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| Topic | People are dressing up as KKK members at movie theaters |
| Smarkil 02/10/18 8:12:22 PM #10 | LinkPizza posted... Smarkil posted...Is there a lot to spoil in a comic book movie? Spoilers The guy who isn't Black Panther loses --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I'm not dead. |
| Smarkil 02/10/18 2:38:47 PM #54 | Aw yiss, we needed a spicy goss injection to this board --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | People are dressing up as KKK members at movie theaters |
| Smarkil 02/10/18 1:55:13 AM #8 | Is there a lot to spoil in a comic book movie? Spoiler - The bad guy loses --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | No one's played Contra? |
| Smarkil 02/10/18 1:21:29 AM #29 | contrafan posted... Oh, come on. I know the entire series by heart. contrafan posted... You don't say? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Extreme phone bills |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 8:39:58 PM #4 | Depends on how many kickflips they're doing and gogurt they're eating --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I lost track of time in the bath |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 8:38:05 PM #97 | Why does sunny hate women so much --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Shit! I just wasted 3 hours on a YouTube channel |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 8:36:30 PM #2 | Tl;dw --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Got the keys to my new place |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 6:46:04 PM #114 | JennyBear posted... https://imgur.com/a/74Dyv Tear down that wall Mr. Gorbajen --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Ever buy a big pickle and eat it all at once? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 6:43:30 PM #9 | I don't buy them from the fair or some shit cause that seems weird, but I'll eat pickles on occasion at home when I have no normal food. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Is this pic offensive? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 6:14:39 PM #22 | Mead posted... Muffinz0rz posted...I don't think "offensive" is the right word We should probably mark him. Ya know, for being offensive in that post not for being that weird foot fetish shitposter guy. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Thoughts on this chick (and the video)? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 6:13:39 PM #2 | I don't like fat people as much as the next person, but I'm tired of whatever you call these types of youtubers. It feels like a broken record at this point. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 5:47:17 PM #19 | Doctor Foxx posted... People are boring, they don't have original ideas for going on dates, they don't put in any reasonable amount of effort, and expectations are often unclear or undefined. It's a huge time sink Get outta here with the 'original ideas' for dates bullshit. There's only so many things you can do for a date. Don't judge a guy because he asks you to coffee instead of taking you horseback riding on the beach or some shit. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Is this pic offensive? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 4:24:46 PM #13 | Miroku_of_Nite1 posted... Rome at its peak size. Um sweety, according to my playthrough of Rome Total War, the empire was much larger than that. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I think my friend's boyfriend is cheating on her with me |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 4:22:35 PM #9 | Jen0125 posted... FellWolf posted...How do you THINK he is? Have you sucked his dick? TC has a feminine penis --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I am scared for everyone who has put money into Twitch. |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 4:21:30 PM #14 |  --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | when will older folks stop acting like great handwriting is required for life? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 3:06:55 PM #22 | likehelly posted... LinkPizza posted...I thought we had this conversation like a week or two ago... At least about the handwriting part. It's like he has a superpower where the only thing his eyes are capable of seeing are things that validate his opinions and he needs that constantly. Everything else doesn't exist. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Are the US leftists sjws the same hippies back in the days protesting the war? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 1:46:20 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Tomorrow is the Eagles Victory Parade. It's going to awesome! |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 1:08:14 PM #96 | SunWuKung420 posted... SusanGreenEyes posted... Is it manufacturing horse shit? That's gotta be a pretty big business out in Philly. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I'm new, AMA |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 12:55:40 PM #22 | LittleRoyal posted... Do you like to eat hot sauce? Its good on baked potatoes Why have I never thought to do this? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | when will older folks stop acting like great handwriting is required for life? |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 12:50:04 PM #12 | Why are you making this topic again? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Jaoquin Phoenix cast as The Joker |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 12:49:14 PM #2 | lol is the batman series the new spiderman series? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Hello, I would like to recommend snacks. |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 12:48:48 PM #10 | SusanGreenEyes posted... At work I always keep a stash of Starburst and Hostess cakes. inb4sunny --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Do you have any other questions? is the most loaded part of an interview. |
