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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:36:50 PM
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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:37:32 PM
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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:37:36 PM
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What kind of forest is it? Deciduous I say yes, but in an arboreal forest or something I'm not sure....

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WaterLink
01/15/22 8:37:46 PM
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Joe Burrow is a baller!

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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:38:03 PM
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KogaSteelfang
01/15/22 8:39:43 PM
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Hey hey.

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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:39:50 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
What kind of forest is it? Deciduous I say yes, but in an arboreal forest or something I'm not sure....
One with trees, and a large Yoda

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KogaSteelfang
01/15/22 8:41:27 PM
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Pandamonic posted...
One with trees, and a large Yoda
How large we talking? Waist high? Chest? Neck!?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 8:42:24 PM
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Great day of playoffs games today Buffalo is tearing it up so far. I can feel it in the air tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:42:42 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
How large we talking? Waist high? Chest? Neck!?

This is important.

Since yoda is there to witness it it really depends just how big he is.

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a-c-a-b
01/15/22 8:42:44 PM
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Yo Mabus. Where's "Boom goes the dynamite" from?

Seeing your 500 post reminded me of the days when I used to play in a weekly bowling league. There was a guy that used to say that every time he got a strike.

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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:43:41 PM
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Also lol @ your last post in previous topic Canuck.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:43:45 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Yo Mabus. Where's "Boom goes the dynamite" from?

Seeing your 500 post reminded me of the days when I used to play in a weekly bowling league. There was a guy that used to say that every time he got a strike.

A legendary sport casting bit.

Dude was horrible and could barely talk while he was doing the recap and then he just nailed boom goes the dynamite right at the end.


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KogaSteelfang
01/15/22 8:44:27 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Welcome, man.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:44:35 PM
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https://youtu.be/W45DRy7M1no

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:45:16 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Jim is probly gonna threaten you with nail clippers or something but thats just how we greet people around here.

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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:45:27 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
How large we talking? Waist high? Chest? Neck!?
I'd say big enough to scare Walter so I guess at least 8 feet?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 8:45:52 PM
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Pandamonic posted...
Also lol @ your last post in previous topic Canuck.

Right? Let's revisit this....

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CanuckCowboy 1/15/2022 6:32:55 PM
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Did I ever tell you about the time I almost drilled my bosses 8 year old straight in the face?

It was the day after my 20th bday and I had been put and gotten so drunk I believed my friends who said it was like 7pm even though it was pitch dark.

I was so hungover at work I was puling and half dying but it was mostly shoveling and compacting so it didn't matter. Buddy I worked with was fucking with me all day and once while I was vent over puking I got a bottle of water dumped on me and I spun around to punch him in the stomach but it was my bosses kid and I stopped like an inch from his face. Boss saw the whole thing and I was yelling sorry immediately but the boss was just like "leave him alone for God's sake, son. He showed up and he's half dead." and we all went back to work.

Also when I say I was gonna punch buddy i mean hard but like friendly.

I love how your boss just knew you were fucked and yelled at his kid to get outta your way even though you probably shouldn't have been working anyway.

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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:46:48 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Hey dude!

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:46:48 PM
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Pandamonic posted...
I'd say big enough to scare Walter so I guess at least 8 feet?

Sounds like a challenge.

We'll see how many flippy flying flips he does before he gets claws in his yoda balls.


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KogaSteelfang
01/15/22 8:47:36 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/W45DRy7M1no
That one always makes me feel bad for him. You can tell he just gets more and more upset as it goes.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:48:14 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Right? Let's revisit this....

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CanuckCowboy 1/15/2022 6:32:55 PM
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Did I ever tell you about the time I almost drilled my bosses 8 year old straight in the face?

It was the day after my 20th bday and I had been put and gotten so drunk I believed my friends who said it was like 7pm even though it was pitch dark.

I was so hungover at work I was puling and half dying but it was mostly shoveling and compacting so it didn't matter. Buddy I worked with was fucking with me all day and once while I was vent over puking I got a bottle of water dumped on me and I spun around to punch him in the stomach but it was my bosses kid and I stopped like an inch from his face. Boss saw the whole thing and I was yelling sorry immediately but the boss was just like "leave him alone for God's sake, son. He showed up and he's half dead." and we all went back to work.

Also when I say I was gonna punch buddy i mean hard but like friendly.

