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I got my hair cut by a woman who reminded me of Christina Hendricks.
FortuneCookie108/20 5:36pm
Disney should make a movie about King Triton.
FortuneCookie108/19 3:43pm
I'm a furry and a pervert, but this is just going too far...
FortuneCookie1508/12 9:19pm
Are any of your kinks sadistic?
FortuneCookie1008/05 4:44pm
*chews invisible bubblegum*
FortuneCookie408/02 2:43am
How does E.T. for Atari hold up?
FortuneCookie907/31 6:56pm
Has anyone ever done research as to the most common kinks among women?
FortuneCookie1107/29 10:59pm
If Captain Marvel is poorly received, will it give the DCCU a fighting chance?
FortuneCookie3707/29 9:20pm
I don't hold black licorice in lower regard than other jellybeans.
FortuneCookie307/26 9:34am
A local theater is showing Balto tomorrow and I have the day off.
FortuneCookie1707/24 12:24pm
We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please.
FortuneCookie107/22 5:03pm
My uncle owned the largest zoo in Georgia. He left me a tiger.
FortuneCookie607/22 10:33am
Goodbye Christopher Robin: No Kanga?
FortuneCookie307/22 2:36am
Wait, Godzilla has a girlfriend?
FortuneCookie407/21 10:14pm
Something I never noticed before about The Lion King... (Spoilers)
FortuneCookie907/18 10:49pm
Saw Disney's Hall of Presidents today. The HillaTrump is horrifying.
FortuneCookie707/18 7:36pm
The darkest happy ending of any Disney movie... (Spoilers)
FortuneCookie307/16 9:24am
Fortune Does Disney
FortuneCookie107/13 9:51pm
Disney's Peter Pan could've been a lot more racist.
FortuneCookie1307/11 11:34pm
This is cringe city, but I'm so happy.
FortuneCookie507/09 7:13pm
Do you think Nala's bedroom eyes will be in the live action version?
FortuneCookie507/07 9:43pm
*looks at work schedule* *has five consecutive days off in mid-July*
FortuneCookie3107/06 12:35am
If Tom Cruise was intimate with a pre-op trans girl, his situation would be
FortuneCookie607/05 8:38pm
I'm playing NES, but none of my games are 'Murrican enough for today.
FortuneCookie1007/05 9:09am
Donald tops. José bottoms. Panchito switches depending on partner.
FortuneCookie307/04 11:12am
What do you get off to?
FortuneCookie2507/02 11:41am
My Little Pony is a life-changing show.
FortuneCookie806/29 10:14pm
It bugs me when they try to make animals look human.
FortuneCookie406/26 7:25pm
The kids from Jurassic World 1 are sociopaths... (Spoilers)
FortuneCookie606/25 5:30pm
I just saw Fallen Kingdom in Imax. Bryce Dallas Howard is the best 3D effect.
FortuneCookie306/24 9:26pm
How egalitarian would your ideal relationship be?
FortuneCookie306/23 1:35pm
Is it bestiality to be attracted to talking animal characters?
FortuneCookie3806/22 1:01am
What killed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles's popularity?
FortuneCookie1206/17 6:47pm
Which is worse? Virtue signalling or fetish signalling?
FortuneCookie1406/16 11:54pm
We've had a Mario movie with no Bowser and a movie with Bowser, but no Mario.
FortuneCookie1306/13 9:27pm
I never realized how difficult a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie would be.
FortuneCookie606/13 3:01pm
Should I call off work tomorrow to see a movie? One time showing of TMNT '90.
FortuneCookie806/12 12:39pm
The good news is that I didn't piss the bed.
FortuneCookie106/07 5:02pm
Ever pull a mastur bait-and-switch?
FortuneCookie306/03 1:52pm
Super Mario Bros.: The Movie turns 25.
FortuneCookie405/28 12:44am
Fortuna: Former Defense Post
FortuneCookie905/22 7:53pm
What was the last movie to depict African tribes people?
FortuneCookie305/22 7:24pm
Today I learned that Wakanda originated with Tarzan.
FortuneCookie1305/21 12:07am
I bet Godzilla smells like microwaved fish.
FortuneCookie605/13 9:49pm
Which of these four chicks would you most likely date?
FortuneCookie1305/13 6:46pm
Will you still be watching the MCU when they're all legacy characters?
FortuneCookie605/13 2:49pm
Your reaction: Legion of Doom appear in the DCEU
FortuneCookie105/03 2:48pm
Minnie Mouse knocks on your door, says Mickey is out of town.
FortuneCookie1604/25 9:51pm
That "perfect girl, but she's a pokemon" topic got deleted.
FortuneCookie604/25 1:05pm
This is an arctic fox.
FortuneCookie104/15 3:33pm
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