Current Events > Drinking Topic 108: Does a title suck when there's no one in the forest?

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Walter must love it out there.

I want to take him out in the bush a bunch so bad but I've only done it like 2 times ever. He can't handle cars. I feel like a total asshole driving him anywhere. But he fuckin loves being in the bush.

CanuckCowboy posted...

I want to take him out in the bush a bunch so bad but I've only done it like 2 times ever. He can't handle cars. I feel like a total asshole driving him anywhere. But he fuckin loves being in the bush.

How long a drive is it?

Yeah if you like Yellowjackets, The Wilds is very similar and kind of twisted.

My nephew ate a whole ass rocket in the face in Halo and I laughed real hard and hurt his feelings

Smackems posted...

How long a drive is it?

Fuck I can be in total woodlands inside of 10 mins. But he regresses to kittenhood and loses his shit in a car. He doesn't even like hearing cars.

I'm wondering though if I get that blazer maybe I could put up some mesh screen behind the back seats and if he had a bigger area than his carrier thing maybe he'd be more okay.

He def can't be uncaged in a car if he can reach me at all. I tried that to see if it was better. It was a harrowing trip around the block and back. Lol.

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I hear you man. My wife keeps us eating healthy for the most part. I just drink too much. I really need to get back into exercising. I do yoga for my muscles but need to get back to running.

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My town has 1500 people and its sorta spread out. Lol. It was still a sketchy drive around the block.

Even the day I took him home I had this huge pet carrier (huge then tiny now) he absolutely flipped and it was heart breaking. I put a finger into the cage to try to calm him as I was driving and he had the sharpest little tiny kitten claws ever.

Hes not a lot different now really except he doesn't attack my finger if it try to calm him down.

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Animals are so weird...

I've never met a dog who didn't love car rides except this one lab weiner dog cross we had when i was young... she would start trembling and violently throw up anytime she was in a car.

Lmao Dak, congratulations Johnny

Talib_21 posted...

Lmao Dak, congratulations Johnny

Yessss. I can't say anything to the new chick yet because she's a huge Cowboys fan. I'll let her cry it out and make some jokes tomorrow. I figure the first thing she can make me is Rice a Roni....

Man I love long haired cats, those two are great.

Fuck the Cowboys! That ending was absolutely hilarious and I loved every minute of it

Yeah I loved the ref just plowing through Dak.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yessss. I can't say anything to the new chick yet because she's a huge Cowboys fan. I'll let her cry it out and make some jokes tomorrow. I figure the first thing she can make me is Rice a Roni....

Rice a Roni made with COWBOY TEARS

I'll dig into that.

Honestly you should probably contact her now because she may need some comforting in these trying times

Fuck that. I've sat through a Super Bowl where the Giants lost to the Ravens. Nobody comforted me, I just bottled all my rage and have a sick hatred for Baltimore now.

Lets go Steelers!

This is the only game I don't really care about. I'm probably goin for KC because Pittsburgh has no business being in the playoffs.

Living in the middle of Kansas being a Broncos fan, lets go Steelers lol

Those are some excellent lookin kitties.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

This is the only game I don't really care about. I'm probably goin for KC because Pittsburgh has no business being in the playoffs.

And to your point adding an extra playoff spot gave two Pennsylvania teams undeserved playoff bids

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

ehh couldn't resist. Sent her a text with a joke in it. Thanks Water...

congrats on the secks

https://m.imgur.com/a/UyY4NVM

Absolutely. Eagles had no chance today.

Philly should have won with McNabb, he was a good dude, always wanted to see him win one.

You have to swipe over but thats my cat and dog, not that anyone cares lol

Talib_21 posted...

https://m.imgur.com/a/UyY4NVM

They are awesome, cat is really adorable. They get along?

MabusIncarnate posted...

Philly should have won with McNabb, he was a good dude, always wanted to see him win one.

McNabb had to have mother make his chunky soup for him. He's dis fuckin qualified from being a good dude.

MabusIncarnate posted...

They are awesome, cat is really adorable. They get along?

Sometimes the dogs a rescue so hes a handful. But if hes sleeping she comes and rubs up on him so hell play with her so I think they get along.

The general rule of thumb is if the dog doesn't eat the cat, they get along.

Ya he just chases her around, then he catches her and is like what do I do now?

Thats literally why I came here to talk about my vasectomy. Im like if a cat and dog drive me crazy, I dont need any kids lol

I'd be a good dad I think. Once you yell at them like a lunatic just once, that should straighten em out.

I'd be a great dad too based on how good I am with my nieces and nephews

But I have almost no experience with babies

Kids like me too. The new chicks 1 year old always looks at me and smiles.

I just need a woman that would permit me to not be a father between the hours of 5pm-the time I pass out from drinking.

My sister just had a baby so I get to be an uncle before being a dad myself lol. Though my sister is only a few years younger than me, all my other siblings are 10+ years younger than me so I had a hand in raising them so it's not my first baby rodeo

I bet it's really easy too. Just smile at em every now and then and make sure their mom is getting everything done with the baby. Piece of cake.

Throw em in the ceiling fan and give em super powers

Smackems posted...

Throw em in the ceiling fan and give em super powers

I swear to fuck I think @JimCarrysToe has told me that before. I dunno about super powers but I know she mentioned something about throwing a baby into a ceiling fan at least once.

Yeah it gives em super powers

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I bet it's really easy too. Just smile at em every now and then and make sure their mom is getting everything done with the baby. Piece of cake.

Yes. But you have to make sure you give them the unhealthy but tasty snacks so they still like you more than their mom despite their mom doing all the work.

Yeah they get the ability to be thrown up into a ceiling fan.