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Topic$10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself.
Darkraiomb
02/17/21 9:41:24 PM
#4
I'd use the power on Trump and bluffingly blackmail him into giving me money, or else I'll do it at his next public event should he ever have one.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicCe let's say I'm attracted to Meg from Family Guy
Darkraiomb
02/16/21 4:31:07 PM
#8
Light_Dragon posted...
Nah. She's at least the only tolerable character in Family Guy.
You're saying Meg is tolerable? LOL EPIC FAIL

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
02/01/21 11:53:36 AM
#20
Touch posted...
My people need me
Your planet will be destroyed as punishment for not cleaning your room. Your parents places a bomb inside your room, but set it to be way too strong, killing all life as you know it.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
02/01/21 11:49:45 AM
#18
FantasticAssGas posted...
I figured for mine someone would accidentally light a match...
I really wish I paid attention to your username now, lol

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
01/31/21 10:04:19 PM
#15
WingsOfGood posted...
Vegeta is my name
Oops, I missed you. Your planet will be flushed down a space toilet, where everything ends up in a space blender, where the planet will get blended into rubble.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
01/31/21 10:03:12 PM
#14
FantasticAssGas posted...
Post
Your planet will be succumb to global freezing, then smashed with a hammer.
Lukey_Bug posted...
Post
A giant meteor will bump into the planet. The meteor gets mad and punches the planet into the sun.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
01/31/21 9:58:17 PM
#10
Stagmar posted...
I already know, but do you?
Trick question. You live on a comet, not a planet. Nice try.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
01/31/21 8:58:45 PM
#8
mobilebloechel posted...
Uh oh...

Your planet will be destroyed when someone mistakenly digs through the planet's core, and hits its selfdestruct button.
Heartomaton posted...
I CAME HERE FOR ORIGINALITY, DAMMIT.

Your planet will be destroyed in a giant factory that is used to make pillows.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
01/31/21 8:48:53 PM
#5
Duncanwii posted...
Wouldnt everyone here have the same home planet? Unless there are literal aliens among us.
You'd be surprised how far the internet can be used. Oh, and your planet will be destroyed by a Supernova caused by Sephiroth.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
01/31/21 8:46:29 PM
#3
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why can't you do something realistic like predict the next time we're going to shit out pants. Complete with the how's and the why's.
Why would I want to do that? That sounds boring. Anyway, your planet will get destroyed by alien heads for losing a musical reality show when your band tries to nuke the alien heads instead.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicITT: Post here and I'll predict how your home planet gets destroyed.
Darkraiomb
01/31/21 8:41:04 PM
#1
Disclaimer: predictions are not 100% accurate. I am not responsible for any inaccurate predictions.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicSBAllen needs to show his face in this topic now.
Darkraiomb
01/25/21 11:40:08 AM
#5
As of this post, you'll have 495 chances TC, or I'm coming for you. >:)

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicError1355 punched me...
Darkraiomb
01/23/21 6:15:52 PM
#34
ModLogic posted...
how come joking about mods assaulting users is allowed, but joking about users assaulting mods is at least a warning?
Who said TC is joking?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicError1355 punched me...
Darkraiomb
01/22/21 6:58:12 PM
#32
WarioTheWarrior posted...
Could you tell on him to SBAllen? I'd do it, but Error1355 banned me from submitting feedback tickets.
Why not mention him?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicError1355 punched me...
Darkraiomb
01/22/21 11:43:45 AM
#17
@Error1355 You've got a snitch.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicError1355 punched me...
Darkraiomb
01/22/21 12:18:02 AM
#13
BeyondWalls posted...
What's this?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicError1355 punched me...
Darkraiomb
01/21/21 11:39:57 PM
#11
Error1355, you've got some `splaining to do.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
Topic$100,000 but a giant chicken will fight you to the death once a year.
Darkraiomb
01/19/21 12:58:50 PM
#16
bump


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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
Topic$100,000 but a giant chicken will fight you to the death once a year.
Darkraiomb
01/18/21 10:34:21 PM
#4
JTilly posted...
How giant a ma fucking chicken we talking here?
Man sized

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
Topic$100,000 but a giant chicken will fight you to the death once a year.
Darkraiomb
01/18/21 10:33:02 PM
#1
Deal or no deal?


The fights will start without warning, and possibly cause lots of destruction.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicMan gets banned from gamefaqs and says mods are complicit in criminal activities
Darkraiomb
01/18/21 10:24:50 PM
#36
RIP Man Ban

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicCongrats to Donald J. Trump, the first ever twice impeached President of the US
Darkraiomb
01/13/21 4:38:08 PM
#2
@Christian_RULES HAW HAW

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicLive: President Trump returns to TEXAS
Darkraiomb
01/12/21 3:31:43 PM
#59
This topic is now about Biden and all the good he'll do as President.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicTrump will get $200k/year and $1million/year for travel expenses as an Ex POTUS
Darkraiomb
01/11/21 10:24:50 PM
#25
solosnake posted...
Funerals: Presidents are guaranteed a ceremony with full honors and the option to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79229858

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicTrump BANNED from having a funeral
Darkraiomb
01/11/21 10:23:29 PM
#14
bump

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicHow do Americans stay connected with President Trump now?
Darkraiomb
01/10/21 12:39:27 AM
#14
Christian RULES posted...
One thing I loved about the President was he directly communicating with us every day via Twitter. Now that Twitter took that away, I feel a big disconnection for the first time in four years.
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicTrump BANNED from having a funeral
Darkraiomb
01/09/21 11:24:51 PM
#1
It would just be a place for white supremacists and such to gather and plan to cause more harm, while others would celebrate and get hurt. To prevent both, he's not allowed to have a funeral, not that anybody would miss him.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicWhy does everyone pick on Donald Trump?
Darkraiomb
01/06/21 7:59:05 PM
#7
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Because he's a huge racist piece of shit
My President is not a huge racist piece of shit. He may be huge, a racist, a piece of shit, but he is NOT a pornstar!

