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| Topic | Just got cucked big time at work today |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:24:18 PM #3 | Was this to stock up at your lawyer/teacher/doctor job desk? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | omg i thought luke wilson died |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:23:18 PM #12 | Jen0125 posted... because it was the driver of the pro golfer's vehicle? there's nothing grammatically incorrect about that sentence whatsoever. It was a joke Jen. Climb down off the rage train. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Trump lawyer admits to paying off Stormy Daniels |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:21:21 PM #7 | MICHALECOLE posted... Of all of trumps problems and how garbage of a person he is For real. The dude is on record as grabbing pussy and shit. Is him fucking a pornstar supposed to be worse than his other alleged behavior? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | omg i thought luke wilson died |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:09:02 PM #10 | Jen0125 posted... Jen0125 posted...but the driver of the pro golfer's car died not luke wilson Why not just say summin like "The pro golfer's driver died" or alternatively if the pro golfer died, "The pro golfer died" --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | i feel like adultswim's never gonna let the cleveland show die |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:07:24 PM #5 | who cares --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Look at this piece of shit |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:05:59 PM #4 | Alright so shitty reporter and all but >school shooting >better get on twitter --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | omg i thought luke wilson died |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:04:51 PM #8 | Jen0125 posted... Smarkil posted...What kinda car was it that died? pro golfer's car died It's just a weird sounding sentence Jen. You're channeling your inner duckbear. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Another day, another school shooting in the US |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 4:03:22 PM #16 | Jen0125 posted... wow police brought a tank as part of their response. cause tanks are cool and resistance is futile --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | omg i thought luke wilson died |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 12:44:15 PM #2 | What kinda car was it that died? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Would you abort a baby with down syndrome? |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 12:43:06 PM #8 | I'd abort a baby with upside-down syndrome --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Aw, ImmortalityV sent me a Valentine. |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 12:05:56 PM #18 | This is why I will never take the mods seriously. They'll mod shit like 'Sandwich-licker' but don't do anything about people that are actually terrible. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | monster hunter can go fuck itself |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 12:47:55 AM #76 | Cacciato posted... Do you have to have the ingredients or what No, unlocking ingredients just gives you more variety/better buffs. Basically you're just upgrading from gruel to steak with the canteen quests.The ingredients are permanent. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | 2-Headed Siamese Twins Gets Job Teaching 5th Graders... |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 12:35:08 AM #18 | If one of them wants to fuck, but the other doesn't, is that rape? Is masturbation rape if the other isn't into it? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | if we are going to tip we should tip the chef |
| Smarkil 02/14/18 12:13:40 AM #41 | i dont wanna bang the chef --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Looking for a ladies perspective: How many pads do you go through a month? |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 11:58:57 PM #11 | Pads were created by the patriarchy anyway. Nobody should have to wear them. #freebleed --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I just had one of "those" dreams about my gf |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 6:14:57 PM #10 | Did you finally for realz kiss her in your dream??? Omgzorz --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Do you think back in '72 the olympics should have been cancelled? |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 6:03:00 PM #2 | You gotta stop with the topics dude. Just pick a topic and stick with it. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | my grandmother fell over |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 6:01:48 PM #5 | likehelly posted... who is ross odonovan --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | aw bill paxton's family filed a wrongful death lawsuit for his passing |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 5:48:37 PM #2 |  --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | 2-Headed Siamese Twins Gets Job Teaching 5th Graders... |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 3:02:15 PM #4 | Do they get two salaries or just one? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | monster hunter can go fuck itself |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 1:43:57 PM #38 | EvilMegas posted... Again the monsters arent even hard, it just takes slightly longer to beat them. Yeah but when you start fighting dudes that'll one hit you, it's pretty easy to screw up. So longer fights mean greater chance of carting. Of course everything can be solved by gitting gud. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Do you notice a difference between shaving cream or shaving gel? |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 1:42:06 PM #7 | Cream is way harder to masturbate with --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | monster hunter can go fuck itself |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 1:22:53 PM #31 | Cacciato posted... Me and amy buddy are trying to play it together and he's up to the previous mission I did. Now I have no idea how its gonna work for the cutscenes when we start doing missions neither of us have done. Just for the record, playing with two people, even someone you know is hard mode. The enemies scale in multiplayer but they don't scale based upon the number of players. So basically it scales up to a monster that should be beaten by four people, but you're only playing with two. It's fine for the first half of the game but as I've been playing with a couple of friends, we've found it very difficult in the latter half with just two people. Three is manageable. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Longsword vs Katana |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 1:19:43 PM #28 | Kyuubi4269 posted... Folding doesn't make steel more prone to denting. Remember this, European swords were made with two edges because they got blunt in combat, the steel was insufficient to maintain an edge long. They weren't two edged because they got blunt. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I played through Telltale's The Walking Dead Season 3 today. |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 2:28:37 AM #2 | You should probably go ahead and spoiler tags this homie --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | monster hunter can go fuck itself |