I love how your boss just knew you were fucked and yelled at his kid to get outta your way even though you probably shouldn't have been working anyway.

He was one of those old-school guys who are all about work ethic. Like he wasn't bothered I was hungover as fuck, he was more impressed that I still came in. Lol.

He was actually a pretty chill guy aside from being a stickler for always showing up and being on time.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/22 8:48:43 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Yo Mabus. Where's "Boom goes the dynamite" from?

Seeing your 500 post reminded me of the days when I used to play in a weekly bowling league. There was a guy that used to say that every time he got a strike.
It's some old viral basketball game broadcast, and the kid was calling his first ever game on the radio and it's a disaster for minutes, stumbling on his words. Then someone hits a basket and out of nowhere he just casually says "and boom goes the dynamite"

I'll post the vid if I find it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 8:49:50 PM
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Yeah I gotta say my boss pretty much has given me free reign at this point. I show up late but, I always fix shit 95% of the time. They basically can't operate without me so they're stuck up shits creek if I left.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:49:51 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
It's some old viral basketball game broadcast, and the kid was calling his first ever game on the radio and it's a disaster for minutes, stumbling on his words. Then someone hits a basket and out of nowhere he just casually says "and boom goes the dynamite"

I'll post the vid if I find it.

I only found a longer one but tbh it adds to the hilarity when he finally gets one out.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:50:27 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
That one always makes me feel bad for him. You can tell he just gets more and more upset as it goes.

I'm glad he got on tosh.

It all worked out well for him in the end which is nice cause you can't help but feel for the guy.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/22 8:52:27 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/W45DRy7M1no
Yeah that's the one lol. Kinda painful to watch.

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Pandamonic
01/15/22 8:54:06 PM
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Alright, time for some Tech Death Canuck Style!

https://youtu.be/ediHRuugRSw

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KogaSteelfang
01/15/22 8:54:59 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I'm glad he got on tosh.

It all worked out well for him in the end which is nice cause you can't help but feel for the guy.
Did he? Good, I'm glad things worked out then. I know stumble like that when I get upset and it just snowballs till I just clam up instead. He didn't have a choice but to try and power through.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/22 8:57:26 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Did he? Good, I'm glad things worked out then. I know stumble like that when I get upset and it just snowballs till I just clam up instead. He didn't have a choice but to try and power through.
Yeah I remember that Tosh episode and it seems like he turned out okay with some experience. I was never a good public speaker, I couldn't do something like this.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 8:58:01 PM
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The first public speaking / emcee thing i ever did it was in front of 13k people and I showed up early, asked them repeatedly about any requirements or sponsor stuff I might have to do, and got told there was nothing just do the short script I made, introduce buddy and gtfo.

Then suddenly the minute I was going up on stage they handed me this huge long thing of bullet points about a raffle and some charity auction and the spca and a buncha sponsor notes that id never seen before and long story short I totally know what that dude was going through.

I mean I hid my emotions way better, but having to suddenly ad libbing this long list of shit when I was already shit scared being in front of all those people was horrible and I wasn't very good.

Plus it was way too long. People wanted the headliner on stage not my stupid ass and these people pretty much fucked me. Lol.

Near the end some dude was like "no ones hear to see you!!!!" And I had to just stop everything for a good 5 seconds to get it together and not flying elbow drop the dick from off the stage.

As fucking if I was talking about all that shit cause I wanted to ffs. Fuck that guy. Hes probly 60 now and I'd still kick his ass if I could.

Also 5 seconds doesn't sound like much but when you're frozen and dead silent in front of a big crowd its a lifetime. Especially when you trying to get a grip enough to not flying drop kick some dick and lose your job and go to jail or get shit kicked by the crowd. Lol.

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WaterLink
01/15/22 8:59:41 PM
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I think I read that he was filling in for someone else that day and didn't get much prep, so he was kind of thrown into the fire.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 9:00:39 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Did he? Good, I'm glad things worked out then. I know stumble like that when I get upset and it just snowballs till I just clam up instead. He didn't have a choice but to try and power through.

Yeah. Its a really tough situation to be in where just leaving or quitting isn't an option but you're emotions are that far out of hand and you're doing everything possible just to try and keep it together even the littlest bit.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 9:07:43 PM
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I dunno if i mentioned all the free sample bottles I got from the owner the other day but I got loke 6 of these white lightning vodka 1oz bottles and one or 2 of a buncha other vodka samples and holy shit white lightning gets you really drunk fast.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 9:08:05 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/0/AANJGaAACz5I.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 9:11:46 PM
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Nice at least you get free samples. Mabus any free samples you get send them my way.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 9:14:39 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nice at least you get free samples. Mabus any free samples you get send them my way.

