Poll of the Day > welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work

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TheCyborgNinja 02/12/18 5:05:07 PM #101:	likehelly posted... RCtheWSBC posted... I'd get you both a newspaper upside your heads! you're gonna sit there and act like you wouldn't use this thing literally all the time? I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:895958326] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>likehelly posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>I'd get you both a newspaper upside your heads! </quote> you're gonna sit there and act like you wouldn't use this thing literally all the time? </quote> I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 02/12/18 5:06:29 PM #102:	TheCyborgNinja posted... I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up. Funny, the girl I hooked up with on Saturday did the exact same thing --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim team (drafting in progress): https://i.imgur.com/M25mokB.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:895958413] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up.</quote> Funny, the girl I hooked up with on Saturday did the exact same thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:06:59 PM #103:	Muffinz0rz posted... TheCyborgNinja posted... I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up. Funny, the girl I hooked up with on Saturday did the exact same thing lol good lort --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895958438] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up.</quote> Funny, the girl I hooked up with on Saturday did the exact same thing</quote> lol good lort</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/12/18 5:07:42 PM #104:	Muffinz0rz posted... TheCyborgNinja posted... I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up. Funny, the girl I hooked up with on Saturday did the exact same thing lmao --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:895958487] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>I would giggle literally every time I saw the wieners pop up.</quote> Funny, the girl I hooked up with on Saturday did the exact same thing</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/12/18 5:09:26 PM #105:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z34r0ZVD_K0 --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:895958588] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z34r0ZVD_K0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/12/18 5:10:27 PM #106:	what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery? --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:895958645] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 02/12/18 5:11:40 PM #107:	DirtBasedSoap posted... what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery? I heard girls in porn dislike doing big dick scenes since it hurts them --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:895958723] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery?</quote> I heard girls in porn dislike doing big dick scenes since it hurts them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:12:18 PM #108:	DirtBasedSoap posted... what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery? oh god please no <_< --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895958775] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery?</quote> oh god please no <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 02/12/18 5:12:50 PM #109:	What if there are two of him and his evil twin is the one texting you --- https://i.imgur.com/ymuEJsp.gif <cite>Blighboy posted [p:895958807] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>What if there are two of him and his evil twin is the one texting you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih 02/12/18 5:13:00 PM #110:	darcandkharg31 posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery? I heard girls in porn dislike doing big dick scenes since it hurts them Like most of the dudes in porn have really big dicks though. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 12/19/2017) <cite>lihlih posted [p:895958816] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery?</quote> I heard girls in porn dislike doing big dick scenes since it hurts them</quote> Like most of the dudes in porn have really big dicks though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 02/12/18 5:13:45 PM #111:	Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size hot dogs. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:895958856] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size hot dogs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:14:19 PM #112:	Moonjay posted... Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size dogs. Moonjay noooo lmao Blighboy posted... What if there are two of him and his evil twin is the one texting you Then who did I have sex with? --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895958887] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Moonjay posted...</cite> <quote>Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size dogs.</quote> Moonjay noooo lmao <cite>Blighboy posted...</cite> <quote>What if there are two of him and his evil twin is the one texting you</quote> Then who did I have sex with?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/12/18 5:15:20 PM #113:	darcandkharg31 posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery? I heard girls in porn dislike doing big dick scenes since it hurts them Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time! --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:895958948] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery?</quote> I heard girls in porn dislike doing big dick scenes since it hurts them</quote> Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 02/12/18 5:15:32 PM #114:	RCtheWSBC posted... Then who did I have sex with? Every time you closed your eyes, it was a swapout. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:895958954] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Then who did I have sex with?</quote> Every time you closed your eyes, it was a swapout.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:16:00 PM #115:	shadowsword87 posted... RCtheWSBC posted... Then who did I have sex with? Every time you closed your eyes, it was a swapout. Oh damn. They kept that tongue pace up reeeeeeally well. --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895958987] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>shadowsword87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Then who did I have sex with?</quote> Every time you closed your eyes, it was a swapout.