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fan357 posted...

199k in my 401k. So close.

You inspired me to do my annual rebalance while I'm waiting for my parents to decide what movie to watch... I have you beat by thiiiis much... 204.

Some basketball trivia:

In 1953 the Baltimore Bullets made the playoffs with a record of 16-54

14 different players have a recorded 5x5 game, though blocks and steals weren't recorded before 1972 so it's very likely some others did it. Hakeem Olajuwon has by far the most with 6, and the only other player with more than one is Andrei Kirilenko.

AC Green holds the record for consecutive games played at 1192. Mikal Bridges holds the active iron man streak, having never missed a game in his NBA career.

The record for games played in a single season is 88.

I dunno about 'ridiculously' hot but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

And when I marry Taylor Swift I'm going to give away all her money.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

One small thing to note, though, is that Guidance is a concentration spell. If that character is concentrating on something else, like bless, then using guidance will remove bless.

Bless is probably not a good example since it only lasts 10 turns but yeah true, make sure you're not concentrating on something important.

I got through a bunch of early fights by just running away from the enemies and then firing cantrips and bows on them when they chased me. Kiting mobs is a classic for a reason.

Longstrider and Guidance are OP as fuck. You can activate them as many times as you want so there's no reason not to cast Longstrider on everyone after every long rest and use Guidance for every skill check, it's just a free +1d4. Extremely annoying in tabletop D&D but free here.

You should respec all the companions fairly early on since their default attributes and subclasses are mostly shit. And then when you get later in the game and have picked your best baes you can respec again to balance out the party or adjust spell choices, it effectively costs nothing because you can pickpocket the money back.

Also, pickpocketing vendors is op, you should have an Arcane Trickster Rogue in your party even if you never use them for combat.

Some of y'all actually ramming down a thousand calories for breakfast, yikes.

I order a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin with bacon and then take off the top bun. When I get breakfast from McDs, which is rare.

I realized I was an adult when I felt okay ordering a big pink drink at a beachside bar. It was delicious.

Tsukasa1891 posted...

Regardless of size, the best boobs are the ones you get to touch.

I remember the worst boobs I ever touched. They were magnificent.

Kai_Laguna posted...

Partly the managerial types being control freaks and partly companies entering into often times decades long lease arrangements on their offices are to blame

My company owns the office I work in; the primary reason for our hybrid arrangement is that there are a significant number of employees (roughly 50% were physically onsite throughout the pandemic) that can't do their jobs from home and management doesn't want to create a two tiered system.

Literally depends on the specific being. I've met insufferable versions of all three.

I have no idea, I have like 900 numbers saved to my DNA contact. Any time a new shittext comes in I add it.

They have the technology to terraform worlds.

When you're Israel, they let you do it

Turbam posted...

Biden's Russian agents?!?!?

I get its just after lunch time but try reading the article.

https://newrepublic.com/post/176934/giuliani-top-ukraine-allies-charged-putin-agents

Ukraines Security Service notified Rudy Giulianis top Ukrainian allies on Monday that they are suspects of treason, citing evidence that the officials participated in activities aiding Russian President Vladimir Putin.
A Ukrainian member of parliament, Oleksandr Dubinsky, ex-Ukrainian lawmaker Andriy Derkach, and ex-prosecutor Kostyantyn Kulyk are suspected of joining an organization founded by chief members of Russias Military Intelligence while Giuliani worked to dig up dirt on President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden in 2019, according to a statement.
The organization received more than $10 million from the Russian Federation to discredit Ukraine on the international stage.
It is established that on the instructions of the Russian special services, it organized events to discredit the image of Ukraine in the international arena in order to worsen diplomatic relations with the United States and complicate Ukraines accession to the European Union and NATO, the State Investigative Bureau said in a statement.

I for one am SHOCKED that the guy who paved the way for the Russian mob to take over New York City continued to work with them for political gain.

