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FortuneCookie
10/02/18 9:36:15 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oqktia7NLI" data-time="


I'm surprised there isn't a topic about this already.
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VipaGTS
10/02/18 9:37:48 PM
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Hes kind of old news and his reviews are terribly forced these days. Thats probably why there was no topic.
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FortuneCookie
10/02/18 9:39:13 PM
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Ouch.
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Complete_Idi0t
10/02/18 9:39:26 PM
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I saw it last week and it still wasn't good back then
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__Cam__
10/02/18 9:41:57 PM
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He hasn't really done anything entertaining or relevant in years. All of his new content is pretty forced and awkward.
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KaiserDragoon67
10/02/18 9:42:25 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
Hes kind of old news and his reviews are terribly forced these days. Thats probably why there was no topic.

Yeah only new things are good. Shaddap
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creativerealms
10/02/18 9:46:06 PM
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Nice.

You know while people attack the new trilogy they tend to forgetbthat between the original PS games and the new trilogy times were not very good for the Tomb Raider series.
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SaithSayer
10/02/18 9:48:30 PM
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Tomb Raider controls being more complicated than necessary is good. The things she's doing SHOULD be hard to pull off.
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/18 9:51:43 PM
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I really like AVGN (Even the new stuff that people claim to hate) and I really Like Tomb Raider

But I kinda don't want to watch it as I bet he will ignore everything about it that sucks because he keeps running off cliffs and complaining about that despite that being him fucking up... Like a lot of people do.

creativerealms posted...
Nice.

You know while people attack the new trilogy they tend to forgetbthat between the original PS games and the new trilogy times were not very good for the Tomb Raider series.

Bullshit

Legend was great

Anniversary was good

Underworld was.... well pretty meh

But they were all better than TR4,5 and 6.
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FortuneCookie
10/02/18 9:55:53 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
But I kinda don't want to watch it as I bet he will ignore everything about it that sucks because he keeps running off cliffs and complaining about that despite that being him fucking up... Like a lot of people do.


He said there was one jump (in the dark) which took him half an hour to make.
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/18 10:17:17 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
But I kinda don't want to watch it as I bet he will ignore everything about it that sucks because he keeps running off cliffs and complaining about that despite that being him fucking up... Like a lot of people do.


He said there was one jump (in the dark) which took him half an hour to make.

Yeah I watched the video in the end

it wasn't bad. He didn't do what I feared he would do.

Lots of people who back to the PS1 games run off cliffs or run into spikes like idiots and then blame the game. And it's like "all the problems these games have and you're mad that YOU fucked up something basic like don't run off a cliff?"

But he didn't do that so yay
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FortuneCookie
10/02/18 10:17:49 PM
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Yeah. He skipped the first couple games and we straight for the panned ones.
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Alpha218
10/02/18 10:18:20 PM
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I honestly haven't heard about the NGage since it was memed to death on this site.
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SaithSayer
10/02/18 10:20:56 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
I honestly haven't heard about the NGage since it was memed to death on this site.

I had the pre-NGage.

It was fucking terrible and it was called the Tiger Game.Com

You people have no idea...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game.com
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Zack_Attackv1
10/02/18 10:21:22 PM
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The Angel of Darkness is the black sheep of the original series. It nearly killed the franchise itself.
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Alpha218
10/02/18 10:22:10 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Alpha218 posted...
I honestly haven't heard about the NGage since it was memed to death on this site.

I had the pre-NGage.

It was fucking terrible and it was called the Tiger Game.Com

You people have no idea...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game.com

Nerd also did an episode on that (Tiger games in general).

I never really got the appeal of the Tiger games. They sucked.
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creativerealms
10/02/18 10:24:09 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I really like AVGN (Even the new stuff that people claim to hate) and I really Like Tomb Raider

But I kinda don't want to watch it as I bet he will ignore everything about it that sucks because he keeps running off cliffs and complaining about that despite that being him fucking up... Like a lot of people do.

creativerealms posted...
Nice.

You know while people attack the new trilogy they tend to forgetbthat between the original PS games and the new trilogy times were not very good for the Tomb Raider series.

Bullshit

Legend was great

Anniversary was good

Underworld was.... well pretty meh

But they were all better than TR4,5 and 6.

So you agree with me. I didn't say they were all horrible in that time period.
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Darkninja42
10/02/18 10:27:13 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Tomb Raider controls being more complicated than necessary is good. The things she's doing SHOULD be hard to pull off.

Thats really dumb. It's not like a fighting game where effective combos are difficult to pull off. There's no reason controls in an action adventure game should be cumbersome.
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Alpha218
10/02/18 10:31:09 PM
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I mean the controls are a relic of its time. A time where every review had a section set aside to bitch about how bad the camera controls were.
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pres_madagascar
10/02/18 10:31:59 PM
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SaithSayer
10/02/18 10:37:56 PM
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Darkninja42 posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Tomb Raider controls being more complicated than necessary is good. The things she's doing SHOULD be hard to pull off.