</quote> Oh damn. They kept that tongue pace up reeeeeeally well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 02/12/18 5:16:09 PM #116:	RCtheWSBC posted... Then who did I have sex with? We're the lights on or off? They both might have been there and you didn't notice. --- https://i.imgur.com/ymuEJsp.gif <cite>Blighboy posted [p:895958996] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Then who did I have sex with?</quote> We're the lights on or off? They both might have been there and you didn't notice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:16:31 PM #117:	Blighboy posted... RCtheWSBC posted... Then who did I have sex with? We're the lights on or off? They both might have been there and you didn't notice. Lights on both times! --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895959018] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blighboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Then who did I have sex with?</quote> We're the lights on or off? They both might have been there and you didn't notice.</quote> Lights on both times!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 02/12/18 5:16:36 PM #118:	Moonjay posted... Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size dogs. What is a regular sized dog? A Labrador retriever? More importantly, why do you have dog porn? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:895959025] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Moonjay posted...</cite> <quote>Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size dogs.</quote> What is a regular sized dog? A Labrador retriever? More importantly, why do you have dog porn?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 02/12/18 5:17:24 PM #119:	One of them could be a shadow being who's existence is concealed under standard light conditions. --- https://i.imgur.com/ymuEJsp.gif <cite>Blighboy posted [p:895959077] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>One of them could be a shadow being who's existence is concealed under standard light conditions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:17:49 PM #120:	Blighboy posted... One of them could be a shadow being who's existence is concealed under standard light conditions. He's a Heartless? checks out, sending that damn text --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895959098] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blighboy posted...</cite> <quote>One of them could be a shadow being who's existence is concealed under standard light conditions.</quote> He's a Heartless? checks out, sending that damn text</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chelle 02/12/18 5:18:45 PM #121:	Moonjay posted... Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size dogs. Hey, friend. <cite>chelle posted [p:895959160] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Moonjay posted...</cite> <quote>Eh I have all sorts of porn with regular size dogs.</quote> Hey, friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 02/12/18 5:18:59 PM #122:	Dogs like hot dogs, lol. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:895959170] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>Dogs like hot dogs, lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/12/18 5:19:12 PM #123:	Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!! --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:895959187] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 02/12/18 5:20:19 PM #124:	DirtBasedSoap posted... Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!! ~~Send me your paypal information.~~ --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:895959260] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!</quote> Send me your paypal information.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:20:42 PM #125:	lmaoooooo what is happening --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895959280] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>lmaoooooo what is happening</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 02/12/18 5:21:16 PM #126:	I had hot dogs on my mind and mentally destroyed everyone in the thread. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:895959307] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>I had hot dogs on my mind and mentally destroyed everyone in the thread.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/12/18 5:21:23 PM #127:	shadowsword87 posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!! ~~Send me your paypal information.~~ dont hav venmo work? --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:895959312] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>shadowsword87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!</quote> Send me your paypal information.</quote> dont hav venmo work?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 02/12/18 5:22:05 PM #128:	DirtBasedSoap posted... dont hav venmo work? Bitcoins then, and only bitcoins. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:895959357] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>dont hav venmo work?</quote> Bitcoins then, and only bitcoins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:22:07 PM #129:	I love that this topic blew up in all kinds of ways. For real, thanks to everyone for killing time at work and keeping my spirits up! --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895959359] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>I love that this topic blew up in all kinds of ways. For real, thanks to everyone for killing time at work and keeping my spirits up!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 02/12/18 5:22:58 PM #130:	RCtheWSBC posted... I love that this topic blew up in all kinds of ways. For real, thanks to everyone for killing time at work and keeping my spirits up! when are you guys meeting up --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim team (drafting in progress): https://i.imgur.com/M25mokB.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:895959419] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>I love that this topic blew up in all kinds of ways. For real, thanks to everyone for killing time at work and keeping my spirits up!</quote> when are you guys meeting up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 02/12/18 5:23:18 PM #131:	DirtBasedSoap posted... Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!! Do I have to orgasm? Does the dog? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:895959431] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!</quote> Do I have to orgasm? Does the dog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 02/12/18 5:23:47 PM #132:	No problem, dicking around for people's entertainment is my specialty. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:895959469] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>No problem, dicking around for people's entertainment is my specialty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/12/18 5:24:28 PM #133:	shadowsword87 posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... dont hav venmo work? Bitcoins then, and only bitcoins. doge coin --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:895959507] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>shadowsword87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>dont hav venmo work?