Current Events > Those Mickey Mouse short sure like to show off Minnie's panties

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They're not like sexualized or anything, but they're in every frame they can slip them into. Also, she's apparently wearing a black shirt, so she's technically not topless.

Considering they make minnie mouse underwear...

Anyway did you know that betty boop is meant to be a sex symbol? We thought the baby boomer generation was the worst, but the gen before them are just as bad when they find that oddity attractive, I mean goddamn.
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Betty Boop was originally a dog. They made her human (and her former boyfriend her pet) because they weren't comfortable with people being attracted to a canine.

Betty isn't even that good looking IMHO. Her hair is way too short.
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So, I'm watching Mickey shorts and they're up to one about his birthday, but they're all speaking Spanish for some reason.

An evil pinata chases a female character in a circular motion, echoing the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Except that part of the ride was changed to a woman chasing her husband with a broom because a pirate attempting to rape a woman was inappropriate.

A ride that was designed to be a no holds barred look at pirates cannot depict attempted rape, but a Mickey Mouse short can? WTF??

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Dayum. Mickey's on a killing spree.

They establish that the pinatas are sapient, living beings. And he slashes through them like a fucking samurai. <_<

The Mickey Mouse shorts are fantastic
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The Kraken's roar was a combination of Godzilla's roar and Mothra's roar when she was in her larval state.

I am a huge ass nerd for recognizing that. <_<