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Was Altered Beast's designer a furry?
FortuneCookie812/27 8:05pm
I think I'll have to change my planned film viewings for this evening.
FortuneCookie112/26 12:15am
All of my GameFAQs friends are pony usernames.
FortuneCookie1512/25 10:17pm
Yes, Virginia, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
FortuneCookie712/21 10:59pm
Do you eat at Chic Fil A?
FortuneCookie2212/20 12:34pm
fuck retail
FortuneCookie1812/15 9:27pm
"You promised me lion porn!"
FortuneCookie712/12 8:22pm
I'm watching a different Goldberg match for each night of Hanukkah
FortuneCookie5912/09 10:26pm
The line ''kiss her once for me'' is in reference to a doe.
FortuneCookie212/09 4:44pm
And suddenly it's a Christmas movie...
FortuneCookie812/06 9:03pm
''I don't have a crucifix? I'm completely defenseless against vampires!''
FortuneCookie911/27 10:04pm
Wait, the Balto DVD is parental level of 8 on PS2?
FortuneCookie111/19 10:59pm
*watches The Fox and the Hound*
FortuneCookie911/16 2:53am
You know, I don't think I care for the term ''feral'' in the furry community.
FortuneCookie1011/15 11:35pm
Those Mickey Mouse short sure like to show off Minnie's panties
FortuneCookie811/11 12:01pm
Do you have a brother? What's your relationship with them like?
FortuneCookie1011/10 4:40pm
I went full soy today.
FortuneCookie411/06 8:47pm
Are you allowed to wear a Kang and Kodos shirt to the polls?
FortuneCookie111/06 4:21pm
Polls are down due to a computer glitch.
FortuneCookie1711/06 3:24pm
Today, in the US, let us celebrate the fact
FortuneCookie611/06 9:44am
Bowser is a koopa, a species of turtle.
FortuneCookie611/06 12:06am
Muttdays in Novemfur
FortuneCookie711/05 8:48pm
Muttdays in Novemfur
FortuneCookie111/05 2:10pm
Adult cynicism kinda ruins Hocus Pocus.
FortuneCookie410/31 10:40pm
*is mummified alive* *comes back 2,000 years later* *continues wearing bandages*
FortuneCookie610/28 11:02am
Will Bowsette carry Bowser to victory?
FortuneCookie110/24 11:02pm
*show features a talking animal* *talking animal attracted to normal animal*
FortuneCookie1210/17 10:20am
Killing the cricket won't return the sleep I lost.
FortuneCookie310/14 3:21pm
Sunday: The anticipation of work tomorrow is worse than work itself.
FortuneCookie1010/08 10:56pm
Your reaction: only minorities get mutant powers in MCU's X-Men.
FortuneCookie810/07 12:53pm
''Hundred year old demon who looks 12? You're just justifying pedophilia.''
FortuneCookie1710/06 11:15pm
Angry Video Game Nerd does Tomb Raider
FortuneCookie4210/03 6:44am
*goes to Universal Horror Nights*
FortuneCookie310/02 6:13pm
Today's episode of Fortune Makes It Weird: Halloween Horror Nights at Universal
FortuneCookie110/02 4:59pm
''Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?''
FortuneCookie109/28 12:32pm
Has anyone fought Bowser since he became a meme?
FortuneCookie209/26 11:33pm
Anyone been to a sensory awareness film screening before?
FortuneCookie409/26 11:17pm
If Bowsette were canon, it still wouldn't make up for...
FortuneCookie309/25 10:16pm
I have Bowsered.
FortuneCookie309/25 9:26am
Wait, it's "blessed the rains"?
FortuneCookie3009/21 4:28am
Damn. Some of the original ideas for Disney's Peter Pan were pretty fucked up.
FortuneCookie109/20 5:13pm
*watches Sleeping Beauty* "Who though this chick was redeemable?"
FortuneCookie1109/20 4:52pm
They should make a Jar Jar Binks video game.
FortuneCookie209/16 2:30am
It's annoying when movies act like children don't understand death as a concept.
FortuneCookie509/09 12:51pm
How did Igor become the name of the "hunchback" in Frankenstein?
FortuneCookie1509/07 3:20pm
''I've beaten Bowser and Robotnik. I've beaten Bison and Tsung...''
FortuneCookie709/06 8:59pm
They should release Confederate flag Nikes.
FortuneCookie1409/05 10:06pm
The perfect girl, but she's a squirrel.
FortuneCookie1108/31 8:36pm
*hero called Boogerman* *attacks are mostly fart based*
FortuneCookie208/25 9:39pm
Two things established in Lady and the Tramp:
FortuneCookie108/25 8:50pm
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