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Topicalmost kissed the girl
Smarkil
02/04/18 12:59:47 AM
#12
Summertimebooks posted...
Smarkil posted...
I have such a hard time believing this whole thing is a thing

it's a thin, lad
i was there
it's not like the movies


This is far more like the movies than a normal relationship.
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Topicalmost kissed the girl
Smarkil
02/04/18 12:57:58 AM
#10
I have such a hard time believing this whole thing is a thing
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TopicCan you see yourself getting engaged to a Hot Chick you recently met a week ago?
Smarkil
02/04/18 12:25:15 AM
#7
Zeus posted...
tbh, girls can be people.


debatable
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TopicFuck the Dursleys
Smarkil
02/04/18 12:19:43 AM
#17
Ya know, with how Harry's dad is portayed, I don't blame 'em for hating him. Dude was a major fuck.
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Topici got a cool feeling about this one
Smarkil
02/03/18 2:03:09 AM
#3
>female programmer

VzV1mIV
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TopicDo you think this world is pretty bad?
Smarkil
02/03/18 1:59:12 AM
#23
TheGuiltySpark posted...
I believe I'll stay and see what part I play in the slow degradation of life and eroding habitable land.

After all, what use is there really in destroying a single cancer cell in a terminal patient? Almost doesn't seem worth the effort.


If this isn't the memoir of a future serial killer, I don't know what is.
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TopicCan anyone explain this test question?
Smarkil
02/03/18 1:58:03 AM
#7
cause the other ones are old as shit
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TopicWhen you register to vote Does the person ask if you are a Democrat or Republicn
Smarkil
02/02/18 5:16:15 PM
#5
It's stacked long before you have a big penis
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TopicTop 5 comedy films topic
Smarkil
02/02/18 5:14:07 PM
#23
GinsuVictim posted...
Smarkil posted...
Mead posted...
Smarkil posted...
But after the bodies got a hold if it, it's been ruined.


What does this even mean


I meant normies but autocorrect. Posting from a phone is a nightmare.

I thought "bodies" was just a derogatory term aimed at the faceless public.


That works too.
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TopicTop 5 comedy films topic
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:52:44 PM
#19
Mead posted...
Smarkil posted...
But after the bodies got a hold if it, it's been ruined.


What does this even mean


I meant normies but autocorrect. Posting from a phone is a nightmare.
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TopicNeed a female perspective on something
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:51:08 PM
#4
@femans
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TopicDo you think this world is pretty bad?
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:49:48 PM
#20
You make a lot of weird polls for no reason
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Topicis the daughter in this tide ad talking normally to you?
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:48:40 PM
#5
Zikten posted...
whats the joke though?


The joke is that she has to wash a 'few' things which she says sheepishly while she has a gigantic pile of clothes in her hand.

I understand you have a condition, but this seems a little much.
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TopicI have to ask you guys something
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:33:11 PM
#13
TRUMP said something about releasing a memo. Is this what he meant?
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TopicI fucking hate ISPs
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:31:55 PM
#25
JennyBear posted...
none luckily

i just said "i want to transfer my services and keep my same price" and then he tried to upsell me to directv and i said no and he offered me a $100 visa gift card and i said yes

he was a horrible salesman and it worked out great for me


It sounds like you just signed up for direct tv
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TopicWhy don't the cardinal virtues/7 heavenly virtues ever get personified?
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:30:46 PM
#8
MrCool812 posted...
The Virtue Warriors


I thought those ones just complained about men taking up too much room and a non existent wage gap
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Topicis the daughter in this tide ad talking normally to you?
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:29:36 PM
#2
Zitken, it's part of the joke.
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Topic$300 for one month of one prescription.
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:26:42 PM
#7
Moonjay posted...
Lokarin posted...
Why not move to Canada?


Canada literally wouldn't allow me to become a citizen. They don't let in people with existing chronic diseases.


Then I don't wanna hear Canadians bitch about our insurance companies not accepting pre existing conditions when they won't.

