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TopicThe CIA claims they didn't start the crack epidemic too...
divot1338
07/19/18 9:29:49 PM
#20
I always wonder how people could ever think were winning the war on drugs.

How many more drugs are there compared to when we started? Imagine if wed just never outlawed marijuana, cocaine and the rest.
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TopicIf you had to represent your country with one meal...
divot1338
06/30/18 4:14:40 PM
#21
FF_Redux posted...
Kttbullar with potatis and brunss with lingonsylt

Why does everything you say sound like a sex act?
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TopicRussians purchased 500,000 baseball bats in one year but only one ball: report
divot1338
06/30/18 3:30:57 PM
#8
Protip: those little bats you buy at the ballpark gift shop make an excellent defensive armament thats easily stashed in a car.
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TopicIf you had to represent your country with one meal...
divot1338
06/30/18 3:27:42 PM
#13
Macaroni and cut up hotdogs.

Because were a melting pot of ethnicities and assholes.
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TopicToys "R" Us
divot1338
06/30/18 3:24:08 PM
#51
Instead of luggage they should have given him one of those cardboard bankers boxes and made it look like he was fired.
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TopicBest Jennifer Lopez song?
divot1338
06/22/18 8:44:50 PM
#3
Apparently Baby Got Back is about her ass.
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TopicQuantum Leap is a great show
divot1338
06/21/18 12:30:12 PM
#22
SpiralDrift posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
IronWolf87 posted...
People say it's Dr. Who rip off but I don't really see it.

I watched the show when it was on from beginning to end, and have no idea how anyone could think that. The only possible connection they have is time travel.

Also, Quantum Leap? Great show. Quantum Leap's series finale? A steaming pile of shit, and Donald Bellisario should be hit in the head with every physical media copy as punishment for writing it.

It really wasn't his fault. They weren't sure if it was getting canceled or not and had to write the finale with a hook in case it was actually renewed but still be a proper ending if it wasn't. There was an alternate ending that's never surfaced where Al decides to make the leap himself to save Sam but it's doubtful it was even filmed in full. IIRC when they got the word that it was definitely canceled they added that bit at the end.

Can we hit him in the face for JAG and NCIS?
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TopicHow corrupt do you think the Russian police are?
divot1338
06/21/18 12:10:02 PM
#5
It varies from KGB on one end of the spectrum to Cossack on the other.

Basically getting whipped in the streets and spied on are indirectly proportional.
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TopicTexas: liberals, please leave
divot1338
06/21/18 12:05:53 PM
#110
southcoast09 posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
liberals ruined Austin

Very true. Theyve also ruined Portland and Boulder.

Actually it rebounded then the businesses came in an rewrecked it.

Its the drivers that end up being what makes it an intolerable place to live.
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TopicQuantum Leap is a great show
divot1338
06/21/18 12:02:15 PM
#19
I forget ... what happened to the evil leaper?
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TopicThis site is fucked up. I got warned for stating a fact and they won't let me
divot1338
06/21/18 12:00:23 PM
#53
Seems pretty hypocritical for a site called gamefacts.
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TopicWhat's the point of hitting "snooze" on an alarm?
divot1338
06/21/18 11:59:40 AM
#11
I dont hit snooze.

I just set 6 alarms on my phone and disable the snooze option.
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TopicJesus Christ my cousin just name dropped a porn site and hentai
divot1338
06/18/18 9:50:51 AM
#37
I went through puberty before the internet so I had to make due with a catalog.
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TopicGonna try to re-watch Ant-Man
divot1338
06/17/18 7:04:51 PM
#12
Michael Pena though.
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TopicJesus Christ my cousin just name dropped a porn site and hentai
divot1338
06/17/18 7:00:58 PM
#14
Definitely dont make a big deal out of it or hell never stop.
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TopicWhat would you do if Amazon sent you a package you didn't order?
divot1338
05/30/18 11:58:01 AM
#6
No further action is required.
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TopicITT: Degeneracy
divot1338
05/27/18 11:37:06 PM
#3
Garioshi posted...
QRIKzqb

Image gone after five seconds!

