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Their house, their rules

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Is that the ride where the lady got crushed by the stage?

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Someone I know missed 6 weeks of work thanks to Covid. She's only 42.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

They'll just use the same loophole as Texas. Turn restaurants that have alcohol into bars.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I can't help it.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Sidney Ellen Wade is rolling in her grave,

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

You can get fined for using the Emergency Broadcast sound.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I think everybody had Sonic Generations by 2013.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Her gimmick sucks.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

It's just as bad as when stores have "All" laundry detergent on sale. Many angry Karens.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

In Ohio they don't need a reason to run plates. They'll cruise around parking lots checking for warrants.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I remember when Photobucket accidentally made all private photos and albums into public.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Why would Poison Ivy encourage Mr. Freeze to kill all life on Earth with an Ice Age when she's a plant and animal lover?

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

There are grown adults who pronounce Island like Iss Land.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Trump will be using the full name on Twitter in a week.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Amy Acton's family was walking around in bulletproof vests.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Removing lead from gasoline pretty much prevented more serial killers.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Foppe posted...

What do you expect from a country that have bombed abortion clinics and murdered doctors/nurses working there for 40 years?

I know a guy who got jumped because they wrongly thought his mother was an abortion Doctor.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

People kept showing up at the Ohio Health Director's house. Her family wears bulletproof vests.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The sad thing is if Harpie told this story to people over age 35 or 40 most of them would side with her dad.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

It's like 1996 WWF making Ball State University look like the Superdome on TV.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

If you think this is shocking..did you know in most countries the patients families have to keep the hospital room clean and they won't do emergency surgery until you pay up front?

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

monkmith posted...

i'm expecting them to go after famous amos next.

Famous Amos had a bunch of buyer's remorse after selling his brand and retiring to Hawaii

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I don't think it's the same issue.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I work more hours than my parents and grandparents did.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Fresno IRS office for paper returns has been closed since March.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

wait until he replaces 3 more Judges in his 2nd term.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I only got Dominio's when they gave out free pizzas for no hitters.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Washington Senators

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Resident Evil

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

They also posted that McDonald's location's phone number and crazies are harassing the staff now. They stopped answering the phone.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Fast food mobile orders don't get made until you show up from what I understand.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

So do they all end up with Habsburg jaws after a few generations?

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Fast food mobile orders don't get pre-made. They don't do anything until you show up and tell them you have one.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I hope she never goes to Popeye's. I had to wait 20 minutes because they had to fry more chicken. Then they gave me regular instead of spicy by mistake.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I know somebody who lost custody when their kids wandered off while they slept. He's not exactly innocent of wrongdoing.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

You get kicked off if you don't go back to your job. It's happened to a couple people I know already.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Australia McDonald's tastes better.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Until age 40.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Isn't this because nobody will date below their station?

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I remember the streamer who claimed to be a paraplegic. He forgot he was live and got up out of his wheelchair and walked away.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The folks I know who work late until late night do that.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

When you're 40 all you really have left is family.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

PS4 headset cut bloodflow in your head. It hurt my ears after an hour.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I remember this one CS:GO streamer. His mom came into the room topless not knowing he was streaming and gave him a hug.

Another was a streamer who fell asleep. He had a filthy apartment and a rat got up on the table in the background and ate some table scraps.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Used to Work nights at a hotel. Too many naked drunks.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Go to Wendy's instead. Buy 1 and get 2nd item for $1

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

90% of applicants lie about job history too. My brother was a hiring manager at a steakhouse and never verified diddly because turnover was so high. He'd mainly just look at their hours of availability.

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."