another coworker like days later. They fucked. She took dick pics of him when he was asleep and without his consent and was showing all of the other female employees and bragging and they didn't respond the way she was expecting. She quit soon after.
Topicthe truth about chill02
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 7:31:47 PM
#31
I don't remember mipond having anything to do with that. I remember the catfishing stuff though.

Does no one else remember anything about gwwak? I could have sworn he was bragging about being the leaker and that the purpose was because he likes watching drama and that's why he was there in the first place (or here or anywhere)
TopicDid Trevor Noah create any stars as the host of The Daily Show?
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 7:23:55 PM
#12
Cuticrusader09 posted...
You cant forget John Oliver. His show is the one winning the Emmys that the Daily Show used to under Stewart.

yeah that's right. I think he started right around when I stopped watching regularly, but I do remember him on it. I'm pretty sure I read that Kristen Schall(sp?) got her start there too but that would have been later on.
TopicDid Trevor Noah create any stars as the host of The Daily Show?
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 7:14:50 PM
#7
Tyranthraxus posted...
Was it really Jon Stewart doing that? Weren't a lot of his guests from SNL?

Some of them started on SNL. The only one I remember as a cast member of SNL and correspondent on TDS was Nancy Walls. I don't really know what she's done since then but I know she married Steve Carrell.

I think it was mostly Stewart. Before he hosted, Craig Kilborn did and he only had 4 correspondents the entire time he was there iirc. Only one of them became very successful, and that one was the only 1 of those 4 to stay on when Stewart took over. That would be Colbert. I didn't really watch it toward the end of the Stewart years, but a lot of the earlier correspondents became highly successful afterward (Ed Helms, Carrell, Rob Riggle, Rob Cordrey, just off the top of my head).
Topicthe truth about chill02
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 7:07:58 PM
#25
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Nah we never figured out 100% who it was but best bet was on mipond. She had been a catfish on multiple accounts over the years. Some 50 something year old woman impersonating a young girl and just causing a bunch of drama on each account.

never figured it out? Didn't gwwak admit to it (his DragonGirlYuki alt that he later closed)?

Also funny story about that board, I got kicked off the first time when I made a post parodying hoth/Hey and the impression was so accurate that people got paranoid and legit thought I was him >_>. I explained the situation and was re-invited. I thought the whole thing was amusing
TopicTucker Carlson officially leaving Fox News
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 7:00:02 PM
#170
GranolaPanic posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/9/AADm-IAAEabT.jpg

I was hoping you had posted this here to :D
TopicDo you have a Discord Kitten?
FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 6:56:53 PM
#22
I don't even know what nitro is

also lol at that copypasta

TopicSo Rihanna WAS pregnant
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 2:10:08 AM
#30
Zikten posted...
Nobody sees a problem with her going up so high? I suspected she was pregnant when I watched hing it. And then confirmed it later. But I felt then that she shouldn't have done that stunt. It's not about pregnant women not working. She should have stayed on the ground. That was a scary stunt she did.

they were all clipped onto/tethered to their platforms
TopicSo Rihanna WAS pregnant
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 2:08:59 AM
#29
yeah no shit. I could tell the second the camera was on her. Also,

AldousIsDead posted...
3.) Who fuckin cares?

TopicCan your PC run "Dead Island 2" @ ultra settings?
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 2:05:09 AM
#6
I meet the requirements except maybe the GEforce card. I think I only have the recommended one.

actually nevermind. I think I'm closer to minimum in general. I didn't read the whole thing and I don't know a lot about specs
TopicMatt Walsh apparently wrote a book lambasting modern Christianity.
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 2:02:58 AM
#22
AldousIsDead posted...
And furthermore people who should be able to tell us real facts about the man like Paul are completely silent about him. Then we get forgeries in Paul's name after the gospels are written that are basically "nuh-uh, we didn't make him up" which is interesting because even back then when there should be at least a couple of guys who knew a guy who knew Jesus still alive there were people saying he was fictional.

a lot of his origin story stuff is stolen from all kinds of older mythologies as well
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 1:43:01 AM
#341
ah okay lol.

