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Topicim 36 and sit down to pee...does anyone else do this?
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 11:23:08 PM
#27
I'm 40 and you sound twice my age

edit: but hey have you had any fun poker games lately? I'll probably play later tonight.
TopicPas5wordFAQ is suspended
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 11:09:32 PM
#18
Turbam posted...
Literally who?

TopicJennywentnorth8 is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 11:09:06 PM
#24
I think going north was the right call. She must have done some other shit in the process.
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 9:42:18 PM
#96
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why is someone asking you what my spirit animal is?

and why wasn't it Walter?
TopicWhat's the best cheap vodka?
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 6:35:48 PM
#31
mine's called Rubinoff. It's pretty local, based out of my state, cheaper than Popov. I only buy flavored ones. They're like $13 for 1.75L
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 6:25:48 PM
#93
Harpie posted...
Exactly. I love kids, but in small doses. Im a great babysitter and aunt but if I were to have a kid 24/7 Id be a bad mom

You get it



Don't care that I'm revealing myself as a CONFESSOR publicly lol but yeah. I like being the kinda weird eccentric but cool uncle, but that's where it stops. They all make it clear that they're fucking weird too lol (2 older nieces frequently make it point to label themselves as weird and at one point one of them called me weird at the same gathering she called herself weird and I was like "oh yeah? You called yourself weird like not even an hour ago >_>" and she was like "... true >_>")

Last time I saw them, they went for a walk and were gone for like hours (minus the youngest one) and my parents got concerned, but my stepsisters and their SOs had phone tracker things and they stayed in the general area so no panic happened but it was kind of neat to see how technology has changed so much. Like 30 years ago it would have been "OMG THE KIDS HAVE BEEN GONE FOR 3 HOURS WHERE ARE THEY?!?!" and now it's like "It's been 3 hours... but looks like they're at some semi-close convenience store and heading back now. All good." It was kinda funny because we started eating without them and when they were walking along a nearby street to get back, I went out and yelled "Hurry up! We're already eating and there's only 1 food left!" but they were too far away to hear me :(. I felt like that was a really good stupid dad joke and it was wasted because I was too slow on the draw lol
TopicFederal Reserve expects banking crisis to cause a recession later this year.
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 2:45:24 AM
#21
user isn't... fuckin whatever man
TopicKnocked Loose turned it up at Coachella
FigureOfSpeech
04/17/23 12:44:15 AM
#3
my brother got to go all expenses paid to Coachell a few years ago. Lucky bastard lol... but then his bosses gof fucked on tax evasion shit... like... serious stuff. My brother had no idea and he's lucky he didn't get swept up into it tbh.
Topictehzeldafanboy is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 11:45:40 PM
#2
oh farts
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 9:28:57 PM
#61
hexa posted...
I like Final Fantasy 9 for its old-school, turn-based charm, but I am an adult old geezer, and Final Fantasy 9 ends up childish for me. No adult storylines

yeah my main issue was the characters. The few main ones were fine. Quina was fucking ridiculous but I loved the meme-worthiness with their asinine actions. Eiko was like what 6? How is a little kid gonna be fighting massive deadly monsters instead of fucking pissing her pants and hiding? And the dude with the red hair? I barely remember him.
TopicCrimsoness is WARNED!!
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 9:07:08 PM
#27
oh shit looks like pikachu used Thundersmash
TopicHype AF JRPG Battle music
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 7:21:56 PM
#30
gasgpmo posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFR3TM_iP_I

nice! I see that and raise you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUIChwIUBBc

this too I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLWODOpJsfY
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 7:16:57 PM
#34
Harpie posted...
I was about to write a whole ass paragraph warning others that eating TP is not the way, but after you said you get the unbleached hipster kind I have changed my tune. I support you and your endeavors, have a nice day.

that confession was bizarre and gave me a bit of existential crisis. If you EAT toilet paper and then shit it out, does it operate like toilet paper and like... wipe in the process? Like, how does that work? And South Park's Japanese Toilet episode a few weeks ago kinda makes it even more confusing because they had a point there...
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 7:09:43 PM
#23
DrizztLink posted...
Only if a six-pack T shirt is under it.

Then when they dramatically rip away the apron they'll assume they reached skin and be all "oh nvm you're still shredded"

I'm a bit on the heavyset side but I have decently strong abs and one time a coworker just punched me in the stomach out of the blue and I didn't even react and he was like "holy shit." It was kind of a sucker punch too.
TopicCurrent favorite Youtube channel?
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 7:02:37 PM
#15
even though they're both on a bit of hiatus at the moment, ERB (Epic Rap Battles of History) and Dead Meat
TopicHype AF JRPG Battle music
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 7:01:22 PM
#24
Smiffwilm posted...
Well there goes the next one I was going to post lol.

lol

I have a real soft spot for boss tracks that are upbeat like that
TopicCE Confessionary - Is Your Body Ready?
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:59:57 PM
#14
tag
TopicHype AF JRPG Battle music
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:56:21 PM
#20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHM-7qMiDs
TopicCharles Bronson's parole is DENIED!
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:44:22 PM
#6
a-c-a-b posted...
I've seen the movie based on that guy. It was pretty good.

I've seen a user on gamefaqs based on that guy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.11.user=charlesbronson

oh... welp \_()_/
TopicHype AF JRPG Battle music
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:42:24 PM
#17
Trumble posted...
Say what you want about most of this game, but this boss music is one of the greatest of all time IMO.

