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Topic"who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?"
pojr
02/19/18 2:47:29 PM
#1
Don't say that

Let me tell you my issue, then I'll give you my name
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TopicHas a mod on gamefaqs ever been demodded for cause?
pojr
02/19/18 2:40:25 PM
#43
P4wn4g3 posted...
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
What happened with Krystal?

she says her contract ended, but that (probably) isn't what actually happened

Nope. An arguments she was having with Error on hellhole a while back revealed she was let go. The mods were extending professional courtesy for her, she put her foot in her mouth.

I figured that was the case all along. When Allen said Just posting only to confirm this isn't a glitch or anything, we have parted ways with Steph, it didn't sound like a positive departure.

Cant speak for her involvement on the backend, but Krystal was a little too unaware and clueless about the GameFAQs community. This was made obvious when she offered LUE access as a prize in one of the GameFAQs contests (although improbable, it was still possible to win), and kept bickering with CE for most of her time as a Community Manager.
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TopicHas a mod on gamefaqs ever been demodded for cause?
pojr
02/19/18 2:27:48 PM
#35
Genocet_10-325 posted...
What happened with Krystal?

she says her contract ended, but that (probably) isn't what actually happened
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TopicThis chick grabbed my buttocks without my consent
pojr
02/19/18 2:21:24 PM
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OldSnakeLiveon8 posted...
How can I sue her for sexual assault?

you can't
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TopicI'm going to release my Flareon.
pojr
02/19/18 1:36:43 PM
#7
Duncanwii posted...
Jolly isn't the best nature for him. I'm going to release and look for a better one.

It's not the worst. Jolly doesn't decrease attack and it means you're Flareon will be the fastest
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Topicfarthest you made it in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out?
pojr
02/19/18 12:04:26 PM
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had trouble with Mr. Sandman. 99% of the time he TKOs me. I've beaten him out of luck (only for Super Macho Man to mop the floor with me), but is very rare
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Topicworst job interviews you've ever had?
pojr
02/19/18 10:58:14 AM
#48
Scotty_Rogers posted...
I never had a job interview lol

what
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Topicever been demoted from your job?
pojr
02/19/18 10:48:27 AM
#1
at my old job I was offered an assistant manager position, but it was taken away because the manager I would have worked for was fired
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TopicSuper Smash Bros. is an OFFENSIVE game title!
pojr
02/18/18 3:06:09 PM
#7
Super Smash People
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Topichave you ever banged a 10?
pojr
02/17/18 10:02:23 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Had a threesome with 2 5s

I goes 5 + 5 = 10
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Topicsweet tea from mcdonalds
pojr
02/17/18 6:38:37 PM
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guilty pleasure. so unhealthy, and maybe future me will care. but present-day me doesn't care. I love them.
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TopicPokémon Crystal.
pojr
02/17/18 6:11:26 PM
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G. Did not have pokemon crystal
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Topicweird co-workers at your job?
pojr
02/17/18 6:06:59 PM
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Super Slash posted...
I haven't had any especially weird co-workers, but there was this nerdy-looking guy that worked with me that didn't do shit except flirt with girls (mostly other employees). He always annoyed me. He lasted maybe 2-3 months before he either quit or got fired, not sure which.

we had a guy just like that. he actually was fired for being creepy

weird because we work at the corporate office of a known auto repair shop. very few women, and the ones that do work here are...not particularly attractive
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TopicWoman gets punched in the face by a man after she tried to kick him
pojr
02/17/18 6:05:04 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
pojr posted...
Women are not built like men. They don't have the muscle structure like we do. That is why you don't hit a woman, even if they started it. Take it like a man and walk away.


If we know that, and they know that.....they shouldn't hit men.

why not? they know men shouldn't hit women, so perfect way to take advantage of the situation
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Topicweird co-workers at your job?
pojr
02/17/18 5:54:11 PM
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Worked with a sketchy guy named Jaleek. The way he talked and his work ethics gave me the impression he was under the influence of something. Ended up being fired. I saw him on the local news because he robbed someone

When I worked in IT, my SME named Erich was a little weird but super smart and intimidating. He had ADD and spoke a mile a minute. He also had unbelievably good memory and knew Windows 10 inside and out. He had a fish tank at his cubical. A lot of people didn't like him because he would call people out on being wrong or uneducated. If he didn't think you could do it, he wouldn't invest time in you. Overall he's a brilliant and good dude.