I was playing diablo 3. I wanted to fast-level a new character for the season and the new season is on steroids so you can do that really fast. Usually it takes me 3-4 days to fully level a new seasonal character. Since this one was an alt basically, I had money and gems and crafting shit and higher level gear, but thanks to season shit all gear is level 1 (plus crazy season-gimmick buffs are across all characters) so I could equip anything ever. I got to level 70 in under 2 hours and half that time was fucking around with skills and gear and taking a shower. Then I forgot why I even decided to do that, so it was either pointless or maybe I'll remember why I had the idea in the first place, but maybe not. Either way fuck it.
TopicMatt Walsh apparently wrote a book lambasting modern Christianity.
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 1:35:08 AM
#16
MICHALECOLE posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/4/AAFeIUAAEaKW.jpg

MICHALECOLE posted...
I remember him from parks and Rec and John Benjamin has a van and a bunch of other stuff

and Upright Citizens Brigade :D

He was great in that. He was also a background character in Old School and a major character in some tornado-based disaster movie. He was the lead storm chaser. He got killed off at the end but he had a fucking epic death and it was VERY worthy of his character.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 1:29:28 AM
#339
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Smack
Today at 10:59 PM
Can we behead Johnny

Take a shot at him now mods. Heheheh Discord > Gamefucks.

is this some kind of interesting thing that's gonna happen? Also, time zone shit so I'm confused when and I where I gotta be if interesting shit is happening?
TopicNYC govt employee threatened to shoot people who complained about water bill
FigureOfSpeech
04/23/23 1:25:32 AM
#15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kId5v1imT3Y
TopicI can't beat the Jane Goodall AI on chess
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 10:20:20 PM
#7
bishops kinda look like dicks a bit tbh. Maybe using them primarily would give an advantage?
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 10:16:16 PM
#199
Harpie posted...
Also, pick ur poison ce. For the next ~150 confessions, either:

1) I post them all as is with no response from me (unless directly asking me a question)

or

2) I get call on a volunteer to help me respond to confessions again (theyll work from the newest
> oldest and I go from oldest > newest

I thought it was fine with AirFresh handling some. Did he stop because people were giving backlash? If so, that's lame :( and I think he should start again.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 10:09:31 PM
#310
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't know if I can see either one opening for Tool but Incubus still makes more sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ

That was their best song live imo. There was a massive screen at the back of the stage and they had all kinds of crazy visuals for each song. I remember that one in particular because there were all these like... fuckin undead worm-centipede things all crawling all over each other and it was like split and mirrored kaliedascope-style.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 9:45:34 PM
#306
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How the fuck did they open for Tool???

they weren't that well known at the time

Crawling in the Dark or whatever it's called was the only song by them I knew.

Actually wait a minute. I might be getting 2 concerts mixed up. They were around the same time. May have been Incubus. I think it was actually. The opener for the other one was Meshugga and that would make more sense for Tool, so yeah, I think I mixed them up.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 9:32:25 PM
#303
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Remember Hoobastank? They got a free concert comin up here i'm still like meh

I saw them live once. They were actually the openers (Tool was the main event). that was one of my first concerts actually.
TopicFull_Pokedex is SUSPENDED!!!!
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 8:16:20 PM
#51
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


well done! :D
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 8:14:00 PM
#454
donald trump's ghost throwing donald trump's dinner at donald trump who is having a meltdown because he can't find his ghost... and there are spiders literally everywhere for some reason
TopicIs Final Fantasy VI supposed to be easy?
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 8:03:01 PM
#16
I got stuck on that first mountain area for a long time the first time I played. I couldn't get past the boss, because I was a dumbass and didn't read the instructions properly for Sabin's skills. I thought I was supposed to do the button combo as he was trying to use the skill, meaning I wasn't inputting anything and was failing. Otherwise, I mostly found the game quite easy but I also grinded a ton.
TopicThe topic you selected is no longer available
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 7:43:39 PM
#4
Akagami_Shanks posted...
Lol

Vegy posted...
Lol

TopicLost $1000 playing poker tonight. Yuck.
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 3:14:35 AM
#6
whitelytning posted...
Value from flush and straight draws and fold equity against weak queens in his range. AQ and KQ and QT are a big part of his range but I thought I turn bet would fold out all other Qs and pocket pairs. Maybe I should have checked. I dont know.

