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TopicScenario: Some guy pulls up and says 'Hey I got candy in the back of my van.'
Darkraiomb
07/17/20 2:35:50 PM
#7
I'd ask him to bring the candy to me because I'm in a wheelchair.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicLot of celebrities requesting donations for COVID-19.
Darkraiomb
07/15/20 7:14:35 PM
#6
Puglia77 posted...
Belle Delphine, your whole paycheck
I don't have a paycheck

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicLot of celebrities requesting donations for COVID-19.
Darkraiomb
07/15/20 7:11:32 PM
#1
Any recommendations on which one I should donate to? Also how much?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicIraq vet sentenced to 5 years in prison for having medical marijuana in Alabama.
Darkraiomb
07/14/20 9:39:45 PM
#63
Remember kids: say no to drugs, even if you're prescribed them.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicSomeone misdialed their one phone call and called me instead. They want me to...
Darkraiomb
06/29/20 7:50:47 PM
#19
SevenTenths posted...
this is going to be hard for you hear, but movies do things for entertainment value. Not because they're true. No, if you shoot a gas tank it's not going to explode. You can infact stop a timer before there is 00:01 on it. Babies eyes aren't open at birth, they won't support the weight of their own head, and they probably aren't going to smile at you after giving birth. The ugly girl doesn't just need to take off her glasses to be hot. The nerdy guy didn't need to just put on a pair of glasses to be nerdy. If you jump through a window, if you are lucky enough to succeed, you will be cut to fuck and wondering what on earth you were thinking. Bonking someone on the head won't just put them to sleep for a few minutes. And the scariest one of them all. If you have something important to tell someone, you don't have to hold onto that detail for the sake of plot. Even if they say i'm busy! you can just go, "I know, but *insert important thing now*"
https://youtu.be/tqQHFBxDgXU?t=4

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicSomeone misdialed their one phone call and called me instead. They want me to...
Darkraiomb
06/29/20 12:14:53 AM
#8
Tyranthraxus posted...
No. Tell them to call themselves. They're not limited to one phone call.
They're not? I thought jail only allows 1 phone call.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicSomeone misdialed their one phone call and called me instead. They want me to...
Darkraiomb
06/28/20 10:10:15 PM
#1
...call the correct number, tell them that [redacted] is in jail and needs $10,000 bail. Should I do it?


...call the correct number, tell them that [redacted] is in jail and needs $10,000 bail. Should I do it?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicHow do i have sex while socially distanced
Darkraiomb
06/28/20 6:45:41 PM
#8
Masturbate 6 feet away, and hope you can aim far enough. What is wrong with me?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicI got the first topic on the Pokemon Unite board!
Darkraiomb
06/24/20 1:59:38 PM
#6
@PatrickMahomes Congrats?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWhat to do with bacon grease
Darkraiomb
06/23/20 1:53:14 PM
#15
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicTyped Twintelle to see reactions on Twitter. Hentai immediately
Darkraiomb
06/22/20 8:40:00 PM
#13
Questionmarktarius posted...
yes
@Questionmarktarius Which was it?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicTyped Twintelle to see reactions on Twitter. Hentai immediately
Darkraiomb
06/22/20 6:40:53 PM
#8
Questionmarktarius posted...
I've seen Tetris porn.

no exceptions!
Were they humans acting like tetris blocks or just tetris blocks fucking?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicMy dad's threatening to kill himself bc none of his children talk to him
Darkraiomb
06/21/20 11:29:41 PM
#103
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicHow the fuck does Battle For Bikini Bottom have a Collector's Edition that is
Darkraiomb
06/19/20 7:20:40 PM
#4
A better question is how the fuck it's getting a remake

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicSpoil the movie without giving away the name
Darkraiomb
06/17/20 9:42:23 PM
#127
Questionmarktarius posted...
I'm pretty sure that was Battleship Potemkin
It was Harry Po-- oh yeah, I can't say the names here.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicSpoil the movie without giving away the name
Darkraiomb
06/17/20 11:17:51 AM
#120
Snape kills Dumbledore

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicDo you have any objections?
Darkraiomb
06/16/20 10:10:15 PM
#3
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Please post a quicker link
What do you mean?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicDo you have any objections?
Darkraiomb
06/16/20 9:37:59 PM
#1
http://objection.lol/objection/132083

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicRmember when there was no toilet paper?
Darkraiomb
06/10/20 3:19:29 PM
#3
I still don't know who was awesome enough to TP my house a couple months ago.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicShe walks by and says 'No guys listen to me. They only see me for my breasts.'
Darkraiomb
06/10/20 12:48:54 PM
#27
St0rmFury posted...
Why do women have tits?
https://youtu.be/xVWSmuic55Q?t=18

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post fitting video game music for when cops/rioters show up.
Darkraiomb
06/05/20 1:50:45 AM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhpleROGKek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sopVqOXczJw

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post fitting video game music for when cops/rioters show up.
Darkraiomb
06/05/20 1:40:22 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN0O6e-doQI

