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Beveren_Rabbit
12/29/19 12:23:21 AM
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The hungry caterpillar will no longer be eating a chocolate cake, lollipop, swiss cheese, ice cream, pickle, and salami all in one day. He will be eating much more healthier options.

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Irony
12/29/19 12:24:33 AM
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Will he be eating ass though?

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SMAP-
12/29/19 12:25:16 AM
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar rewritten to longer include junk food


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CelestialVoices
12/29/19 12:26:14 AM
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what's wrong with cheese pickle and salami smh
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malenz
12/29/19 12:27:05 AM
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i would hate growing up in this boring world these days
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kingdrake2
12/29/19 12:46:49 AM
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malenz posted...
i would hate growing up in this boring world these days


it was a great book growing up. hate when they rewrite the goddamn story.
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coh
12/29/19 12:47:44 AM
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Still not as bad as when they made Cookie Monster eat vegetables
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SK8T3R215
12/29/19 1:29:10 AM
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar but every time he eats the words change font and get smaller

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Vol2tex
12/29/19 1:31:30 AM
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Irony posted...
Will he be eating ass though?

Jenna Haze

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kingdrake2
12/29/19 1:36:51 AM
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Vol2tex posted...
Jenna Haze


special guest Jenna Haze in the XXX version.
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Vol2tex
12/29/19 5:12:26 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
special guest Jenna Haze in the XXX version.



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IShall_Run_Amok
12/29/19 5:18:38 PM
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar but every time he eats something its The Bee Movie.

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obeseexplosive
12/29/19 5:22:33 PM
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar but every time he eats he gets closer to the monster at the end of the book
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Machete
12/29/19 6:08:39 PM
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Irony posted...
Will he be eating ass though?

/topic

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NinjaWarrior455
12/29/19 6:12:59 PM
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Source?

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divot1338
12/29/19 6:22:19 PM
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malenz posted...
i would hate growing up in this boring world these days
It was always this boring we just didnt realize it at the time.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/29/19 6:28:20 PM
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These are starting to feel like tests. To see how stupid they can get with small insignificant changes and still have people it's not even aimed at complain about it.

Just know, if this is a simulation, the ones complaining are losing on the easiest obstacles

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kingdrake2
12/29/19 9:21:55 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
the ones complaining are losing on the easiest obstacles


shit... we're on stage 2 and lost.
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Guide
12/29/19 9:23:37 PM
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malenz posted...
i would hate growing up in this boring world these days

fuck you on about

kids these days learn coding and build tiny robots, i am so incredibly jealous

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Stagmar
12/29/19 9:29:26 PM
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CelestialVoices posted...
what's wrong with cheese pickle and salami smh
Im guessing the pickle and salami are because of high salt.

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kingdrake2
12/29/19 10:24:30 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Im guessing the pickle and salami are because of high salt.


it's starting to make sense.... heart disease, high blood pressure and diabeetus.
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AlisLandale
12/29/19 10:26:15 PM
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Almost as bad as when they nerfed the illustrations in scary stories you can tell in the dark

but at least the originals came back eventually >_>

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BilalPowell
12/29/19 10:27:44 PM
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The Very Hungry Vegan Gluten Free Soy Keto Caterpillar

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Lost_All_Senses
12/29/19 10:33:26 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Almost as bad as when they nerfed the illustrations in scary stories you can tell in the dark

but at least the originals came back eventually >_>

That's definitely different. The illustrations are what put the book on the map and made it so popular. What you would of imagined in your head as you read the stories as a kid wouldn't of held a candle to what they actually showed you. Putting those images into play in the story made it horrifying.

The objects in this book are interchangable.

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Vol2tex
12/30/19 12:24:33 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Almost as bad as when they nerfed the illustrations in scary stories you can tell in the dark

but at least the originals came back eventually >_>

I miss that book

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Jiek_Fafn
12/30/19 12:33:26 AM
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coh posted...
Still not as bad as when they made Cookie Monster eat vegetables
They dialed that down a lot. He's more like a recovering crack addict now. He knows that he should have restraint and he should eat healthy but he inevitably can't control himself and goes berserk on some cookies. It's a much better gimmick.

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