Current Events > Drinking Topic 108: Does a title suck when there's no one in the forest?

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Speakin of drink. I'm gonna finish off this rum, fuck it.

All I got is about a third a bottle of Jameson.
meh, may as well.

Yeah fuck it. Just watching the Rams and Cards play. I'm watching The Eli and Peyton show. These two manage to fuck something up every time they do this.

Eli: Ok let's go over to Peyton who's going to break down that last touchdown
Peyton: I can't hear shit
Eli: Nevermind...

I'm drinking and watching the end of dexter. Or at least until I wanna listen to music.

Fuck the last week or so has been something. I'm starting to wonder what in the actual fuck is with the pacing and planning of this class.

I typed a rant but it included the better known name of walking corpse syndrome and gfaqs was like oh you can't have the letter t and then letters a, r, and then the letter d together in any circumstance ever and also you don't even get the warning and post this anyway option for when its totally non offensive and not remotely related to that word that starts with re.

Fucking gfaqs man.

finally getting around to Mandalorian.
may as well have a shot or several of whiskey.

Got to be up at 5 in the morning, which I hate so very much

Most of my working life I've either had to be up by 5 or 6 depending. Its the absolute worst.

Even now when I don't have to im so conditioned to it that I still wake up by 6 and then just lay in bed with my eyes closed pretending I'm sleeping.

My asshole cat wakes me up at 6am almost every morning. I tell her to piss off and go back to bed.

Mandalorian is a good watch

Holy shit the Cardinals are completely fucking up this game.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Most of my working life I've either had to be up by 5 or 6 depending. Its the absolute worst.

Even now when I don't have to im so conditioned to it that I still wake up by 6 and then just lay in bed with my eyes closed pretending I'm sleeping.

I've done a shit ton of night work. In particular with paper routes, midnight to 6. And now when there's emergencies it's almost always at night I have to deal with them

Niners are the only wildcard team that didn't get BTFO, I guess.
Going to 7 seeds was a mistake.

Smackems posted...

I've done a shit ton of night work. In particular with paper routes, midnight to 6. And now when there's emergencies it's almost always at night I have to deal with them

Omg the worst thing I've ever done was when the place I worked at for 4 years or so brought in night shifts on finishing. My end was always the only one without night shifts and suddenly I'm doing a month of every shift and switching.

That was my last straw at that place. It sucked for a hundred reasons but also I sometimes wonder if I shouldn't have just stayed. At least there was benefits and a pension.

I really suck at night shifts and functioning on little sleep in general. It makes everything way harder.

Taint worth it if it fucks you up like that

Nah you can't stay at a job you can't stand being at.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Niners are the only wildcard team that didn't get BTFO, I guess.
Going to 7 seeds was a mistake.

10 years from now, a 7 seed will win and the NFL will be all like, "WoW whAt an INCrediBlE uPsEt!!"

Smackems posted...

Taint worth it if it fucks you up like that

That's what I tell myself.

I mean its true for sure but also fuck I could use the monies. I have the monies stress and I need a vehicle by the time lab starts in less than a month, and imma have to pay monies every month for it.

It's such a stupid fucking thing to worry about relative to so much else. I should bitch less.

CanuckCowboy posted...

That's what I tell myself.

I mean its true for sure but also fuck I could use the monies. I have the monies stress and I need a vehicle by the time lab starts in less than a month, and imma have to pay monies every month for it.

It's such a stupid fucking thing to worry about relative to so much else. I should bitch less.

Any chance you can gather enough monies to pay for a cheap used car with cash? Monthly car payments seem like a bit of a grift sometimes, though I get why financing is sometimes needed.

I keep tellin ya, if you put Walter on Twitch or something you'll clear at least $1 mil a year.

Metallic Slug13 posted...

Any chance you can gather enough monies to pay for a cheap used car with cash? Monthly car payments seem like a bit of a grift sometimes, though I get why financing is sometimes needed.

I'm going to school atm and working part time and I was sans income for a few months after starting school till I found a job that would work with my hours.

Its also not a good paying job.

The guy who fucked my car is a mechanic and its a blazer he has that id be buying. Hes actually willing to finance it himself and give me 1k off for my car (its a 17 year old sunfire that has body damage from other idiots who hit it while parked so that's a more then fair price) but he wants 500 a month for 6 months and I'm like buds I can do 250 a month for a year or 250 till July when I graduate and work full-time and then pay more.

Get a golf cart

Metallic Slug13 posted...

10 years from now, a 7 seed will win and the NFL will be all like, "WoW whAt an INCrediBlE uPsEt!!"

