Current Events > *watches Sleeping Beauty* "Who though this chick was redeemable?"

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FortuneCookie
09/20/18 3:02:41 PM
#1:


Maleficent is so deliciously wicked.

She places a death curse upon a newborn infant because she was snubbed to a party! And then, when the fairy godmothers alter the curse to try and save Aurora, Maleficent changes her plan to confine Prince Phillip until he's 100 so that he can return as a decrepit old man to awaken his lover who has been preserved in her youth. Sadistic, Satanic, completely without pity or remorse.

I'm surprised we haven't gotten a movie yet suggesting the Blood Countess was simply misunderstood. <_<
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Duncanwii
09/20/18 3:05:20 PM
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Yes that would be awful. COUGHMALEFICENTCOUGH.
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FortuneCookie
09/20/18 3:12:36 PM
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The title was in reference to that movie.

Who thought it was a good idea to make her anything less than pure evil? That's her appeal. Goth chicks get tattoos of her because she's bad.
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yusiko
09/20/18 3:14:59 PM
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The live action movie also made the three fairies incompetent idiots which was just insulting cause they were the heroes of the original film
The prince was just a tool they uses to fight her
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Megaman50100
09/20/18 3:20:28 PM
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Check out the original story that Sleeping Beauty comes from. The splinter from the spinning wheel is much more important in that one.
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SSJKirby
09/20/18 3:22:20 PM
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She's magnificently malevolent
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Duncanwii
09/20/18 3:22:28 PM
#7:


Megaman50100 posted...
Check out the original story that Sleeping Beauty comes from. The splinter from the spinning wheel is much more important in that one.

Yes, doesn't Philip rape and get Aurora pregnant while she's asleep? Twice.
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FortuneCookie
09/20/18 3:26:48 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Megaman50100 posted...
Check out the original story that Sleeping Beauty comes from. The splinter from the spinning wheel is much more important in that one.

Yes, doesn't Philip rape and get Aurora pregnant while she's asleep? Twice.


If I recall, she only awakens when a baby tries to nurse and suckles on her finger, resulting on her opening her palm and dropping the splinter.

<__________<
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FortuneCookie
09/20/18 3:28:26 PM
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yusiko posted...
The live action movie also made the three fairies incompetent idiots which was just insulting cause they were the heroes of the original film
The prince was just a tool they uses to fight her


To be fair, the prince was always a tool. Nothing was accomplished by his own hand except for chopping down a few thorns. But the fairies, yeah, they were totally the true protagonists of the original. People are caught up on the disempowered princesses that they forget all of the strength in the movie lied with the other four women.
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Megaman50100
09/20/18 3:54:43 PM
#10:


FortuneCookie posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Megaman50100 posted...
Check out the original story that Sleeping Beauty comes from. The splinter from the spinning wheel is much more important in that one.

Yes, doesn't Philip rape and get Aurora pregnant while she's asleep? Twice.


If I recall, she only awakens when a baby tries to nurse and suckles on her finger, resulting on her opening her palm and dropping the splinter.

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The baby suckles her finger instead of her nip and sucks the splinter out. Its her baby from the rape.
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FortuneCookie
09/20/18 4:52:54 PM
#11:


Megaman50100 posted...
The baby suckles her finger instead of her nip and sucks the splinter out. Its her baby from the rape.


Phillip: "Oh. Oh, dear. I know this is awkward, but... I'm a prince, so I'm probably the best option you would've had anyway. Right?"
Aurora: *castrates Phillip with a shotgun*
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