I agree. The story was an asinine shit show. The characters were annoying (though I actually kinda like Squall and Rinoa >_>), but the music is fantastic and I actually really liked the junction system... granted I kinda broke the game with it but I feel like the game was meant to be broken with it.

imo FF6-8 were a golden age for boss music in the series.
TopicHell day at work I balmme vegy
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:32:15 PM
#10
Harpie posted...
what he do

I'll give him a stern talkin to

shit just got real as fuck
TopicGrocery stores should be forced to put woke labels on woke products
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:28:07 PM
#4
no one even knows what "woke" is though
TopicGeorge RR Martin is convinced he will finish Winds of Winter and the sequel
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:08:58 PM
#15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLOMqb1ghOw
TopicHell day at work I balmme vegy
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 6:04:38 PM
#6
AirFresh posted...
Fuck

Topicthe perfect girl but she gets INSANELY sweaty during intercourse
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:45:23 PM
#13
No_U_L7 posted...
ive actually never seen a 3 stooges act...

wtf. you're like not even gen Z though
Topicthe perfect girl but she gets INSANELY sweaty during intercourse
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:43:40 PM
#8
No_U_L7 posted...
it's gonna be like a 3 stooges skit where you're trying to bang but just keep slipping and falling off each other/the bed

I remember a 3 stooges skit where a woman is trying to fuck Shemp and she thinks he's her cousin and he has no idea what's going on and then she accuses him of impersonating her cousin and acts like he was trying to assault her and beats him up
TopicAveragejoel is WARNED. Again.
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:39:38 PM
#30
DrizztLink posted...
I got a pretty decent idea for the nonprofit I'm with out of it, actually called the board president to discuss it a little bit ago.

oh shit nice!
TopicAveragejoel is WARNED. Again.
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:38:58 PM
#29
VeggetaX posted...
What I mean was...

the offer for a hug is still on the table just fyi
TopicWhat does a conductor even do?
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:37:56 PM
#18
probably conducts a bunch of shit imo
TopicAveragejoel is WARNED. Again.
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:35:42 PM
#25
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I dunno. I mean I made a few posts but I was just beign sassy to Flauros and then I offered VeggetaX a hug when he was feeling left out. I didn't really have anything to say beyond that.
TopicAnyone else wonder what its like to try da D at least once before you die?
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:33:12 PM
#8
I don't even know what "da D" is, Vegy, can you explain what dat means so dat I can properly understand da question?
TopicAveragejoel is WARNED. Again.
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:31:09 PM
#20
Error locked the gunpla topic
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:27:52 PM
#349
nice!

next one... donald trump as a large caterpillar infected with a cordyceps parasitic fungus trying to eat his own face.
TopicRemandramdoll is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:23:39 PM
#250
VeggetaX posted...
What about me? The mods bullies me too. Feel sorry for me too!

*offers you a hug if you want it*
TopicRemandramdoll is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:22:08 PM
#244
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


he also compared the idea of "allowing prison inmates to not die from heat stroke in hot, humid climates by having basic humane conditions" to "giving inmates PS5s"
TopicAveragejoel is WARNED. Again.
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 5:15:30 PM
#17
seems like gunpla's alt is doing collateral damage on both sides
TopicWhat a catchy and upbeat anime OP
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 12:19:46 PM
#6
the show was a mess and the main plot point made no fucking sense whatsoever, but the opening track is incredible imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APgbr7c3sYI
TopicRemandramdoll is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 12:09:56 PM
#43
Flauros posted...
You dont wanna start with me. I got all day and we can go back to that same well that we always do. And just like always, you will just go on a rambling tangent about nothing thinking that you "won" something

What happened to you wanting to "bury the hatchet" and i told you if you stopped your dumbass random attacks, i wouldnt come back at you with all the weird shit you do?

Here you go again.

oh come on. I'm just being sassy. I have all day too lol. I can't really keep track of everyone fairly to be honest. Those couple of problematic people are disracting (clarifying, those few people on the discord who were talking shit recently). But like I said, fair enough. Etna got banned. MattcheteGuy got banned. They were what they were but we both took those hits.
TopicYour reaction: You catch a thief in your home but then they save your life.
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 12:03:48 PM
#2
my apartment is small. If I'm playing video games, I have a direct line of sight into my kitchen and to my door, so I'm watching this all play out. I think I'd want to just go to bed after it all was done.
TopicQui-Gon was impressed with how much mitochondria Anakin had
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 12:00:27 PM
#10
I knew a dude on another board who had an alt called "Mitochondriagon"
TopicRemandramdoll is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 11:58:38 AM
#34
Kloe_Rinz posted...
I don't know if she was modded for it but she did say that "rape by deception" is not actually rape

hmm well that's bad

Flauros posted...
Whats that MattcheteGuy?

Fair enough, but that's a battle you're not gonna win
TopicRemandramdoll is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 11:51:08 AM
#27
Priere posted...
You should close your account to stand in solidarity with your bestie.

tell that to Etna
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 11:09:14 AM
#336
lmao
TopicRemandramdoll is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 10:39:24 AM
#13
Crimson_Corsair posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/6/AALe5FAAEY0I.png
LMAO!!!

did she actually do something moddable though?
TopicCat jumps from the 5th floor
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 10:37:21 AM
#2
cat are weird like that. There's an actual formula for it. They have to fall a certain distance to be totally fine. Anything less or more and they could die or injured, but within the right distance, they're okay.
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/16/23 10:30:32 AM
#332
hoooooooly shit wtf those trampoline ones are fucking bananas lmao
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