We had a woman at my old job named Portia, we called her Porkchop. Like Jaleek, I saw her on the news because she was involved with some drug bust, but unlike Jaleek she was a good worker and great seller. I was surprised to hear she was involved with selling drugs
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TopicWhat happened to Goathief?
pojr
02/17/18 5:27:52 PM
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the original goatthief account was closed because he lost an account bet (*CElutes*)

I think he posts under either g0athief or GOATTHlEF with an L
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TopicIt's 2018 and we still can't change usernames
pojr
02/17/18 5:25:56 PM
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sobergermanguy posted...
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I want to change my username to drunkgermanguy, but that's not allowed :(

This is what alts are for!

Yeah but then you have to deal with gamefaqs annoying karma system. Eh, just not worth it. Facebook, twitter, reddit, every social media site worth a damn lets you change your username. But not gamefaqs for whatever reason.

their karma system isn't as bad as it used to be. you used to have to gain 75 karma in order to have no posting restrictions. now its 50 I think?
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TopicIt's 2018 and we still can't change usernames
pojr
02/17/18 5:11:26 PM
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babyeatermax posted...
And now we wait

does your username have a spelling error or unintentionally release personal information? if not, you're gonna have to wait a couple more years before your username can be changed
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TopicMcDonald's kills billions of Americans every year and nobody cares.
pojr
02/17/18 5:09:22 PM
#10
frozenshock posted...
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mcdonalds doesn't kill people

people kill people

...by eating at mcdonalds


That's some circular (quadratic?) logic right there.

circular because people get round when they eat at mcdonalds?
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TopicMcDonald's kills billions of Americans every year and nobody cares.
pojr
02/17/18 5:07:41 PM
#7
mcdonalds doesn't kill people

people kill people

...by eating at mcdonalds
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TopicWoman gets punched in the face by a man after she tried to kick him
pojr
02/17/18 5:05:45 PM
#159
Women are not built like men. They don't have the muscle structure like we do. That is why you don't hit a woman, even if they started it. Take it like a man and walk away.
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Topic$15,000,000 USD but you can only talk out of your butt
pojr
02/16/18 12:23:50 PM
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You can still say full sentences, but it will come out as farts.
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Topicout of all the stunts George Costanza pulled off...
pojr
02/16/18 11:35:56 AM
#10
AlisLandale posted...
I thought it was hilarious where he was dodging a breakup just so he could go to a party lol

I love that one!
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Topicout of all the stunts George Costanza pulled off...
pojr
02/16/18 11:35:47 AM
#9
AlCalavicci posted...
I'm currently re-watching the entire series on Hulu (for the hell of it while I play video games), and I'm on Season 8. Love this show.

I've always wanted to do a "Was Costanza justified" topic where I go through each episode and talk about whether or not George was justified in his storyline for that episode, to see where the cumulative scale tips by the end of the series. I didn't get around to it on this watch through though. There are a lot of episodes that portray George as the bumbling petty fool when he was justified in his actions.

Id like to see that topic, actually
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TopicI think I've settled my eyes on the Google Pixel 2. Going from iOS to Android
pojr
02/16/18 11:34:41 AM
#25
I have the OnePlus X. It came with their lame Oxygen OS (because they can no longer use CyanogenMod like the OnePlus One) so I rooted my device and I'm currently running the latest Android 8.1. As far as software goes, rooting is pretty much mandatory. Hardware could be better though. The camera quality is notably bad, like with all OnePlus devices. The pixel 2 seems like the best option now, but the price is a little steep.
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Topicout of all the stunts George Costanza pulled off...
pojr
02/16/18 11:09:13 AM
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Eat More Beef posted...
pojr posted...
my two favorites:

after interviewing well for a job, George's potential boss fails to communicate whether he will get the job or not. so he decides to show up and pretend that he was hired.

after going on a date with a woman, he purposely leaves Elaine's hat behind in an attempt to score a second date.


My favourite is when he turns his name into a jingle to try to get a second date, after stealing the chicks clock.

