Current Events > Drinking Topic 108: Does a title suck when there's no one in the forest?

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I feel like we're on the right track if anything. On a production level we are fucked but I got all Lindsay interesting things to say.

*all Lindsay

We couldn't even get one show taped.

"Where the fuck is Mabus?"

"Oh he's outside with Canuck rippin out the neighbors flowers"

"Where the fuck is Johnny?"

"He got drunk and chased Walter down the street for spilling his drink"

So basically it's 30 awkward minutes of Jim chasing dish soap with ketchup

I knew exactly 1 Lindsay. She was kinda interesting. She sold me weed once. She stole it from her boyfriend.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh shit, I wish I had some i'd go hard right now.

I swear they genuinely have a potential to be so good for mental health. Eating a quarter cause you had a bad day is obviously not like an ideal stress response but every time I've done mushrooms I have no desire to do them again for a long time but I really sort of have a... like there's carry over where you sort of have a better perspective on everything.

I can totally see how microdosing where you don't feel it but just take some tiny amount every so often could be really helpful.

It's been in heavy consideration for legalization for medicinal purposes in the US here, a lot of research is showing it's very effective for depression and anxiety, various mental disorders and boosts your immune system.

Pandamonic posted...

I knew exactly 1 Lindsay. She was kinda interesting. She sold me weed once. She stole it from her boyfriend.

I like the cut of her jib.

Also *kindsa. All kindsa.

That is a word even if it doesn't have a proper spelling.

I did em once and it wasn't good for my mental health. I certainly didn't micro dose either. I took quite a bit.

Opened and closed my original Xbox tray for like 30 minutes

Saw the grim reaper on my wall paddling in a canoe

Made the mistake of looking at the time and freaked out that only 10 minutes had passed.

Thought there was worms crawling around in the carpet.

The next day my neighbor was playing basketball in my driveway in the rain by himself and I still don't know if that really happened because I didn't wanna deal with it.

Probably what Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys) was like as a child

https://twitter.com/MeaghanDerynck/status/1483256373592961025?s=20

Been reading reddit posts about the worst things parents have confiscated from their kids

I had to take an axe off my 6 year-old daughter because she was fed up with having two brothers and wanted to get rid of one so she could have a sister.
She's now 32 and hates me reminding her about it

Rofl sounds like something i would do, but not to get a sister. Just chop both of them and have the room for myself.

Why did their 6 year old daughter have an axe to begin with?????

MabusIncarnate posted...

It's been in heavy consideration for legalization for medicinal purposes in the US here, a lot of research is showing it's very effective for depression and anxiety, various mental disorders and boosts your immune system.

Canada too. You can actually buy shrooms at a few unlicensed weed dispensaries near me now. It's basically into the grey area of what weed was a few years ago commercially but there still needs to be much more open and tolerant research into it. I feel like ten years down the road there's gonna be a lot more known about the benefits.

The time moving at a snail's pace is something you never get used to. I swear I thought 5-6 hours had passed and it was like 45 minutes. So strange.

Naysaspace posted...

Probably what Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys) was like as a child

https://twitter.com/MeaghanDerynck/status/1483256373592961025?s=20

lmao that's amazing

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Why did their 6 year old daughter have an axe to begin with?????

You can't axe people without an axe.

I can understand that.

JimCarrysToe posted...

Been reading reddit posts about the worst things parents have confiscated from their kids

Rofl sounds like something i would do, but not to get a sister. Just chop both of them and have the room for myself.

you gotta wonder where the kid, at the age of 6, got the idea to axe-murder her brothers from. *cough*Parents*Cough

Naysaspace posted...

Probably what Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys) was like as a child

https://twitter.com/MeaghanDerynck/status/1483256373592961025?s=20

This should be in a movie.

I got strong Christmas story vibes from that kid. Just needed a leg lamp.

HAHA I just noticed the name and what was below it

Carter Trozzolo
Exhausted

Johnny Nutcase
Drunk

Alright first project of the year is lined up already. My toilet just overflowed. Time for a new toilet. It's been pissing me off for a while now, time to rip this dirty cock sucker out .

It's honestly pretty easy to install a new toilet, doesn't take long.

Pandamonic posted...

The whiskey hit and it's great. It's like Christian Bale says in American Psycho, relief washes over me in an awesome wave, only it's not relief, it's the feeling I get when the whiskey hits. It's awesome.

Back before I broke my breathalyzer, I liked to go right about 0.1 on a good day, 0.2 on a bad day, and and 0.3 on a "fuck it" weekend.

Got that fucker up to 0.52 once, and still remember doing it. That was not a good saturday and sunday after.

