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BlazinBlue88
01/15/22 9:59:46 PM
#51:


Haven't really been drinking today. Spent the day redoing my whole nintendo switch hacked setup from scratch so I wanted to be clear headed for that.

I did just pour myself a small glass of scotch to drink while I'm watching Star Trek TNG.

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Smackems
01/15/22 9:59:50 PM
#52:


I'm great at public speaking. Aced the shit out of that in college

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YugiNoob
01/15/22 10:00:57 PM
#53:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/2/AAPV5JAACu0K.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 10:01:14 PM
#54:


Oh my.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 10:02:09 PM
#55:


Smackems posted...
I'm great at public speaking. Aced the shit out of that in college

I got an A in it. I purposely signed up for the 2nd to last speech on the last day so I only spoke to about 4 people because everyone bolted once they were done.

Annnnnd FUCK the Patriots. This is amazing how bad they're getting thrashed right now.

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KogaSteelfang
01/15/22 10:03:22 PM
#56:


Smackems posted...
I'm great at public speaking. Aced the shit out of that in college
I literally can not handle crowds. Especially speaking in from of them.

My job had helped my social anxiety a TON, but crowds still get me. Last year they rented out the lobby of our hotel for a prom photoshoot iirc. There were a hundred people gathered around my desk. I had to lock myself in the bathroom to calm down several times. I almost just broke down an quit. Luckily my manager stopped in and realized I was losing it and gave me a break.

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Smackems
01/15/22 10:17:13 PM
#57:


KogaSteelfang posted...
I literally can not handle crowds. Especially speaking in from of them.

My job had helped my social anxiety a TON, but crowds still get me. Last year they rented out the lobby of our hotel for a prom photoshoot iirc. There were a hundred people gathered around my desk. I had to lock myself in the bathroom to calm down several times. I almost just broke down an quit. Luckily my manager stopped in and realized I was losing it and gave me a break.
That was good of them

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MrMallard
01/15/22 10:21:29 PM
#59:


I had curry beef for lunch, just burped with a mask on and blew residual curry vapor straight into my eyes.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 10:21:38 PM
#60:


Smackems posted...
That was good of them

This. Its nice to hear when management understands and doesn't just want people to somehow be like robots.

Its disturbingly uncommon for management to be decent human beings in my experience. Smaller companies are usually better but the bigger it is the worse it gets in my experience.

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Talib_21
01/15/22 10:31:15 PM
#62:


Woke up got drunk and watched the KU basketball game and like the first quarter of the bengals game then passed out. Just now woke up and the Bills are killing the Patriots.

The real question here is should I get drunk again this evening?

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 10:34:25 PM
#64:


Nice.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/22 10:34:51 PM
#65:


Me and Johnny went through it, had a couple kind of bad days and recovered fast. I just laid around for a few days, I've had worse cases of the flu, I'm vaxxed though and the fact that my wife didn't get it at all when sleeping in the same bed says a lot about effectiveness imo.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 10:36:51 PM
#66:


Yeah it's a weird virus man. I can't figure it out...

Dildo in the endzone?

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/22 10:40:26 PM
#67:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah it's a weird virus man. I can't figure it out...

Dildo in the endzone?
No that's just Tom Brady

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 10:41:53 PM
#68:


MabusIncarnate posted...
No that's just Tom Brady

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/2/AAXd8eAAA_lQ.jpg

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Talib_21
01/15/22 10:54:28 PM
#69:


God damnit I was in the shower and missed the best part of the bills game. Holy shit the bills are beating that ass!

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 10:55:18 PM
#70:


Best part?????

It's a slaughterhouse!

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Naysaspace
01/15/22 11:00:29 PM
#71:


leafs won a barnburner tonight
i'm 0-for-2 in playoff NFL picks.

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Talib_21
01/15/22 11:09:33 PM
#72:


Naysaspace posted...
leafs won a barnburner tonight
i'm 0-for-2 in playoff NFL picks.
Give me the rest of your picks so I can fade them and become a millionaire!

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Naysaspace
01/15/22 11:15:11 PM
#73:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/584799-ice-hockey/79659232/961623975

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Naysaspace
01/15/22 11:16:17 PM
#74:


granted, i guess those were the only 2 dogs i took

unfortunately, i had Pats winning the superbowl. LOL.

i haven't watched an NFL game in full in like 6 years

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 11:16:48 PM
#75:


Started talkin to the new chick again tonight.... We made a bet. If SF wins tomorrow she owes me dinner every Thursday for the next month. If Dallas wins, I owe her dinner every Thursday for the next month.

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Talib_21
01/15/22 11:18:43 PM
#76:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Started talkin to the new chick again tonight.... We made a bet. If SF wins tomorrow she owes me dinner every Thursday for the next month. If Dallas wins, I owe her dinner every Thursday for the next month.

Nice! I miss the single life.


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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 11:26:20 PM
#77:


Talib_21 posted...
Nice! I miss the single life.