| Smarkil 02/13/18 2:12:12 AM #7 | Cacciato posted... How far an you get into this solo Honestly it's probably easier solo --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Incel General |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 8:52:47 PM #122 | LittleRoyal posted... Whatever. I get even creepier things irl. Hopefully it's limited to like, two users here. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I cannot imagine being someone who can't entertain themselves without work |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 8:45:47 PM #11 | LinkPizza posted... Like Krazy_Kirby said, I could go out and play a sport. Or work out. Or just have more time to spend with family and friends. Your family and friends who are presumably working all day? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Police officer fired for not assassinating harmless child |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 8:41:42 PM #9 | Lokarin posted... But at no point did I lie :v aHappySacka posted... Hold your horses Duckbear. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Incel General |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 8:29:37 PM #113 | Moonjay posted... Yeah, the term itself can sound innocent enough if you take it by the literal meaning of the two words it's made up of... But the reality of that group of people is way beyond the literal meaning. Not to defend Zikten or anything, But would you make the same argument against modern feminism? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I cannot imagine being someone who can't entertain themselves without work |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 5:52:55 PM #6 | I had about a month off after graduating college and I was starting to hate it. As much of a nightmare as it can be, having a routine is nice. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | So Bayonetta is pronounced Bi-Onetta. What if her name is Onetta and she... |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 5:48:47 PM #3 | Who's calling her Bi-Onetta? That's not how you say it. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | In time you will know what it is like to lose |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 5:27:45 PM #2 | You've been real weird lately homie --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I need some advice here... |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 5:26:37 PM #6 | Right now, I'm making about 72k a year driving a Vacuum Truck in the oil field. If I do it for another 4 1/2 months, I can move up to driving a Kill Truck, which would pay a little closer to 80k a year. Then if I do that for 5-10 years, I can become a Reverse Unit Operator, which gets about 150k a year Tc is working for an abortion clinic? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 5:23:18 PM #131 | DirtBasedSoap posted... Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!! Do I have to orgasm? Does the dog? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I got invited to an early screening of Black Panther |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 4:56:38 PM #9 | Zikten posted... They better show Thanks in the post credits. Every movie I hope for Thanos. And this is the last one before he attacks. Post credit should show his ship in orbit around earth and Thanos is looking at earth and says "It is time to introduce ourselves...." Oh christ --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 4:52:25 PM #85 | likehelly posted... if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs I'd get her a nice pickling kit and a bevy of cucumbers --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Would you have sex with a pregnant prostitute? |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 4:10:27 PM #9 | Zeus posted... Didn't recognize the name so I checked his profile to see if he was CE invader (or another PlaystationV alt) and wound up finding a glut of quasi-trolling (or just trolling) topics. He's a psv alt --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Woman brags on Twitter about beating up guy who grabbed her butt |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 1:31:30 PM #6 | I'm fine with a guy getting his ass kicked but the whole 'I am woman hear me roar' schtick is lame. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Incel General |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 1:16:34 PM #62 | This topic got weird --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I'm not dead. |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 2:36:52 AM #241 | Cacciato posted... It's bare minimum, Sunny. Bare minimum. Unless this animal shelter has a minimum number bears to remain open. He wrote it as bear for advertising purposes --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Hey Ziggi, you're in a Game Theorists video |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 1:37:07 AM #7 | but for real, why would you think you could transfer a save from Wii U to Switch? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Incel General |
| Smarkil 02/12/18 1:34:56 AM #4 | Nightengale posted... So I just want you to know that incels are people who think rape should be legalized, so uh, if you're still cool with joking about that, I just wanted to let you know Pretty sure that's not true --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Fight scenes these days have too many cuts |
| Smarkil 02/11/18 10:04:03 PM #4 | Cuts and shaky cam are the new wave of fight scenes. It makes everything seem violent and chaotic. So what if you get nauseated and you have no idea what's going on. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Canadian Skaters told to TONE DOWN their SEXY PERFORMANCE...Are you Offended??? |
| Smarkil 02/11/18 7:14:01 PM #2 | shut up duckbear --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Name one thing you would buy from Costco |
| Smarkil 02/11/18 3:47:13 AM #4 | I like their paper plates. And their steaks are pretty decent quality. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | i honestly think an all digital future is always a bad thing |
| Smarkil 02/11/18 3:42:04 AM #17 | jesus christ --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | who would win in this battle? |
| Smarkil 02/11/18 12:50:44 AM #2 | did you only capitalize the ones you like? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | People are dressing up as KKK members at movie theaters |
| Smarkil 02/11/18 12:34:31 AM #16 | Metalsonic66 posted... Smarkil posted...The guy who isn't Black Panther loses He loses by fighting black panther and losing. The villians motivation is spelled out in the trailer. I would say it here, but because the mods are idiots I have no doubt I would get modded for it. In fact, every question you just asked is in the trailer. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
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