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I tried Smash the other day and could barely find one opponent half the time. Mario Kart 7 still reliably gets races with 4-8 people. There's always a guy in each race who finishes a lap ahead of everyone.

Smackems posted...

Do you live in the Vatican

A lot of people see it as cheating or degrading.

Everyone I dated was very anti-porn. I'd get in trouble for that.

My local bars are like a bad high school reunion.

New Rome, OH got dissolved for this.

I still got races on Mario Kart 7 with 4-8 people. There's always at least one guy who finishes a lap ahead of everybody though.
On Kid Icarus Uprising I still get 3 vs. 3 matches quickly.
On Smash Bros. 3DS it took me like 30 minutes just to get one opponent.

Last time I went some stranger asked me to borrow money.

They used a body double for Hayek.

A lot of people don't report crimes anymore. I had a friend who was stuck living in a cheap motel for awhile. One night a group of men kicked in his door, beat him up, and took his wallet. He checked out the next day and moved to another cheap motel. He never bothered reporting it because he felt like it was a waste of time.

I'm a Nextdoor moderator and you can imagine the things I see.

He doesn't keep it for a month. He was talking about when his car is in the shop or when he's on vacation.

I've heard teachers can get fired for being spotted in public drinking a beer or wearing a bikini on the beach. Anybody remember the Catherine Bosley scandal?

My cousin tells me he swears by it . He said its not pretty but you get a lot of miles and $19.95 a day. The bad, every one at work asks you nosey questions. So do your neighbors. Like So are you moving?

First-degree felony charges? In Ohio that's like homicides.

My parents are dead.

The only game my father ever liked was Blades of Steel on NES.

How many months does it take to reach 200k?

The sweat mixes in and makes it look way worse. It's like how a nosebleed looks way worse when you already have a runny nose.

Pro Wrestlers were calling sports fixed back when the Minnesota Twins won the World Series.

When I was in high school most families limited internet use during the school year anyway. I had friends who weren't even allowed to watch TV or play video games on school nights.

LSGW_Zephyra posted...

That is some nonsense.

The attendance policies were strict for suburban Ohio I guess. We also had mistakes with the excused absence list that led to teachers writing you up for "cutting class." Then you had a meeting with the Vice Principal trying to straighten that mess out before you got punished harshly.

I went to public school over 20 years ago. You had a passbook good for only 30 passes each semester. You only had like 5 minutes to go. We also got detentions if you were ever tardy to class. There were only 4 minutes between class periods too.

ghettoraider81 posted...

If you watch the BBT episode close, when the cop say they dont have jurisdiction in Pandora his mouth does not match the words.

Im guessing they had to change it for one reason or another.

It's like that early TMNT episode where Shredder accidentally says the same line 3 times in 2 minutes.

AlephZero posted...

stay strapped

An armed off-duty cop was killed in Cleveland when he was carjacked.

I think the cat only did well because he sounded like Owen Wilson.

All I can say after watching that episode is if you have a job interview and the person asks "how do you spend your free time?" don't say video games. I have been crapped on by co-workers and people I've dated for still playing them at my age.

GT had too many bizarre storylines like the Baby building Dr. Myuu to build Baby

I've had two people recently I haven't seen in 10-20 years ask me for money too.

I have a friend who got all his appliances and electronics taken by his ex-g/f and her adult son after they got kicked out. The cops said it was a civil matter. He like had no fridge or stove or laundry for months until he could afford to replace them. He's lucky they were too lazy to take the hot water tank.

I was watching this cat with 200,000 subscribers. It's owner had a video of them opening fan mail. People were actually sticking $100 bills in snail mail to a cat.

I was with a 47-year-old when I was 33.

Does AITA still have it's weekly fake mother-in-law story? Another common story theme there was people freaking out about someone being braless in their own home.

divot1338 posted...

Yeah they call that stealing time. They fire you for it which is where this seems headed.

The woman seems to have everyone else doing her work for her, comes in late, and is generally unprofessional.

Hers would not be a difficult position to fill.

That's why everyone has those fingerprint time clocks now. You just hope your employer didn't buy the cheapo ones that don't work correctly when it's cold outside.

Dakimakura posted...

Is there not a night auditor?

They are usually given all the busy work overnight because their job is so easy.

I've done that job. There were plenty of difficult nights where things went wrong. I didn't have to set-up breakfast though. I had a decent management company. That's usually a sign of a cheap owner when they put stuff like breakfast, laundry, etc. onto front desk.

A lot of homeless people rely on gyms for showering and shaving.

Overwatch suspensions are done by report algorithms at this point. If people report you enough.

I like the fake Reddit stories that get stolen by crappy news Sites. They usually end up on the MSN or Fox News feeds. They end up with 500 comment flame wars involving senior citizens.

The last time I went to Planet Fitness I saw people eating while running on the treadmill.

I'm in Ohio. I have family who are against a lot of things due to religion.

Most people with kids support it. I also know people IRL who want porn banned.

I went on 3 dates with a very awful person. It took me months to get her to leave me alone.

darkmaian23 posted...

So, people are saying this is the Republicans, but in some states it's the Democrats too. Don't ask me why.

I haven't seen a solid source yet, but the rumor is that some states are considering making using a VPN to bypass this a felony.

In Ohio's version of the law they want to make it a misdemeanor charge for minors who bypass age verification.

Twitter still censors content for Dictatorship countries to avoid being blocked and losing business there.

One time my dentist disappeared for like an hour after injecting me and it wore off during a filling. It wasn't fun.

This reminds me of those restaurant owners who buy grocery store cakes and pies for $5 and re-sell them by the slice for $8.

Like 96% of adult websites have ignored age verification laws passed in all these states.

Why did give her a theme that sounds like one Gunther would have if he got a job as a stripper?

PH has blocked every state that passed laws. Most of the websites are hosted outside the US have been ignoring the verification laws.

After seeing the cesspool of Facebook and Nextdoor local news comments I'll go with no.