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TopicITT: Cute animal videos
divot1338
08/30/20 2:30:28 PM
#469
TopicITT: Cute animal videos
divot1338
07/02/20 12:34:19 PM
#427
McgeesAlice808 posted...
https://i.imgur.com/mqDSqvK.jpg
This is how you end up creating Coronavirus.

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TopicITT: Cute animal videos
divot1338
05/26/20 11:36:21 AM
#382
KFHEWUI posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df2KGyGselI
I thought ducks were waterproof hence the waying water off a ducks back.

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TopicITT I post thick women
divot1338
01/09/20 4:21:59 PM
#457
King Rial posted...
https://i.imgur.com/0O4F2oq.mp4
Tittilating.

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TopicA ship travelling the Cardboardian Sea sank. Very sad. Video inside.
divot1338
01/01/20 2:03:03 PM
#4
nevershine posted...
and yet, all the lifeboats went down with the ship?
I smell a cover-up
Those lifeboats are for women and children.

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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
divot1338
01/01/20 1:39:14 PM
#39
Scissors!

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TopicWould you swim were alligator are known to be?
divot1338
12/31/19 8:04:19 PM
#15
All you have to do is time it right so that their mouths are closed when youre standing on them and you can just jump from one to the next.

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TopicITT I post thick women
divot1338
12/30/19 9:50:36 AM
#410
GameboyTroy posted...
Perfect. Quit on a winner.

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TopicDo banks carry $2 bills?
divot1338
12/30/19 9:43:02 AM
#15
Theres a recycling company in Houston whose commercials say they pay in $2 bills for some reason.

So theyre probably just old currency not yet out of circulation.

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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
divot1338
12/29/19 8:19:25 PM
#15
damnit typo

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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
divot1338
12/29/19 8:19:13 PM
#13
$

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TopicIs Christian Mingle a good place to find a girlfriend?
divot1338
12/29/19 8:13:13 PM
#2
FarmersOnly.com

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TopicIf we're not meant to fuck our cousins then why are they all so hot?
divot1338
12/29/19 8:10:14 PM
#7
My cousin from Alabama always used to try and get my other extremely stacked cousin from Mississippi to show her tits.

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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
divot1338
12/29/19 8:08:18 PM
#6
Check!

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Topic$20 million, but you have to have sex with 20,001 women
divot1338
12/29/19 7:58:48 PM
#18
Garioshi posted...
No one said you had to finish
lol

Imagine if you got so jaded that by the end you just stuck your dick in once to get the credit.

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TopicWho's the current mascot for the Playstation?
divot1338
12/29/19 6:36:59 PM
#10
Pseudo_Legacy posted...
Kaz?
https://youtu.be/Y7gY46y-WAM

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TopicIsn't this an awesome song?
divot1338
12/29/19 6:29:29 PM
#2
No

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TopicWho's the current mascot for the Playstation?
divot1338
12/29/19 6:28:40 PM
#5
I miss that Playstation exec.

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TopicITT: We create linguistically sensible words like "guanopsychosis"
divot1338
12/29/19 6:27:20 PM
#7
Machete posted...
from watching medical videos...

Hypersemenemia - "High presence of semen in blood"
At least one of those things shouldnt be there.

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TopicHow much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy before people notice?
divot1338
12/29/19 6:23:33 PM
#2
I dont want to finish watching. What was the answer?

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TopicThe Very Hungry Caterpillar rewritten to longer include junk food
divot1338
12/29/19 6:22:19 PM
#17
malenz posted...
i would hate growing up in this boring world these days
It was always this boring we just didnt realize it at the time.

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TopicITT: We create linguistically sensible words like "guanopsychosis"
divot1338
12/29/19 6:20:33 PM
#5
SpaceBear_ posted...
The process could be called deinstitutionalisation.

But the actions within that process are deinstitutionalisational.
Imma have to side with your teacher on this one.

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TopicTulsi: Impeaching the Cheeto President will only embolden him.
divot1338
12/29/19 6:18:43 PM
#6
Bold flavored Cheetos sound good.

