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Topic | im 36 and sit down to pee...does anyone else do this? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 11:23:08 PM #27 | I'm 40 and you sound twice my age edit: but hey have you had any fun poker games lately? I'll probably play later tonight. |
Topic | Pas5wordFAQ is suspended |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 11:09:32 PM #18 | Turbam posted... Literally who? |
Topic | Jennywentnorth8 is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 11:09:06 PM #24 | I think going north was the right call. She must have done some other shit in the process. |
Topic | CE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 9:42:18 PM #96 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... Why is someone asking you what my spirit animal is? and why wasn't it Walter? |
Topic | What's the best cheap vodka? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 6:35:48 PM #31 | mine's called Rubinoff. It's pretty local, based out of my state, cheaper than Popov. I only buy flavored ones. They're like $13 for 1.75L |
Topic | CE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 6:25:48 PM #93 | Harpie posted... Exactly. I love kids, but in small doses. Im a great babysitter and aunt but if I were to have a kid 24/7 Id be a bad mom Don't care that I'm revealing myself as a CONFESSOR publicly lol but yeah. I like being the kinda weird eccentric but cool uncle, but that's where it stops. They all make it clear that they're fucking weird too lol (2 older nieces frequently make it point to label themselves as weird and at one point one of them called me weird at the same gathering she called herself weird and I was like "oh yeah? You called yourself weird like not even an hour ago >_>" and she was like "... true >_>") Last time I saw them, they went for a walk and were gone for like hours (minus the youngest one) and my parents got concerned, but my stepsisters and their SOs had phone tracker things and they stayed in the general area so no panic happened but it was kind of neat to see how technology has changed so much. Like 30 years ago it would have been "OMG THE KIDS HAVE BEEN GONE FOR 3 HOURS WHERE ARE THEY?!?!" and now it's like "It's been 3 hours... but looks like they're at some semi-close convenience store and heading back now. All good." It was kinda funny because we started eating without them and when they were walking along a nearby street to get back, I went out and yelled "Hurry up! We're already eating and there's only 1 food left!" but they were too far away to hear me :(. I felt like that was a really good stupid dad joke and it was wasted because I was too slow on the draw lol |
Topic | Federal Reserve expects banking crisis to cause a recession later this year. |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 2:45:24 AM #21 | user isn't... fuckin whatever man |
Topic | Knocked Loose turned it up at Coachella |
FigureOfSpeech 04/17/23 12:44:15 AM #3 | my brother got to go all expenses paid to Coachell a few years ago. Lucky bastard lol... but then his bosses gof fucked on tax evasion shit... like... serious stuff. My brother had no idea and he's lucky he didn't get swept up into it tbh. |
Topic | tehzeldafanboy is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 11:45:40 PM #2 | oh farts |
Topic | CE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 9:28:57 PM #61 | hexa posted... I like Final Fantasy 9 for its old-school, turn-based charm, but I am an adult old geezer, and Final Fantasy 9 ends up childish for me. No adult storylines yeah my main issue was the characters. The few main ones were fine. Quina was fucking ridiculous but I loved the meme-worthiness with their asinine actions. Eiko was like what 6? How is a little kid gonna be fighting massive deadly monsters instead of fucking pissing her pants and hiding? And the dude with the red hair? I barely remember him. |
Topic | Crimsoness is WARNED!! |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 9:07:08 PM #27 | oh shit looks like pikachu used Thundersmash |
Topic | Hype AF JRPG Battle music |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 7:21:56 PM #30 | gasgpmo posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFR3TM_iP_I nice! I see that and raise you this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUIChwIUBBc this too I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLWODOpJsfY |
Topic | CE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 7:16:57 PM #34 | Harpie posted... I was about to write a whole ass paragraph warning others that eating TP is not the way, but after you said you get the unbleached hipster kind I have changed my tune. I support you and your endeavors, have a nice day. that confession was bizarre and gave me a bit of existential crisis. If you EAT toilet paper and then shit it out, does it operate like toilet paper and like... wipe in the process? Like, how does that work? And South Park's Japanese Toilet episode a few weeks ago kinda makes it even more confusing because they had a point there... |
Topic | CE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 7:09:43 PM #23 | DrizztLink posted... Only if a six-pack T shirt is under it. I'm a bit on the heavyset side but I have decently strong abs and one time a coworker just punched me in the stomach out of the blue and I didn't even react and he was like "holy shit." It was kind of a sucker punch too. |
Topic | Current favorite Youtube channel? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 7:02:37 PM #15 | even though they're both on a bit of hiatus at the moment, ERB (Epic Rap Battles of History) and Dead Meat |
Topic | Hype AF JRPG Battle music |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 7:01:22 PM #24 | Smiffwilm posted... Well there goes the next one I was going to post lol. lol I have a real soft spot for boss tracks that are upbeat like that |
Topic | CE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:59:57 PM #14 | tag |
Topic | Hype AF JRPG Battle music |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:56:21 PM #20 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHM-7qMiDs |
Topic | Charles Bronson's parole is DENIED! |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:44:22 PM #6 | a-c-a-b posted... I've seen the movie based on that guy. It was pretty good. I've seen a user on gamefaqs based on that guy. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.11.user=charlesbronson oh... welp \_()_/ |
Topic | Hype AF JRPG Battle music |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:42:24 PM #17 | Trumble posted... Say what you want about most of this game, but this boss music is one of the greatest of all time IMO. I agree. The story was an asinine shit show. The characters were annoying (though I actually kinda like Squall and Rinoa >_>), but the music is fantastic and I actually really liked the junction system... granted I kinda broke the game with it but I feel like the game was meant to be broken with it. imo FF6-8 were a golden age for boss music in the series. |