| Smarkil 02/09/18 12:48:05 PM #5 | Why do you always ignore people when they tell you things that will help you --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | You know what was a bad decision? |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 10:30:06 PM #7 | StarKnight23 posted... Cacciato posted...StarKnight23 posted...Should have given that money to me. At least you would have felt good about helping someone else. Does it make you feel weird in your no no zone? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Just had anal for the first... |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 7:51:57 PM #16 | Jen0125 posted... if her first time doing anal only hurt "a little" it probably wasn't her first time Spoken like a woman who knows her shit --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | can logan paul just fuck off? |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 2:50:57 PM #9 | Mead posted... I do this thing where I just dont watch his stuff or pay attention to him Yeah I'd never heard of him before until seeing people make topics like this. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Playin games cause you want to " Escape reality or suffer Depression " |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 2:49:59 PM #12 | Lol who is this guy --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I lost track of time in the bath |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 2:31:45 PM #41 | post dick or gtfo --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Do you have any other questions? is the most loaded part of an interview. |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 2:29:09 PM #3 | Ask questions. 1. 'What's the day to day of this position look like?' 2. 'Will I be working on a team or is the work more independent?' 3. 'Is there anything about myself or my resume that concerns you?' 4. 'What's a guy gotta do to get a bj around here?' Etc. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Venom trailer is out |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 2:21:39 PM #12 | Doesn't like, Spiderman have to be in this? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Science discovers prisons legitimately don't work |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 2:05:25 PM #6 | Lokarin posted... LittleRoyal posted...So if you dont have a life sentence instead you... In that case we should just make any offense over 3 months a life sentence then. Problem solved. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Why don't Americans want to recognize Mexico as a North American country? |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 10:35:18 AM #9 | Zikten posted... Babbit55 posted...Smarkil posted...wtf are you talking about Zikten, no. It begins at Panama. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Why don't Americans want to recognize Mexico as a North American country? |
| Smarkil 02/08/18 10:09:51 AM #2 | wtf are you talking about --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | hello! |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 6:48:20 PM #8 | I heard it's really easy to make you white --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | ITT: A Beautiful Woman |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 6:47:47 PM #5 | What's wrong with her tits --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Getting white teeth is kind of easy... |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 6:44:44 PM #15 | GreenTreeClub posted... Mead posted...If youre using a fluoride toothpaste you actually arent supposed to spit all of it out And it turns you into a gay frog --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Nobody can perform mental gymnastics quite like a narcissist |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 6:43:31 PM #4 | What the fuck do you mean 'nobody can perform mental gymnastics like a narcissist'? Are you saying I'm an idiot? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Rose McGowan vs Trans-Activist who interrupts her Book Panel... |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 6:03:30 PM #30 | Boy this whole interaction was annoying af --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I feel like Selena and Aaliyah both dying was... |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 5:54:18 PM #10 | Who's selena --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Attn: RStheWSBC - I heard you like man buns and beards |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 5:36:41 PM #37 | HeyImAlex posted... OhhhJa posted...Do you shop at Trader Joe's? Told you rc. The stereotype holds up. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I get to see Justin Trudeau speak live today :o |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 5:11:33 PM #27 | Smarkil posted... RCtheWSBC posted...Managed to snag tickets before they sold out in like, 3 minutes! Looking forward to it. Okay guys my joke was funny. L2CurrentEvents --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Holy shit potd. I just got my first workman's comp investigation. |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 2:56:15 PM #13 | how does he make poopies --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Is there any way to legally stream the Super Bowl? |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 2:55:29 PM #11 | You can stream it through NBC for free --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | this bill poland just passed is so bizarre to me |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 2:54:13 PM #13 | Doesn't seem that far removed from what Germany does tbh. Neither of which I approve of. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I get to see Justin Trudeau speak live today :o |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 11:26:47 AM #18 | RCtheWSBC posted... Managed to snag tickets before they sold out in like, 3 minutes! Looking forward to it. Sorry, we use 'people-aged' not 'managed'. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Where's the option for breaking a game not in anger? |
| Smarkil 02/07/18 2:37:14 AM #13 | Where's the option for 'yes I intentionally broke a game but only out of spite because my sister ate my tendies after I spent all my hard earned good boy points on them' --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | My wife's out of town. Rate my dinner! |
| Smarkil 02/06/18 10:55:50 PM #2 | That looks seriously disgusting. --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | Holy fuck i seriously want to fuck her |
| Smarkil 02/06/18 10:53:28 PM #40 | wtf is this shit --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | fuck snow |
| Smarkil 02/06/18 10:52:21 PM #13 | Its been like 50 degrees here lately. Usually around here it's in the single digits at this time weird af --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
| Topic | I owe you guys an apology |
| Smarkil 02/06/18 10:51:23 PM #19 | Which one are you again? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 |
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