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Robot2600 posted...

wat lol?

After Elmo fired everybody he auctioned off a ton of Twitter's office furniture, I'm sure the plants were included.

Robot2600 posted...

pretty optimistic. in reality it never does anything

Oh sorry I meant 5 years until they cancel it.

It would blow my mind if we dont have that rolled out by the end of next year, Musk said.

Meaning it will take 5 years and not even support all the features that Zelle does today.

So that makes it okay that Israel bombed a hospital?

Like every sane person I put my toothbrush in a cabinet so I've never thought about this.

Torgo posted...

I remember when albums were all new material, usually 45-70 minutes and the performances were based on the writing and talent of the band.

I miss the glory days of album rock.

Did you recently come out of a coma and miss the four brand new albums she's released since 2019?

TheGoldenEel posted...

The record deal she that her problem stems from is one she only got because her rich dad invested in the label in the first place

instead of just being happy that deal led to her being unfathomably rich, shes using her influence to get her (presumably mostly not rich) fans to spend 40 bucks a pop buying her new records again for the the primary purpose of sticking it to Scooter Braun et al.

(And as an aside, I know previously all the tswift vinyl manufacturing was backing up vinyl pressing for independent artists but idk if thats still the case)

as far as I can tell shes done nothing to help other struggling artists, her only goal in this is to become even more filthy stinking rich and thats something that doesnt sit well with me imo

Nobody's twisting your arm forcing you to put in your credit card number to order the album. And if you listen on Spotify or whatever you won't even notice.

This is the first Taylor's Version that isn't straight up better than the original, to me. A few of the songs are better, a few are worse. Her inflection on New Romantics is totally different and feels like it lost the angsty adolescent vibe that was key to song. The vault tracks seem like they'd fit Lover or Reputation better ("Slut!" especially sounds like a Lover track,) I can see why they got cut.

Sure as hell not for a lolNCAA game.

What's a V*gina

They did this in Wolf of Wall Street so yes

I don't plan to have any children tbh

bfslick50 posted...

Is the man turning down the dessert cause hes on a diet? If so then my have gender stereotypes changed.

No, it's more like it's considered feminine because enjoying food is "beta". As a man you should only eat protein slurry and rice so you have more time to get back to the grind to provide for your woman.

s0nicfan posted...

Yes.

(Their menu would make Gordon Ramsay cry for how big it is. There's no thematic consistency, either. It's just pages and pages of options).

Yeah the Cheesecake Factory is where you take that date who never knows what they want.

Two remakes and a DLC, yawn.

tc obviously filets his chicken wings

Any place that cooks their pizzas at 400 doesn't know shit.

Euripides posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/0/AAfcteAAE94O.jpg

These are not chicken nuggets

Nice tendies bro

variasuite posted...

A chicken is basically a t-rex.

Yeah but pigeons are more like the developmentally disabled cousin of a velociraptor.

Every time I see a pigeon on the street I think about this.

Gotta treat the babyman with the softest of kiddie gloves even though he's spent his entire life abusing the justice system.

The density of primes is asymptotically proportional to 1 / ln(N) so the crossover point is probably somewhere around e^1000 or roughly 10^434.

If there is some number lower than that which simply happens to exist in a particularly prime-sparse portion of the number line you'd likely have to find it via brute force.

Oh relative prime I misread oh well.

Avoid SAD

Wonder how I came up with all those banger songs with literally no musical talent.

I mean *I* have no talent in case that isn't clear, not Tay

It's a meme

I dunno, can you?

It's one oyster, how much could it cost, $20?

I don't understand how somebody with enough money to rent an AirBnb for a month doesn't know you can't flush baby wipes.

A character TC hasn't met yet has one of the funniest one-liners in all of television and the show just treats it like a quip between coworkers, nobody even smiles.

Any excuse to mainline tzatziki sauce is a good one.

Nah, I'm moving in ~6 months so it's not a great time to start a romantic adventure. I have a friend I get naked with from time to time though.

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Has anyone actually suggested it is or is this just a fun straw argument to justify TERFistry?

The Br*tish are the same people that didn't get the joke in A Modest Proposal, so I wouldn't be shocked if they literally put homeless people in trash compactors.

Via the sacrifice of personal relationships, hygiene, career, or all three.

Shadow_Don posted...

Can you imagine if one of them actually gets killed over this?

Holy shit that would be insane. Fucking sick of these freaks forcing us into these impossible situations all for what? Because 10 trans HS athletes exist?

Ironically that would just make it easier for Jeffries to get elected Speaker since he currently has more votes than anybody else.

Euripides posted...

I really wish the judge would say "Oh, Mar-a-Lago is worth $1.5 billion? BET! Looks like you owe $50 million in unpaid property taxes."

Well a New York State judge doesn't have jurisdiction over Mar a Shitto but the county assessor in Florida might be interested to know it's worth ten digits.

Seaman_Prime posted...

Boneless>Bones
call me a coward, but i want to bite into some goddamn meat, not some bones when im eating. If you guys want authentic food, why not just bite into the chicken, feathers and all while youre at it.

If you bite into a bone when you're eating a chicken wing you're probably either 4 years old or have never seen a chicken before. Like how does that happen? You'd have to intentionally ignore the very obvious structure of the chicken part you're eating.

That's cool TC my work crush is just a cool chick who works in another building.

Get fucked PISants

I think I'll have seafood tonight.

Kami_no_Kami posted...

Who would ever do that to the actress who, just two years prior, acted in one of the funniest super hero spoofs of all time.

And three years before that, showed off her .. "reading ability" in one of the lamest hacker movies of all time.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/9/AAOKgXAAE82v.jpg

HylianFox posted...

>Get rid of all the porn,

???

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Under Obama, low unemployment numbers were phony doctored statistics by the deep state.

Under Trump, low unemployment numbers were because he's the Business Chad and made the economy perfect in three months.

He stupidly signed a contract to do it at a joke price and then realized it was actually a legal contract and not like a joke Twitter was "in" on.

Let her touch your penis stupid

Nostalgia is a powerful drug.

People learned the wrong lesson from the indie rock explosion of the 00s and 10s.