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Can robots engage in incest?
FortuneCookie412/01 10:40pm
Would you ever spend $400 on two games you already own?
FortuneCookie1112/01 10:18pm
A billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie4911/25 4:30am
I'm working on an action-fantasy story with a female lead.
FortuneCookie711/17 10:02pm
My Deodorant: expires 7-19
FortuneCookie711/10 1:03pm
I'm dreaming of a white... Halloween!?
FortuneCookie210/31 10:06pm
Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
FortuneCookie310/30 8:10pm
*keyboard stops working* *deletes all porn*
FortuneCookie710/18 11:13pm
How does Joker even work?
FortuneCookie2010/09 12:43am
Your reaction: DC follows 'incel' Joker with 'manlet' Penguin.
FortuneCookie1110/08 11:35am
Saw these two movie posters opposite one another in a theater hallway...
FortuneCookie109/22 10:30pm
I wanna go to /b/ for the furry threads, but I don't wanna see conspiracy shit.
FortuneCookie809/12 12:07am
"Now what did I need at the dollar store?"
FortuneCookie109/01 12:59pm
Your reaction: MCU X-Men are jobbers
FortuneCookie908/17 10:25pm
I dreamt last night that Disney replaced Dumbo's crows with Simpsons cameos.
FortuneCookie107/29 10:28pm
$1 Million, but your next child is named Captain Skyhawk.
FortuneCookie707/28 12:42pm
What are your recent cringey purchases?
FortuneCookie1007/26 8:32am
I'm not sure how I feel about Sand Panda's death.
FortuneCookie507/25 9:54pm
Should other studios try live action remakes of their animated movies?
FortuneCookie307/21 2:08pm
Is Idris Elba furry?
FortuneCookie107/19 8:10pm
Taylor Swift is gonna turn a bunch of people furry with this one.
FortuneCookie1207/18 11:47pm
*keyboard stops working* *deletes all porn from laptop*
FortuneCookie207/16 11:19pm
It's weird that Sega Animaniacs gave Dot powers of seduction.
FortuneCookie207/14 11:16pm
I can't believe Disney cast a black musician in the remake!
FortuneCookie407/07 4:24pm
*wears an Uncle Sam hat to work*
FortuneCookie407/04 7:50pm
*spares the life of a giant-ass spider* *goes to bed*
FortuneCookie707/01 10:44pm
To settle it, let's agree to pronounce .gif with a Spanish g.
FortuneCookie506/28 2:31pm
We need Jewish furry characters / furries who are canonically Jewish
FortuneCookie406/16 2:12pm
I had a dream about a weird Avengers sequel.
FortuneCookie106/16 12:17pm
*watches RocketMan*
FortuneCookie1806/09 11:40pm
I had a dream last night that Humphrey Bogart was planning to kill me.
FortuneCookie306/08 8:23pm
A war is being waged for the soul of the nation; the soul of this generation...
FortuneCookie106/06 9:08pm
Do you think the government keep track of the words on your page?
FortuneCookie106/01 9:44pm
One day, I'm going to make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
FortuneCookie106/01 7:44pm
Will today be a good day? Yes (((No)))
FortuneCookie105/30 12:03pm
Has Arnold Schwarzenegger ever fought a dinosaur?
FortuneCookie405/24 10:52pm
I hurt my jaw on Kong's foot long
FortuneCookie405/11 5:32pm
I can't remember the last time I was this happy.
FortuneCookie105/01 10:59am
Get the Power!
FortuneCookie404/28 1:55pm
If a movie features a ninja and the ninja is covered from head to toe...
FortuneCookie304/28 11:40am
It's interesting that G.I. Joe was both diverse and conservative.
FortuneCookie1504/17 1:12am
Shouldn't mermaids be part dolphin?
FortuneCookie704/13 5:36pm
*watches The Land Before Time for the first time in 25 years*
FortuneCookie4704/13 12:42am
Ever think that video games are proof that fate determines winners?
FortuneCookie404/09 7:25pm
Is the Sega game the only Jurassic Park media where the T.rex speaks?
FortuneCookie104/06 8:18pm
"Partner" is the worst term to call your significant other.
FortuneCookie1404/03 11:47pm
The world of All Dogs Go to Heaven is such an interesting one.
FortuneCookie504/03 10:27am
Hold up. Mark Hamill was in a Balto movie?
FortuneCookie104/02 4:39pm
*hears train* "Oh, no. I'm gonna be late for work."
FortuneCookie204/01 6:24pm
Diddy's 3D Kong Quest drops in November. Who else is hyped?
FortuneCookie104/01 10:12am
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