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Touch 05/18/20 12:27:05 PM #1: |
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Superlinkbro 05/18/20 12:39:04 PM #2: |
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R1masher 05/18/20 12:40:12 PM #4: |
Literally funny
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LeperMessiahXX 05/18/20 1:04:08 PM #5: |
It took me a second to get that last one. I feel stupid lol
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Freddie_Mercury 05/18/20 1:10:19 PM #6: |
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Touch 05/18/20 1:51:43 PM #7: |
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Lost_All_Senses 05/18/20 1:53:21 PM #8: |
Lol, this is a form of humor I use IRL. Whenever someone is talking, I think about how I can strip away context to make it funny.
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Superlinkbro 05/18/20 2:09:03 PM #9: |
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Touch 05/19/20 1:22:09 AM #10: |
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SiO4 05/19/20 1:26:40 AM #12: |
Some good ones in here for sure!!
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RedJackson 05/19/20 1:46:16 AM #14: |
My favs forever lmfao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedJackson 05/19/20 1:48:08 AM #15: |
Forgettable posted...
Dad jokes are peak comedy. Mines tend to be what if we kissed and flat earther ones ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 05/19/20 1:53:22 AM #16: |
I am now tracking this topic
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SpaceBear_ 05/19/20 1:54:15 AM #17: |
I've seen all of these before.
The avocado one is great. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 05/19/20 2:01:02 AM #18: |
SpaceBear_ posted...
I've seen all of these before. A man, desperate to get out of his marriage, wants to kill his wife. Sitting at a bar one day, over the course of a few drinks, he tells a man he meets about his problems. Artie, as he is called, says that he feels bad for the man, and he is willing to kill his wife for only a dollar. A little inebriated and in disbelief, the man hands the man a dollar and tells him sure. If you can kill my wife for a dollar, then here is your payment upfront. A few days pass. Then a few weeks. And soon the man forgets about the encounter, meanwhile he and his wife come to reconciliation. Meanwhile, Artie is watching, stalking, waiting to make good on his contract. One Sunday, the man and his wife are out grocery shopping at the nearby Kroger. While in the produce section, the man tells his wife is going to find a bottle of wine for the evening. The wife now alone, Artie sees his chance to make his move. He innocently walks near her, and then suddenly wraps his hands around her throat. Violently choking her to death. Just as she takes her last breath, the man comes back. He yells at him to stop, tries to fight him off, but it is too late. In anger, he tries to kill the psychopath, but he is soon overpowered and is killed also. Unfortunately, just as he is dying, an unlucky witness stumbles onto the crime, and he too is quickly killed. It is a gruesome scene, police come, and slowly the entire story unfolds as to what happened. The next morning, the newspapers read: Sunday at Kroger, Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar In The Produce Section. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 05/19/20 2:41:54 AM #19: |
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MabusIncarnate 05/19/20 2:45:38 AM #20: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
LOL --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 05/19/20 2:54:03 AM #21: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
Must not be a Tesla....Boom, Dad jokes coming back at cha!! --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 05/19/20 12:03:59 PM #22: |
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Touch 05/19/20 5:39:10 PM #23: |
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yunalenne10 05/19/20 5:42:15 PM #24: |
I like it. I like it a lot.
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Touch 05/20/20 12:44:12 AM #25: |
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Mistere Man 05/20/20 12:52:44 AM #27: |
Nevermind I got it just after asking.
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MabusIncarnate 05/20/20 12:53:16 AM #28: |
These are gold
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VVALLBOUNCE 05/20/20 1:15:38 AM #29: |
wanna box for those? killed me
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-Unowninator- 05/20/20 1:19:50 AM #30: |
Touch posted...
I don't get this one at all. --- ''Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.'' ~ Hillary Clinton Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 05/20/20 1:21:33 AM #31: |
-Unowninator- posted...
I don't get this one at all.It's not in the same vein as the others. Just thought it was amusing --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 05/20/20 1:27:00 AM #33: |
-Unowninator- posted...
I don't get this one at all.https://images.app.goo.gl/xWAXvNMuLchLcWku6 --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 05/20/20 11:51:35 PM #34: |
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SiO4 05/20/20 11:53:50 PM #35: |
Hehe?
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fhqwhgads 05/20/20 11:58:44 PM #36: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
I am now tracking this topic --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 05/20/20 11:59:15 PM #37: |
RedJackson posted...
Holy fuck I need that SpongeBob game to be a real thing now --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 05/22/20 10:27:57 PM #38: |
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-Unowninator- 05/22/20 10:35:20 PM #39: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
Robot Chicken did that in a Muppets sketch. --- ''Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.'' ~ Hillary Clinton Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom36 05/22/20 10:37:41 PM #40: |
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Darkraiomb 05/22/20 10:40:24 PM #41: |
Don't have a pic, but:
Spare change? Why thank you. *takes handful of change from cup* --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 05/22/20 10:45:31 PM #43: |
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Phantom36 05/22/20 10:49:03 PM #44: |
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_SrRd_ 05/22/20 10:53:59 PM #45: |
It is funny.
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Touch 05/22/20 11:22:21 PM #46: |
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MabusIncarnate 05/22/20 11:27:50 PM #47: |
Moar
MOAR!! --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 05/22/20 11:31:43 PM #48: |
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SiO4 05/23/20 12:06:32 AM #49: |
3LOL, at a lot of them.
But LOLOL at Ant one. Took me a sec. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DigitalCamera 05/23/20 12:11:29 AM #50: |
Gold, Jerry. GOLD!
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powerman1426 05/23/20 12:13:00 AM #51: |
Lol, these are good
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Scotty_Rogers 05/23/20 12:24:39 AM #52: |
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Bruh lmao --- GameFAQs is my LIFE, fam. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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