Current Events > Drinking Topic 108: Does a title suck when there's no one in the forest?

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We had two babies and two young nephews live with us for a few years, so I got a lot of experience with it. That said, I now have 5 that live 20 mins away, and a few others in ATL and I think me and the wife decided that's plenty and we never had one.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah they get the ability to be thrown up into a ceiling fan.

Yeah they love it. Or at least I did

I'm just gonna leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP7OiaZ-EtA

So why all the coboy fans pissy

Because every year they swear up and down "this is the year!" and evvvvveryy year we go through this 1 and done situation in the playoffs.

I love having kids I dont have to deal with on a daily basis

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Because every year they swear up and down "this is the year!" and evvvvveryy year we go through this 1 and done situation in the playoffs.

Not to mention Cowboys fans are everywhere so there's no escaping them.

Water I haven't heard back from the new chick yet. I think you may have ruined what could have been a beautiful and healthy relationship by encouraging me to make jokes.

Based on what's happened idk if that's gonna be a great relationship

But I'm shit at it anyway so don't even listen to me

Well it depends on what you call "jokes". You have to throw out playful jokes. You can't throw the same malicious "fuck you" jokes you'd give to cowboy fans you aren't trying to fuck.

WaterLink posted...

Well it depends on what you call "jokes". You have to throw out playful jokes. You can't throw the same malicious "fuck you" jokes you'd give to cowboy fans you aren't trying to fuck.

I just hope you can sleep good tonight knowing you may have ruined our lives.

This topic is ruining my life. Or maybe that was the ceiling fan

Y'all off tomorrow? If so let's get fuckered

Smackems posted...

Based on what's happened idk if that's gonna be a great relationship

But I'm shit at it anyway so don't even listen to me

Yeah i'm not really looking into anything this go round. Probably end up in another heated argument or i'll get a shovel to the face.

Either way Water started this series of unfortunate events.

Tell her since the Cowboys choked today you got something she can choke on

Smackems posted...

Y'all off tomorrow? If so let's get fuckered

I'm just working from home. Hardly anybody is gonna be in the building so fuck that.

Already a couple rum and cokes in.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah i'm not really looking into anything this go round. Probably end up in another heated argument or i'll get a shovel to the face.

Either way Water started this series of unfortunate events.

Can I be the shovel guy? It'll be a love tap

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I'm just working from home. Hardly anybody is gonna be in the building so fuck that.

Already a couple rum and cokes in.

I'm hoverin

Here's one for her.

What's the best part of Switzerland?

I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.

MabusIncarnate posted...

We had two babies and two young nephews live with us for a few years, so I got a lot of experience with it. That said, I now have 5 that live 20 mins away, and a few others in ATL and I think me and the wife decided that's plenty and we never had one.

We've been busy raising my BIL for the last two years. Wife spent her entire life raising her three younger siblings. Still can't decide if we want kids or not.

Heard back from the new chick. She's not a happy camper but she's still gonna make me rice a roni with cowboy tears to mix with my rum.

Is she gonna guzzle your custard?

WaterLink posted...

Is she gonna guzzle your custard?

Maybe after I hit him with that tennis racket or whatever we were talking about

WaterLink posted...

Is she gonna guzzle your custard?

That would be fine for dessert.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

That would be fine for dessert.

The entree is rump roast right?

Thought it was breast

All that shit with rice a roni scattered about the room.

You nut rice?

You could be a trillionaire dude

Talib_21 posted...

I love having kids I dont have to deal with on a daily basis

Same lol

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Water I haven't heard back from the new chick yet. I think you may have ruined what could have been a beautiful and healthy relationship by encouraging me to make jokes.

Shes shoving pins into her Johnny voodoo doll

Hey Mabus...

wassup

MrMallard posted...

Here's one for her.

What's the best part of Switzerland?

I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.

Lmao, I like this kind of humor

Oh finishing this last half hour at work then I gotta drive home in like 7 inches of snow. I'd say I'm gonna get baked when I get home but I've been there all day anyway.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Lmao, I like this kind of humor

What do you call a deer with no eyes

no eye-dear

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs

still no eye-dear

MabusIncarnate posted...

Same lol

Shes shoving pins into her Johnny voodoo doll

Don't say that I pulled a muscle in my neck earlier.

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
Da End is Near! Turn You self Around Now! Before Its Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, You religious nuts!
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash Bordeaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus say Bridge Out?

Oh boy

Bordeaux and Thibodaux are assholes and should be held accountable for their actions after you're convicted for ruining lives.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh finishing this last half hour at work then I gotta drive home in like 7 inches of snow. I'd say I'm gonna get baked when I get home but I've been there all day anyway.

Good luck getting home man. I wish we got 7 inches of snow around here. Don't think that's happened in like 5-7 years.

I'm really high and this song is always good

https://youtu.be/16NaOFTIkug

Got in okay, dog ran out the front door when I got home, spilled down the stairs and ate a shit pile of snow. Only like the 30th time she's ran down icy steps and fell. Now she's all wet.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Good luck getting home man. I wish we got 7 inches of snow around here. Don't think that's happened in like 5-7 years.

So far this winter i've just seen a little dusting of snow in the mountains but that's like 8k ft elevation.

I like it when I don't have to drive anywhere and it melts within a day.

Our snow didn't even manage to hit the ground before it melted

Sounds like your snow is a bunch of bitches. Our snow is such a bitch too, it didn't even show up

WaterLink posted...

Sounds like your snow is a bunch of bitches. Our snow is such a bitch too, it didn't even show up

Nuh uh my snow could kick your snow's ass

I always felt like New Mexico is a pass through state for weather. When the wind picks up here, the next day Mabus ends up reporting that one of his trees fell over because of a tornado.

Maybe I should start warning him?

We should get two way radios.

I had a few drinks. Really want to go back to work and make some fucking money, but if I'm isolated with alcohol, I'm gonna drink.

Though before I went to get my COVID test, I managed to hammer out the first chapter of a 13 chapter Doctor Who fanfic. So you can't accuse me of being lazy. Once my laptop reboots, I'm gonna draft a second and third chapter too.

MabusIncarnate posted...

We should get two way radios.

That would be fun.

Im throwing squirrels into your ceiling fan when you pass out.

JimCarrysToe posted...

Im throwing squirrels into your ceiling fan when you pass out.

Shut up or i'll knock you into a wood chipper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMFRSo3DSE

Anyone got a decent guess on the Habs games actually happening this week?