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CosmicShadows
12/27/19 9:09:35 PM
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Yes or No.


Tbh right now yes. Because I am taking better care of myself. But things can change in an instant. How about you guys?
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Guide
12/27/19 9:10:54 PM
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Eh, depends on my health when I'm older. I might go out Hunter S. Thompson style.

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Irony
12/27/19 9:11:10 PM
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Nope

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alimajor
12/27/19 9:16:02 PM
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Cancer or suicide probably
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Saxon
12/27/19 9:17:01 PM
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The average mortality rate among American males is 76

Most die of heart failure and chances are that will be the cause of your eventual death as well.
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Bestoffuture
12/27/19 9:17:11 PM
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alimajor posted...
Cancer or suicide probably


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Duncanwii
12/27/19 9:17:58 PM
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Saxon posted...
Mortality rate among American males is 76

Most die of heart failure and chances are that will be the cause of your eventual death as well.
Mortality rate of all humans is 100% it all depends on what you do with your life that matters.

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Irony
12/27/19 9:18:42 PM
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alimajor posted...
Cancer or suicide probably
I currently smoke 2 packs a day so maybe both

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SoIidLegacy
12/27/19 9:22:27 PM
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It's a tricky situation. I hope I die of natural causes at old age, but I also worry I won't have the financial means to sustain myself, at least for that long, especially since retirement could very well completely be a thing of the past by then. I sometimes ponder the thought that in such a case euthanasia might perhaps be preferable than rotting away in some street alley, begging for scraps.

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JimCarrysToe
12/27/19 9:24:08 PM
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Definitely not.

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Gakk86
12/27/19 9:24:40 PM
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Can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that.

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Sunburst
12/27/19 9:26:10 PM
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Yes, heart attack is most likely. Statistically I would say fatal car accident is probably 2nd most likely. Especially if you drive a lot down undivided 2 lanes.

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NeoBowser
12/27/19 9:28:58 PM
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is lung cancer from smoking natural

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Gakk86
12/27/19 9:30:56 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
is lung cancer from smoking natural
Lung cancer is vegan, actually.

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Saxon
12/27/19 9:31:21 PM
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Fact: only 10% of all human beings ever get to be 100 years old or older.

90% will die well before then regardless of how well they take care of themselves because longevity is all about a having a good DNA code that is less prone to illness and disease.
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gunplagirl
12/27/19 9:31:29 PM
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Disease or murder

Unless the revolution actually does happen in which case I'll definitely die fighting in it

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Garioshi
12/27/19 9:31:50 PM
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No such thing as "natural causes"

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CanuckCowboy
12/27/19 9:31:53 PM
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Broad term.

id assume so but natural causes are
basically all causes.

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CanuckCowboy
12/27/19 9:32:20 PM
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Garioshi posted...
No such thing as "natural causes"

Alternatively everything is a natural cause.

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Duncanwii
12/27/19 9:32:49 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Disease or murder

Unless the revolution actually does happen in which case I'll definitely die fighting in it
I'm pretty sure you just admitted to future treason.

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CanuckCowboy
12/27/19 9:34:22 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I'm pretty sure you just admitted to future treason.

Its a term like anything else. Its only contextually good or bad.

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Duncanwii
12/27/19 9:35:02 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Its a term like anything else. Its only contextually good or bad.
No I'm pretty sure treason is always bad.

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Irony
12/27/19 9:35:56 PM
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ITT Duncan says getting murdered is treason

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CanuckCowboy
12/27/19 9:38:15 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
No I'm pretty sure treason is always bad.

okay.

So if you betrayed hitler in 43 thats bad.

Interesting take.

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Saxon
12/27/19 9:38:35 PM
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George Burns smoked a box of cigars a day from the time he was 10 years old to the time he died and never had a single health problem...

Born 1896

Died 1996

Lived to be 100 years old...and he only died because he slipped in the shower and busted his head.
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CE_gonna_CE
12/27/19 9:39:03 PM
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Cancer or heart disease

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Saxon
12/27/19 9:41:39 PM
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Bob Hope is another anomaly for longevity..

