Poll of the Day > monster hunter can go fuck itself

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likehelly
02/13/18 1:53:29 AM
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so i've been farming rathains for like, an hour and a half now.

i'll send sos flares up, people will join, we proceed to wreck his shit, over and over. 7 fights, no carting, nothing. perfect fights. everyone is just in the fuckin groove.

so i decide to farm the fucking, chicken t rex bitch, arjanath or whatever it's name is.

does no one know how to fight this fucking thing? stay away from its fucking head

that's it. like what the fuck, three times i've tried this, three times someone carts and mission failure.
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Cacciato
02/13/18 1:59:14 AM
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How far an you get into this solo
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Cacciato
02/13/18 1:59:59 AM
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Also the multiplayer fucking sucks when you're trying to join up to do story missions
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Lokarin
02/13/18 2:00:10 AM
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Cacciato posted...
How far an you get into this solo


Can do all content solo if you're good
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likehelly
02/13/18 2:04:00 AM
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Cacciato posted...
How far an you get into this solo

i can solo it just fine

you can probably solo everything if you grind for the right stuff

Cacciato posted...
Also the multiplayer fucking sucks when you're trying to join up to do story missions

oh my god dude, this game has the worst multiplayer implementation i've ever fucking seen in a game, ever
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likehelly
02/13/18 2:08:13 AM
#6:


finally got my lutemis
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Smarkil
02/13/18 2:12:12 AM
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Cacciato posted...
How far an you get into this solo


Honestly it's probably easier solo
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likehelly
02/13/18 2:14:11 AM
#8:


yes

because people are garbage at this game
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GanonsSpirit
02/13/18 2:39:03 AM
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Anja is the first wall for newcomers, I hear.
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likehelly
02/13/18 2:40:21 AM
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these are people that should have already defeated it, should know what to do at this point

i'm not running story missions, i'm doing alternate? side? whatever, the other missions that are just "hunt this monster with the time limit"
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Cacciato
02/13/18 2:44:40 AM
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Me and amy buddy are trying to play it together and he's up to the previous mission I did. Now I have no idea how its gonna work for the cutscenes when we start doing missions neither of us have done.
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likehelly
02/13/18 2:52:01 AM
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you each will need to start the mission, watch all the cutscenes, one of you quit out and then join the other

it's ridiculous.

don't even get me started on how to join a friends expedition
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likehelly
02/13/18 3:01:44 AM
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also, i super fucking hate the ya-ku monsters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xzf63A_yDY


fuck this dude and his ninja shin kicks
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Ultima_Dragoon
02/13/18 5:07:37 AM
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I just beat the game. There are more optionals without cutscenes as you progress through the story, and I think everything after the story are basic missions so it's much easier to join up.
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Cacciato
02/13/18 5:29:38 AM
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likehelly posted...
you each will need to start the mission, watch all the cutscenes, one of you quit out and then join the other

it's ridiculous.

don't even get me started on how to join a friends expedition

Yeah I did what you said about the watch the cutscenes and rejoin the other which was helpful. Wed alresdy figured out the expedition route which was bullshit.

Smarkil posted...
Cacciato posted...
How far an you get into this solo


Honestly it's probably easier solo

This is probably how Ill do most of it. Honestly the biggest motivation is to not have to do what I just posted about watching scenes and quitting
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RoboXgp89
02/13/18 6:12:59 AM
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once you fight Anaj the second time you'll hate him
he drains all your hp in one hit if he hits you with his jaw attack even if the attack doesn't physically touch your characters hit box
i beat him but even having upgraded armor for the fight didn't help it took me a few days of several hours of grinding to beat him and luck
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ernieforss
02/13/18 11:38:12 AM
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my buddy got angry, because he didn't know how to superman dive in the game. I had to beat diablos for him, because he didn't want to learn how to dodge or evade his attack. He thinks because he an Insect Glaive user his job is to mount things. so he's constantly in the air. i'm telling him that's not how it works. you can't spam hadoken to win at street fighter. You will get wrecked. Then we got to nergigante he just gave up, saying the game is dumb, because i told him about the superman dive. i told him we weren't ready to fight him we only had 270 defense and he was using a rank 4 weapon. we needed more attack and defense just incase he hits us. But he presistaced and got angry that he triple carted. i laughted and say we can try again and tried to teach him to superman dive. he said to put away your weapon and run and evade is a dumb mechanics... games shouldn't work like that.
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Krazy_Kirby
02/13/18 11:41:51 AM
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monster gets buffed in groups.
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 11:57:52 AM
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You suck, if you need an OG to help you I can.
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InfestedAdam
02/13/18 12:34:47 PM
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likehelly posted...
you each will need to start the mission, watch all the cutscenes, one of you quit out and then join the other

it's ridiculous.

don't even get me started on how to join a friends expedition

Oh man. I do hope this is simplified by the time MHW releases on PC. I know my friends and I will co-oping through the game.
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 12:52:15 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
likehelly posted...
you each will need to start the mission, watch all the cutscenes, one of you quit out and then join the other

it's ridiculous.

don't even get me started on how to join a friends expedition

Oh man. I do hope this is simplified by the time MHW releases on PC. I know my friends and I will co-oping through the game.

