Poll of the Day > Who would you rather marry?

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darcandkharg31
01/27/20 6:17:44 PM
#1:


Hmmm?



Assume the headless woman is living and sentient by like magic or some shit.







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wwinterj25
01/27/20 6:53:25 PM
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Legless Woman. Having no legs is the best case scenario here. Plus false legs are probably more easy to use than false arms.

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Mead
01/27/20 7:00:59 PM
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Why cant I marry all three and combine them like a megazord

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Unbridled9
01/27/20 7:03:10 PM
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Mead posted...
Why cant I marry all three and combine them like a megazord

Because Polygamy is illegal.

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HornedLion
01/27/20 7:27:43 PM
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Leg less doesnt mean assless, right?

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darcandkharg31
01/27/20 7:28:47 PM
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Mead posted...
Why cant I marry all three and combine them like a megazord
I don't even think duct tape could keep them together.

HornedLion posted...
Leg less doesnt mean assless, right?
righto.

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OmegaM
01/27/20 7:45:52 PM
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Legless. Headless is too creepy, and it seems like it's easier to make up for no legs than no arms.
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Mead
01/27/20 7:49:51 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
I don't even think duct tape could keep them together.

true love could

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GreenKnight127
01/27/20 7:57:41 PM
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Probably the legless woman. Without arms and hands, a person is significantly disadvantaged in nearly all aspects of life. At least without legs I could push her in a wheelchair or something.

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LinkPizza
01/27/20 8:24:44 PM
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Legless human...
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Bugmeat
01/27/20 8:53:03 PM
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Legless is not only hot, but it's the better of the three options.


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Mead
01/27/20 9:04:08 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Legless is not only hot

no

dont say that

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Yellow
01/27/20 9:30:59 PM
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The legless one just because she's just the hottest one.

The last one is terrifying.

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dedbus
01/27/20 9:35:43 PM
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Probably ol legless. The decrease in biomass would probably be cheaper to feed.

Assuming headless eats by magic or some shit.
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Zeus
01/27/20 10:44:17 PM
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The fuck is wrong with you?

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WhiskeyDisk
01/27/20 11:26:31 PM
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It's all pink on the inside, right?

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darcandkharg31
01/27/20 11:41:31 PM
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Yellow posted...
The legless one just because she's just the hottest one.
I just grabbed these off google but I was actually getting a little infatuated with ol armless up there.

Zeus posted...
The fuck is wrong with you?
Many things but that's neither here or there.

WhiskeyDisk posted...
It's all pink on the inside, right?
Testify.

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LinkPizza
01/27/20 11:51:51 PM
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I chose legless because I can still play games with them. And a wheelchair still gives them mobility. Plus, we can still hold each other...
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jmikla
01/28/20 2:57:00 AM
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Mead posted...
Why cant I marry all three and combine them like a megazord
In what orientation/configuration would the 3 torsos be?

also mega lold at your comment

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ParanoidObsessive
01/28/20 3:36:16 AM
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None of the above, I don't believe in the sanctity of marriage.
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Kyuubi4269
01/28/20 3:38:22 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
None of the above, I don't believe in the sanctity of marriage.

Roll dice then. You can just not consumate and get it annulled.
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afrodude77
01/28/20 3:44:51 AM
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Headless woman

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ParanoidObsessive
01/28/20 3:51:49 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Roll dice then. You can just not consumate and get it annulled.

None of the above. You're not the boss of me.
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Monopoman
01/28/20 4:00:16 AM
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Good old headless woman, nothing can kill such a strong woman.
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Zareth
01/28/20 4:18:33 AM
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Legless, get some kickass bionic legs.
And she can take them off when we're sleeping so she doesn't kick me in the middle of the night by accident.

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deoxxys
01/28/20 4:36:39 AM
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Omg this topic has some of the best replies.

So many great mixed reactions and statements, ranging from funny to sweet and sensual, topped with a hint of disgust.


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deoxxys
01/28/20 4:39:47 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
I chose legless because I can still play games with them. And a wheelchair still gives them mobility. Plus, we can still hold each other...
sweet.

I like the idea about video games and cuddling but only issue is sex is so much less fun without legs, shes just an Onahole at that point.

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LinkPizza
01/28/20 6:28:43 AM
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deoxxys posted...
sweet.

I like the idea about video games and cuddling but only issue is sex is so much less fun without legs, shes just an Onahole at that point.

I think sex without legs would be fine. You could still do plenty of positions. And maybe some new ones...
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deoxxys
01/28/20 6:58:08 AM
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Its not about viability Its about sex appeal

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Far-Queue
01/28/20 7:03:35 AM
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Headless horseman

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dragon504
01/28/20 7:12:37 AM
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ultra magnus13
01/28/20 9:43:31 AM
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More details needed on headless. Since its via magic, do they have head associated senses like taste, hearing, and vision?
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Bugmeat
01/28/20 10:00:02 AM
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Mead posted...

no
dont say that

Aww. :(
But a mid thigh amputation really is hot.


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darcandkharg31
01/28/20 10:03:53 AM
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ultra magnus13 posted...
More details needed on headless. Since its via magic, do they have head associated senses like taste, hearing, and vision?
yeh

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Fierce_Deity_08
01/28/20 11:27:48 AM
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None, Im not a lesbian.

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LinkPizza
01/28/20 12:02:00 PM
#36:


Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
None, Im not a lesbian.

And Im not straight. Just replace the girls with the guy of you dreams. But without arms, legs, or a head...
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wwinterj25
01/28/20 12:16:47 PM
#37:


Bugmeat posted...
Legless is not only hot, but it's the better of the three options.
Only if by being legless you mean being drunk.

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Flappers
01/29/20 2:11:06 PM
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No legs because then she can't run away.

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Nade Duck
01/29/20 4:20:04 PM
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headless has the biggest breasts.

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darcandkharg31
01/30/20 1:47:03 AM
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Nade Duck posted...
headless has the biggest breasts.

Flappers posted...
No legs because then she can't run away.
Playing the long game eh.

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Sarcasthma
01/30/20 8:43:29 AM
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I don't care what my girl looks like as long as she's made of slime that slowly dissolves me while we make love.

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