"Jerry. She asked me if I had the time! Do you think she knows?"

is that the same episode as the hat one?
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Topicout of all the stunts George Costanza pulled off...
pojr
02/16/18 10:59:58 AM
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my two favorites:

after interviewing well for a job, George's potential boss fails to communicate whether he will get the job or not. so he decides to show up and pretend that he was hired.

after going on a date with a woman, he purposely leaves Elaine's hat behind in an attempt to score a second date.
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TopicHow do I tell a fat chick I'm not interested?
pojr
02/16/18 10:52:12 AM
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what did George Costanza do when he wanted to end a relationship but didn't want to break up?

simple. be a bad boyfriend. start smoking, ask for a prenup, etc.
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Topicworst job interviews you've ever had?
pojr
02/16/18 10:29:22 AM
#3
PikachuMaxwell posted...
For me, it was some interview for a forensics science job where I stumbled my words through the interview.

were you just nervous, or did they ask you tough questions?
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Topicworst job interviews you've ever had?
pojr
02/16/18 10:26:59 AM
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Had an interview for an AT&T store rep position. interview went well until she asked me a loaded question. "...but you have over 3 years of experience, how did you not know about x?" I didn't know what to say, and I knew the interview was over

When I was interviewed for a technical support position at frontier, although it went well, there was a Marine that had more experience (not to mention military experience). They invited me to a second interview, but when I told them my availability, I received no response from recruiting. Then a few days later I received an automated rejected letter.

I was looking for a summer job when I graduated from HS. Applied at a thrift store, and was interviewed immediately when I handed in the application. I was thinking with my penis and not my brain, because the interviewer was hot and I asked for her number at the end of the interview. Fail.
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TopicHow do I tell a fat chick I'm not interested?
pojr
02/16/18 10:17:22 AM
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why not text her. say something like "I want to be up front with you. While I enjoy speaking with you, our differences are too apparent for me. I don't see is going further than friends. I'm sorry" and then block her number?
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TopicHow do I tell a fat chick I'm not interested?
pojr
02/16/18 10:05:34 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
if this is how you talk/think about people, you aren't someone who deserves better. you're kind of mean.

i get being conscious about health, but you sound like a jerk.


How is it mean in the slightest? I work incredibly hard. I look good. Why should I settle for someone far below that?

she might work hard too. no reason she should be lower because she has metabolism and thyroid issues.
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TopicThe worst Nintendo-made 2D Mario platformer will always be Super Mario Land
pojr
02/16/18 9:07:07 AM
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Super Mario Land 3 was the worst

Mario looked all fat and deformed
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Topicanyone a security guard?
pojr
02/16/18 8:50:15 AM
#5
Mormaurd posted...
Hours tend to be terrible along with the staff, especially when your replacement officer for the next shift calls in last minute and forces you to work a double.

I heard this was a thing. I wouldn't have minded, I don't have a life. But if I had a wife/kids, that would be no bueno
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Topicanyone a security guard?
pojr
02/16/18 8:49:19 AM
#4
lww99 posted...
I do armed security for a municipal court.

Most unarmed sites make ~$10.

Armed makes closer to $15.

Not bad, armed security guard makes you so much more

Ever have anything bad escalate?
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Topicanyone a security guard?
pojr
02/16/18 8:38:42 AM
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Years ago I applied at securitas. Interview went well, but I was not given a good job offer. I would have made $10.75/hour, would have worked afternoon and overnights and had Monday/Tuesday off. Pretty abysmal schedule. Not only that, but the position required lots of walking room to room and reporting security violations. I applied there because I wanted to sit on my butt. No thanks.
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Topic"if only schools had armed guards!"
pojr
02/16/18 8:21:31 AM
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I think having armed guards would probably help a little, like prevent 1 or 2 deaths. But I don't see it preventing a catastrophe from happening. Just deescalating it quicker.
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TopicITT we pretend its 2009
pojr
02/15/18 7:58:05 AM
#51
AVGN hasn't uploaded in a while. Is he like retired or something?
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TopicC/D: You've given up.
pojr
02/14/18 9:33:49 PM
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I hate to reply with C, but...

Sometimes I feel like I'm just going through the motions. I have a fairly easy job, but sometimes stressful job that pays decently but not super high. In living comfortably but I haven't really done anything with my life for the last 4 years. I don't know what I want to do, and I'm depressed.
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TopicI just view women as sex objects rather than people?
pojr
02/14/18 3:23:05 PM
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It's not normal, but I suppose it's alright because I doubt women view you at all.