TC is the degenerate.
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TopicThe movie 'Rat Race' exists.
divot1338
05/27/18 11:35:47 PM
#40
Midnight Madness was better.
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TopicLebron James is OVERRATED
divot1338
05/27/18 11:33:52 PM
#7
CapWing posted...
I think hes overrated.

Anyone else agree?

Yes.

Hes also bald from taking PEDs.
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TopicThe happiest girl in the world
divot1338
05/27/18 12:03:03 PM
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TopicNever wave red in front of a rhino apparently
divot1338
05/25/18 9:48:49 PM
#1
TopicGoat big or goat home
divot1338
05/25/18 5:51:10 PM
#1

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TopicI smoked weed with Olympic Gold Metalist, Shaun White.
divot1338
05/24/18 9:51:41 PM
#23
So Shaun White is a lightweight?
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TopicSo crab is having a meltdown
divot1338
05/24/18 9:24:37 PM
#27
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
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TopicI really hope Morgan Freeman gets the full Kevin Spacey treatment
divot1338
05/24/18 9:22:11 PM
#7
TheCyborgNinja posted...
My wife put the brutal thought in my head: "picture him narrating his own misdeeds as he's doing them."

I couldnt not hear his voice when I read the womans statement earlier today.

Then it kind of shifted over into the ending narration for the Shawshank Redemption and I felt a little better.
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Topic16 y/o Girl who Dumped her b/f for calling her a SLUT shows the DRESS!! Is it??
divot1338
05/24/18 9:18:45 PM
#11
Slits get a bad rap. In dating, who wants an amateur.

You need a professional to get the job done.
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TopicWhy's Adam Sandler look like he getting arrested at Applebees?
divot1338
05/23/18 8:20:21 PM
#1
Topic/r/politics thinks Trump's nicknames for people are stupid.
divot1338
05/23/18 8:07:08 PM
#32
Bestoffuture posted...
/r/politics also thinks calling Trump "Cheeto Mussolini" and "Two Scoops Donnie" is the cleverest shit ever

His ice cream policy is pretty childish.
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TopicCharli XCX tho
divot1338
05/23/18 6:30:18 PM
#4
TheVipaGTS posted...

Wait a minute...

Theyre not talking about kitties at all.
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Topic$40 million but you constantly hoard and download porn to share with others
divot1338
05/23/18 6:18:26 PM
#4
Disables bittorrent in shame
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TopicMeghan gave Harry the most beautiful thing ever
divot1338
05/23/18 6:10:21 PM
#9
Damn_Underscore posted...
she gave it to her last husband first

I hate it when people regift
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Topic1 + 1 is 4
divot1338
05/23/18 2:44:26 PM
#7
MacadamianNut3 posted...
lesidesi posted...
(a-b)(a+b)=b(a-b)
(a+b)=b

Can't divide by zero

he stated a=b
so that was just a substitution
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TopicPeople need to understand that left lane = fast lane is for HIGHWAYS ONLY
divot1338
05/23/18 1:41:35 PM
#2
Did you signal a left turn?
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TopicVeteran booted off a roller coaster like rotting garbage due to having fake legs
divot1338
05/23/18 1:36:07 PM
#31
JE19426 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I just hope Six Flags isn't forced to install them.


What do they use as a safety feature if not lap bars or shoulder bars?

They use shoulder bars. Although one of the older roller coasters I mentioned xCaliber uses a lap bar. There might be a few like that in other parks.
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TopicVeteran booted off a roller coaster like rotting garbage due to having fake legs
divot1338
05/23/18 1:12:21 PM
#28
Bullshit thatll hold you in without legs.

When I was a kid I was extremely skinny and I was actually halfway flung out of Xcaliber at Astroworld.

i was talk enough but its a matter of more than just height or girth. Its a function of both.

But if the guy wants to be a jerk about it, they wouldnt let on a ten year old just because he was wearing heels.
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TopicIf the speed limit is 65, going 66 MPH is illegal and you are speeding
divot1338
05/23/18 1:02:38 PM
#54
MikeGesicki posted...
@divot1338 posted...
But what if I really need to get somewhere?