You can just wait till after the cutscene then fire and sos and friends can join then
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Dynalo
02/13/18 12:54:46 PM
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I solo everything because people are scrubs.

Also, how can you play a game you can't pause? The game is clearly broken and you should take it back.
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likehelly
02/13/18 12:55:58 PM
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why do you think I'm not very far into it
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 1:01:09 PM
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Its not even hard, yall suck.

All of the attacks are telegraphed in painfully obvious ways. If you took time to look at its attack patterns instead of just attacking you would beat it ez.

I spent like the first 5 minutes of each fight just feeling them out like in dbz before they go ssj
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likehelly
02/13/18 1:06:22 PM
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it's not hard, that's why I get annoyed when someone carts due to being an idiot
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SunWuKung420
02/13/18 1:12:13 PM
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What do you mean by "cart"?
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 1:14:35 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
What do you mean by "cart"?

Die
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InfestedAdam
02/13/18 1:15:37 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
You can just wait till after the cutscene then fire and sos and friends can join then

Ah neat, that doesn't sound as bad. Last time my friends and I co-oped in a Monster Hunter game was with MH4U on the 3DS and for that we soloed through the story.

So if I understand you correctly, one can directly join a friends game by simply answering the SOS without leaving the game and still get credit for the storyline quest. Said online settings can be set so only friends can answer the SoS, right? I never used the SoS flares in MH4U so am not 100% sure how they work, I assume it just makes your game appear on the list of open games.
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likehelly
02/13/18 1:19:56 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
What do you mean by "cart"?

when you "die" in monster hunter, you get a little cutscene where you watch your dude get delivered to camp on a cart. so dying in this came is referred to as carting.

you can die three times, max, and the fourth death fails the mission and sends everyone back to town

InfestedAdam posted...
EvilMegas posted...
You can just wait till after the cutscene then fire and sos and friends can join then

Ah neat, that doesn't sound as bad. Last time my friends and I co-oped in a Monster Hunter game was with MH4U on the 3DS and for that we soloed through the story.

So if I understand you correctly, one can directly join a friends game by simply answering the SOS without leaving the game and still get credit for the storyline quest. Said online settings can be set so only friends can answer the SoS, right? I never used the SoS flares in MH4U so am not 100% sure how they work, I assume it just makes your game appear on the list of open games.

nope, the SOS flare is broadcast to everyone in the game
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 1:22:42 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
EvilMegas posted...
You can just wait till after the cutscene then fire and sos and friends can join then

Ah neat, that doesn't sound as bad. Last time my friends and I co-oped in a Monster Hunter game was with MH4U on the 3DS and for that we soloed through the story.

So if I understand you correctly, one can directly join a friends game by simply answering the SOS without leaving the game and still get credit for the storyline quest. Said online settings can be set so only friends can answer the SoS, right? I never used the SoS flares in MH4U so am not 100% sure how they work, I assume it just makes your game appear on the list of open games.

Uhh, i think so. We always did it in public lol
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Smarkil
02/13/18 1:22:53 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Me and amy buddy are trying to play it together and he's up to the previous mission I did. Now I have no idea how its gonna work for the cutscenes when we start doing missions neither of us have done.


Just for the record, playing with two people, even someone you know is hard mode.

The enemies scale in multiplayer but they don't scale based upon the number of players. So basically it scales up to a monster that should be beaten by four people, but you're only playing with two.

It's fine for the first half of the game but as I've been playing with a couple of friends, we've found it very difficult in the latter half with just two people. Three is manageable.
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likehelly
02/13/18 1:24:43 PM
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and if everyone leaves so it's just you by yourself again, the monster isn't scaled down. it still has the stats as if there were multiple people with you.
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 1:28:02 PM
#33:


Smarkil posted...
Cacciato posted...
Me and amy buddy are trying to play it together and he's up to the previous mission I did. Now I have no idea how its gonna work for the cutscenes when we start doing missions neither of us have done.


Just for the record, playing with two people, even someone you know is hard mode.

The enemies scale in multiplayer but they don't scale based upon the number of players. So basically it scales up to a monster that should be beaten by four people, but you're only playing with two.