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicSeason 4 of Rick and Morty sucked for me.
Darkraiomb
06/04/20 10:18:49 PM
#8
I liked the new franchise invisible garbage truck Jerry.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicUS cops stomp on pregnant woman. kills baby.
Darkraiomb
06/01/20 10:33:22 PM
#14
It's not murder if it isn't alive at the time.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicToday is a national embarrassment for Canada
Darkraiomb
06/01/20 10:04:20 PM
#61
SolidSonicEX posted...
I wasn't being serious...
I know, but I had no idea what you were talking about.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicToday is a national embarrassment for Canada
Darkraiomb
06/01/20 3:02:54 PM
#31
SolidSonicEX posted...
What of Linus Tech Tips?!
Uh, what? I was quoting South Park

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicToday is a national embarrassment for Canada
Darkraiomb
06/01/20 2:54:46 PM
#26
This is a sad day for Canada, and therefore the world.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicI have an urge to set things on fire now.
Darkraiomb
06/01/20 12:47:00 AM
#4
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicDo astronauts have sex on the International Space Station
Darkraiomb
06/01/20 12:34:15 AM
#13
Zikten posted...
I am sure there has been space sex
I'll believe it when I see it in porn.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicGood news guys! Turns out there isn't a problem after all!
Darkraiomb
05/31/20 11:54:52 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DBQLLk3mHs

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicI was appalled at the George Floyd video, but last night a line was crossed.
Darkraiomb
05/30/20 9:26:51 PM
#18
It's not the protestors' fault. If the police weren't violent murderers, they wouldn't need to destroy the restaurant.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicFinally finished Jane the Virgin. Pretty sweet finale. *SPoilers*
Darkraiomb
05/29/20 5:57:00 PM
#5
Is she still a virgin?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWedding videography company refuses refund after groom's fiance dies
Darkraiomb
05/28/20 5:41:30 PM
#113
Any updates?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicIs this the most cutest kitty in the universe?
Darkraiomb
05/28/20 5:41:02 PM
#12
mobilebloechel posted...
LOL like that raccoon picture!
What raccoon pic?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicIs this the most cutest kitty in the universe?
Darkraiomb
05/28/20 5:20:31 PM
#9
TreyFlowers posted...
It's not my cat so no

I swear, I didn't scroll down far enough and thought it was licking a you know the rest.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWedding videography company refuses refund after groom's fiance dies
Darkraiomb
05/26/20 8:45:48 PM
#104
Conflict posted...
Lmfao

I can't facepalm any harder
Are you going to elaborate or just laugh for what seems like no reason?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWedding videography company refuses refund after groom's fiance dies
Darkraiomb
05/26/20 8:40:27 PM
#102
Arcanine2009 posted...
What did he do?

Look at the way the company handled it. Completely unprofessional AF and mocking what happened to his fiance, twice on social media. That is beyond fucked up

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY0uRXVU8AAIyR6?format=jpg&name=large
They denied a refund, so the fiance started a smear campaign, so the company flamed him. Isn't that how it went?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWedding videography company refuses refund after groom's fiance dies
Darkraiomb
05/26/20 12:20:37 AM
#30
cjsdowg posted...
Wow that reply. I am almost at a lose for words on how horrible,sick,mean, and nasty that was . I hope you cry and sob on what would be your wedding day. Good god that is just so bad.
Can you blame them? Look at all the damage this guy did to their company.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWoman Demands a VIGILANTE TEACHER be PARDONED for KILLING a PEDOPHILE!!
Darkraiomb
05/24/20 8:50:42 PM
#11
I don't know why, but all I could think of was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtYTZtTCWLk

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicI like
Darkraiomb
05/22/20 10:40:24 PM
#41
Don't have a pic, but:

Spare change?

Why thank you. *takes handful of change from cup*

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicMan remember "penis inspection day" at school?
Darkraiomb
05/22/20 6:04:02 PM
#19
Ooooh, I `membar.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicVictoria Secret closing 250 stores across US and Canada
Darkraiomb
05/21/20 8:18:23 PM
#14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicAfter 5 years of development, Pikmin 4 has possibly been scrapped. Wtf.
Darkraiomb
05/21/20 3:01:55 PM
#18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicCharmed
Darkraiomb
05/05/20 4:59:04 PM
#5
Listen to my heavenly voice and gaze upon my freckles. Congratulations, you've just been Freeman'd.

CHARMED

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWhat do you do when homeless people ask you for money?
Darkraiomb
05/04/20 8:36:00 PM
#16
I just say "Oh, thanks" and help myself

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicAttention CE users.
Darkraiomb
04/30/20 5:05:57 PM
#1
Testicles.

That is all.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicBest way for a man over 21 to lose his virginity?
Darkraiomb
04/28/20 2:56:50 PM
#3
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicDid Trump really tell people to inject disinfectant for corona?
Darkraiomb
04/24/20 11:06:24 AM
#73
monkmith posted...
ok, so you're ok with human experiments? you gonna be first in line for the lysol injections? maybe chase it with a nice cold can of bleach?
You do realize I was agreeing with you, right?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicDid Trump really tell people to inject disinfectant for corona?
Darkraiomb
04/24/20 11:01:00 AM
#69
monkmith posted...
can we finally make jokes about trump being a nazi? because this is absolutely mengele level 'science'...
See signature

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