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicHarry potter is a wizard
Darkraiomb
01/05/21 9:38:15 PM
#6
Snape kills Dumbledore.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicHow can I turn the $2k I have in the bank into $100k as fast as possible?
Darkraiomb
01/02/21 9:21:09 PM
#6
I have $98,000. If you combine it with my money, it'd be $100k.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicI think a rat ate my cookies, drank my milk and took shits in my red socks.
Darkraiomb
12/25/20 8:21:28 PM
#1
The shit is the size of rocks.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicYou can have one wish, but when you die, Half-Life's Combine takes over Earth...
Darkraiomb
12/25/20 7:48:00 PM
#22
Only 3 good people so far.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicFamily disowned me today over politics
Darkraiomb
12/25/20 7:47:15 PM
#9
TheRealDill2000 posted...
For the first time I can recall, politics came up during the holiday (remote) gathering. I put on my #MAGA hat while they were attacking our president. Once someone realized what I was wearing, they all started attacking me and then said I'm no longer part of the family. I never saw that side of them before. Feels bad.
https://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicEarthwom Jim is dead and IT'S YOUR FAULT
Darkraiomb
12/24/20 8:25:01 PM
#14
LordRazziel posted...
Can we get a tl;dr?
tl;dr

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicYou can have one wish, but when you die, Half-Life's Combine takes over Earth...
Darkraiomb
12/24/20 8:22:35 PM
#18
SevenTenths posted...
And I used my one wish for infinite wishes.

Double checkmate atheist
Wish denied. One per person. Check and mate. I don't know why you say I'm an atheist, but whatever.

Evening_Dragon posted...
How do you have 8 assholes, and how did 3 of them get to be so stupid?
8 said yes, knowing what the Combine would do. 3 don't know what the Combine would do, but took the wish anyway.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicYou can have one wish, but when you die, Half-Life's Combine takes over Earth...
Darkraiomb
12/24/20 8:19:09 PM
#15
SevenTenths posted...
I wish for infinite wishes and I'll use one of those wishes to negate the combine.

Checkmate atheist.
1 wish per person. Nice try.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicYou can have one wish, but when you die, Half-Life's Combine takes over Earth...
Darkraiomb
12/24/20 7:28:32 PM
#12
The number of assholes here is at least 8, and 3 ignorant.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicYou can have one wish, but when you die, Half-Life's Combine takes over Earth...
Darkraiomb
12/24/20 7:01:40 PM
#9
Evening_Dragon posted...
I wish that the Combine would telepathically obey my every order, indefinitely and without question.
Okay, but you'll die before you can even use that ability.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicYou can have one wish, but when you die, Half-Life's Combine takes over Earth...
Darkraiomb
12/24/20 6:57:31 PM
#4
Accolon posted...
I wish for immortality
Have fun being the last person alive when Earth is destroyed.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicYou can have one wish, but when you die, Half-Life's Combine takes over Earth...
Darkraiomb
12/24/20 6:52:28 PM
#1
topic




Let's see who's an asshole

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicAt what age is it safe to assume you wont be getting laid?
Darkraiomb
12/17/20 4:57:07 PM
#23
Philoktetes posted...
im 25 and a kissless handholdless virgin

can i just assume ill be forever alone at this point
Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicChristmas is CANCELLED for Family cause 6 y/o spent $16,000+ on SONIC FORCES!!
Darkraiomb
12/16/20 10:20:14 PM
#175
And the lesson is: don't ever have kids.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
Topic$10 billion, but you shit upon hearing the word "the".
Darkraiomb
12/16/20 8:35:07 PM
#9
Vicious_Dios posted...
The the the the

What about Vegy variations of The?
Too similar to the.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
Topic$10 billion, but you shit upon hearing the word "the".
Darkraiomb
12/16/20 8:34:08 PM
#6
Accolon posted...
Does that include recordings on TV and such?
Yes.
R1masher posted...
Yes, then I have my ears decapitated
New rule added to the first post.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
Topic$10 billion, but you shit upon hearing the word "the".
Darkraiomb
12/16/20 8:30:51 PM
#1
Do you take this deal?


Now THIS is a $10 billion dollar question. Every time you hear someone say "the", you shit, no matter where you are or what you're doing/wearing.

Edit: Deaf people not eligible.

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
TopicChristmas is CANCELLED for Family cause 6 y/o spent $16,000+ on SONIC FORCES!!
Darkraiomb
12/13/20 6:49:04 PM
#43
I'm surprised nobody said womp womp

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"Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake
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