Ten years from now it'll be 40 teams, 10 seeds, and Mexico City vs London will be the superbowl.

Brady will still be playing.

The whiskey hit and it's great. It's like Christian Bale says in American Psycho, relief washes over me in an awesome wave, only it's not relief, it's the feeling I get when the whiskey hits. It's awesome.

I also have Walter pics saved, what do you think I am?

Questionmarktarius posted...

Ten years from now it'll be 40 teams, 10 seeds, and Mexico City vs London will be the superbowl.

Brady will still be playing.

I, for one, welcome our new London Jaguras overlords

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I keep tellin ya, if you put Walter on Twitch or something you'll clear at least $1 mil a year.

I don't know if it's cause my Webcam just sucks or cause I'm using a background in teams but if class has taught me anything its that if Walter is too close to the camera it looks like there's nothing on screen but the background.

Maybe I'll say fuck it and make him a tiktok. That seems really easy. I don't think you can directly monetize tiktok like youtube or twitch but it seems a lot more low effort.

I could just upload shit I already have in 60 second bursts or whatever and if he gets some followers then he can get the other shit going.

Actually hes great at not leaving me alone when I'm at my computer desk so potentially he could be a twitch star one day.

Colon cleansing complete. Pooped soap. Soaped poop?

JimCarrysToe posted...

Colon cleansing complete. Pooped soap. Soaped poop?

I thought it was only in prison that colons and soap were so closely tied together.

You can make money on TikTok. I've been trying to get the new chick goin with it too and make money.

Could be good for Walter too just for small clips you can upload.

Don't tie soap to your colon

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You can make money on TikTok. I've been trying to get the new chick goin with it too and make money.

Could be good for Walter too just for small clips you can upload.

It seems the easiest and most low effort and accessible by far. Do people actually get paid by tiktok though or do you gotta do some sidehustle work to make money from it?

Like if you're a partner on twitch or youtube you get paid through an adsense account on youtube and twitch if you're a partner you're gonna get paid via... I dunno just twitch or some Amazon account or however it works.

Fuck it i was gonna edit that yo be coherent but nope its staying the way it is.

Does tiktok pay people or do you gotta work to use those views for money from other people that you go after yourself?

Honestly I don't know yet. I think she said you have to get a certain amount of followers and then they start paying you. I gotta look into it, but I gave up on it when we got into a little argument.

I mean at that point you might as well start doing vlogs on YouTube

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this could be you

I could do that but i'm not a woman so cut those views down to 7 total. Maybe I can get the new chick to turn into a raging alcoholic and ride her to the top.

you can be her channel manager

Yeah ride her to the top

I'll bring this up at the next board meeting.

MrMallard posted...

I mean at that point you might as well start doing vlogs on YouTube

No that seems like you'd have to do stuff and not a thing where you can hitch your star to cat. *Hitch your wagon to cats star.

is that even the expression?

Or maybe not. Youtube is weird.

Well fuck look at the TPB Podcast. They just sit around and drink. So if a bunch of us do that and we have Walter walking around on the table scratching the shit outta me when i'm passed out, I think we got lightning in a bottle.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Well fuck look at the TPB Podcast. They just sit around and drink. So if a bunch of us do that and we have Walter walking around on the table scratching the shit outta me when i'm passed out, I think we got lightning in a bottle.

I feel like we could have a great podcast. We'd just need some talking points for each ep and it'd be fun as fuck to do if nothing else.

We don't need talking points. We just do what we do here. Random ass fuck shit. We could even bring in Jim to drink that dish soap and see if her shit smells like Lavender. Boom there's episode 1 right there.

I sound like Fox Mulder i'm out for radio. I'll make the banners and shit though.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I sound like Fox Mulder i'm out for radio. I'll make the banners and shit though.

That would be fucking awesome. On the incredibly rare chance that his ever happens imma bring this up again. Lol.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/6/AANJGaAAC0ZG.jpg

We can randomly bring in someone from outside the drinking topics to interview. Even if they're from CE then work our way up to Tom Hanks.

What kind of cocked over operation is going on here?

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MabusIncarnate posted...

What kind of cocked over operation is going on here?

https://youtu.be/Rdi1teXj06w

Holy shit i saved some some mushrooms from around Christmas break and I was planning on trying microdosing with them when I'd really gotten a good understanding how to do it right but everything was fucked the last week so I just ate a quarter of mushrooms today and I don't know why or how I posted a screenshot of the post I made.

Yeah this podcast is gonna go off without a hitch.

Oh shit, I wish I had some i'd go hard right now.