Those high and mighty Canadians. Just close their doors and leave us poor, sick Americans out in the cold.
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Topic$300 for one month of one prescription.
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:20:34 PM
#2
Then why not lead with your most expensive medication?
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TopicAccidental shooting in US middle school.
Smarkil
02/02/18 4:18:14 PM
#43
Babbit55 posted...
Smarkil posted...
Babbit55 posted...
There is no good reason to keep a gun at home or on your person, aside from in very narrow and incredibly controlled purposes


So self defense isn't a good reason?


Genuinely no, if some is attacking you then a gun is more likely to get you killed, giving them what they want will keep you alive, if they want you dead, then a gun will not save you as they will have shot/stabbed you before you know and can get your gun.

As for home defence, you are much more likely to be killed by it, than save your life with it


Yeah, this is a terrible argument.

First of all, I'm not giving someone my shit. They're going to have to fight me for it. Do you tell a person whose being raped that they should just lie back and take it too? Secondly, if they want me dead then I absofuckinglutely want a gun. At least then I have a chance. I don't know why you think I wouldn't be able to get to it.

And no, I'm not much more likely to get killed by my gun than saved by it. Statistics are incredibly disingenuous on this.

First of all, I'm not gonna shoot myself. So suicide, which is where most of this comes from, is off the table.

Secondly, I'm not stupid and I don't have kids. So having a gun for myself makes sense. Not only do I like to protect myself like I have the god damn right to. I like shooting. It's fun. And No, I'm not gonna pay 1000 bucks for a gun to let someone keep it in their garage.
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TopicNo posts about the FISA memo? Time to put fingers in ears and yell LOUDLY.
Smarkil
02/02/18 2:57:22 PM
#10
Far-Queue posted...
Judgmenl posted...
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/fisa-memo-full-text/article/2647942

So what do you guys (and gals) think?

Why did you put gals in parentheses? Are women second-class to you?


I think he wanted to put more parentheses around them but learned that the normies don't care for it.
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TopicTop 5 comedy films topic
Smarkil
02/02/18 2:56:28 PM
#11
What_The_Chris posted...
wow you people have terrible taste in comedy. Here's the proper one:

Big Lebowski
Dr. Strangelove
Blazing Saddles
Monty Python's Holy Grail
Maratonci Trce Pocasni Krug or, as known abroad, the Marathon Family


I put holy grail in the same category of humor that Napoleon dynamite is under. It may have been funny at one point, But after the bodies got a hold if it, it's been ruined.
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Topicall jokes aside, the simpsons is ending next year.
Smarkil
02/02/18 2:54:03 PM
#19
likehelly posted...
fucking

click the link


No
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TopicHow long do you think you can last at your current job if you stopped working?
Smarkil
02/02/18 1:31:02 PM
#22
Just stopped doing anything at all and just sat at my desk and stared at the wall? Maybe a day. I'm involved with and run a lot of meetings.

Just not showing up? I'd probably be fired after a week but they'd give me a couple of days before they demanded an explanation.
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TopicI fucking hate ISPs
Smarkil
02/02/18 1:27:00 PM
#21
JennyBear posted...
i called and spoke to a guy named ron who said it would be no problem to keep my internet at $40 a month and then offered me a $100 visa gift card

shout out to mack daddy ron even though he was a mushmouth and i could barely understand him


how many of his dicks did you have to suck to get that deal?
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Topicwhat 45 mins for my pizza delivery
Smarkil
02/02/18 12:56:14 PM
#26
JennyBear posted...
He's in England.


So it's a bangers and mash pizza?
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Topicgamefaqs has been having a lot of network errors lately
Smarkil
02/02/18 12:51:47 PM
#3
Just got one too
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TopicOf these four fantasy races what do you think looks the coolest
Smarkil
02/02/18 12:22:53 PM
#28
Zikten posted...
I guess if something isn't gritty realistic it's bad graphics


No. Just gotta not be 15 years behind the times and also not look stupid af.
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TopicAccidental shooting in US middle school.
Smarkil
02/02/18 12:17:39 PM
#37
Babbit55 posted...
There is no good reason to keep a gun at home or on your person, aside from in very narrow and incredibly controlled purposes


So self defense isn't a good reason?
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TopicAccidental shooting in US middle school.
Smarkil
02/02/18 12:15:41 PM
#36
Cacciato posted...
How the fuck did one round injure 5 people


They were all lined up back to back.

