Poll of the Day > 2-Headed Siamese Twins Gets Job Teaching 5th Graders...

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pionear 02/13/18 2:07:09 PM #1:	Which One? Yes No Maybe View Results Would you let 'them' teach your 5th grade aged kid? (POLL Question) <cite>pionear posted [p:896011554] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote> Which One? Yes No Maybe View Results Would you let 'them' teach your 5th grade aged kid? (POLL Question)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 02/13/18 2:29:15 PM #2:	I wonder if the students like one head more than the other. Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2? --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:896012941] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if the students like one head more than the other. Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 02/13/18 2:37:38 PM #3:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me! <cite>pionear posted [p:896013479] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 02/13/18 3:02:15 PM #4:	Do they get two salaries or just one? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:896015133] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>Do they get two salaries or just one?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 02/13/18 3:10:34 PM #5:	PK_Spam posted... I wonder if the students like one head more than the other. Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2? i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners. the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:896015649] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder if the students like one head more than the other. Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?</quote> i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners. the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 02/13/18 3:17:30 PM #6:	Jen0125 posted... PK_Spam posted... I wonder if the students like one head more than the other. Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2? i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners. the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation. Well there was Chang and Eng Bunker. But the children thing would be complicated in this situation. Would the children between two different fathers be brother/sister or would they be cousins? Also how does consent work in this situation? Also if your romancing one you have the other right there as well... Also listening to them talk seems like their brains are connected or something. --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:896016107] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder if the students like one head more than the other. Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?</quote> i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners. the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation.</quote> Well there was Chang and Eng Bunker. But the children thing would be complicated in this situation. Would the children between two different fathers be brother/sister or would they be cousins? Also how does consent work in this situation? Also if your romancing one you have the other right there as well... Also listening to them talk seems like their brains are connected or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/13/18 4:30:42 PM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvwop1Nv2og --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:896020819] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvwop1Nv2og</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 02/13/18 4:39:42 PM #8:	pionear posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me! The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that?? --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:896021431] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>pionear posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!</quote> The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 02/13/18 4:41:12 PM #9:	Yellow posted... pionear posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me! The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that?? Practice... and siblings... twin do it sometimes.... --- Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:896021529] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pionear posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!</quote> The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that??</quote> Practice... and siblings... twin do it sometimes....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/13/18 4:42:55 PM #10:	I'm so glad I'm an only child. I couldn't imagine having to be stuck to somebody else. Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!" --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:896021632] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>I'm so glad I'm an only child. I couldn't imagine having to be stuck to somebody else. Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 02/13/18 4:54:49 PM #11:	Smarkil posted... Do they get two salaries or just one? They have two contracts, but the pay is split in half so they both separate checks... <cite>pionear posted [p:896022358] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote>Do they get two salaries or just one?</quote> They have two contracts, but the pay is split in half so they both separate checks...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima_Dragoon 02/13/18 4:56:53 PM #12:	TheCyborgNinja posted... Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!" Who even controls the body? Can they fight over control? <cite>Ultima_Dragoon posted [p:896022497] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!"</quote> Who even controls the body? Can they fight over control?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myghostisdead 02/13/18 5:10:26 PM #13:	Ultima_Dragoon posted... TheCyborgNinja posted... Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!" Who even controls the body? Can they fight over control? They have learned to work together. Walking, driving,etc. Each controls their side. --- https://kzeor.deviantart.com <cite>myghostisdead posted [p:896023304] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ultima_Dragoon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>Who has ass wiping duties? "Gross! You do it!"</quote> Who even controls the body? Can they fight over control?</quote> They have learned to work together. Walking, driving,etc. Each controls their side.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueScum 02/13/18 8:11:20 PM #14:	Yeah, the sex aspect about this kind of thing has always fascinated me. I'm especially curious how various religious organizations would view marriage in a situation like this. Would the married one be guilt free and the other sinning? Or would the couple be sinning as well since they're kind of partaking in a threesome? --- "colege is a wall mart for your mind" - Ken M <cite>BlueScum posted [p:896033532] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, the sex aspect about this kind of thing has always fascinated me. I'm especially curious how various religious organizations would view marriage in a situation like this. Would the married one be guilt free and the other sinning? Or would the couple be sinning as well since they're kind of partaking in a threesome?