yeah but at least he could have a half-open casket. that's 50% more open than if he gets shot in the chest.
Just saying, there's plenty of places in the torso that can be shot that won't kill you deader than a sack of hammers in under 3 minutes. Get shot in the femoral artery and you'll bleed out faster than a car that dropped it's oil plug. You can't even really tourniquet a thigh.
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