Also they're kids so they're like soft targets or whatevs.
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TopicOf these four fantasy races what do you think looks the coolest
Smarkil
02/02/18 2:17:06 AM
#23
Zikten posted...
Smarkil posted...
Is this from a game in 2001?

Oh wait it's just world of warcraft

World of Warcraft came out in 2004.

also they have updated the graphics several times in it's life.


coulda fooled me
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TopicDid have guys know that when...
Smarkil
02/01/18 6:42:00 PM
#4
What the hell is this topic?
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Topicso yea, turns out you can't just say that fans of DC comics are racist
Smarkil
02/01/18 6:30:14 PM
#65
Also pm me too helly. I think the site I use is an old one
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Topicso yea, turns out you can't just say that fans of DC comics are racist
Smarkil
02/01/18 6:29:45 PM
#64
Dc fans are racist confirmed
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TopicThe cereal battle of love and death round one battle four!
Smarkil
02/01/18 6:25:14 PM
#8
Who tf is voting special k?
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TopicCanada is changing its anthem to be gender neutral
Smarkil
02/01/18 5:27:58 PM
#40
PuddingBoy posted...
the clueless americans in this topic thinking the rest of the world dislikes canada for stupid reasons too <3


Nobody hates Canada. Not even Americans. They're just the extended cousins we rarely think about but sometimes invite to a war now and again.
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TopicCanada is changing its anthem to be gender neutral
Smarkil
02/01/18 4:06:20 PM
#22
Can someone just like put the change in the topic so I don't have to do things to figure it out
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TopicThis is the coolest animated fight scene I've ever seen
Smarkil
02/01/18 1:30:22 PM
#10
What's with the gross sex pervert Batman voice and not Kevin conroy
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Topictransferring the utilities is the most stressful part of moving imo
Smarkil
02/01/18 1:25:08 PM
#7
I just overlap them for a week. Nbd.
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TopicIs cultural appropriation offensive to you?
Smarkil
02/01/18 1:23:08 PM
#7
This topic is offensive to me
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TopicWhy doesn't my phone stay in low battery mode?
Smarkil
02/01/18 12:33:03 PM
#2
Because you touch yourself at night
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Topichow attractive are you? post pics
Smarkil
02/01/18 12:28:58 PM
#17
SunWuKung420 posted...
10 out of mother fucking 9!

0UBTCIt


I thought Dracula couldn't go out during the day?
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Topicdc fans are trying to dick-over black panther's rotten tomatoes user score, ok?
Smarkil
02/01/18 12:27:16 PM
#55
Zikten posted...
answer my question, ok? you can't can't just say that half of all comic fans are racist. just because they like 1 over the other other company. lots of people like Batman. that doesn't make them racist. you are talking shit


It can really only be explained by racism because the marvel movies are objectively better
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TopicYour reaction: ICOYAR gets a job.
Smarkil
02/01/18 2:18:11 AM
#31
Cacciato posted...
ImmortalityV posted...
recommend everyone else go the government assistance route.

What do you recommend for those of us born functional and have to work?


Get a job and pay for his tendies, tendie bitch.
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TopicLab-grown Human Meat
Smarkil
02/01/18 2:15:55 AM
#13
Cacciato posted...
Why did you specify 'lab-grown'?


Presumably so you wouldn't question where the meat comes from.

Sure guy, it's totally "lab-grown"
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TopicWhat are your feelings about this person: Kevin Smith
Smarkil
02/01/18 2:11:14 AM
#6
I've never seen his movies but he seems kinda douchey/10
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TopicLive now till 12-1PM PST. Joe Rogan Experience #1070 - Jordan Peterson
Smarkil
02/01/18 2:10:15 AM
#2
k
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