Current Events > How do i have sex while socially distanced
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Shroobsworth 06/28/20 6:29:59 PM #1: |
I don't have a 6 foot pecker
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ThyCorndog 06/28/20 6:30:36 PM #2: |
just use your 6 foot p-
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SquantoZ 06/28/20 6:31:07 PM #3: |
Use your e-penis instead, dummy.
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BudDupree48 06/28/20 6:31:14 PM #4: |
You do it while playing snake jazz
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Drug_Smoker 06/28/20 6:31:37 PM #5: |
A really long tube should do in a pinch if you don't have a 6 foot dong.
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__aCEr__ 06/28/20 6:34:00 PM #6: |
Beat off into your hand and then whip that at your partner. It's like cornhole. In fact, you can still call it cornhole.
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Antifar 06/28/20 6:34:22 PM #7: |
Wear a mask
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Darkraiomb 06/28/20 6:45:41 PM #8: |
Masturbate 6 feet away, and hope you can aim far enough.
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troll_swag 06/28/20 6:46:53 PM #9: |
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Webmaster4531 06/28/20 6:47:50 PM #10: |
Do what Howard Stern did.
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Lost_All_Senses 06/28/20 6:48:29 PM #11: |
The chick can give you a handy using sanitizer.
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Master_Bass 06/28/20 6:49:47 PM #12: |
Pelvic thrust while 6 ft away.
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Ricky Williams 06/28/20 6:49:55 PM #13: |
 So apparently just wear a mask? Really limits your options unfortunately. --- Nothing can happen 'till you swing the bat. The Internet Makes You Stupid ... Copied to Clipboard!
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