Topic | Hell day at work I balmme vegy |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:32:15 PM #10 | Harpie posted... what he do shit just got real as fuck |
Topic | Grocery stores should be forced to put woke labels on woke products |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:28:07 PM #4 | no one even knows what "woke" is though |
Topic | George RR Martin is convinced he will finish Winds of Winter and the sequel |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:08:58 PM #15 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLOMqb1ghOw |
Topic | Hell day at work I balmme vegy |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 6:04:38 PM #6 | AirFresh posted... Fuck |
Topic | the perfect girl but she gets INSANELY sweaty during intercourse |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:45:23 PM #13 | No_U_L7 posted... ive actually never seen a 3 stooges act... wtf. you're like not even gen Z though |
Topic | the perfect girl but she gets INSANELY sweaty during intercourse |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:43:40 PM #8 | No_U_L7 posted... it's gonna be like a 3 stooges skit where you're trying to bang but just keep slipping and falling off each other/the bed I remember a 3 stooges skit where a woman is trying to fuck Shemp and she thinks he's her cousin and he has no idea what's going on and then she accuses him of impersonating her cousin and acts like he was trying to assault her and beats him up |
Topic | Averagejoel is WARNED. Again. |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:39:38 PM #30 | DrizztLink posted... I got a pretty decent idea for the nonprofit I'm with out of it, actually called the board president to discuss it a little bit ago. oh shit nice! |
Topic | Averagejoel is WARNED. Again. |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:38:58 PM #29 | VeggetaX posted... What I mean was... the offer for a hug is still on the table just fyi |
Topic | What does a conductor even do? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:37:56 PM #18 | probably conducts a bunch of shit imo |
Topic | Averagejoel is WARNED. Again. |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:35:42 PM #25 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I dunno. I mean I made a few posts but I was just beign sassy to Flauros and then I offered VeggetaX a hug when he was feeling left out. I didn't really have anything to say beyond that. |
Topic | Anyone else wonder what its like to try da D at least once before you die? |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:33:12 PM #8 | I don't even know what "da D" is, Vegy, can you explain what dat means so dat I can properly understand da question? |
Topic | Averagejoel is WARNED. Again. |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:31:09 PM #20 | Error locked the gunpla topic |
Topic | I will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3 |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:27:52 PM #349 | nice! next one... donald trump as a large caterpillar infected with a cordyceps parasitic fungus trying to eat his own face. |
Topic | Remandramdoll is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:23:39 PM #250 | VeggetaX posted... What about me? The mods bullies me too. Feel sorry for me too! *offers you a hug if you want it* |
Topic | Remandramdoll is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:22:08 PM #244 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] he also compared the idea of "allowing prison inmates to not die from heat stroke in hot, humid climates by having basic humane conditions" to "giving inmates PS5s" |
Topic | Averagejoel is WARNED. Again. |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 5:15:30 PM #17 | seems like gunpla's alt is doing collateral damage on both sides |
Topic | What a catchy and upbeat anime OP |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 12:19:46 PM #6 | the show was a mess and the main plot point made no fucking sense whatsoever, but the opening track is incredible imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APgbr7c3sYI |
Topic | Remandramdoll is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 12:09:56 PM #43 | Flauros posted... You dont wanna start with me. I got all day and we can go back to that same well that we always do. And just like always, you will just go on a rambling tangent about nothing thinking that you "won" something oh come on. I'm just being sassy. I have all day too lol. I can't really keep track of everyone fairly to be honest. Those couple of problematic people are disracting (clarifying, those few people on the discord who were talking shit recently). But like I said, fair enough. Etna got banned. MattcheteGuy got banned. They were what they were but we both took those hits. |
Topic | Your reaction: You catch a thief in your home but then they save your life. |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 12:03:48 PM #2 | my apartment is small. If I'm playing video games, I have a direct line of sight into my kitchen and to my door, so I'm watching this all play out. I think I'd want to just go to bed after it all was done. |
Topic | Qui-Gon was impressed with how much mitochondria Anakin had |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 12:00:27 PM #10 | I knew a dude on another board who had an alt called "Mitochondriagon" |
Topic | Remandramdoll is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 11:58:38 AM #34 | Kloe_Rinz posted... I don't know if she was modded for it but she did say that "rape by deception" is not actually rape hmm well that's bad Flauros posted... Whats that MattcheteGuy? Fair enough, but that's a battle you're not gonna win |
Topic | Remandramdoll is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 11:51:08 AM #27 | Priere posted... You should close your account to stand in solidarity with your bestie. tell that to Etna |
Topic | I will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3 |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 11:09:14 AM #336 | lmao |
Topic | Remandramdoll is SUSPENDED |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 10:39:24 AM #13 | Crimson_Corsair posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/6/AALe5FAAEY0I.png did she actually do something moddable though? |
Topic | Cat jumps from the 5th floor |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 10:37:21 AM #2 | cat are weird like that. There's an actual formula for it. They have to fall a certain distance to be totally fine. Anything less or more and they could die or injured, but within the right distance, they're okay. |
Topic | I will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3 |
FigureOfSpeech 04/16/23 10:30:32 AM #332 | hoooooooly shit wtf those trampoline ones are fucking bananas lmao |
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