I can't get over the fact people actually play Yugioh, the cards look and sound so fake. Like 4000 attack sure buddy.

Turbam posted...

Manfred

This was my grandfather's name. RIP

Remember when Trump groped the American flag

Beatrice
Chadwick

TheGoldenEel posted...

the fact that this is essentially an identical experience to a game they could have put on their online service for free is so disappointing tbh, and it being a full price release is absurd

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ba245b1.jpg

I'm lucky enough that I have basically tripled my salary at the same company, but my job is completely different than when I started.

Though I feel a little topped out here and am looking at trying to hop to a Staff engineer role at a more tech focused company at this point.

Why is she squishing her boobies like that it looks painful :(

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6b8cc1ef.jpg

Twitter community notes goated, lol tc

JuanCarlos1 posted...

I actually thought she wasnt going to come back like Manchin did.

One way or the other she's not going to be in the Senate after January 3rd 2025.

Doom_Art posted...

"almost" pleasant? that shit sends me over the edge

Wow lewd

Just don't go, I've missed two summons (both because I didn't receive it) and they haven't done shit.

You can't have a DMZ when one side doesn't have an M.

Or even control over their own electricity and drinking water.

So is he on trial or has he pleaded guilty? Article says both.

Trump's been demented for a long time.

mach25687 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPEw2zCrfEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTurSi0LhJs

I don't think shut the fuck up is actually an insult tho

its just a statement of preference

$15 isn't a microtransaction lmao you can buy whole games for that.

Excel is Turing complete so actually you can game on it.

So this is more or less a "Funny Games remake" and not an "FFVII remake"?

I doubt it that'd be dumb

I'm not sure President Biden is allowed to use public restrooms without the secret service clearing everyone out first.

Typing her name as many times as possible on the internet to drive search engine prioritization.

FolkenRawr posted...

Genuinely asking - why do you/people care about boarding/exiting first? Connecting flight is the only reason I can come up with

Boarding first you get first crack at stashing your carryon, so it doesn't end up checked. Though in first class there's almost always enough room anyway. Personally I hate spending extra time on the airplane and would rather be last one to board if I was guaranteed a place for my bag.

Exiting first, again, why spend more time on the plane than you have to?

You personally not liking some music doesn't make it mediocre, actually.

JuanCarlos1 posted...

Porn has gotten so creepier. Back in the 90s, there wasnt as much a push for very young, petite teen looks.

Incest porn wasnt a thing until a decade or so ago.

It scares where these kids watching all this stuff as teens will take it to.

Bro it's okay if you just started jerking off two weeks ago but the rest of us have been horny for decades.

Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer

I'm all about it, I'll conspire to fuck with Rafael 'Ted' Cruz twice for 100 billion.

Anonymous cancelled her for CSA

Being cold mutes all the flavors, I'm pretty sure cold pizza warriors are just incapable of tasting.

s0nicfan posted...

IIRC The maiar aren't supposed to interfere in moral affairs. Gandalf spends the entire 3rd age basically rules lawyering himself into a position where he isn't technically breaking the rules but comes dangerously close. In contrast, Sarumon is condemned, IIRC to wander the planet as a powerless ghost for all time for the crime of being too directly involved.

Irony posted...

The judgment by the Valar was bypassed so we don't know if he was going to be punished. When he died Eru himself brought him back upgraded. The whole can't interfere is a Valar rule.

The Istari were instructed not to directly oppose Sauron by force, not to "not interfere in mortal affairs," otherwise it would've been pointless to send them. Gandalf only came dangerously close to "breaking the rules" in Dol Guldur during the events of The Hobbit, but Sauron noped out of there instead of fighting since he wasn't strong enough yet. Saruman was rejected by the Valar because of his betrayal and desire to take the Ring for himself, not because he was too directly involved in anything.

Strawberries and chocolate mousse has gotten me laid several times.

Dark_twisted posted...

Of course, it was only a 50k vote difference in 2020. Probably will be about the same next year as well.

???