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Topicis your device rooted?
pojr
02/14/18 3:19:14 PM
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If so, what made you root it?

I wanted to get the most out of my device, mostly AdAway and the ability to update to a newer OS. My phone is 2 years old but I have Android 8.1. doesn't get any better than that. also I don't like bloatware.
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Topicwhen was the last time you tipped
pojr
02/14/18 10:09:05 AM
#5
I tipped an uber driver $3. she wasn't amazing or anything, $3 is my standard tip
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Topicever not tipped at a restaurant?
pojr
02/14/18 10:08:25 AM
#42
Solid Snake07 posted...
No, considered it a few times but decided to be the bigger man

what times did you consider it?
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TopicWhy can't Gen 1 Vileplume learn Light Screen?
pojr
02/14/18 9:46:23 AM
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superstud69x posted...
1 was exclusive to Beedrill and a non-bug type Pokemon

Jolteon

superstud69x posted...
pojr posted...
Also, Gyarados to this day only learns one flying move (Bounce), not counting hidden power.


Hurricane at Level 48 (assuming Serebii is correct, which they usually are),

Interesting, did not know that
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TopicAndroid's biggest problem is the slow OS updates to flagship phones
pojr
02/14/18 9:43:34 AM
#24
I have Oreo 8.1 on my phone, but that's only because its rooted
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Topicever quit a job because of poor treatment?
pojr
02/14/18 9:38:38 AM
#1
had a job interview at a call center once. the interviewers and managers that interacted with me were nice as expected, but the customer service reps all looked cranky and depressed. a lot of them were downing soda and chips and had zero passion. I ended up not going forward with this job
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TopicWhy can't Gen 1 Vileplume learn Light Screen?
pojr
02/13/18 10:42:09 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
.......well then

funny that works and not struggle

All fixed damage moves work on ghost types (and normal types). Night Shade, Super Fang, SonicBom, etc.
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TopicWhy can't Gen 1 Vileplume learn Light Screen?
pojr
02/13/18 8:13:51 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
DoomSwell posted...
Pinsir, Butterfree & Dratini/te don't learn any STAB moves.
Scyther had to wait till Y for Wing Attack.


Pinsir and Scyther are completely unable to damage the gastly evolution line, regardless of any TMs used (well, scyther can in Y with wing attack at level 50!!! lol)

Pinsir learns Seismic Toss, which hits ghosts types in gen 1
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TopicWhy can't Gen 1 Vileplume learn Light Screen?
pojr
02/13/18 8:05:50 PM
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How come Dream Eater is a TM when the only pokemon that can use it (besides Mew) are the Ghosts who learn it by level and the Tapir that doesn't learn it by level?

Gen 1 was messed up in a lot of ways, especially Bug, Ghost & Dragon.

Lickitung didn't learn Lick.
Mr. Mime needs a TM for Mimic.
Fossil pokemon can't even learn rock TMs.

Pinsir, Butterfree & Dratini/te don't learn any STAB moves.
Scyther had to wait till Y for Wing Attack.
Mankey had to wait till Y for a fighting move.
Zubat doesn't learn poison moves.
Exeggcute & Starmie need a TM to learn a psychic move.
Paras needs a TM for a grass move.
Sandshrew, Onix and the Nido's need a TM for a ground move.
Rhyhorn needs TMs for rock & ground moves.
Jynx needs a TM for a psychic move. (Too bad she can't learn Dream Eater with her Lovely Kiss)
Lick was the only STAB ghost move.
Beedrill's / Tentacool's only poison move is sting. (and Toxic TM)
Venonat's only poison move is powder. (and Toxic TM)
Gastly's only poison move is Toxic.
Submission is the only fighting move Poliwrath can learn.
Hitmonchan had terrible special attack.
Gyarados learns electric TMs but no flying moves.
Psy/Gol- ducks are still not psychic, the only water move they learn without TMs is Hydro Pump.

Electrode needs TMs for electric moves. He doesnt learn by level up

Also, Gyarados to this day only learns one flying move (Bounce), not counting hidden power.
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Topicfunny uber or lyft stories
pojr
02/13/18 7:54:32 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Someone left a whole family sized bag of cheese puffs in the back of my car

What a weird tip

opened or unopened? and did you eat them?
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