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I wonder if religious fundamentalists have any idea how hard other people laugh at them.

Sounds like a federal prosecutor should step in to do what this coward DA won't.

CableZL posted...

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1712579688327938137

Kinda shit how the media are perfectly content saying Weisselberg lied but when Trump did it 30,000 times as President he was "asserting, without proof".

I have my phone set to 24 hour time, yes.

Questionmarktarius posted...

It's super useful for sortable timestamps.

202310131501

Yes anybody in software / operations will be immediately at home with an ISO 8601 timestamp

AbsolutelyNoOne posted...

Ignoring the fact its George fucking Santos for a second, what does the Republican party even still fucking have that would count as dirty laundry. They've said every quiet part out loud at this point.

Unless he literally has wire transfers from V. Putin Holdings Inc. to The Donald J. Trump Foundation nobody will care.

Yeah he's got the cause and effect backwards.

Hmm starting from the north:

Minnesota
Wisconsin
New York
Massachusetts
Connecticut
Illinois
Indiana
Ohio
Pennsylvania
New Jersey
Missouri
Kentucky
Virginia
Tennessee
North Carolina
Alabama
Georgia
South Carolina
Florida
California
Nevada
Arizona
New Mexico
Oklahoma
Texas

So exactly half?

Watching CE eat fbunchanumbers alive is gonna be fun.

Cats are like vaginas, they should be self-cleaning.

I can't believe there aren't five of them who are embarrassed by the shit show.

Does this guy know most people think of him as a joke?

I remember when me and my friend group realized half of us wiped our poop sitting down and half standing up.

My D&D character is in fact orange.

Seasons 3 and 4 get ... weird.

thronedfire2 posted...

he's probably spent 20+ years paying off loans with other loans

President Credit Card Debt

r/malelivingspace

Happily employed and single.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/3/AAAOvRAAD8Zz.jpg

I remember that scene

CyricZ posted...

Oh that's easy.

Politicians and "our betters" are the only people who use stairs to climb off their publicly (or privately)-owned planes. Us plebs have to use the jetway, which leads to far less tumblin' and bumblin'.

If we all used stairs, there'd be a lot more tumbles.

But apparently we have to keep to that obvious safety risk because we need the money shot of politicians disembarking.

1) it's quite common to take the stairs when you fly a regional route with a duration under an hour. SFO to LAX/ONT or ORD to MKE will often be serviced by a 48 passenger jet that isn't big enough to link up to the jetways, for instance.

2) it's not a security risk lmao have you ever been on the tarmac of an airport? It's deserted aside from cleared personnel.

boxoto posted...

I understand caring about what Natalie Portman and Gal Gadot think, since Israel is their homeland, but idk about Madonna.

Gadot is an Israeli citizen, so I can't imagine her saying anything else. I don't understand why the average person cares about any of their opinions, though. It's not like they're going to be particularly well informed and worth listening to.

Doe posted...

So will the new Speaker need to make the same crazy rules compromises McCarthy did?

Takuya_Lee posted...

Most likely

I don't know why they would, they saw how it worked out for KMaq.

Block_that_Kick posted...

According to some Democrat House members, this took less than 10 minutes.

https://twitter.com/HouseDemocrats/status/1711913252693635441

This sort of shit is what voice voting was invented for.

All in favor? "AYE"
And against? *crickets*

Revisited posted...

Yeah I made a topic about it before. Never fails to make me chuckle.

Also lol at putting Sophie turner in the same category as fricking Natalie dormer, Lena heady, and Emilia Clarke. Even the freys are hotter than that hideously bad actress

I didn't cast the show bruh

brestugo posted...

IIRC, the groundwater in Ohio is already full of all kinds of shit from decades of heavy manufacturing and "business friendly" regulation.

Nixon - not exactly an environmentalist - was basically forced to create the EPA after the Cuyahoga river caught fire in the 1970s.

That's the popular legend, but it wasn't quite that simple. There had been fires on the Cuyahoga for 100 years at that point, all the way back to 1868, and the 1969 fire was relatively small and put out in 30 minutes or so. No one even got a photo of it, but Time and National Geographic covered the story and it got national news for the first time.

DnDer posted...

I thought NY nuked bail for some non-violent felonies and most misdemeanors.

Did I remember wrong?

Because it's absolutely awful that his family could lose their home over his bad behavior. Or anyone.

Are we even sure those are his real family members?

BurmesePenguin posted...

They also both wear panties on a regular basis.

wow lewd

How long before they get Sophie Turner and Natalie Dormer in the role to complete the GoT hotties sweep?

After WW2 the Br*tish gave Palestine's self-determination away because reasons.

Sariana21 posted...

I didnt read it but Im wondering how such a study would be done.

1910 census + immigration demographics vs 1920 census

But apparently this study looked at the bones of the deceased.

K181 posted...

Rodgers - antivax, ankle injury ended season.
Kelce - vaxxed, ankle injury didnt even end a game.

Coincidence?!?!?

Rodgers: dating a billionaire's daughter
Kelce: dating a billionaire

TheDurinator posted...

Just one of the many 6s Kelce has scored.

imma start calling mid chicks "Touchdowns" now

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/5/AAOKgXAAE6-D.jpg
I'm considering wrapping one of these around a chicken breast or something

She is hot and crucially for CE she posts feet for free

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/0/AAOKgXAAE69-.jpg

When the fuck did I reproduce

Irony posted...

Buy Twitter after it becomes worthless

If you wait long enough you won't need the 1.7 billion.

Impeachment is too good for her.

Can he go to jail now

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Indeed, TWTR was trading at over a 20% discount to the merger price until three weeks before it closed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acquisition_of_Twitter_by_Elon_Musk#Revitalization_of_bid

King_Rial posted...

I wonder if she simply Google searched for a dismissal motion and pasted her name on it.

Is legalistic plagiarism perjury?

Some Amazon intern probably pushed a bad change to their canary environment and TC just got selected as a QA tester.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Hospitals and Planned Parenthood both give out free condoms.

How much time does the average high schooler spend in a hospital or PP?

Ratchetrockon posted...

if the airpods are anything like the sony over-ear anc headphones (i have the wh1000xm3) it probably has some feature that lets you hear your surroundings very clearly. for the sony anc headphones its called ambient mode and i swear i can hear my surroundings better with it enabled than my own ears lol. the wh1000xm3 has a mic on both of its cups that's why it can pick up the surroundings so clearly. it looks like the airpods also have a mic on the side based on pics.

The new Apple Airpods Pro have a transparent mode that's honestly incredible, music is crystal clear but when people talk to you they come through just as clearly. It also automatically lowers the music volume when you start talking which is kind of annoying to me but also probably helpful to some people.

Heineken14 posted...

If Donnie even decides to show up.

And Kennedy even qualifies

MC_BatCommander posted...

He uses his typical debate technique of talking very fast and rapidly making up hypotheticals to overwhelm college aged liberals, terminally online far right folks love seeing that so they love Ben

Does he even really do that anymore? I thought he just has a podcast where he prevents anybody that disagrees with him from appearing.

Hummus is delicious, it's just beans.

Bernie Mac was incredible, yes.

I don't understand how anybody can be a "fan" of Lil Benji. Like, what accomplishments does he have to celebrate?

Umbreon posted...

https://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk

5:20

MAGA Hanks never experienced the high of tossing a 95 pound girl around like a toy during sex, I guess.

Kobe or LeBron probably win over Jordan just because the internet was a lot more accessible when they were at their peaks.

I moved in with one for a while, yeah.