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TopicGOLDBERG scolds Meghan McCain over the topic of impeachment
divot1338
12/16/19 3:47:17 PM
#23
Caution999 posted...
Why did I think this was Bill Goldberg...?


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TopicI want to stop being a THERAPIST for my friends >_>
divot1338
12/16/19 3:23:17 PM
#12
Seems like a pretty excellent opportunity to see what you can get your friends to do.

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TopicThank you Amazon
divot1338
12/16/19 3:19:48 PM
#3
Spooking posted...
What are you going to do with the other two?
What wont I do with the other two?

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TopicThank you Amazon
divot1338
12/16/19 3:17:40 PM
#1
I didnt even realize I needed this until you showed it to me.



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TopicScenario: You're eating out when you're asked to move table by a group of men.
divot1338
12/16/19 2:18:57 PM
#7
NeoShadowhen posted...
So shell be temporary debilitated. It will ensure your escape. It will also likely catch the brigands off guard.

Nobody eats off my plate.
Sh-sh-shah!

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TopicHow are people so fucking good in Counter Strike?
divot1338
12/16/19 1:17:11 PM
#21
b-8-2 b-4-2 b-1-3

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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TopicHow are people so fucking good in Counter Strike?
divot1338
12/16/19 12:58:11 PM
#18
Veggeta_MAX posted...
How much time?
I played all day at work and then all night. pretty much what sonicfan said.

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TopicHow are people so fucking good in Counter Strike?
divot1338
12/16/19 11:07:33 AM
#7
I dont think you appreciate how much time I spent playing Counterstrike.

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TopicLindsey Graham: I'm a little bitch and idc if Trump committed treason.
divot1338
12/15/19 6:57:48 PM
#35
Supposedly this is a front hell keep up until the filing deadline for the SC Republican primary.

Hea definitely a punk ass little bitch though.

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TopicJust five more hours until TLC! Spoilers!
divot1338
12/15/19 4:08:05 PM
#7
Whatever you do tc, dont go chasing waterfalls.

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TopicHome Alone is Die Hard for kids
divot1338
12/15/19 10:33:27 AM
#23
DirkDiggles posted...
Can you imagine Kevin saying "Yipiekaiyay, Motherfucker!" to the Wet Bandits?
Was Joe Pesci on angeldust in Home Alone?

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TopicFavorite tv show theme songs
divot1338
12/15/19 10:26:46 AM
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TopicI understand the Popeyes chicken sandwich hype now.
divot1338
12/14/19 7:23:56 PM
#6
It was just a sandwich.

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TopicSomeone is putting tiny cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas
divot1338
12/14/19 4:27:17 PM
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There are new reports of pigeons wearing tiny sombreros flying around the streets of Mexico. Experts are unsure where the culprits will strike next.

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TopicIf Trump is re-elected in 2020, he will make history as the fourth...
divot1338
12/14/19 4:16:25 PM
#16
It suggests there is a larger systemic problem with our government.

If the viewpoints of the two sides were closer there would be less of an issue with choosing one candidate over the other.

Now though it means 90% of the time one of the two sides is bullshitting you.

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TopicBullies have MORE sex than kind people, study shows
divot1338
12/14/19 12:45:33 PM
#85
pauIie posted...
people do say they beat the pussy up
Who says that?

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TopicIf Greta Thunberg is 16, why does she look 12 at most?
divot1338
12/14/19 12:36:36 PM
#22
wholeheartedly posted...
Its been speculated that she might have fetal alchohol syndrome

Her mom was like a supermodel and theres no resemblance, there might be some kind of trauma

Medically speaking
Her mother was an opera singer. You loon.

And she looks exactly like her father.

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TopicHallmark Pulls Gay Wedding Ad After Pressure from 'One Million Moms'
divot1338
12/14/19 12:30:54 PM
#14
Evol posted...
Shame on Hallmark for airing commercials with same-sex couples and even considering movies with LGBT content and lead characters, they continue. Now, parents can no longer trust Hallmark because Hallmark is no longer allowing parents to be the primary educators when it comes to sex and sexual morality.
Well that is patently ridiculous. Kids today learn about sex the same way I did. On the street.

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TopicImagine going on a date with dis chick
divot1338
12/13/19 7:55:59 PM
#7
TopicWould you wear matching clothes with your dog?
divot1338
12/13/19 6:17:42 PM
#2
Of course.
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TopicHypothetical: Is a choking pet a justified 911 call?
divot1338
12/12/19 2:42:55 PM
#3
Alexa, how do I give a dog the Heimlich maneuver?!
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TopicDie Hard is NOT a fucking Christmas movie
divot1338
12/12/19 10:14:27 AM
#30
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Die Hard is NOT a fucking Christmas movie

I quote Hans Gruber.

Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho- ho.
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TopicHave a question about the USA Space Force
divot1338
12/11/19 7:44:49 PM
#6
All Your Space Belong to US
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TopicMy mom got in a car accident
divot1338
12/11/19 7:29:12 PM
#9
I wouldnt hold out much hope for the vehicle unless its a really small deer or it ran into her while she was parked.
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TopicCan you discuss and disagree with your boss?
divot1338
12/11/19 7:20:09 PM
#3
Sure. Im effectively the same as my supervisor with the exception of seniority.

If I have a better way to do something it just needs to not mess something else up. Which would be true regardless.
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TopicMagas on Trump removal: "I'd get my .357 Magnum"
divot1338
12/11/19 6:32:03 PM
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Thats nice and all but its no match for my .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world.

It will shoot a hole clean through a man.

What Im asking is do you feel lucky punk?

Do you?
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TopicCrisis on Infinite Earths CW official CE topic
divot1338
12/10/19 8:53:35 PM
#67
Did Black Lightning just give Diggle the black people nod when they met?
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TopicSomeone is putting tiny cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas
divot1338
12/10/19 7:59:12 PM
#16
Clearly Mariah Hillman from the Pigeon society is responsible for the hats. She was the only one with anything to gain.
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TopicDuck's penis rots because too much sex
divot1338
12/10/19 3:56:41 PM
#4
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Duck: quack

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TopicHer: We can do it but Im on period
divot1338
12/10/19 3:56:05 PM
#36
Blue_Inigo posted...
Your reaction?

I dont run red lights.
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TopicStefan Molyneux: 90% of Taylor Swift's eggs are already gone
divot1338
12/10/19 1:36:12 PM
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Thinking of her that way actually makes her more attractive to me.
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Topictipping the mail person, wtf
divot1338
12/10/19 1:34:27 PM
#2
I dont even know how Id go about doing that if I wanted to.
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TopicDoes your mailman get the mail wrong too?
divot1338
12/10/19 1:33:47 PM
#2
No.
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TopicWhich of these useless time powers would you rather have?
divot1338
12/10/19 1:28:07 PM
#19
dj1200 posted...
See 10 seconds into the future. I'd make millions at the Roulette table.
Edit: Plus a slew of gambling card games.

You could even win that stupid wheel of fortune game.
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TopicDid anybody here watch Crisis On Infinite Earths?
divot1338
12/10/19 1:26:46 PM
#7
JebronLames posted...

yeah i kinda agree, i liked lana better, in smallville

The twenty year old version was hot as hell though.
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TopicDid anybody here watch Crisis On Infinite Earths?
divot1338
12/10/19 1:15:35 PM
#2
It really drove home how obnoxious Erica Durances personality is when you hear it from the 40 year old version.
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TopicRegarding impeachment, let the American People decide
divot1338
12/10/19 1:11:53 PM
#33
They will.

In the meantime,

IMPEACHED!
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