Layhey was right all along.

my landlord did most of the installations in my suite and i swear to god they're all dogshit lmao. they all work, but theres lots of leaks, alignment issues, caulking issues, etc.

he's a pure white collar guy, sort of like a lawyer, so i can't fault him too much. at least they work, and are medium-end fixtures (although installed crooked and shit)

MabusIncarnate posted...

It's honestly pretty easy to install a new toilet, doesn't take long.

It is if you're me. I get drunk and angry real fast.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Back before I broke my breathalyzer, I liked to go right about 0.1 on a good day, 0.2 on a bad day, and and 0.3 on a "fuck it" weekend.

Got that fucker up to 0.52 once, and still remember doing it. That was not a good saturday and sunday after.

Layhey was right all along.

Ohhhh man I wanna get a breathalyzer. I gotta order some shit on Amazon tonight so i'm adding that to the list if I can find one relatively cheap.

Its fucking nuts how things evolve and why stuff is the way it is.

https://youtu.be/jdrNjHPYKz4

MabusIncarnate posted...

It's been in heavy consideration for legalization for medicinal purposes in the US here, a lot of research is showing it's very effective for depression and anxiety, various mental disorders and boosts your immune system.

But old people think it's evil and will consume your soul so that won't happen for a while

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Ohhhh man I wanna get a breathalyzer. I gotta order some shit on Amazon tonight so i'm adding that to the list if I can find one relatively cheap.

I got a BACtrack. Been wanting a breathalyzer for a long time and got it around '18.

Turns out I get drunker than I thought.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Ohhhh man I wanna get a breathalyzer.

They don't last very long before the sensor gives out.

....especially when you rip a 0.5 into it.

Hell yeah I wanna baseline myself. I gotta figure out how drunk I can be before I can't text or call women without ruining a relationship.

Smackems posted...

But old people think it's evil and will consume your soul so that won't happen for a while

It's about money, not puritanism.

Smackems posted...

But old people think it's evil and will consume your soul so that won't happen for a while

That's just the lame old people. I mean the Woodstock crowd are like mid 60s now.

But also the lame old people are the ones who run shit so... yeah.

Never thought about getting a breathalyzer. I mean, if you're in a real fix for a reading, you can just hop in the car and....nevermind.

Been there done that bud.

happens a lot more often than you think. most people won't tell ya.

A husband comes home from work one day to find his wife, sitting on the couch looking upset. He asks what's troubling her and she wordlessly holds out a magazine. The husband opens it to find some really extreme BDSM material: humiliation, whipping, bondage, leather and latex play, etc. He asks his wife, "what are you doing with this magazine?" She responds tearfully, "I found it in our son's room, under his bed! He's only ten; he shouldn't be looking at this sort of thing!" She sobs and looks her husband in the eye. "What should we do?" She asks.

The husband breathes a very heavy sigh.

"Well," he responds, "we sure as shit are not going to spank him."

I guess i'll make the new topic, i'm home, I can toss one together.

Naysaspace posted...

happens a lot more often than you think. most people won't tell ya.

Did it some when I was younger. But I was way dumber than I am now, which is still considerably dumb

JimCarrysToe posted...

A husband comes home from work one day to find his wife, sitting on the couch looking upset. He asks what's troubling her and she wordlessly holds out a magazine. The husband opens it to find some really extreme BDSM material: humiliation, whipping, bondage, leather and latex play, etc. He asks his wife, "what are you doing with this magazine?" She responds tearfully, "I found it in our son's room, under his bed! He's only ten; he shouldn't be looking at this sort of thing!" She sobs and looks her husband in the eye. "What should we do?" She asks.

The husband breathes a very heavy sigh.

"Well," he responds, "we sure as shit are not going to spank him."

O_O

MabusIncarnate posted...

I guess i'll make the new topic, i'm home, I can toss one together.

Toss that topic salad Mabus

Smackems posted...

Did it some when I was younger. But I was way dumber than I am now, which is still considerably dumb

I have never gotten a DUI but I'd be lying if I said I never drove fucked up. Used to on weed intentionally, and used to drunk a couple times. The fear/guilt/"oh shit" feeling i got when i wake up the next morning sorta set me straight (But weed+drive is the exact same charge up here, so really....)

Mabus has now officially tossed our topic salad

Kick it's ass like Jim took your lunch money

Naysaspace posted...

I have never gotten a DUI but I'd be lying if I said I never drove fucked up. Used to on weed intentionally, and used to drunk a couple times. The fear/guilt/"oh shit" feeling i got when i wake up the next morning sorta set me straight (But weed+drive is the exact same charge up here, so really....)

I didn't ever give a shit. Because I was dumb

Er

Jim gimme back my god damn lunch money

Fuck a duck quack attack nut sack

Fuckin QUACK

Another one bites the dust

Quack addict

Shit quack