</quote> Bitcoins then, and only bitcoins.</quote> doge coin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:24:38 PM #134:	Muffinz0rz posted... when are you guys meeting up 6pm Central --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895959518] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>when are you guys meeting up</quote> 6pm Central</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/12/18 5:25:15 PM #135:	Smarkil posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!! Do I have to orgasm? Does the dog? I typed a response to this but it was fucking disgusting and Ive been modded a lot lately so I deleted it. --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:895959563] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!</quote> Do I have to orgasm? Does the dog?</quote> I typed a response to this but it was fucking disgusting and Ive been modded a lot lately so I deleted it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:25:25 PM #136:	DirtBasedSoap posted... Smarkil posted... DirtBasedSoap posted... Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!! Do I have to orgasm? Does the dog? I typed a response to this but it was fucking disgusting and Ive been modded a lot lately so I deleted it. lmao good grief --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895959570] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!</quote> Do I have to orgasm? Does the dog?</quote> I typed a response to this but it was fucking disgusting and Ive been modded a lot lately so I deleted it.</quote> lmao good grief</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 02/12/18 5:26:25 PM #137:	DirtBasedSoap posted... doge coin Half doge coin, half garlicoin, all memecoin. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:895959633] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>doge coin</quote> Half doge coin, half garlicoin, all memecoin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 02/12/18 5:26:36 PM #138:	I'll take you on the rebound --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:895959645] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>I'll take you on the rebound</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:26:54 PM #139:	EvilMegas posted... I'll take you on the rebound Aww, honey <3 --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895959666] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>EvilMegas posted...</cite> <quote>I'll take you on the rebound</quote> Aww, honey <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 02/12/18 5:27:57 PM #140:	Seriously what's with the dog stuff tho lol --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:895959720] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>Seriously what's with the dog stuff tho lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/12/18 5:28:28 PM #141:	i call thirds. drops wad of $100s and my magnum condoms for my monster dong --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:895959745] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>i call thirds. drops wad of $100s and my magnum condoms for my monster dong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 02/12/18 5:34:17 PM #142:	My favorite shitpost that everyone should know: That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas: (One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork (Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:895960057] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>My favorite shitpost that everyone should know: That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas: (One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork (Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 02/12/18 5:39:00 PM #143:	To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ricks existential catchphrase Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmons genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim team (drafting in progress): https://i.imgur.com/M25mokB.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:895960321] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ricks existential catchphrase Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmons genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
likehelly 02/12/18 5:40:21 PM #144:	it doesn't take much for me to start talking about weird cooking gadgets <cite>likehelly posted [p:895960396] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>it doesn't take much for me to start talking about weird cooking gadgets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 02/12/18 5:42:17 PM #145:	That Rick and Morty one is something special. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:895960507] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>That Rick and Morty one is something special.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 02/12/18 5:43:11 PM #146:	likehelly posted... it doesn't take much for me to start talking about weird cooking gadgets #Juicero4Life --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:895960570] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>likehelly posted...</cite> <quote>it doesn't take much for me to start talking about weird cooking gadgets</quote> #Juicero4Life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:43:41 PM #147:	I really want to waste money on new hair care products now --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895960598] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>I really want to waste money on new hair care products now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lostdragon 02/12/18 5:52:09 PM #148:	I got it the talk is to move in with you. <cite>lostdragon posted [p:895961080] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>I got it the talk is to move in with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 02/12/18 5:55:12 PM #149:	lostdragon posted... I got it the talk is to move in with you. No way, his apartment is pretty cool --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:895961237] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote><cite>lostdragon posted...</cite> <quote>I got it the talk is to move in with you.</quote> No way, his apartment is pretty cool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 02/12/18 5:55:58 PM #150:	Hmmm, hopefully he was std free. --- I'm snotty because I prefer freshly cooked food that isn't full of fillers and/or preservatives.ha http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:895961286] in welp, I go... [t:76312022]...</cite> <quote>Hmmm, hopefully he was std free.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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