Thats really dumb. It's not like a fighting game where effective combos are difficult to pull off. There's no reason controls in an action adventure game should be cumbersome.

Just running up and pressing a button doesn't feel satisfying. If you're climbing a mountain in a game, it should be more than just holding up.
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Damn_Underscore
10/02/18 10:39:44 PM
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this is his second vid in two weeks

why can't jontron make one vid in 9 months?
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FortuneCookie
10/02/18 10:40:57 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Just running up and pressing a button doesn't feel satisfying. If you're climbing a mountain in a game, it should be more than just holding up.


Nah, I'm content to push up to climb.
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SaithSayer
10/02/18 10:44:30 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Just running up and pressing a button doesn't feel satisfying. If you're climbing a mountain in a game, it should be more than just holding up.


Nah, I'm content to push up to climb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db6vGo7QJ9M" data-time="&start=46
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/18 10:46:18 PM
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Darkninja42
10/02/18 10:53:49 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Darkninja42 posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Tomb Raider controls being more complicated than necessary is good. The things she's doing SHOULD be hard to pull off.

Thats really dumb. It's not like a fighting game where effective combos are difficult to pull off. There's no reason controls in an action adventure game should be cumbersome.

Just running up and pressing a button doesn't feel satisfying. If you're climbing a mountain in a game, it should be more than just holding up.

Being satisfying and being frustrating are two different things. It's satisfying to run around and do trick jumps or whatever in Super Mario Odyssey because the controls are smooth. If it takes a half hour or whatever to make a jump just because the controls are terrible then it's frustrating.
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SaithSayer
10/02/18 10:55:54 PM
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But the controls are just fine once you're used to them and don't have to think about it. It's just that it takes a while so if people aren't willing to take the time to get used to it and just turn it off and play something else then they must not really want to play it.
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Darmik
10/02/18 10:56:02 PM
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I haven't played the original TR games in a long time but they weren't that hard to control were they? Everything worked like it was on a grid similar to the old Prince of Persia games IIRC. Which meant that you had to be incredibly precise and it expected a lot from the player. I don't remember it being complicated though.

That's the original 3 though. No idea about 4-6.
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cmiller4642
10/02/18 11:03:28 PM
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Yea he kinda fizzled out by the time Mitt Romney lost to Obama.
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Philoktetes
10/03/18 2:15:28 AM
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I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
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FurryPhilosifer
10/03/18 2:17:54 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his b**** wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

Is this a copypasta.
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Philoktetes
10/03/18 2:28:02 AM
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FurryPhilosifer posted...
Philoktetes posted...
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his b**** wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

Is this a copypasta.


look who posted it
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KillerKhan420
10/03/18 2:29:47 AM
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I liked him when he was new, Friday the 13th being my favorite review but I can't watch him today it's an old shitck that so many people did after him. I'd rather watch just a normal review. I was also not a fan of tomb raider, when ps2 was out and prince of Persia was done on it, it blew everything tomb raider did out of the water. There was also a good Indiana Jones game on ps2, miss those days.
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/18 4:51:42 AM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
I liked him when he was new, Friday the 13th being my favorite review but I can't watch him today it's an old shitck that so many people did after him. I'd rather watch just a normal review. I was also not a fan of tomb raider, when ps2 was out and prince of Persia was done on it, it blew everything tomb raider did out of the water. There was also a good Indiana Jones game on ps2, miss those days.

Tomb Raider > Prince of Persia
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SaithSayer
10/03/18 4:53:05 AM
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You don't get to just rewind it when you fuck up in Tomb Raider.

Though you sometimes wish you could as you watch yourself do a perfect swan dive onto the concrete.
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legendarylemur
10/03/18 5:19:13 AM
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AVGN is the most consistent content maker. Nobody's been doing this as long as he has been and as consistently good. Tbh, the only time he was ever bad was around the time he was doing the movie because the episodes slowed down heavily and were basic. The movie was also not his best work.

But his Board James stuff, most of his recent eps, pretty much every vid of him just talking about movies with a black background have all been better than most media being released today. Sucks some people here can claim to not being able to watch his recent vids and still bash it at the same time.

Anyways, I have 0 background with the Tomb Raider games aside from the movies lol. But the reviews were pretty hilarious
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spikethedevil
10/03/18 5:35:15 AM
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TBF the PS1 games control like a supermarket trolly with bricks in it and the camera actively fights against you.
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SaithSayer
10/03/18 5:41:12 AM
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People are so spoiled about the camera now. I hear people saying this about Super Mario 64.

Wanna bitch about the camera? Play a Gex game.
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ledbowman
10/03/18 5:52:01 AM
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PS1 has like 5 good games max and none of them are named Tomb Raider.
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/18 6:38:36 AM
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ledbowman posted...
PS1 has like 5 good games max

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq5ovHak0FE" data-time="

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SaithSayer
10/03/18 6:41:00 AM
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ledbowman posted...
PS1 has like 5 good games max and none of them are named Tomb Raider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc52FlDAm0" data-time="
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untrustful
10/03/18 6:44:08 AM
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The N-Gage was a excel-*batteries die*
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