Its the first time but he gave me like 15 1oz bottles so I'm not complaining. I might actually buy white lightning in the future. I always thought it was like red tassel level but its not that bad and its 50%. And its cheap af.

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MrMallard
01/15/22 9:15:36 PM
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god, I hope I didn't catch COVID. The person who got it went out to get laid the same night I would have been exposed to it, so he might have got it from her. But another person in that group became symptomatic on Saturday, and I spoke with him at the pub on Thursday.

ngl, I'm scared shitless. I get that I flew off the handle yesterday, but it's because I'm scared absolutely shitless.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 9:16:23 PM
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Also about work i drink a lot of 750ml can Labatt blue drys that are 8.1% but I've bought less booze where I work since I started working there and literally the order for them got cut in half and they lost half their shelf space. Only seen one guy buy them ever.

So.... I guess mostly just I buy those. I'll need to shop at work more cause its the only place that has those and I love them.

Also there's a guy who comes in every day I work and buys 4 6 packs of jude classic lime vodka tonic or sodas or whatever they are. 24 of them every day.

*nude classic lime

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Questionmarktarius
01/15/22 9:24:42 PM
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Pats getting killed.
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BlazinBlue88
01/15/22 9:31:12 PM
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I took a public speaking class in college which really helped me. I'm still not great but I'm no longer nervous in front of people. Honestly if I try to prep for a presentation, I'll mess up more than if I just go in there and wing it.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 9:34:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/4/AANJGaAACz5q.jpg

Hello people who make white lightning vodka. Walter like the tiny bottles. He will trade you the right to one blurry pic of your choice for 1000 1oz bottles.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/22 9:35:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Pats getting killed.

I'm loving the fuck out of this.

BlazinBlue88 posted...
I took a public speaking class in college which really helped me. I'm still not great but I'm no longer nervous in front of people. Honestly if I try to prep for a presentation, I'll mess up more than if I just go in there and wing it.

I've found I can speak to a lot of people at work about a topic because I know damn well what i'm talking about so it's easy for me to do it. But if i'm forced to throw something together in front of people I get nervous about it.

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ApherosyLove
01/15/22 9:35:58 PM
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Tagatha Christie

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a-c-a-b
01/15/22 9:38:43 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...


A legendary sport casting bit.

Dude was horrible and could barely talk while he was doing the recap and then he just nailed boom goes the dynamite right at the end.


MabusIncarnate posted...

It's some old viral basketball game broadcast, and the kid was calling his first ever game on the radio and it's a disaster for minutes, stumbling on his words. Then someone hits a basket and out of nowhere he just casually says "and boom goes the dynamite"

I'll post the vid if I find it.

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KogaSteelfang
01/15/22 9:46:23 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/4/AANJGaAACz5q.jpg

Hello people who make white lightning vodka. Walter like the tiny bottles. He will trade you the right to one blurry pic of your choice for 1000 1oz bottles.
I thought he was barfing at first glance.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/22 9:50:54 PM
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Walter just loves his #white lightning max.

It's empty btw I wouldn't let him play with a full one when he can bite beer cans open.

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BlazinBlue88
01/15/22 9:56:15 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I've found I can speak to a lot of people at work about a topic because I know damn well what i'm talking about so it's easy for me to do it. But if i'm forced to throw something together in front of people I get nervous about it.
The class just made me more relaxed in front of crowds so I could screw up, laugh it off with everyone, and move on. I led a lot of Boy Scout Court of Honor ceremonies in churches around that time. I'd just stand up there winging it, cracking jokes, and taking the piss out of the whole thing. People seemed to enjoy it.

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Smackems
01/15/22 9:59:20 PM
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MrMallard posted...
god, I hope I didn't catch COVID. The person who got it went out to get laid the same night I would have been exposed to it, so he might have got it from her. But another person in that group became symptomatic on Saturday, and I spoke with him at the pub on Thursday.

ngl, I'm scared shitless. I get that I flew off the handle yesterday, but it's because I'm scared absolutely shitless.
Nah chances are you'll be fine

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