You will get there safely by abiding by the speed limit.

I think you misunderstand, sir.

You see I want it. Now.
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TopicIf the speed limit is 65, going 66 MPH is illegal and you are speeding
divot1338
05/23/18 12:59:41 PM
#47
But what if I really need to get somewhere?
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TopicWhy don't conservatives have a John Oliver type show?
divot1338
05/23/18 12:42:47 PM
#113
John Mulaneys New in Town has a pretty good AIDs joke in it. Hell the name of the special is part of it.
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TopicWhy don't conservatives have a John Oliver type show?
divot1338
05/23/18 12:35:45 PM
#107
Sayoria posted...
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Conservative humor:


Bill Maher is a sane liberal. There's a difference.

Maher is the first person to say that while hes a liberal there are several areas where he has firmly conservative views.
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TopicWhy don't conservatives have a John Oliver type show?
divot1338
05/23/18 10:45:03 AM
#64
EffectAndCause posted...
If liberals are just as bad, where is the comedy? Where is the half hour dedicated to a severe problem in this country that liberal legislation is causing?

Because conservatives are just bitching nonsensically.

Case and point - Dennis Miller.

His show on HBO was hilarious. Then 9/11 happened and he went crazy.

And nothing is funny about crazy old people.
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TopicMans beats the **** out of pranksters as 'harmless prank' goes horribly wrong.
divot1338
05/20/18 7:05:37 PM
#239
apocalyptic_4 posted...
It's just a prank BRO!

Its just a beatdown BRO!
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TopicWhat game would you say you mastered the best in your years of gaming?
divot1338
05/20/18 11:11:55 AM
#108
HypnoCoosh posted...
divot1338 posted...
Did you ever play on the Beer for Breakfast servers?


No lol

No ones talking to you.
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TopicWhy did dis turn you on?
divot1338
05/19/18 7:37:35 PM
#7
This made me laugh after briefly turning me on.
https://imgur.com/gallery/LyjfRoX
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TopicWhy did dis turn you on?
divot1338
05/19/18 7:34:27 PM
#2
Frauleins and beer make me happy.
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TopicWhat game would you say you mastered the best in your years of gaming?
divot1338
05/19/18 7:32:15 PM
#104
apple1986 posted...
Probably the original Counter-Strike. Played it from beta.

Played a few thousand hours of Day of Defeat too. I was admin for a major server group for a while.

Never got in to Source or GO. Still play CS1.6 occasionally.

Did you ever play on the Beer for Breakfast servers?
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TopicDoes anyone actually learn in high school?
divot1338
05/17/18 8:03:37 PM
#21
DoomSwell posted...
divot1338 posted...
https://imgur.com/dLQftaw

Its a way to make solving any math, science or chemistry problem extremely simple.

ORRRRRR, work with me for moment...
You could just remember a yard is 3 feet and not cross multiply when the denominator is the same.
Crazy I know, but try it, it works.

This is clearly a simple example for demonstrating the concept.
The genius of dimensional analysis is you can use it when your solving some complicated physics or chemistry equation where things are cubed and you cant just do that.
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TopicDoes anyone actually learn in high school?
divot1338
05/17/18 7:50:10 PM
#18
knuxnole posted...
divot1338 posted...
Dimensional analysis. That is the most useful thing you could possibly teach a kid.


The what? Is that in gemotery?

https://imgur.com/dLQftaw

Its a way to make solving any math, science or chemistry problem extremely simple.
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TopicDoes anyone actually learn in high school?
divot1338
05/17/18 7:30:33 PM
#13
Dimensional analysis. That is the most useful thing you could possibly teach a kid.
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TopicITT: Millennial teachers summed up in two pictures
divot1338
05/16/18 11:02:59 AM
#157
DifferentialEquation posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
I'm planning on getting a 4k tv for my cat later this year

5Wjf72oc33OgXP8HoX


He's a good cat.

Pussy whipped.
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TopicWhat kind of dog would attract the most women? I don't know a thing about breeds
divot1338
05/13/18 11:51:21 AM
#15
This one.

https://imgur.com/Q0C3laR
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