Lived to be 103.

His wife lived to be 107.
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divot1338
12/27/19 9:43:43 PM
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I am going to be torn apart by wild hogs.

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BlackJackCat
12/27/19 9:45:59 PM
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I'm banking on a new plague sweeping across the planet and investing in pharmaceutical stonks, on the off chance I'm not a victim of it.
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divot1338
12/27/19 9:48:20 PM
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BlackJackCat posted...
I'm banking on a new plague sweeping across the planet and investing in pharmaceutical stonks, on the off chance I'm not a victim of it.
The stonk market is too risky for me.

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Saxon
12/27/19 9:48:51 PM
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If some deadly germ gets out and threatens to wipe out mankind, you've got a better chance of winning the lottery right now than being immune to the super plague when it comes.
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PleaseClap
12/27/19 9:49:36 PM
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A soothsayer once told me that the cards said that I would be hit by a military satellite that fell out of orbit.

Either that or I'm going to die in a birthday cake accident. It was ambiguous
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BlackJackCat
12/27/19 9:49:37 PM
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Saxon posted...
If some deadly germ gets out and threatens to wipe out mankind, you've got a better chance of winning the lottery right now than being immune to the super plague when it comes.

I'm okay with that.
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Sada_Pop
12/27/19 9:49:42 PM
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I'll go out defending the planet

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gatorsPENSbucs
12/27/19 9:50:23 PM
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Nah, Im all sorts of fucked.

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skermac
12/27/19 9:51:59 PM
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My mom had dimentia when she died so who knows

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gunplagirl
12/28/19 12:08:09 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
okay.

So if you betrayed hitler in 43 thats bad.

Interesting take.

"The American revolutionary war was bad"

I mean it's not by much but they have better protections for transgender people and banned slavery way before the US so <.<

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MabusIncarnate
12/28/19 12:10:42 AM
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Natural alcohol poisoning

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008Zulu
12/28/19 12:14:24 AM
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I don't like the idea of dying in my sleep. I'd prefer to go out on my feet, fighting whatever is trying to kill me.

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ScazarMeltex
12/28/19 12:14:51 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
No I'm pretty sure treason is always bad.
So the American revolutionaries were bad? What about the German officers that tried to kill Hitler?

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Duncanwii
12/28/19 12:17:07 AM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
So the American revolutionaries were bad? What about the German officers that tried to kill Hitler?
Doing it for a good cause doesnt make the crime any less bad.

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ScazarMeltex
12/28/19 12:21:07 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Doing it for a good cause doesnt make the crime any less bad.
So it's bad to try and kill a guy who uas gotten your country into a war it cannot possibly win and is literally committing genocide?


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Duncanwii
12/28/19 12:24:57 AM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
So it's bad to try and kill a guy who uas gotten your country into a war it cannot possibly win and is literally committing genocide?
The actions are good and just, but the crime is still bad. You can do a bad thing for good reasons, as was this case.

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Mistere Man
12/28/19 12:26:33 AM
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I dont know, but hopefully I will find out soon.

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Dreepapult
12/28/19 12:31:38 AM
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From a young age I always have thought I'll die violently. Not sure why.

More than likely I'll die from heart disease.

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Umbreon
12/28/19 12:39:41 AM
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I live in America so there's always the chance of some lunatic taking their psychosis our on me.

I meant that can happen anywhere, but guns aren't a fetish everywhere....

Otherwise it depends on what you mean by "natural causes". I'm not the healthiest right now, but there's still time to turn that around. Err, hopefully.


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tumtedum1
12/28/19 1:09:32 AM
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Is heartbreak a natural cause?
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Home-Wrecker
12/28/19 1:12:10 AM
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considering mom and dad are still alive...yes
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malenz
12/28/19 1:13:51 AM
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no. I have done some damage with drinking and smoking etc. even if I quit now, it has had a permanent effect on my survivability
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