If you lost that quickly but the numbers were in your favor, that means you had bad reads and you were too readable too.

oh nice glad you're getting some back.
TopicShe lied about her age and he is now a sex offender(Fair or unfair?)
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 2:26:56 AM
#145
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I remember when he was full on donald
TopicIt's amazing how semen could replenish itself everyday
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 2:22:31 AM
#7
Poorly posted...
Not to

TopicSMFH! Mom and Dad bank large woman on the bus over their daugther!
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 2:18:22 AM
#25
Trickfinger posted...
Lol so what would you guys have done as the dad/boyfriend?

Made a withdrawl... or transfer?... O_O
TopicYou can't spell "lmao" without "mao"
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 1:19:42 AM
#9
ChrisReeve posted...
https://youtu.be/72tiPR12fLA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

(contextually very bad, but relevant)
TopicYou can't spell "lmao" without "mao"
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 12:29:53 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
TopicNew Jersey PIT BULL kills...
FigureOfSpeech
04/22/23 12:20:54 AM
#13
deoxxys posted...
Of course he's an irresponsible sitter. He was told the dog was aggressive and not to keep it with others and he did anyways. Then he put shock collars on the dogs without owner consent.

sounds like the dog should have not been around any living beings that weren't the owner.
TopicHelp me expand my reactions folder.
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 11:20:27 PM
#383
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAOL8-AAEZ_h.jpg
TopicWhat are your thoughts on the "Herman Cain Award"
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 10:37:38 PM
#44
meralonne posted...
Conversely, many people find a sense of poetic justice in watching someone who acts morally superior and downplays the severity of a potentially deadly virus (which resulted in the unnecessary deaths of thousands of innocent people, btw) becoming a victim of their own propaganda.

Acknowledging this and pointing out how much of an asshole the guy was =/= "celebrating".

this, only *millions, not thousands
TopicSex House
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 10:33:11 PM
#4
I remember that from the topic title alone
TopicNew Jersey PIT BULL kills...
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 9:40:48 PM
#9
deoxxys posted...
Damn imagine getting a babysitter for your dog and then you daug gets killed while in care.

imagine being expected to die from getting between 2 pit bulls trying to kill each other

edit: jeez and he actually did try to break it up and got fucked up himself.

are you glad this guy was charged?
TopicMan shoots PIT BULL for mauling his dog, gets shot by cop
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 9:31:19 PM
#8
Payzmaykr posted...
I love that picture
I saved it

Ricemills posted...
Sounds like an accident, but it only highlights the cop's incompetency.


I agree. Just based on the picture, the cop was being equally threatened by the pitbulls and was trying to get the situation under control. Shitty situation all around but I don't think the cop did anything wrong here. It was an accident and the tension of it all... it doesn't seem like it was a situation where the cop could just easily and calmly secure the weapon. Imo, the 2 humans did nothing wrong. The 2 pitbulls are to blame.
TopicSMFH! Mom and Dad bank large woman on the bus over their daugther!
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 9:09:48 PM
#21
Giant_Aspirin posted...
what does "bank" mean in this context? im old and not up to date on the slang you hip young people use

It means that they deposited the woman into some variety of financial account, but it's also possible that they could have obtained her as currency, valuable goods, crypto or any other asset of legal monetary value.
TopicHello
FigureOfSpeech
04/21/23 8:47:52 PM
#8
WBC_Injury posted...
You're going to get suspended for this.

what if he had said "farty faces?"
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