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Red_Frog 02/13/18 8:52:24 PM #15:	Oh shit. I always swore some of my teachers had eyes in the back of their heads but this one can literally see both ways at the same time, or grade papers while watching for cutups. Class clowns are officially fucked. <cite>Red_Frog posted [p:896035897] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>Oh shit. I always swore some of my teachers had eyes in the back of their heads but this one can literally see both ways at the same time, or grade papers while watching for cutups. Class clowns are officially fucked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sahuagin 02/14/18 12:33:28 AM #16:	Jen0125 posted... i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. maybe since they can't legally marry the same guy, but if they're going to do anything together it's going to be a three-way (even non-sexually) they must just basically have a "polygamous" "marriage" in practice, but legally only one of them can actually marry the guy I dunno, I feel like that would make a lot more sense than marrying two separate guys... --- *The truth basks in scrutiny.* http://i.imgur.com/GMouTGs.jpg http://projecteuler.net/profile/Sahuagin.png <cite>Sahuagin posted [p:896047824] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't.</quote> maybe since they can't legally marry the same guy, but if they're going to do anything together it's going to be a three-way (even non-sexually) they must just basically have a "polygamous" "marriage" in practice, but legally only one of them can actually marry the guy I dunno, I feel like that would make a lot more sense than marrying two separate guys...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 02/14/18 12:35:04 AM #17:	My mind is blown. --- No one shall expel us from the Paradise that Cantor has created. Hilbert <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:896047881] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>My mind is blown.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 02/14/18 12:35:08 AM #18:	If one of them wants to fuck, but the other doesn't, is that rape? Is masturbation rape if the other isn't into it? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:896047886] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>If one of them wants to fuck, but the other doesn't, is that rape? Is masturbation rape if the other isn't into it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 02/14/18 12:42:58 AM #19:	It'd be weird to deny a Siamese twin a job because of their condition but I think it might be too much of as distraction for kids --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:896048226] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>It'd be weird to deny a Siamese twin a job because of their condition but I think it might be too much of as distraction for kids</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dragon504 02/14/18 12:43:35 AM #20:	Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head? --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/dragon504 http://followmy.tv/u/dragon504/time_wasted <cite>dragon504 posted [p:896048253] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 02/14/18 12:46:03 AM #21:	Traumatizing. I honestly don't think I could sit in a class with them. Also, 5th graders are little assholes. They are just going to tear the two of them apart. I can already see the doodles. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:896048347] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote>Traumatizing. I honestly don't think I could sit in a class with them. Also, 5th graders are little assholes. They are just going to tear the two of them apart. I can already see the doodles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 02/14/18 12:57:27 AM #22:	LinkPizza posted... Yellow posted... pionear posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me! The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that?? Practice... and siblings... twin do it sometimes.... 3:13 The double talking is fake, the effect is left on for the man on accident. Why are Journalists such cancer? Seriously, I think they might actually be scummier than lawyers on average. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:896048788] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pionear posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk Ok, learned that they have a reality show that's been on the air for some time...but this is news to me!</quote> The way they speak at the same time is bizarre. They don't share a brain, how are they doing that??</quote> Practice... and siblings... twin do it sometimes....</quote> 3:13 The double talking is fake, the effect is left on for the man on accident. Why are Journalists such cancer? Seriously, I think they might actually be scummier than lawyers on average.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
madadude 02/14/18 1:02:37 AM #23:	DocDelicious posted... They are just going to tear the two of them apart. ........lol --- http://www.last.fm/user/madadude17 <cite>madadude posted [p:896048975] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>They are just going to tear the two of them apart.</quote> ........lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 02/14/18 1:31:34 AM #24:	dragon504 posted... Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head? somebody plz risk account <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:896049980] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>dragon504 posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?</quote> somebody plz risk account</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 02/14/18 1:34:02 AM #25:	argonautweakend posted... dragon504 posted... Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head? somebody plz risk account plx learn google --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:896050065] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>argonautweakend posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dragon504 posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?</quote> somebody plz risk account</quote> plx learn google</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 02/15/18 6:25:31 PM #26:	Yellow posted... argonautweakend posted... dragon504 posted... Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head? somebody plz risk account plx learn google if this is true, why the hell would one of them do such a thing? Unless it was taken w/o their permission (revenge porn)... <cite>pionear posted [p:896157988] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>argonautweakend posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dragon504 posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?</quote> somebody plz risk account</quote> plx learn google</quote> if this is true, why the hell would one of them do such a thing? Unless it was taken w/o their permission (revenge porn)...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 02/15/18 7:29:45 PM #27:	pionear posted... Yellow posted... argonautweakend posted... dragon504 posted... Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head? somebody plz risk account plx learn google if this is true, why the hell would one of them do such a thing? Unless it was taken w/o their permission (revenge porn)... People do porn for any number of reasons. Maybe their self esteem was super low, so they turned to porn to raise it? <cite>green dragon posted [p:896161343] in 2-Headed S... [t:76315216]...</cite> <quote><cite>pionear posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>argonautweakend posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dragon504 posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't there a pic of one of them giving head?</quote> somebody plz risk account</quote> plx learn google</quote> if this is true, why the hell would one of them do such a thing? Unless it was taken w/o their permission (revenge porn)...</quote> People do porn for any number of reasons. Maybe their self esteem was super low, so they turned to porn to raise it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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