We're both still single we just have a feisty rivalry because i'm a Giants fan and she's a Cowboys fan.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 11:26:26 PM
#78:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Started talkin to the new chick again tonight.... We made a bet. If SF wins tomorrow she owes me dinner every Thursday for the next month. If Dallas wins, I owe her dinner every Thursday for the next month.

The new one that's a psycho?

I dunno if thats a good bet regardless of outcome....

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MrMallard
01/15/22 11:32:54 PM
#79:


If things go well, you guys could settle down and raise a couple of Giant Cowboys

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 11:33:17 PM
#80:


CanuckCowboy posted...
The new one that's a psycho?

I dunno if thats a good bet regardless of outcome....

I will admit I started it, but she went all ape shit and went all pyscho on me.

We separated for a few days and now we made an NFL bet that's gonna bring our hearts together as one?

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Talib_21
01/15/22 11:36:10 PM
#81:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We're both still single we just have a feisty rivalry because i'm a Giants fan and she's a Cowboys fan.
I know you are, I was just saying that I miss being single.

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Talib_21
01/15/22 11:39:03 PM
#82:


Why the fuck do weekends go by so fast? I feel like I just got off work and its already Saturday night

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/22 11:39:21 PM
#83:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Started talkin to the new chick again tonight.... We made a bet. If SF wins tomorrow she owes me dinner every Thursday for the next month. If Dallas wins, I owe her dinner every Thursday for the next month.
I hope she likes McDonalds. I don't see Johnny as the cooking type.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 11:39:31 PM
#84:


Well file for divorce and start over?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 11:41:06 PM
#85:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I hope she likes McDonalds. I don't see Johnny as the cooking type.

It's funny I made a comment about that. I can cook though damnit! Just give me the motivation and i'll make it amazing.

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Naysaspace
01/15/22 11:49:23 PM
#86:


damn i haven't cooked for a girl in fucking forever lol

my chops are probably dull

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Talib_21
01/15/22 11:54:50 PM
#87:


Naysaspace posted...
damn i haven't cooked for a girl in fucking forever lol

my chops are probably dull

The last time I cooked for a date it was hamburger helper lmao

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BlazinBlue88
01/15/22 11:57:03 PM
#88:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I can cook though damnit! Just give me the motivation and i'll make it amazing.
What's the best dish you can make for someone?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 11:59:03 PM
#89:


I grilled a plant based burger once at 3am for my ex. I was drinking so I wasn't eating but I was outside grilling this thing and just flipped it until it browned up real good like a regular burger. Tried a bite, spit it out, and said enjoy....

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/16/22 12:00:14 AM
#90:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
What's the best dish you can make for someone?

Fuck off. If you tell me what you want, I can probably make it.

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CanuckCowboy
01/16/22 12:02:38 AM
#91:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
What's the best dish you can make for someone?

I made an amazing lasagna once for a girl and tldr she didn't come over so I had my buddy and his kid over and god it was good lasagna.

Another time I made lobster and scallops and had no clue how to cook scallops but google and Jesus it was good. I think I overcooked the lobster but I had to try really hard not to just take all the scallops.

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CanuckCowboy
01/16/22 12:03:39 AM
#92:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Fuck off. If you tell me what you want, I can probably make it.

I want scallops. And bacon.

Just a fuckload of scallops and bacon. And maybe some scalloped potatoes.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/16/22 12:04:12 AM
#93:


Ok I did Lobster tails one night....

Lasagna from scratch would be a thing but I could do it.

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Pandamonic
01/16/22 12:04:24 AM
#94:


When my friend told me he found the correct way to say bacon in Jamaican is to say beer can in British, I really thought he was a funny motherfucker, hell, there even was some stand up comedy potential there. Laughs were had. Haha. Good times.

Then I found this video from 10 years ago.

https://youtu.be/YDQmMBawMAg

My friend is a phony motherfucker.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/16/22 12:04:51 AM
#95:


Scallops are different than scalloped potatoes?

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What_
01/16/22 12:05:34 AM
#96:


Jameson and ginger ale

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/16/22 12:06:49 AM
#97:


Ok I can make you a Jameson and Ginger fuckin Ale easy. Look at me go with my culinary amazingness.

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CanuckCowboy
01/16/22 12:07:35 AM
#98:


Scallops are the best fuckin seafood ever imo.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/8/AANJGaAACz8O.jpg

Fuck I love scallops.

Also ive made lasagna for myself once ever and it was good but its like you can make an amazing sauce and freeze a bunch of it and then just have it over some pasta with some parietal and its almost as good and way easier and more convenient.

Parmesan ffs. Not brain parts.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/16/22 12:10:15 AM
#99:


Oh ok so just go in there and say "gimme some scallops sweety honey baby" and then take those fuckers home and fry em up? Big deal. Throw some seasoning on it? What's the big deal?

I still don't know what they are but looks like you gotta fry em up.

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Pandamonic
01/16/22 12:12:48 AM
#100:


I want Canucks phone when he dies.

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