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TopicThird Kevin Spacey accuser found dead.
divot1338
12/29/19 6:17:37 PM
#22
KillerSlaw posted...
https://youtu.be/WCuuKhjLB0Q
Kevin Spacey has the worst timing.

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Topicwtf @ this
divot1338
12/29/19 6:02:31 PM
#5
Where is this from?

The bike truck that rolls up afterwards makes me think overseas but its definitely not Asia.

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TopicITT: We create linguistically sensible words like "guanopsychosis"
divot1338
12/29/19 5:56:32 PM
#3
SpaceBear_ posted...
Deinstitutionalisational

A word to describe a process that leads to curing somebody of being institutionalised.

When I was 13, I had an argument with my English teacher as to why there's no reason it shouldn't be a word.
Deinstitutionilization?

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Topic$20 million, but you have to have sex with 20,001 women
divot1338
12/29/19 5:47:34 PM
#5
Can I tell the woman about the deal I have going?

I bet I could setup a sweet online bangme scam where the 20,0001 customer wins BIG MONEY*.

* Prize is referred to as big money. Big is a relative term and is redeemable for $5.

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TopicHoly moly the XB1 dpad is horrendous
divot1338
12/29/19 5:41:50 PM
#10
butthole666 posted...
The elite controller is $200
Theres a version without all the extra swappable shit thats much less. I cant remember how much exactly but I want to say ~$100.

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TopicMandalorian finds Baby Yoda
divot1338
12/29/19 5:34:44 PM
#1
Topici have a google photos connected digital photo frame and it keeps showing me
divot1338
12/29/19 1:30:34 PM
#5
Is that the oldest picture in your google photos? Maybe its some sort of sort order issue.

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TopicHoly shit THIS costs $100?
divot1338
12/29/19 1:25:29 PM
#5
Hold still while I pop the bubbles.

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TopicYour reaction: Its time for your big boxing match in the local circuit but then
divot1338
12/29/19 12:41:20 PM
#12
Speedbag her tits.

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TopicFavorite way to eat your eggs?
divot1338
12/29/19 12:35:18 PM
#14
scrambled in some of the leftover bacon grease

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TopicHow can I convince a friend that they don't need to be attractive to be happy?
divot1338
12/29/19 11:20:18 AM
#48
Pete Davidson fucked Kate Beckinsale.

That would make me pretty happy.

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TopicDo you think everyone is capable of inventing?
divot1338
12/29/19 11:18:59 AM
#17
I invented the word astericize.

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TopicMy 6-year-old niece got a twerking llama toy for christmas.
divot1338
12/29/19 11:16:05 AM
#20
Sure when its a toy twerking its adorable but when I put on my horse costume and stream it on twitch Im the bad guy.

Hypocrites.

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Topic18 wheeler crash
divot1338
12/27/19 10:19:44 PM
#7
I wonder whether the camera was on a tripod or if the cameraman just had big old balls.

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Topic18 wheeler crash
divot1338
12/27/19 9:54:19 PM
#1
TopicDo you think you will die of natural causes?
divot1338
12/27/19 9:48:20 PM
#30
BlackJackCat posted...
I'm banking on a new plague sweeping across the planet and investing in pharmaceutical stonks, on the off chance I'm not a victim of it.
The stonk market is too risky for me.

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TopicDo you think you will die of natural causes?
divot1338
12/27/19 9:43:43 PM
#28
I am going to be torn apart by wild hogs.

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TopicTrump: We must have understanding and respect, like Christ
divot1338
12/27/19 12:04:54 PM
#50
darkphoenix181 posted...
I don't believe you can hold a high office like being president and remain a good Christian.

For one, oking killing people in drone strikes and such is not christlike.

But all U.S. Potus pretend to be good Christians.
Jimmy Carter

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TopicWhat is the most disappointing Pixar Film for you?
divot1338
12/26/19 3:07:06 PM
#8
Maldoror posted...
Inside Out. Heard nothing but praise for it and I couldn't stand it.

That looked terrible but when I googled it just meow I was surprised at the cast. Just goes to show all the talent in the world cant fix garbage.

And one of the actors was in Laser Cats so thats saying something.

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