It's fine for the first half of the game but as I've been playing with a couple of friends, we've found it very difficult in the latter half with just two people. Three is manageable.

Again the monsters arent even hard, it just takes slightly longer to beat them.
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Dynalo
02/13/18 1:30:27 PM
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What weapons does everyone prefer?

I started with the Charge Blade for the first 15 hours or so. I've since changed to the Bow and haven't looked back since. Loving the Bow.
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likehelly
02/13/18 1:30:57 PM
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heavy bow gun, charge blade
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InfestedAdam
02/13/18 1:34:17 PM
#36:


Smarkil posted...
The enemies scale in multiplayer but they don't scale based upon the number of players. So basically it scales up to a monster that should be beaten by four people, but you're only playing with two.

Has it always been like this in previous MH installments? I know in MH4U hunts were scaled based on the number of monsters. When hunting a single monster its health would be 100% of its norm for example but when hunting two of them, their health are reduced. I co-oped through most of it with one friend with a third occasionally joining us so can't say if I noticed a difference between two and three players.

Dynalo posted...
What weapons does everyone prefer?

I'll probably start off with sword and shield again and then shift to light bowgun or start off immediately with the LBG. I played through most of MH4U with SS and besides liking the mobility I also enjoyed playing the "support" role with paralysis and traps. I am somewhat tempted to try the charge blade for when I want the extra oomph though.

EDIT: Speaking of LBG, I watched a video and it seems much more mobile now but the video didn't mention critical distance. Is that still a thing where you deal the most damage by being at a certain distance from your target? I think in MH4U, the screen will shake slightly if you were at the right distance.
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 1:36:45 PM
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You're problem as well is that you are using difficult single player weapons too.

Charge blade is the best weapon but its hard as fuck to use correctly.

I use the Hammer, like a man because all you have to do is hit the head and do front flips.
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Smarkil
02/13/18 1:43:57 PM
#38:


EvilMegas posted...
Again the monsters arent even hard, it just takes slightly longer to beat them.


Yeah but when you start fighting dudes that'll one hit you, it's pretty easy to screw up. So longer fights mean greater chance of carting.

Of course everything can be solved by gitting gud.
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likehelly
02/13/18 1:44:31 PM
#39:


EvilMegas posted...
You're problem as well is that you are using difficult single player weapons too.

Charge blade is the best weapon but its hard as fuck to use correctly.

I use the Hammer, like a man because all you have to do is hit the head and do front flips.

look at mr mario over here
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 1:45:46 PM
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Lmao hammers are insanely fun
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mastermix3000
02/13/18 1:54:04 PM
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likehelly posted...
EvilMegas posted...
You're problem as well is that you are using difficult single player weapons too.

Charge blade is the best weapon but its hard as fuck to use correctly.

I use the Hammer, like a man because all you have to do is hit the head and do front flips.

look at mr mario over here

lmfao
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 2:05:07 PM
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Metalsonic66
02/13/18 2:53:44 PM
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Is the Kut-Ku in this game?
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Cruddy_horse
02/13/18 3:23:17 PM
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I just had some genius get carted 3 times on the repeatable Zorah quest, he died from the magma cores. Words cannot describe my disbelief and anger.
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likehelly
02/13/18 3:30:16 PM
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is that the first time you fight him?
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 3:34:10 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
I just had some genius get carted 3 times on the repeatable Zorah quest, he died from the magma cores. Words cannot describe my disbelief and anger.

Im HR 30 and still eat shit there lol
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Cruddy_horse
02/13/18 3:46:28 PM
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likehelly posted...
is that the first time you fight him?


No, the one in high rank thats appears randomly and has to be done before you complete 2 quests and dissappears again after. Its a repeat of the final time you fight him.
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GanonsSpirit
02/13/18 4:03:01 PM
#48:


Smarkil posted...
Just for the record, playing with two people, even someone you know is hard mode.

The enemies scale in multiplayer but they don't scale based upon the number of players. So basically it scales up to a monster that should be beaten by four people, but you're only playing with two.

Honestly it's not that bad because you have the cats with you. They don't do much damage, but double vigorwasp or vigorwasp and coral choir are powerful tools.

Dynalo posted...
What weapons does everyone prefer?

Switch axe.
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EvilMegas
02/13/18 4:04:48 PM
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Byw on Ps4 im Kingsrampage incase you need a sexy Hammer pony man. I also play the Hunting horn.
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likehelly
02/13/18 4:14:40 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
vigorwasp

vigorwasp itself is a HUGE qol improvement from the other MH games

the amount of free healing is nuts.
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